Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow..."

I said... As for staring at me like this?

Sitting at the back of the sofa, looking at Nakahara Nakaya who was blocking him from going to the other side of the living room, and Accelerator who seemed to be lying on his stomach indifferently, but actually had his ears pricked up, Osamu Dazai looked expressionless. With a slumped face.

"Meow?"

I said, I didn't do anything, right?

Why does he look like a thief?He is really a thief, can you still find him? (Indifference.jpg)

Blocking the way, Nakahara Nakaya stood not far in front of Dazai Osamu, with an indifferent expression on his face.

"Meow-"

It will be too late when you really do something!

Want to go inside at this time?It's already clear what your intentions are! ! !

"Meow~"

What can I do now?

Osamu Dazai sighed, with contempt in his eyes.

"Meow~"

Couldn't it be because Zhong also wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to do something, so everyone seemed to have bad intentions, right?

He glanced lightly at Accelerator who was not paying attention to the wall by the wall, and his voice suddenly became bewitching.

"Meow~"

For example... Chuya, you call "stop thief."

"Meow!!"

Who is the thief shouting "Stop the thief!" ! !

The Central Plains also exploded instantly.

"Meow!!!"

No matter how you look at it, the thief is you! ! !

Xiaoqian is taking a bath inside!Ghosts won't let you pass! ! !

"Meow~"

In this case, then you talk about it.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head indifferently.

"Meow~"

Who made that hole in the bathroom door now?

Zhong Yuanzhong also froze instantly. Although he was in the living room, he still belonged to the same house, and the bathrooms were not far apart.

Carmen, which can be said to be airtight, had a hole knocked out by him last time he took a bath, so that the sound of the splashing water in it was transmitted to his ears without any obstruction, even before it was repaired. It has the voice of Xiaoqian humming occasionally.

The point is that the thief tm is clear! ! !

Osamu Dazai over there was still saying words that stimulated Chuya Nakahara without conscience.

"Meow~"

Oops, it's actually Chuuya, I really didn't expect that you would do such a thing, Chuuya.

There was exaggerated surprise in Dazai Osamu's eyes.

"Meow~"

Is it for the convenience of peeping, but I didn't expect you to become a voyeur in the end.

"Meow!!!"

I don't have it! ! !

The blue eyes stared fiercely at Osamu Dazai, and the hair on Nakahara Chuya's back exploded subconsciously.

"Meow!"

Do you think everyone is like you!That was an accident!It was an accident! ! !

"Meow~"

Oh~ surprise~

Osamu Dazai repeated it with a deep meaning on his face, and questioned his own soul.

"Meow~"

So since it's you who did the bad thing, what does it have to do with me?I just want to go to the second floor, can you get out of my way?

Without even thinking about it, Nakahara Chuya retorted subconsciously.

"Meow!!!"

That's not OK! ! !

Who knows what conspiracy you have!

Unswervingly standing in front of Osamu Dazai, Nakahara also showed absolute firmness.

Give up!You will never give this dead mackerel any chance!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Chuya, is this a food-protecting dog?Say nothing? ? ?

In the end, Osamu Dazai still failed to break through the line of defense, and he was liberated when Xiaoqian came out after changing into pajamas.

"The mackerel just stay still."

Holding the damp towel, Xiaoqian hugged Dazai Osamu gently, and began to wipe his body and paws.

"Although there are no parasites or anything, I still need to wipe it off."

You can't take a bath for seven days after vaccination. Although the mackerel looks clean, just in case, it should be fine to wipe it down a little.

After all, the main thing to wipe is the four small claws.

"Okay, now it's the left... well, next is the right... The mackerel is awesome, I'm going to make a mackerel dinner tomorrow."

While wiping, feeling the obedient mackerel in her arms like a fake cat, Xiaoqian felt that she was so excited that she wished her aunt could laugh enough!

So good!Really good!What kind of angel is this!

As for...?

Following Xiaoqian's gentle voice, Dazai Osamu, who cooperated with him, looked at Xiaoqian's happy expression and felt that the other party was really innocent to a certain extent.

He was so happy after a little cooperation, if he let her suck casually, wouldn't he pass out from excitement?

During Nakahara Chuya's stalking, Dazai Osamu, who had successfully wiped, was put aside, and Nakahara Nakaya, who was originally stalking, was hugged by Xiaoqian and began to wipe his paws.

After all, I came all the way to the cat cafe before, and the jio must be dusty!

but……

"chuya?"

Looking at Zhong Yuanzhong in his arms, he was motionless like a mackerel, which was in stark contrast to the original appearance of wanting to jump away.Xiao Qian poked his forehead involuntarily, with a strange voice.

"Chuya, you are so good today, is it because your younger brother set an example for you?"

"Meow-"

Shut up, shut up!

With embarrassment in his eyes, Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his head and groaned, then quickly lowered his head, staring at his tail without blinking.

However, the gaze of a certain mackerel turned around on him, without any intention of taking it back.

But, damn it!It's just rubbing hands and jio!He won't lose to Dazai's mackerel! ! !

After the two cats that had stepped on outside were wiped off, Xiaoqian put the towel back in the bathroom, then turned around and hugged Osamu Dazai.

"Okay~ It's time to sleep~"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

One way:! ! !

"Meow!!!"

"Meow!!!"

no! ! !

With a swipe, he ran in front of Xiaoqian, and Zhongyuan Zhong also directly stopped at the door with a vigilant expression on his face.

"Meow!!!"

Absolutely not!Osamu Dazai absolutely can't put it in! ! !

He had never seen such a rush to send himself to the pervert! ! !

"Chuya, do you want to sleep together too?"

Ready to be dodged, Xiaoqian squatted down and stretched out his hand to touch Accelerator, but accidentally touched the fur on his back. It is rare that the cat that is not hugged very much on weekdays did not refuse him. touch.

"It's rare, chuya, but it's a pity."

The contented Xiaoqian's voice was softer.

"Okay, okay, everyone can move into the bedroom tomorrow, today is the first day mackerel joins the family, Chuya can't compete with my brother."

"Meow!!!"

Who will fight with a dead mackerel! ! !

I'm afraid you'll be taken advantage of by Dazai!How much he has taken advantage of you!You have to be a little self-aware! ! !

Seeing that he was at odds with Xiaoqian, Zhong Yuanzhong also directly changed his target.He looked at Osamu Dazai who was in Xiaoqian's arms, and his voice was low.

"Meow-"

Dazai you give me down yourself!

Where did you get your face to be in the same room as Xiaoqian! ! !

"Meow~"

don't~

"Meow!!!"

Do you miss my fist? ! !

If it doesn't work, don't blame him for being tough!It's easy to beat a broken bone or something!When the time comes, I will give you a Dazai to break your leg!Let's see if you're still waving!

"Meow~"

Don't~ I, Osamu Dazai, just like to say 'no' to people like you.

Nestled in Xiaoqian's embrace with the fragrance of shower gel, Osamu Dazai tilted his head, ignoring the impotent fury of the cat underneath.

"Meow~"

And don't act like you haven't slept in Xiaoqian's room, Zhongya has clearly enjoyed it so many times, so he doesn't look too shy~

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You were still in Hong Kong when I was shy! ! !

……

……

In the dead of night, in the dark living room without the slightest light, there were two shadows moving, they walked silently, quietly came to the door of the bedroom, and listened to the movement inside.

"Meow?"

As for?

Accelerator lowered his voice, feeling that this sneaky feeling didn't suit him at all.

He has always been upright, even if he is murdering and setting fire, he has always killed and set fire aboveboard.

"Meow!"

If you want me to say, just rush in and bring out that Osamu Dazai knocked out.

Then let him kill him directly :)

Although Xiaoqian didn't stop Xiaoqian's determination to bring Osamu Dazai into the bedroom, they dragged each other until bedtime.

It was only half an hour after the lights were turned off.

"Meow-"

The premise is to hit him...

Ears left the door panel of the bedroom, Nakahara Chu also thought about Dazai Osamu's usual slippery appearance, and only felt a toothache.

"Meow-"

Don't disturb Xiaoqian, knock him out as fast as possible!

Anyway, it was night, even if he used supernatural powers to speed up, it would not be obvious, and he would definitely make the dead mackerel dizzy until tomorrow!

Feeling that there is no problem, Zhong Yuanzhong also controlled the supernatural power, let the door lock open slowly and quietly, a gap appeared, he sneaked in quietly, and looked at the bedroom.

Not on the floor, not on the dressing table, not on the computer side, probably on the bed!

The meat pad fell silently on the fluffy carpet, Zhong Yuan also came to the window and jumped lightly to the foot of the bed.

Very good, that guy Osamu Dazai is lying next to the pillow!

Ah!It's quite leisurely!

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his hand expressionlessly, and just when he was about to kill the cat, the cat he was going to kill suddenly opened his sleepless eyes.

"Meow~"

Oh, isn't this Chuya?

As if he also didn't want to disturb Xiaoqian, Osamu Dazai lowered his voice with a strange smile on his face.

"Meow~"

In the middle of the night, I came to the girl's bedroom. I really didn't expect Chuya to be such a person.

As he spoke, he shook his head, as if I misread you.

"Meow~"

Have you finally become like this?Perverted voyeur Zhongye?

"Meow!!!"

Who peeped!Stop talking nonsense!

Some of the angry ones said something, and a red light appeared on Zhongya Zhongya's body, speeding himself up.

"Meow!"

Let's talk about it after you faint! ! !

Jumping lightly to the ground, Osamu Dazai swung his tail and spoke quickly.

"Meow~"

Wait, I have something to say...

"Meow!!!"

What can go to hell to say! ! !

The unprepared voice interrupted Dazai Osamu's words, and Accelerator, who had been standing still at the door, rushed towards him without any gesture of holding back his hands.

"Meow~"

The child is so irritable, sooner or later he will grow up like a dwarf.

Dodging the Meow Meow punch with a roll, Dazai Osamu lightly fired a map cannon, but his expression became serious.

"Meow~"

Speaking of business, although I said I couldn't get in touch, you still want to know the information, right?

Saying that, Osamu Dazai looked at Accelerator again.

"Meow~"

and the information I have,

Accelerator's movements stopped, he frowned, and looked at Osamu Dazai inquisitively.

"Meow?"

What do you mean?

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, jumped onto the head of the bed again, pulled out a mobile phone from under the pillow, and smiled brightly.

"Meow~"

I think you need this, and my intel~

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Why do I suddenly feel that I have failed in a mess otz

The 'sinner' Osamu Dazai took out a communication tool to bribe the 'bodyguard', so the three cats decisively withdrew from Xiaoqian's bedroom after a few seconds of silence, and began to study the mobile phone.

Call, empty number.

Search, I can't understand all Chinese.

"So, Chuya, you haven't even learned Chinese?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara in amazement, and pulled the phone back.

"We have never cooperated with China at all!!!"

Of course he has learned foreign languages, but only English, Italian, etc. are necessary, or have cooperation with Hong Kong and Black.

In a country with no business, he will learn a lot!

Accelerator looked at the lit phone in rare silence, without saying a word.

After all...he had already searched the computer without a trace, and he had already expected these things, and now he is here only for the information of Dazai Osamu.

"Anyway, calling is enough."

Quickly deleting the records on the mobile phone, Osamu Dazai connected to the Japanese network by relying on a series of operations such as bypassing the wall.

"Anyway, that's the way it is. Do you have any ideas?"

He raised his head and quietly looked at the two 'people' in front of him.

"Or let's talk about how you became like this first."

Frowning a little anxiously, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and quickly began his explanation.

"I was attacked by surprise. There was nothing wrong with it at first, and the mission was sure enough, but suddenly someone who could fight appeared, and I was assassinated as soon as I fought with him."

"The ability to suspect is to turn the beings I touch into animals, but I also managed to escape. But I don't know how I got here. At that time, I was seriously injured and I couldn't notice my surroundings."

Thinking that he was like this for no reason, Zhongyuan Zhong really felt that his time was not good.

"So... um, Xiaoqian saved me?"

So no valuable information?If there is still a person with teleportation ability in the enemy, how did Chuya, who had already escaped, come here?

Was found and teleported here?There are too many actions like this, and it is obviously the best choice to let him die, so that the port mafia will lose one cadre.

Seeing Chuya Nakahara nodding, Osamu Dazai thought about it, and then looked at Accelerator on the opposite right.

"What about you?"

"Me? Want to know so much?"

Subconsciously said something, Accelerator narrowed his eyes slightly, and still told his experience.

"On the way back from buying coffee, I was followed by a little mouse that didn't have long eyes. When I solved it, a fish that slipped through the net activated my ability."

As he said that, Accelerator looked down at his now furry paws, and anger rose in his heart.

When he finds a way to go back, he must definitely let those little mice know why he became No.1!

This kind of life without coffee is really too much!

"Is that so..."

The answer is really watertight.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, his voice full of helplessness.

"So there are no clues at all."

"What about you?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also asked.

"What's the matter with you, Dazai?"

"It's not because you are too useless, Chuuya."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, looking helpless.

"Because someone disappeared, so I can only take over. When I arranged to go deep into the enemy's camp, I was plotted against."

There was no problem with the original plan, but there was an accident of changing into a cat.

If he hadn't turned into a cat, he would have brought the captive back to torture him now!

so……

Disqualification in the world, what happened to you, disqualification in the world! ! !

"Hey!"

Accelerator came back to his senses, he turned his head and looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Where were you before you disappeared? What was that person like?"

These two people should definitely not be unknown people. It would be too wrong to turn them into the same group.

"where……"

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, his voice calm.

"Yokohama, a middle-aged man aged 32-35. What about you?"

Accelerator raised the corners of his mouth, and he didn't hide it at all, but he also told the exact location.

"Tokyo, 18-19 youth."

"So..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his eyes wide in disbelief.

Different places, different people, but the same ability, even a 'disappeared' place, we are...

"Yes."

Dazai's voice was brisk.

"Traveling through time and space? Or parallel worlds? Whatever Chuya thinks, it's something similar anyway."

Different worlds and the same things, a completely strange time and space.

What will happen?What will happen to the original world?Will more people have the same experience?Or, in fact, it's just a mysterious event that no one knows about.

Needless to say, he began to look forward to it.

Just when the three cats were about to go down to discuss, the bedroom door, which had been closed, was suddenly opened. San Miao raised her head subconsciously, and looked towards the door in unison.

"Fuck!!!"

When she opened the door, she saw three pairs of gleaming eyes. Xiaoqian was startled, and closed the bedroom door with a snap.

etc!Isn't this her son!

Opening the door again, Xiaoqian looked at the scene in front of her.

Three cats surrounded the middle of the living room, and there was a white light source from the ground up, shining directly on the cats, forming a terrifying shadow.

The animal pupils lit up in the dark, with a particularly creepy feeling, made Xiaoqian's voice subconsciously raised.

"chuyalucky and mackerel what are you doing???"

She turned on the light in the living room with a blank face, and threw out her own imagination.

"Or are you talking at Sanmiao? Discuss who is the father in the family?"

Zhong Tongzai: No way!And even discussing this can be their 'father', of course I am!

"Forget it."

Bowing his head to pick up his mobile phone, Xiaoqian smiled and touched the cats' heads one by one, then said extremely incredible words in a gentle voice.

"Of course I'm the only father in this family."

Her mother is her, and her father is also her. After all, she is both a father and a mother to take care of your restless sons, so there is nothing wrong with her_(:3∠)_

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

One way:"……"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

What about being gentle, silly, sweet? ? ?