chaste dog

What can't be solved by stewing a chicken, if there is, then stew two.

The dishes are ready, Kong Yu is going to take a shower, get his hair done, and meet his ex-boyfriend later, looking refreshed and handsome.

The time was just right, when he changed into his bathrobe and put the dishes on the table, the doorbell rang.

Kong Yu went to open the door, and when the door opened, he was holding on to the shoe cabinet and flipping his hair handsomely, trying to blind his ex-boyfriend's eyes.

Unfortunately, as soon as the door was opened, a thick male voice and a soft voice sounded at the same time.

"Small hole!"

"Confucian language!"

Kong Yu's eyelids twitched, and he subconsciously took a step back.

Both the ex-boyfriend and Lao Lin misunderstood that Kong Yu was letting him in, and he was not polite, so he went in and changed his slippers.

Kong Yu resisted the urge to drive them both out, and asked, "Why did you come together?"

The ex-boyfriend and Lao Lin said at the same time: "Didn't you ask me to come here?"

"..."

He swore that he definitely didn't mean that. These two people cried and said that they like him, don't they have a tacit understanding?

Fortunately, old Lin has a wide heart, and his ex-boyfriend has a wide heart.Lao Lin also said: "I saw the picture posted in your circle of friends. It's too shabby. The chicken should have been taken from me a few weeks ago. Have you defrosted it?"

Kong Yu: "Anyway, it's going to be cooked, so why defrost it?"

"..."

The ex-boyfriend said: "Aren't you afraid of diarrhea after eating?"

Kong Yu said, "You didn't tell me that the chicken needs to be thawed before it can be stewed."

Lao Lin also had nothing to do with Kong Yu, he put the big plastic bag in his hand on the cabinet in the entrance, and took out the bags of vegetables.

"You don't know how to take care of yourself. What kind of chicken do you eat when your butt hurts? Haven't you heard of it? What you eat can make up for it. If your butt hurts, of course you have to eat this—"

After taking all kinds of stewed beef and mutton out of the bag, Lao Lin took out a large bowl that was as big as Kong Yu's face. Kong Yu looked at it and found that it was full of fat meat that was one finger wide. A thick layer of lard——

"Square buttocks!"

Kong Yu and his ex-boyfriend were dumbfounded.

Before the ex-boyfriend could speak, Kong Yu hurriedly pushed Lao Lin into the kitchen: "Okay, okay, I understand, you go and cook, I'm starving to death."

"Row."

Lao Lin rolled up those vegetables in a large plastic bag and brought them into the kitchen.Kong Yu pulled his ex-boyfriend aside: "How did you meet him?"

The ex-boyfriend said: "I met him downstairs. He is very tall and has an aura. I took a closer look at him. I didn't expect that he came to see you too. Who is he? I'll bring you back so many things."

Kong Yu said without shame: "He is my second cousin!"

Kong Yu thought to himself, anyway, the script did not follow what he made up, so he might as well change the routine, eat the meal in peace, drive Lao Lin away after the meal, and call him back after he walks a few steps. Let him watch some exciting scenes, completely give up.

Unexpectedly, his ex-boyfriend had a nympho expression on his face: "Your second cousin is so handsome, tall, and manly..."

Kong Yu glanced at him, a little unhappy: "My second cousin is a straight man, and he has someone he likes, so don't let your heart wander here."

The ex-boyfriend quickly sucked back the halazi that was about to flow down.

Kong Yu just stared at him like this.

The ex-boyfriend touched his face, is it makeup?

Kong Yu asked him, "Have you put on powder?"

The ex-boyfriend was surprised: "You can see this? I obviously changed to Excia's bee jelly foundation. My friends and others use this. They say that as long as they are straight men, they can't tell."

Kong Yu was angry: "Who are you calling straight?"

When the ex-boyfriend saw it, Kong Yu got angry, hugged his arm quickly, and apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will never say you are a straight man again."

Kong Yu thought of the touch of that mouthful of powder, and immediately lost interest in compounding: "Forget it, you still said in your circle of friends that you don't wear makeup, isn't that also true?"

The ex-boyfriend didn't notice the change in Kong's language, and was still acting coquettishly: "It's not because I came to see you, but if I were someone else, I wouldn't wear it. This foundation cream is very expensive, and it's hard to buy..."

The ex-boyfriend babbled to Kong Yu about how expensive this foundation is, and he loves to take off his makeup. He has to touch up his makeup after a while, and his own breath is worth as much RMB. Light makeup means how much he attaches importance to Kong Yu, otherwise he would not Take it out and use it.Kong Yu's head was about to explode, and he hinted several times to no avail, so he simply ended this turning point with one sentence.

"Well, I'll introduce you to someone who likes makeup later, and you two can study cosmetics together."

He left his ex-boyfriend in the living room and ran to the kitchen to find Lao Lin.

Lao Lin poured out all the chicken soup, cut the lo mei and put it on a plate, cooked a pot of porridge, sprinkled mung beans in the sitting hip broth and stewed it.

Kong Yu sat on the small balcony by the kitchen, sighing.

Lao Lin looked at him several times and asked, "It still hurts?"

Confucius said: "My heart hurts."

Lao Lin said, "Why is your heart hurting?"

Kong Yu said: "My heart aches for my sixth cousin not to live up to expectations."

He was full of complaints, and it was not easy to tell Lao Lin Ming that this was his ex-boyfriend, so he had to be sloppy and said that his ex-boyfriend was his sixth cousin. Make yourself unhappy.

Lao Lin came over, squatted down in front of Kong Yu, and rubbed his head: "Xiao Kong, don't be angry, you are kind to him, it is his loss that he doesn't understand your kindness."

Kong Yu was a little annoyed: "Hurry up and cook, you all go after dinner, let me be quiet and quiet."

After half an hour, the three came to the table.

Kong Yu was in a bad mood and didn't like to talk when eating, but his second cousin and sixth cousin chatted.

The second cousin wanted to help Kong Yu and his sixth cousin, and he was very concerned about the sixth cousin. He kept feeding him food and persuading him to eat more. I didn't see the words, and all kinds of teasing little moves kept going.

Lao Lin is a big bastard, he didn't realize that the other party was flirting with him at all, and thought that the six cousins ​​knew that he was chasing Kong Yu, so they were very close to him.

Chairman Mao has said it all, we must unite all forces that can be united.Lao Lin thought to himself, these six cousins ​​must be greeted well.

After the meal, Kong Yu drove them away. After Lao Lin cleaned up the dining table, his ex-boyfriend washed the dishes and came over to him and asked him, "Brother Lin, did you drive?"

Lao Lin said, "Yes, you didn't bring your car, did you? I'll take you back."

The ex-boyfriend jumped up in his heart: "Okay, okay, wait for me."

He went to the bathroom to touch up his makeup, but he followed Lao Lin without saying goodbye to Kong Yu.

I took the elevator to the underground garage, saw Lao Lin's car, wow, what a domineering and tough Land Rover, his legs were so soft that they were twisted together.

Lao Lin had no other thoughts, but thought that Kong Yu's cousin was also his cousin, so he had to take good care of him. He drove the car out of the parking space, got out of the car and opened the door for him, so that he could get in the car.

The ex-boyfriend sat down on the co-pilot, he was so excited that he seemed to have nails stuck in his buttocks, and he twisted around.

Lao Lin said, "Brother, put on your seat belt."

The ex-boyfriend touched under the seat: "I didn't find it."

He waited for Lao Lin to help him fasten his seat belt, and took the opportunity to flirt with Lao Lin, but he didn't expect Lao Lin to stop his thoughts with one word, and started digging out his pockets by himself.

"Try to touch it again."

The ex-boyfriend could only continue to touch the seat belt, and when he put it on, seeing Lao Lin still digging out, he asked curiously, "What are you looking for?"

Lao Lin's hands froze, a little embarrassed: "Brother, did you bring any change?"

"..."

The ex-boyfriend took the bag, took out the change and handed it to Lao Lin. Lao Lin took it, and the ex-boyfriend deliberately said, "Brother Lin, I have to pay back the money."

He meant to be joking, but he seemed to take out his mobile phone unintentionally, opened WeChat, and wanted to wait for Lao Lin to join him, but Lao Lin stared at the rearview mirror and said, "Okay, I will pay you back later."

The ex-boyfriend choked again, and could only say, "Brother Lin, I was just joking."

Lao Lin said: "I'm not joking when I say repaying the money. If you borrow and pay back, it's not difficult to borrow again."

The ex-boyfriend was a little frustrated at first, but when he heard that there will be another time, he immediately came back to life: "Okay, Brother Lin will do whatever he wants."

His heart was restless, and his body was also restless. The more he looked at Lao Lin, the more masculine and masculine he felt. He was a handsome guy who was hard to find with a lantern among gays. He wished he could abduct Lao Lin to bed tonight.

Lao Lin didn't notice anything unusual at first, but later he found that the six cousins ​​were staring at him, thinking it was a grain of rice on his mouth, and he touched it while driving, but he didn't feel the grain of rice, but stubble.

Well, I forgot to shave today.

Looking at the sixth cousin again, not to mention the stubble, his face is as clean as a little girl's. Suddenly remembering Kong Yu's love for his mother, he is a little envious.

"You are so white."

Lao Lin sincerely felt that Kong Yu, the ex-boyfriend Bai, had absolutely no other meaning, but the ex-boyfriend misunderstood——

He thought that Lao Lin had finally opened up and was teasing himself.

Lang has a lover and a concubine, so if he doesn't tease him at this time, he will wait when.The ex-boyfriend touched his face, and then swept on Lao Lin's arm: "What's so good about being white, I still envy your wheat-colored skin."

Lao Lin clearly felt that some fine dust had fallen on his arm. He looked down carefully while driving, and found that the unknown dust had landed on his arm.

Lao Lin looked at the boyfriend in front of him suspiciously, wondering if his fair face had a pure natural complexion.

Of course, he has absolutely no objection to whether men wear makeup or not, but something suddenly occurred to him.

He is delicate, wears pink clothes, loves makeup, appears at Kong Yu's house, and is told by Kong Yu that these six cousins ​​always make him angry.

Only then did he realize that something was wrong, so he asked the former