Fight wits with cat owners

Accelerator's joining made Osamu Dazai unable to charm Xiaoqian, he jumped to avoid Accelerator's claws, and faced Yingduan with a fierce face.

"Meow~"

What are you doing again?

Oops, another one who has been raised?

He tilted his head, his eyes swept over Xiaoqian.

In a short period of time, Chuya and this person who seems to have a bad temper have been subdued. Could it be that there is something special?For example, 100% subdue the irritable little dwarf or something?

Or... silly white sweet or something?

After all, that little guy in Chuya is a 'good guy'.

Yifang Accelerator ignored Dazai Osamu's words at all, and he rushed directly in front of Dazai with another cat-mao lunge, and the words he said were full of murderous intent.

"Meow!"

do what?kill you!

Sure enough, seeing this man named Osamu Dazai is uncomfortable!So it was decided to kill him sooner or later!And the timing is good.

Tilting his head to dodge Accelerator's claws, Osamu Dazai turned around and jumped onto the chair. His voice was calm, but the weight of certain two words was deliberately increased.

"Meow~"

So you're fighting for your 'master'?

"Meow??!"

Owner? ? ?

Accelerator's movements stopped instantly, and he raised his head abruptly, his red eyes were filled with disbelief besides anger.

"Meow!!!"

are you blindHow could I have such a disgusting thing as Master! ! !

It is impossible for any creature that can be his 'master' to appear in this life!

"Meow~"

Why?But isn't your appearance something a dog would do?

Osamu Dazai blinked quickly, as if sighing.

"Meow~"

It turns out that your mind has also become an animal.

"Meow!"

You rubbish!

Accelerator was almost exploded by Osamu Dazai's words on the phone, his red eyes were fixed on the cat in front of him, and his voice was serious.

"Meow!!"

Sure enough, go to hell!

Hate!From the inside to the outside of this person, there are four words that are annoying!

"Meow~"

is it~

Osamu Dazai's voice was brisk, and just as he was about to make persistent efforts, Nakahara Nakaya on the table rushed over and slapped Osamu Dazai, who was unable to dodge, on the ground with a swipe.

"Meow-"

let you hide!

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, his blue eyes full of sharpness.

"Meow~"

"It's really merciless."

Quickly got up from the ground, just when Osamu Dazai wanted to find another place to hide, Accelerator on his left just rushed over and slapped him directly.

He was dumpling :)

Seeing Osamu Dazai being patted on the ground again, the two cats who slaughtered together looked at each other and suddenly reached a consensus.

As expected, this mackerel should be killed (bushi) first! ! !

Without hesitation, Osamu Dazai was pressed to the ground by two cats and beat, and the miserable meowing resounded throughout the hospital.

The difference is that Zhongyuan Zhong didn't plan to really beat him to death, but Fang Accelerator... just beat him to death :)

However, this beating also made Xiaoqian at the door react.

"Stop, stop, stop, chuya and lucky!"

Seeing Osamu Dazai being beaten on the ground by the boss and the second child, the whole cat rolled its eyes, and Xiaoqian hurried over to fight.

"Don't fight any more! You will kill me if you catch mackerel again! (Sound of tremor——)"

Pulling away a cat with one hand, watching the two persistent mackerel finally kick the mackerel on the ground with a jio, Xiaoqian quickly clamped the two cats under his arms.

"Brother Jie! Come and see! The mackerel will not be beaten!"

It's all beaten like this, this mackerel won't have a concussion or be beaten stupid!

"Oh, let me see, let me see!"

Wiping his face, Liu Jiajie stepped on the vacant space, and wanted to check Dazai Osamu who was lying motionless on the ground, but before he could make a move, a cat that was so weak that it was lying on its corpse instantly jumped up happily , like the scene of a fraudulent corpse.

Liu Jiajie: "..."

Xiaoqian: "..."

"Really, are you sure you want to raise this cat?"

Liu Jiajie felt a bit broken, he really, had never seen such a showy cat!

I'm afraid this isn't the level of having spent ten years at the Drama Academy! ! !

"I……"

Holding the two cats struggling to hit the cat after seeing Osamu Dazai's fraudulent corpse, Xiaoqian looked at the mess in silence, but nodded with a trembling voice.

"Touch, touch, touch, can you still throw it out?"

He probably just didn't get used to it, thinking that the doctor was going to hurt him, since mackerel is so good, so this should be an accident... right?

Thinking of how well-behaved the mackerel was when they lay flat and let them be touched at the beginning, Xiaoqian nodded inwardly.

Accident, definitely an accident!The mackerel must have been scared to do this!

Convincing herself in this way, Xiaoqian hurriedly isolated the cats, and then helped clean up the messy room.

After half an hour, the room was finally tidied up.Fortunately, although there seemed to be a lot of broken things, most of them were worthless looking for things, and the sum was close to six or seven hundred at most.

Looking at this number, Xiaoqian was actually a little relieved.

It’s only less than one thousand. Compared with Chuya’s seven or eight thousand last time, it’s really very little hahaha...haha...

"Anyway, you can get vaccinated, right?"

Putting down the test sheet in his hand, Xiaoqian hugged Osamu Dazai with one arm to prevent him from being besieged and beaten violently by the two cats on the chair behind him.

"Well, even though it's a stray cat, it's surprisingly clean, so there's no problem."

There are no fleas common to stray cats, it is really clean.

"Then let's fight."

Xiaoqian nodded, and then pressed Osamu Dazai in his arms on the table.

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

etc!After all, it's time to get vaccinated! ? ?

He raised his head with difficulty, only to see that Liu Jiajie inside had already started to draw the potion, and he was held down by a girl named Xiaoqian, unable to get up at all.

Osamu Dazai instantly felt the fear of being dominated (bushi)!

And Nakahara Chuya, who was originally on the big chair, has come to the stage at this moment, and is watching him intently.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Meow-"

Heh, you have today too, Dazai.

Zhong Yuan also sneered, looking at the motionless Dazai Osamu with a pair of blue eyes gloating, and let out a happy voice of revenge.

"Meow-"

I'll always remember this scene, nothing gives me more pleasure than you being unlucky!

Accelerator on the other side didn't say anything, but the arc of wagging his tail was more brisk, obviously very happy with Dazai Osamu's situation.

Since there is no chance now, I will definitely find time to kill him later!

"Meow~"

Just so happy?

Osamu Dazai turned his head with difficulty, and looked at Chuya Nakahara on his right.

"Meow~"

Since I have been like this, why have you been vaccinated?

There was nothing but such meaning in his eyes.

"Meow~"

Everyone to each other.

One way:"……"

Why is this victory suddenly not fragrant? ? ?

Just when Accelerator was attacked by Osamu Dazai's words, Chuya Nakahara sneered instead, looking down at Osamu Dazai who was pressed on the table with his blue cat eyes.

"Meow-"

I'm so sorry, I haven't been vaccinated yet.

One way:! ! !

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

In an instant, the eyes of the two cats stared straight at Chuya Zhongyuan, which was full of disbelief.

Obviously, this guy from Central Plains Chuya was the first to meet Xiaoqian. After all, Xiaoqian still vividly remembers looking for cats who went out early and returned late, so how could he not be vaccinated! ! !

But looking at the appearance of Chuya Zhongyuan, Accelerator can be sure that he is really not lying.

What the hell is going on with this differential treatment? Hey! ! !

In a daze, Osamu Dazai felt that the skin on his back was being grabbed, a needle pierced it directly, and the potion was slowly pushed in.

In less than a few seconds, the entire process is complete.

The strength on the body was released, but Osamu Dazai didn't intend to get up at all. He stared resentfully at Chuya Nakahara, who was proud of himself, and felt that he had lost for no reason.

Lost to this slimy slug! ! !

At this time, the hand that was originally on his body came to the side of Zhongyuan Zhongye, and after hugging Zhongye Zhongyuan again with lightning speed, Xiaoqian's voice came again.

"It just so happens that Chuya's injury has healed, so let's give Chuya another shot."

Chuya Nakahara: Meow meow? ? ?

Raising his head in a daze, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't believe what he heard.

What's going on?What the hell?What do you need a shot for? ? ?

Seeing Liu Jiajie over there directly changed the needle and began to draw the potion, and he was also pressed on the table, Zhong Yuanzhong finally reacted.

Osamu Dazai's wanton laughter came from beside him.

"Meow~"

I will always remember this scene.

He looked condescendingly at Chuya Nakahara who was being held down, gloating and repeating Chuya Nakahara's words just now.

"Meow~"

Nothing makes me feel more happy than you being unlucky~

Nakahara Chuya: "...Fuck!"

After the vaccine was completed, Xiaoqian paid all the more than 1000 yuan, just like when he came, he took the three cats and hurried away.

After all, it can be said that he smashed up other people's hospital twice, Xiaoqian is really a little embarrassed.

"Crack-"

The sound of the door being unlocked sounded, and the empty room ushered in its owner again. Xiaoqian put down the cat in his hand and quickly closed the door.

"Alright, this will be the mackerel's home from now on."

Osamu Dazai looked at the unfamiliar living room and was familiar with the furnishings inside.

The whole house exudes a warm feeling, and it can be seen that it is lived by one person. The furniture... well, it is quite rich.

The whole living room turned around, Osamu Dazai smelled the smell of Chuya Nakahara all over the room, and felt a little uncomfortable.

Some kind of instinct made him want to do something.

For example... rub the sofa or something to cover up the slug smell quickly!

Seeing that it was already afternoon, Xiaoqian looked at the three cats who lived in harmony and did not fight for the time being, opened the refrigerator and prepared to make cat food first.

After spending a lot of time in the pet hospital, the sons at home are always hungry now.

After exploring the living room, Osamu Dazai started to move towards other rooms, going upstairs and downstairs, but there were always two eyes behind him, staring at his every move.

and……

"Meow~"

Chuya, why are you following me?Disgusting.

"Meow-"

Staring at you of course.

Zhong Yuanzhong also spoke bluntly.

"Meow-"

The front is Xiaoqian's room, I'm afraid you will do something bad.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It's just a girl's room. It's not like he hasn't seen it. What bad things can he do? ? ?

As if seeing Osamu Dazai's speechlessness, Nakahara also flicked his tail, his voice indifferent.

"Meow-"

What if you get sick?

After all, Osamu Dazai is a well-known flamboyant guy, and he wouldn't be surprised if he has some special hobbies that are not known to everyone!

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

He got sick?If you are going to get sick, you are also in the Central Plains, right?

He was fine at first, why did he stare at him like he was a thief when he entered the house?Can he steal your panties or something?

Or……

The look in Dazai Osamu's eyes darkened.

Already starting to feel territorial?Do you really regard this temporary place as your own territory?

This...is not good...

At this moment, Accelerator, who was originally on the sofa, jumped to the ground. He ignored the two cats, and went directly to the door of Xiaoqian's bedroom, hooking the door to make the gap between the door and the door frame smaller and smaller.

Seeing that there was only one paw left, he jumped up suddenly, and his two front paws were directly on the doorknob, while his left leg underneath was against the wall.

I saw Accelerator pushing his left leg forward and pulling his upper body back abruptly, and the half-open bedroom door was directly shut with a click.

After finishing all this, Accelerator let go and fell to the ground, turned around and looked at Osamu Dazai with a blank expression but sharp eyes, the meaning was self-evident.

Here, off.

You, wake me up!

Osamu Dazai blinked quickly, thinking about it.

Children with this attitude really need to be educated and experience the beatings of the society.

Just when several people were at war, Xiaoqian in the kitchen poked his head out and started to call out.

"Chuyalucky mackerel, let's eat!"

As soon as the sound of eating came out, I saw the two cats who were still confronting Dazai Osamu rushed towards the kitchen, and Dazai Osamu looked puzzled.

It's just eating. Have you two never eaten in your life? ? ?

Three bowls were taken out, one of which had only half the contents of the others.

"This one's for the mackerel."

Put the smaller one in front of Osamu Dazai.

"Let's say it first, it's not a distinction, because the mackerel has eaten canned food before, so I can only eat these first."

Saying that, Xiaoqian reached out and touched his stomach.

Hmm, I think mackerel should be able to eat a little more.

Looking solemnly at the cat rice in the bowl in front of him, Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at Nakahara Nakaya and Accelerator who were "eating wildly on Haisai" on the other side, always feeling very strange.

Obviously it looks normal... um, cat food?

Taking another careful look at the cat rice in front of him, Osamu Dazai sniffed it carefully, then lowered his head and took a small bite.

a second later...

Osamu Dazai turned on the mode of "crazy eating Hesse".

Fuck it's just a cat meal!Obviously there is no salt!Why is it so delicious!This, this strange feeling!It's unscientific to let him eat the taste of top-level cuisine! ! !

Of course it is because this is the most satisfying cat meal that she has improved for several generations!

Xiaoqian, who is cooking up, looked at the sons eating obediently with a loving smile, and happily made the next decision.

"By the way, in order to promote the relationship, mackerel will sleep in my room tonight."

The new cat really wants to cultivate a good relationship w and the mackerel is so good, the good days when you bury your stomach and suck casually are just around the corner!

As soon as the words fell, Zhongyuan Zhongya and Yifang Accelerator, who were still obsessed with cat food just now, looked up instantly, with surprisingly consistent expressions.

"Meow!!!"

Absolutely not! ! !

Isn't this a sheep into a tiger's mouth! ! !

"Meow!!!"

Absolutely not! ! !

Are you an idiot so fond of being a sheep in a tiger's mouth? ? ?