Fight wits with cat owners

The next day, the weather was fine.After enjoying breakfast, the three cats were all locked in the bedroom. After they were finally released, not only had the bathroom door been replaced, but there was something extra in the corner of the living room.

--monitor.

"In this way, any material in the future fights can be directly photographed."

Saying this, Xiaoqian even played with a camera, put it on the shelf, pointed it at the living room, and Accelerator and Zhong Yuanzhong subconsciously raised their hairs while watching.

Isn't this tm just trying to record black history! ! !

Zhong Yuanzhong also remembered the emoji of Fang Accelerator's execution in public! ! !

Unaware of the fear (bushi) of the cats at home, Xiaoqian fiddled with several cameras and started recording.

"Today's topic is to find mackerel's favorite toy w"

The video of chuya bathing last time was well received, which shows that cat movies have a future!Nothing to do handwritten cover food?Isn't cat slices delicious? ! !

Moving out the original big box from the other side of the sofa, Xiaoqian carried Osamu Dazai, who was looking up at the sky in the center of the living room, onto the sofa, and started his own operation.

"As a new member, mackerel must have his own favorite toys. At home, chuya likes track balls, and lucky likes laser pointers. I don't know what mackerel will like."

Here Xiaoqian was making an introduction, but Dazai Osamu's eyes on the sofa became strange. He lowered his head involuntarily, looked at Nakahara Chuya's position by the coffee table, and sneered with a questioning soul.

"Meow~"

Hahahaha, shorty, you actually like orbital balls!I can laugh at this joke for a year hahahaha!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Meow!"

I, I didn't!How can I love cat toys! ! !

Recalling that during the recuperation period, he really played trackball many times because of boredom, Chuya Nakahara had an unnatural guilty conscience on his face.

That's because he couldn't do anything at that time, so he just picked it up!He doesn't like cat toys! ! !

Accelerator was not at all interested in Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu's mutual animosity, he lay expressionlessly on the armrest of the sofa, a pair of red eyes wandered by the window, he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Now, bring out our first toy, the well-known cat teaser."

Saying that, Xiaoqian took out the cat teaser with feathers and bells from the box, and approached Osamu Dazai carefully.

"See if mackerel is interested in this?"

The brightly colored feathers approached him, and there was a tinkling sound. Osamu Dazai tilted his head, looked at the cat teaser in front of him, stretched out his hand, and patted the feather tentatively.

"Ding bell~"

The golden bell made a crisp and sweet sound, Osamu Dazai shook his ears, continued to raise his claws, and patted his feathers.

"Meow-"

Dazai what are you doing?Do you like funny cats? Hahahaha!

The onlookers in the Central Plains also let out extremely wanton ridicule.

"Meow-"

I can laugh at this joke for ten years hahahaha!

Playing with the cat teasing stick in his hand, Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at Chuya Nakahara, and spoke lightly.

"Meow~"

Yeah?In that, your laughing point is really low.

make you laugh?After a while you won't be able to laugh anymore.

No longer paying attention to Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai continued to push the cat teaser.

10 minutes later--

"Mackerel, tell me the truth, don't you feel anything about this cat teaser?"

Once again, he took the cat teaser away from Osamu Dazai, but the other party didn't have the slightest intention of jumping off the sofa to have a good time, but just watched the cat teaser away quietly, without nostalgia at all.

Shouldn't the correct attitude to play with the cat teaser be running around or jumping around chasing the cat teaser?

What's the matter with this quiet beauty that I just play with, take away and pull down? Hey! ! !

Osamu Dazai tilted his head cutely and cutely, and let out a soft meow.

"Meow~"

how come~

how to say?It still feels quite novel.After all, the world seen by humans is completely different from the world seen by cats.

Especially this kind, dissociated from the crowd...

"It's a foul for being cute, mackerel!"

The adorable Xiaoqian lowered her head and rubbed Dazai Osamu's head vigorously, sighing happily.

"Sure enough, all the ones I touch are angels!"

Addicted to furry, can not extricate themselves!

Osamu Dazai, who was rubbed, blinked and raised the corners of his mouth.

"Meow~"

Really?Then I will accept this title without hesitation~

"Cute and love mackerel! What kind of fairy cat is this!"

Putting the cat teaser back into the box, Xiaoqian looked at all kinds of toys in the box, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Mackerel, let's see this~"

Holding the soft toy in his hand, Xiaoqian turned around and put it next to Osamu Dazai.

"How about it?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Staring at the crucian carp pillow in front of him with a strange expression, Osamu Dazai felt incomparably... well, although it was a pillow, before that, he never thought that he would see such a thing in the river and outside the dining table .

"Meow-"

Is it very similar?

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai who was staying with the crucian carp pillow, and felt that he could laugh like crazy.

"Meow-"

Hahahaha it suits you too much Dazai!Really, I am the same kind as you hahahahahaha!

Crucian carp and mackerel!Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This little dwarf is no good, as expected, I should throw it away.

"Chuya? You... what's going on???"

Since taking out the small crucian carp, Chuya has been shaking her body non-stop, and meowing out of tune, and even almost fell off the sofa without standing still, like a patient with severe epilepsy.

"Meow, meow——"

No, nothing!

Trying to hold back the smile, Zhong Yuan Zhong also stood up straight again, coughing lightly and regaining his original seriousness.

He is a trained mafia!Never laugh out loud just because it's funny!

unless……

That person is Osamu Dazai_(:3∠)_

Reluctantly putting the little crucian carp back into the box, Xiaoqian flipped through the next toy.

Electric mouse!

Don't move, Osamu Dazai is pulling and playing.

To move, Osamu Dazai pressed the mouse's body so that it could not move.

Xiaoqian: So is it like or dislike? (Confusion.jpg)

Ball of yarn!

Scroll, and Osamu Dazai just watched.

Not rolling: Osamu Dazai held the ball of yarn and remained motionless.

Xiaoqian: So is it like or dislike? (Confusion.jpg)

laser pointer!

When he opened it, Osamu Dazai was indifferent. Instead, Accelerator, who was eating melons, saw the red dots on the floor, swiped violently, and directly stabbed a cat, chasing the red dots while running all over the room, while sending out Carefree (fennu) meowing.

"Meow ow ow!!!"

Shut it up, you idiot! ! !

Screaming mouse, tumbler, table tennis... They all went into battle one after another, but they all failed miserably.Until the end, the tired old mother casually took out a cardboard box and put it directly on Osamu Dazai.

"It's gone, it's gone."

Xiaoqian collapsed on the sofa helplessly.

"I don't have a drop left..."

She really took out all the toys, but the mackerel's attitude is simply dispensable!

hateful!Is there a toy she doesn't know about?That leaves only the big ones, cat climbing frames and cat tunnels!Although she has already placed an order, the courier hasn't arrived yet! otz

"Mackerel?"

Xiaoqian, who was slumped on the sofa, stretched out her hand to poke the cardboard box, and greeted Osamu Dazai softly.

"Mackerel? Why is there no movement?"

so quiet?Also too good, right?

Slightly raised a slit, Xiaoqian looked at Dazai Osamu who was exposed inside, without any intention of moving.

She opened the cardboard box and put it on the ground with the exit facing up, poking Dazai Osamu's body lightly with her fingertips.

"Mackerel, mackerel, what exactly do you like?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Still slumped with a beautiful face, Osamu Dazai felt that he was a bit messed up now!

The kite-colored pupils moved down involuntarily, and his gaze was uncontrollably blocked by the cardboard box that had just been taken away, and he felt that his body was about to move, and every inch of him was saying these two words.

go in!go in!go in! ! !

"Mackerel? Mackerel?"

Gradually, Xiaoqian's voice completely quieted down in his ears, and he stared blankly at the cardboard box on the ground, only feeling a little unable to control his body.

Look at that box!That square edge, that proper size, that sharp edges and corners!

Isn't it fragrant? ! !

In a daze, Osamu Dazai moved his paws, and then... instantly fell headfirst into the cardboard box on the ground :)

Xiaoqian:? ? ! ! !

No, what's going on?What's wrong with the mackerel? ? ?

Subconsciously, Xiaoqian stretched out his hand, wanting to fish out Osamu Dazai from the box to see if he bumped it.

However, when she grabbed the opponent's body and lifted him up, Osamu Dazai, who was originally well-behaved, changed his appearance.

His paws were tightly grasping the box on the ground, as if he wanted to depend on it for life and death.

"Mackerel? Let me see if I hit it first."

Xiaoqian blinked, her voice soft.

"Don't throw it away, since I like this box, I will definitely keep it for you."

Not only keeping it, she still has a lot of spare boxes for installing cameras and sliding doors today~

"Meow~"

I'm fine!

Responding firmly, Osamu Dazai held the cardboard box with all four limbs, without any intention of letting go.

I!Osamu Dazai!Live and die with this cardboard box today!No one can separate him from this carton! ! !

"Mackerel?"

After another unsuccessful attempt to get Osamu Dazai out of the carton, Xiaoqian put Osamu Dazai back in the carton.Seeing the other party's cat collapsed into a square of cat cakes in the cardboard box, she stood up suddenly, quickly went to the second floor, quickly dug out several cardboard boxes, and then returned to the living room.

Arranging the cardboard boxes in her hands one by one, Xiaoqian greeted Dazai with a bright smile, and then turned over the cardboard box where Dazai was lying on.

"Mackerel, what are these?"

Osamu Dazai:?

Opening his eyes comfortably from the box, Osamu Dazai saw a pile of cardboard boxes.

They vary in size, but they are arranged in a row in order from largest to smallest, and the smallest is even the size of a matchbox.

Osamu Dazai, who just felt that he was consummated, suddenly started to itch, he really wanted to press his paws into that box!

I really want to!I really want to! ! !

The moment his reason was stimulated, Dazai Osamu looked at Xiaoqian involuntarily, his eyes full of resentment.

Are you a devil? ? ?