Fight wits with cat owners

"Don't move the mackerel! You don't run!!!"

Seeing Osamu Dazai, whose claws were pinched by the crab, jumping around with his hair fried, Xiaoqian hurriedly stepped forward to hold him down, picked up the cat and the crab together, and ran to the kitchen.

After receiving the basin of water, I put the crab holding the cat's claws tightly into the water, including Dazai Osamu's claws. After a while, the crab holding the cat's claws tightly loosened its pincers.

Xiaoqian quickly took out the cat's paw and took a closer look.

There is a deep mark on the pink and tender meat pad at this moment, although the skin is not broken, it still shocks the people watching.

"Rush again, mom will give you an ice compress, and apply some medicine later."

Taking another bowl of water and putting the cat's claws in it, Xiaoqian patted Osamu Dazai's head in distress, and hurried to the refrigerator to flip over ice cubes.And as cats who have witnessed the tragic situation of Osamu Dazai, they are more...

"Meow!"

"Hahahahahaha Dazai, you have today too, hahahahahaha!"

Laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, Nakahara Chuya came to the door of the kitchen and looked at Osamu Dazai, who had one paw stuck in the cold water, laughing wildly.

"Meow!"

"Being caught by crabs and jumping around, I can laugh about this kind of thing for the rest of my life hahahahahaha I must share it with others when I go back hahahahaha!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Oh, then you are great, have you forgotten that you have a lot of black material on my side?

Looking down at Nakahara Chuya on the ground expressionlessly, Osamu Dazai wished he could directly sprinkle the salt shaker on the side, and sprinkle it all on the opponent!Let this stinky slug that secretes mucus die suddenly on the spot!

Xiaoqian in the living room has already found the ice cubes. She stuffed the ice cubes into a plastic bag, took some water, and tied them together. The crude artificial ice pack was ready.

Wipe Dazai's cat's paw in the bowl with a paper towel, Xiaoqian carried him to the coffee table in the living room, and put an ice pack directly under the injured paw.

"Feeling better?"

Rubbing the top of the paw distressed, Xiaoqian's voice was soft.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it will be fine in a few days, it's all mother's fault."

She shouldn't have put crabs in the living room. Although she feels a little guilty, she really wants to...laugh (cough)

After all, the few ones in the family are all thieves. She thought that the crab was only to be played with. How could the mackerel with the most eyes be played with by the crab...

"It's this crab, that's it, the culprit!"

As he said that, Xiaoqian put the crab with its teeth and claws tied up in front of Osamu Dazai, and criticized the crab in a serious voice.

"It's too much to even pinch the mackerel's claws!"

At this time, the cat's "echoing" sound came from the side, but it seemed to be echoing, but the sound revealed a taste of gloating.

"Meow!"

"Yeah, it's really good!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

And Xiaoqian, who couldn't understand cat language, nodded happily.

"Look mackerel, Chuya agrees with what I said."

Osamu Dazai: He agrees with a ghost!

His eyes turned around in the living room, and all the expressions of the cats were caught in his eyes. The first ones were Chuya Nakahara and Accelerator's gloating eyes, and the worried eyes of Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was probably the only one with a conscience among them, and the newcomer The white cat's...

"Meow~"

"Mackerel, are you alright?"

Fairy Bai jumped onto the sofa and stood next to Xiaoqian, with a hint of worry in her expression.

"Meow~"

"It looks like it hurts."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Are you mocking me by saying such things in a fake way?

The kite-colored eyes stared deeply at Xiaobai who seemed to care about him, and Osamu Dazai started a conspiracy theory in his heart.

Or do you think you can get over me and do whatever you want if I get hurt?

Ah!Naive, do you really think that he can't do anything if his hand is pinched?

The body tilted instantly, and Dazai Zhi's whole cat lay down on the coffee table, looking like Liu Fufeng who was unbearably hurt and weak.

The kite-colored cat's eyes opened round, and he raised his head to look at Xiaoqian, his whole body revealing a weak, pitiful and helpless aura.

"Meow~"

Even the voice was a little weak, which broke Xiaoqian's heart.

"Don't worry, mackerel, mom will definitely avenge you! I'll steam it in a while, and then let you punish it yourself!"

Ruoliu Fufeng Dazaizhi's ears twitched instantly, and the whole cat became energetic.

Let me eat a whole one by myself!I think one is not enough, how about ten?

Xiaoqian gently lifted the ice-packed cat's claws. At this time, the claws were still pink and tender. Although the traces of being pinched by the crab's pincers had faded, it was very obvious that the meaty cat's claws Still swollen a lot.

It hurts so much to watch.

"It hurts."

Reassuringly rubbing the top of the mackerel's head again, Xiaoqian flipped through the drawer under the coffee table, and finally found a bottle of traumatic medicine at the bottom.

"Let's apply the medicine first, and the mackerel can bear with it."

Laying Osamu Dazai on his back into his arms, Xiaoqian pinched the back of his injured paw with his left hand, pulled some paper with his right hand and put it under it, took the medicine and sprayed it on the red and swollen cat paw.

In other words... don't worry about this kind of injury at all, right?

Feeling the long-lost pain between his claws, Osamu Dazai raised his head, and saw that the girl who was holding him was cautiously trying to make her movements more gentle, her eyes were staring at him without blinking. His injured palm was full of pity.

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt a little funny.

He, the client, didn't think it was anything at all, but the other person was worried as if the world would end if he was caught.

but……

The ice-cold potion was sprayed onto the palm of his hand suddenly, but the temperature that should have shocked people did not attract Dazai Osamu's attention at all. His eyes gradually became hollow, and a huge wave was set off in his heart

The long-lost pain made him suddenly realize something, something that he couldn't stop thinking about.

I... When was the last time you committed suicide?

Xiaoqian didn't know what the cat in her arms was thinking. She focused on giving the medicine to him, and comforted him while spraying it.

"Be good, be good, we mackerel are the bravest, just bear with it for a while."

The cat in his arms was exceptionally cooperative, motionless and without the slightest struggle, forming two extremes from his usual flirtatious behavior.

The hands couldn't help speeding up the movement, Xiaoqian quickly finished the medicine, and put Osamu Dazai in his arms on the sofa.

"Although I know that you don't usually lick your fur, you still have to tell me not to lick your paws, you know?"

Looking down at his claws that were still exuding pain, Osamu Dazai blinked innocently and let out a soft meow.

Coupled with his obedient appearance at the moment, it seems to be saying "I know, I will be obedient." '

And actually...

"Meow~"

"A medicine I've never heard of, will I be poisoned to death if I lick it?"

"Meow!"

"If you want to die, get away!"

Nakahara was also disgusted by Dazai Osamu's hypocritical appearance for a long time. Seeing that the other party could still say such unbearable words under Xiaoqian's care, he couldn't help jumping to Dazai Osamu's side at that time, and pressed his paw. on his head.

"Meow!"

"If you are capable, get out of here and die outside!"

I will die every day, I owe it!

Although Nakahara Nakaya pressed Dazai Osamu's head tightly, but from the outside world, he was just stroking the top of the mackerel's head "gently", and Xiaoqian who didn't know it was very pleased.

"Chuya is also very concerned about my younger brother, so I will cook first, and mackerel will be taken care of by you first."

The last cat rubbed it, and Xiaoqian grabbed the crab that had been criticized and educated, and was about to "sentence" it.

Xiaoqian went into the kitchen, and there were only five cats left in the living room. After a moment of silence in the air, Nakahara Chuya's voice rang out first.

"Meow?"

"what's wrong with you?"

He looked down at Osamu Dazai who was lying on the sofa condescendingly, with a low voice.

"Meow?"

"Sick again?"

Say this in front of Xiaoqian?It doesn't matter if she doesn't understand!

"Meow~"

"Just saying it casually."

Not intending to move at all, Osamu Dazai even moved his body slightly, changed into a more comfortable posture, and then opened his mouth lightly.

"Have you ever wondered how long we've been like this?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Frowning slightly, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help recalling the time with Xiaoqian.

It can even be said that since he became a cat, he has been with Xiaoqian from the very beginning.

It has been almost half a year.

"Meow?"

"What do you want to say?"

"Meow."

"It's starting to get cold."

While speaking words that seemed to have nothing to do with each other, Osamu Dazai looked out the window.

Time is always passing by inadvertently. The green outside is still full of fallen leaves. The leaves that have become yellow due to lack of water are taken away from the treetops by the wind. People who occasionally appear on the road wear thicker clothes.

He bent his eyes, and his voice was completely opposite to the atmosphere at this moment.

"Meow~"

"I don't know how long it has been in the original world~"

Oops, without him and the little man, Mr. Mori wonders if he will become bald due to stress?

Dazai Osamu's voice was not too loud, but it was extremely eye-catching in a place that was not too spacious like the living room. Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was originally talking to Xiaobai, suddenly became depressed.

"Ow."

"It's been more than a month, and I don't know what's going on at home now?"

Mom shouldn't be in too much of a hurry, because reborn will definitely help to hide it, and with her natural appearance, she won't notice anything wrong, but everyone...

Thinking of his friend, Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help but sigh.

I'm afraid everyone is going to explode...

"Meow~"

"nothing."

Shiro, who was squatting in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi, blinked, raised his claws and gently touched the top of the opponent's head.

In this case... Simba left his family?Or did you get separated from your family and get adopted?

"Meow~"

"Although I don't know what happened, but if you are lost, Simba, I believe your family must be working hard to find you."

He bent his eyes, obviously his voice was lively, but at this moment, there was an inexplicable concern of an adult watching a child.

"Meow~"

"So don't be sad, I believe Simba will be able to reunite with his family."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was a little moved, he looked gratefully at Xiao Bai who was comforting him, but suddenly got stuck when he spoke.

What, what is this senior called?He didn't seem to say his name?

When Xiaoqian introduced her, she said it was 'Fairy White', but this is like the name 'Simba' that she was given, so I can't really call him this!At first glance, he looked like a person who was many years older than himself!

"Ow?"

"Senior, what is your name?"

Although the senior seems to have bumped his head, maybe he didn't forget his name?

"Meow~"

"Huh? Name? My name is Fairy Bai?"

Looking blankly at Tsunayoshi Sawada, whose expression became more entangled after hearing the name, Xiaobai, who was full of open eyes, paused, and spoke thoughtfully.

"Meow~"

"If you don't feel comfortable calling me Xiaobai, you can call me Xiaobai, um...or you can also call me a fairy?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

How could it be called a fairy!Senior, don't you know what a fairy girl is?Or……

Unable to control his eyes, he looked down at Xiaobai, and quickly retracted his gaze the moment he was about to make contact.

His throat was choked, and Tsunayoshi Sawada spurned himself in his heart, and changed his address with difficulty.

"Ouch..."

"Xiaobai...cough, senior Xiaobai..."

Why does he feel like nothing is right?