Fight wits with cat owners
Chapter 69
Standing at the door of the house, Xiaoqian held the key in his hand, but did not open the door for a long time.
In the arms is a well-behaved and cute little fairy who throws herself into her arms, and behind the door are the four little ancestors of the family.
She was really afraid that she would be resisted by all her sons after she brought the little fairy into the house.
but……
Looking at the pile of ingredients that he bought temporarily on the ground for a big meal, Xiaoqian felt confident again for no reason.
No one can deny his cooking skills, and neither can cats!
The key was firmly inserted into the door lock, and with a slight sound, the door opened in response, and Xiaoqian also straightened her expression and walked into the house.
"Sons
Just about to say hello, but seeing the cats at home either on the cat climbing frame or on the sofa, all looking directly at her side, Xiaoqian's voice suddenly weakened.
"They're all in the living room..."
No, think of Simba!He is accepted by all the cats in the house, it's okay for Fairy Bai to be so cute and cute!
Thinking of this, Xiaoqian regained her confidence.
"Our family has a new member."
Holding Fairy Bai in her arms, Xiaoqian put the ingredients for dinner aside and went directly to the sofa.
"Let's get to know each other. Chuya and mackerel are familiar. You haven't seen lucky and Simba yet."
Putting Xiaobai on the coffee table, Xiaoqian looked at the cats at home and decided to start with the softest one.
The decision is yours, Simba!Get along well with Fairy Bai and give your brothers a good start!
Picking up Tsunayoshi Sawada next to the sofa, Xiaoqian put him next to Xiaobai, carefully watching the two cats.
"Come on Simba, this is Fairy Bai, from now on you will be your brother's cat, take good care of your brother."
Although Xiannvbai is already two years old, the ranking of the family is still first come, first served (cough)
Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?
Do brother?
Looking blankly at the 'Fairy White' who was more than a circle older than himself, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that something was wrong?
Is this the size of my brother?And this is an ordinary cat, right?Does he really want to recognize a cat as his brother?
Just when Sawada Tsunayoshi was struggling, Xiaobai, who had been quiet all along, spoke out first.
"Meow~"
"Hi Simba."
He smiled and said his... name with a normal face.
"Meow~"
"I am Fairy Bai, please take care of me in the future~"
"Ow."
"Hello."
Sawada Tsunayoshi replied subconsciously.
"Ow."
"Please point out more... that's not right!"
Tsunayoshi Sawada, who suddenly discovered his blind spot, raised his head and looked into Xiaobai's eyes in surprise.
"Ow?"
"You turned into a cat too?"
Another one was attacked?
"Meow~"
"what are you talking about?"
Xiaobai tilted his head, looking puzzled.
"Meow~"
"The same goes for chuya and mackerel last time. Aren't you originally cats?"
Of course not!how could it be possible!
Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his mouth and was about to refute, but before he could say anything, Dazai Osamu's voice came one after another.
"Meow~"
"Xiao Gangji, just treat him like an ordinary cat."
Sitting on the sofa with a sneer, Osamu Dazai raised his head slightly, his calm voice made people panic.
"Meow."
"His brain..."
As he said that, Osamu Dazai's eyes were full of meaning.
"Meow?"
"You understand?"
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Unable to resist, he swiped his head and turned his head, looking at Xiaobai who didn't know what happened, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt pity.
Whether it's amnesia or brain damage, it's not a good thing, let alone...
Unable to bear it, Tsunayoshi Sawada quietly took a step back.
How did this person provoke Dazai-senpai?His super intuitive warning is about to explode, hey!
"Meow~"
"Meet the mackerel again."
As if he couldn't feel Dazai Osamu's hostility at all, Xiaobai greeted him with a bright smile on his face.
"Meow~"
"Sure enough, Xiaoqian's house is different. When I was at Chi Chi's house, I couldn't understand what the cats were saying."
"Meow."
"Oh, that's because you are too good at it."
Dazai had no expression on his face.
"Meow."
"I can understand."
Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?
Do you understand?Who is the donkey?
Subconsciously looking at Xiaobai, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
I'm afraid these two are going to fight...
Obviously he didn't do anything, why did Dazai and the other party seem to hate each other from the beginning?
"Anyway, Simba got to know his younger brother, and mackerel, don't act like this."
Raising his hand and rubbing the top of Dazai Osamu's head, Xiaoqian comforted him.
"Xiaobai can't stay at Sister Chi Chi's house, so he can only stay at our house. Although there is another family member, don't worry about mackerel."
Staring into Osamu Dazai's eyes, Xiaoqian made a promise.
"Mom's love is never less!"
Osamu Dazai stared at Xiaoqian expressionlessly, without saying a word.Xiaoqian's heart suddenly felt guilty again, she coughed lightly, raised her hand and continued to promise.
"And this is really the last one, there will definitely be no new cats in the future!"
It's not like opening a cat cafe like Chi Chi. Five cats in the family are enough for her to raise, and it costs so much money. If there are more cats, she may go bankrupt again.
The kite-colored cat eyes stared at Xiaoqian without blinking, the other party's expression was obviously determined, and there was always a hint of expectation in the always clear brown eyes, and even mixed with obvious inquiries.
Obviously it can only be decided by her with the final word, but at this moment, it seems that there is a real meeting, and it is completely rejected by him when he opposes it.
O woman!
Nails subconsciously poked his head out to hook the sofa, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, adjusted his complicated mood that he couldn't describe, stood up, and took a few steps to Xiaoqian's arms.
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
"Mackerel?"
Do you mind this?She thought that this little vinegar jar would be angry for a few days, and she needed to coax her for a while!
"I knew mackerel was the best!"
Picking up the cat in her arms and kissing it vigorously, Xiaoqian rubbed the fur on the top of the other's head, her face full of relief.
Son has grown up!
Accepting Xiaoqian's kiss and hug calmly, Osamu Dazai's eyes lightly fell on Xiaobai on the coffee table, the meaning was self-evident.
In this home, I, the top floor.
You, the sewer.
understand?
Xiaobai, who was provoked by Osamu Dazai, sighed, his eyes were full of the helplessness of an adult looking at a naughty child, and he muttered softly.
"Meow?"
"Mackerel still doesn't like me..."
Sawada Tsunayoshi who heard it because he was next to him: "..."
Although I don't know what's going on, but this senior who looks like a senior, don't you have any points in your heart?
Looking back at Xiaobai, who was sighing but not showing any distress, Tsunayoshi Sawada suddenly had a very similar sense of sight.
It was as if his classmate Takeshi Yamamoto had a bright smile on his face, turning his head and slashing wildly with a knife, saying "this game is really fun hahahaha" while chopping.
Unable to bear it, Sawada Tsunayoshi took another step back, looking at Xiaobai with a trace of horror.
That's right, I'm afraid this person is not a natural black! ! !
Unable to feel the Shura field between the cats at all, Xiaoqian touched the mackerel in his arms, and then introduced the cats at home to Xiaobai.
"The eldest in the family is Chuya, and the second is lucky, the one on the top of the cat climbing frame over there."
Saying that, Xiao Qian carefully instructed Xiao Bai.
"Although your lucky brother has a bit of a temper, he usually doesn't bother to care about others, so as long as you don't mess with him, he's easy to get along with."
"Meow~"
"Is that so..."
He raised his head on the spot, looked at the top of the cat climbing frame lying quietly on his stomach, at most he only glanced at Accelerator, Xiaobai greeted him calmly.
"Meow~"
"Hello, lucky, we will live together in the future!"
However, Accelerator just glanced at him condescendingly and didn't speak.
In a short period of time, he almost knew what was going on, it was nothing more than the fact that the brain of this white cat had been knocked out, and he was overshadowed by Osamu Dazai.
Although he didn't really want to have more things in the house that he didn't know whether they were people or cats, but since the other party hacked Osamu Dazai, that's another matter.
Anyway, if you dare to go too far, you will all be killed.
Thinking of this in his heart, Accelerator became hesitant. He took a last look at the whole situation, and lay quietly on the cat climbing frame.
It would be best if we could die together, so that he would not have to do anything.
"And then there are parts of the house."
After rubbing the mackerel in her arms again, Xiao Qiancai put him on the sofa. She stood up and took Xiao Bai to know the layout of the house.
Xiaoqian didn't remember the ingredients she bought until after introducing them all.
Ah... It's been a long time, won't you die?
The black bag kept gushing out a moist breath, Xiaoqian hurriedly untied the bag to check, the things inside were still in good spirits.
In this case……
Looking back at the five cats at home, Xiaoqian came to the kitchen with a bag, and after using scissors to untie a crab, she returned to the living room with a smile on her face, and put the crab in her hand on the floor.
"Chuyalucky mackerel Simba fairy white, this is today's dinner, everyone come and see~"
The word dinner instantly touched the minds of all the cats, even Accelerator on the cat climbing frame, and Dazai Osamu who ran into the cardboard box subconsciously stretched out his head and looked in Xiaoqian's direction.
Then, a cyan hairy crab the size of a palm came into view.
Crab!It's a crab! ! !
In an instant, Osamu Dazai's eyes froze, and he rushed out of the cat's nest, and the whole cat came to the side of the hairy crab with a thrust.
Although it was still blue, and even motionless, it might be dead, but Osamu Dazai couldn't help getting closer, and then took a deep breath of the crab's breath.
After a long time, he finally saw the crab again!
This smooth crab shell, these eight crab claws, and the crab meat inside...
Osamu Dazai gulped down the saliva subconsciously secreted from his mouth, his eyes looking at the crab were astonishingly bright.
dinner!dinner!dinner!
Unceasingly pawing at the crab on the ground with his claws, Osamu Dazai looked up at Xiaoqian who was the head of the family, with anticipation in his eyes.
When is dinner?now?I can not wait any more!
however……
"Mackerel……"
Xiaoqian, who was being watched enthusiastically by him, had a difficult voice.
"Does your paw...don't hurt?"
Osamu Dazai:? ? ?
He lowered his head in a daze, and saw that the hairy crab, which he defined as a 'dead crab', was stretching its eight claws alive and kicking, and even the front pincers were firmly clamping on his claws.
pliers!It's sandwiched!in his hand! ! !
The neglected pain rushed up suddenly, and Osamu Dazai couldn't help but think about it, his body subconsciously blew up, and jumped up with a groan.
"Meow!!!!!!"
In the arms is a well-behaved and cute little fairy who throws herself into her arms, and behind the door are the four little ancestors of the family.
She was really afraid that she would be resisted by all her sons after she brought the little fairy into the house.
but……
Looking at the pile of ingredients that he bought temporarily on the ground for a big meal, Xiaoqian felt confident again for no reason.
No one can deny his cooking skills, and neither can cats!
The key was firmly inserted into the door lock, and with a slight sound, the door opened in response, and Xiaoqian also straightened her expression and walked into the house.
"Sons
Just about to say hello, but seeing the cats at home either on the cat climbing frame or on the sofa, all looking directly at her side, Xiaoqian's voice suddenly weakened.
"They're all in the living room..."
No, think of Simba!He is accepted by all the cats in the house, it's okay for Fairy Bai to be so cute and cute!
Thinking of this, Xiaoqian regained her confidence.
"Our family has a new member."
Holding Fairy Bai in her arms, Xiaoqian put the ingredients for dinner aside and went directly to the sofa.
"Let's get to know each other. Chuya and mackerel are familiar. You haven't seen lucky and Simba yet."
Putting Xiaobai on the coffee table, Xiaoqian looked at the cats at home and decided to start with the softest one.
The decision is yours, Simba!Get along well with Fairy Bai and give your brothers a good start!
Picking up Tsunayoshi Sawada next to the sofa, Xiaoqian put him next to Xiaobai, carefully watching the two cats.
"Come on Simba, this is Fairy Bai, from now on you will be your brother's cat, take good care of your brother."
Although Xiannvbai is already two years old, the ranking of the family is still first come, first served (cough)
Kokichi Sawada:? ? ?
Do brother?
Looking blankly at the 'Fairy White' who was more than a circle older than himself, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that something was wrong?
Is this the size of my brother?And this is an ordinary cat, right?Does he really want to recognize a cat as his brother?
Just when Sawada Tsunayoshi was struggling, Xiaobai, who had been quiet all along, spoke out first.
"Meow~"
"Hi Simba."
He smiled and said his... name with a normal face.
"Meow~"
"I am Fairy Bai, please take care of me in the future~"
"Ow."
"Hello."
Sawada Tsunayoshi replied subconsciously.
"Ow."
"Please point out more... that's not right!"
Tsunayoshi Sawada, who suddenly discovered his blind spot, raised his head and looked into Xiaobai's eyes in surprise.
"Ow?"
"You turned into a cat too?"
Another one was attacked?
"Meow~"
"what are you talking about?"
Xiaobai tilted his head, looking puzzled.
"Meow~"
"The same goes for chuya and mackerel last time. Aren't you originally cats?"
Of course not!how could it be possible!
Sawada Tsunayoshi opened his mouth and was about to refute, but before he could say anything, Dazai Osamu's voice came one after another.
"Meow~"
"Xiao Gangji, just treat him like an ordinary cat."
Sitting on the sofa with a sneer, Osamu Dazai raised his head slightly, his calm voice made people panic.
"Meow."
"His brain..."
As he said that, Osamu Dazai's eyes were full of meaning.
"Meow?"
"You understand?"
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Unable to resist, he swiped his head and turned his head, looking at Xiaobai who didn't know what happened, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt pity.
Whether it's amnesia or brain damage, it's not a good thing, let alone...
Unable to bear it, Tsunayoshi Sawada quietly took a step back.
How did this person provoke Dazai-senpai?His super intuitive warning is about to explode, hey!
"Meow~"
"Meet the mackerel again."
As if he couldn't feel Dazai Osamu's hostility at all, Xiaobai greeted him with a bright smile on his face.
"Meow~"
"Sure enough, Xiaoqian's house is different. When I was at Chi Chi's house, I couldn't understand what the cats were saying."
"Meow."
"Oh, that's because you are too good at it."
Dazai had no expression on his face.
"Meow."
"I can understand."
Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?
Do you understand?Who is the donkey?
Subconsciously looking at Xiaobai, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
I'm afraid these two are going to fight...
Obviously he didn't do anything, why did Dazai and the other party seem to hate each other from the beginning?
"Anyway, Simba got to know his younger brother, and mackerel, don't act like this."
Raising his hand and rubbing the top of Dazai Osamu's head, Xiaoqian comforted him.
"Xiaobai can't stay at Sister Chi Chi's house, so he can only stay at our house. Although there is another family member, don't worry about mackerel."
Staring into Osamu Dazai's eyes, Xiaoqian made a promise.
"Mom's love is never less!"
Osamu Dazai stared at Xiaoqian expressionlessly, without saying a word.Xiaoqian's heart suddenly felt guilty again, she coughed lightly, raised her hand and continued to promise.
"And this is really the last one, there will definitely be no new cats in the future!"
It's not like opening a cat cafe like Chi Chi. Five cats in the family are enough for her to raise, and it costs so much money. If there are more cats, she may go bankrupt again.
The kite-colored cat eyes stared at Xiaoqian without blinking, the other party's expression was obviously determined, and there was always a hint of expectation in the always clear brown eyes, and even mixed with obvious inquiries.
Obviously it can only be decided by her with the final word, but at this moment, it seems that there is a real meeting, and it is completely rejected by him when he opposes it.
O woman!
Nails subconsciously poked his head out to hook the sofa, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath, adjusted his complicated mood that he couldn't describe, stood up, and took a few steps to Xiaoqian's arms.
Xiaoqian:? ? ?
"Mackerel?"
Do you mind this?She thought that this little vinegar jar would be angry for a few days, and she needed to coax her for a while!
"I knew mackerel was the best!"
Picking up the cat in her arms and kissing it vigorously, Xiaoqian rubbed the fur on the top of the other's head, her face full of relief.
Son has grown up!
Accepting Xiaoqian's kiss and hug calmly, Osamu Dazai's eyes lightly fell on Xiaobai on the coffee table, the meaning was self-evident.
In this home, I, the top floor.
You, the sewer.
understand?
Xiaobai, who was provoked by Osamu Dazai, sighed, his eyes were full of the helplessness of an adult looking at a naughty child, and he muttered softly.
"Meow?"
"Mackerel still doesn't like me..."
Sawada Tsunayoshi who heard it because he was next to him: "..."
Although I don't know what's going on, but this senior who looks like a senior, don't you have any points in your heart?
Looking back at Xiaobai, who was sighing but not showing any distress, Tsunayoshi Sawada suddenly had a very similar sense of sight.
It was as if his classmate Takeshi Yamamoto had a bright smile on his face, turning his head and slashing wildly with a knife, saying "this game is really fun hahahaha" while chopping.
Unable to bear it, Sawada Tsunayoshi took another step back, looking at Xiaobai with a trace of horror.
That's right, I'm afraid this person is not a natural black! ! !
Unable to feel the Shura field between the cats at all, Xiaoqian touched the mackerel in his arms, and then introduced the cats at home to Xiaobai.
"The eldest in the family is Chuya, and the second is lucky, the one on the top of the cat climbing frame over there."
Saying that, Xiao Qian carefully instructed Xiao Bai.
"Although your lucky brother has a bit of a temper, he usually doesn't bother to care about others, so as long as you don't mess with him, he's easy to get along with."
"Meow~"
"Is that so..."
He raised his head on the spot, looked at the top of the cat climbing frame lying quietly on his stomach, at most he only glanced at Accelerator, Xiaobai greeted him calmly.
"Meow~"
"Hello, lucky, we will live together in the future!"
However, Accelerator just glanced at him condescendingly and didn't speak.
In a short period of time, he almost knew what was going on, it was nothing more than the fact that the brain of this white cat had been knocked out, and he was overshadowed by Osamu Dazai.
Although he didn't really want to have more things in the house that he didn't know whether they were people or cats, but since the other party hacked Osamu Dazai, that's another matter.
Anyway, if you dare to go too far, you will all be killed.
Thinking of this in his heart, Accelerator became hesitant. He took a last look at the whole situation, and lay quietly on the cat climbing frame.
It would be best if we could die together, so that he would not have to do anything.
"And then there are parts of the house."
After rubbing the mackerel in her arms again, Xiao Qiancai put him on the sofa. She stood up and took Xiao Bai to know the layout of the house.
Xiaoqian didn't remember the ingredients she bought until after introducing them all.
Ah... It's been a long time, won't you die?
The black bag kept gushing out a moist breath, Xiaoqian hurriedly untied the bag to check, the things inside were still in good spirits.
In this case……
Looking back at the five cats at home, Xiaoqian came to the kitchen with a bag, and after using scissors to untie a crab, she returned to the living room with a smile on her face, and put the crab in her hand on the floor.
"Chuyalucky mackerel Simba fairy white, this is today's dinner, everyone come and see~"
The word dinner instantly touched the minds of all the cats, even Accelerator on the cat climbing frame, and Dazai Osamu who ran into the cardboard box subconsciously stretched out his head and looked in Xiaoqian's direction.
Then, a cyan hairy crab the size of a palm came into view.
Crab!It's a crab! ! !
In an instant, Osamu Dazai's eyes froze, and he rushed out of the cat's nest, and the whole cat came to the side of the hairy crab with a thrust.
Although it was still blue, and even motionless, it might be dead, but Osamu Dazai couldn't help getting closer, and then took a deep breath of the crab's breath.
After a long time, he finally saw the crab again!
This smooth crab shell, these eight crab claws, and the crab meat inside...
Osamu Dazai gulped down the saliva subconsciously secreted from his mouth, his eyes looking at the crab were astonishingly bright.
dinner!dinner!dinner!
Unceasingly pawing at the crab on the ground with his claws, Osamu Dazai looked up at Xiaoqian who was the head of the family, with anticipation in his eyes.
When is dinner?now?I can not wait any more!
however……
"Mackerel……"
Xiaoqian, who was being watched enthusiastically by him, had a difficult voice.
"Does your paw...don't hurt?"
Osamu Dazai:? ? ?
He lowered his head in a daze, and saw that the hairy crab, which he defined as a 'dead crab', was stretching its eight claws alive and kicking, and even the front pincers were firmly clamping on his claws.
pliers!It's sandwiched!in his hand! ! !
The neglected pain rushed up suddenly, and Osamu Dazai couldn't help but think about it, his body subconsciously blew up, and jumped up with a groan.
"Meow!!!!!!"
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