chaste dog

Fang is still remarkable, his cooking skills are not bad, and he can also help him clean up, and he is not as flirtatious as some men.Kong Yu thought to himself, take advantage of the summer when he doesn't wear makeup to get back together, and when autumn comes, he puts on makeup again before breaking up. He can fall in love and get rid of Lao Lin, which is the best of both worlds.

So Kong Yu pretended to be calm and liked the message in the circle of friends, and replied, you look good without makeup.

The ex-boyfriend also regretted breaking up. After all, not every man is as generous as Kong Yu. Apart from not buying foundation, he buys and buys everything. Seeing Kong Yu likes himself, his mind is also active.

He took the initiative to send a message to Kong Yu, asking how Kong Yu was doing.

Kong Yu deliberately imitated the tricks in the TV series, let him hang out for a while, and then went to Moments to give a thumbs up to his mutual friends. When his ex-boyfriend got anxious and sent another message, he pretended to be deep and said, "It's pretty good." not good."

The ex-boyfriend said: "Hey, I broke up with you, and I also had a bad life."

Kong Yu asked, "What's wrong?"

"Heartache," said the ex-boyfriend.

Kong Yu said, "Coincidentally, my butt hurts."

The ex-boyfriend was also unscrupulous. Hearing this, he replied coquettishly: "Why are you like this? I mean my heart and you mean my ass."

Kong Yu said, "My ass really hurts."

Ex-boyfriend said: "What happened to your ass?"

Kong Yu said nonsense: "Recently, I have been exercising and my gluteal muscles are sore, but the effect is good."

The ex-boyfriend said: "Then let me come and see you, have you been home recently?"

Kong Yu laughed: "Come tomorrow, I will be at home tomorrow."

After making an appointment with her ex-boyfriend, Kong Yu's mind wandered.When Mother Kong came back after sending Lao Lin off, Kong Yu said that she would leave tomorrow and would not stay at home.

Mother Kong hugged Xiao Er and sat down beside Kong Yu. Before Kong Yu could press Kong Yu's buttocks and Kong Yu could turn around, Xiao Er broke free from Kong Yu's arms and used Kong Yu's buttocks as a pedal to jump up and down. to the ground.

Kong Yu groaned, covered his buttocks and got up.

"Mom, can you stop letting me see this dog!"

Mother Kong took out strips of beef from under the tea table to feed Xiao Er, and said, "You don't live at home, and you want to drive Xiao Er away. It's not such a good thing."

Kong Yu covered his butt: "It jumped on my butt twice today!"

Mother Kong pinched Kong Yu's buttocks: "It's not because your buttocks are fat."

Kong Yu hurriedly took the pillow to protect his buttocks tightly. His buttocks were also destined to be ill-fated. He had chickenpox and was pecked by geese. Everyone wanted to ravage him when he saw it, even the dogs would not let him go.

Mother Kong said: "Why? This is, you were born by me. What's wrong with pinching it?"

Kong Yu said aggrievedly: "Go and pinch Xiaoer, don't pinch me, my butt hurts."

Mother Kong said: "Who told you not to control yourself!"

Confucius: "..."

Kong's mother said: "I see that Xiaolin is busy with projects and farmhouses, isn't he busy? You don't go to work every day, so free, do you want to help him?"

Kong Yu thought of his ex-boyfriend who was about to get back together, and lay down: "Mom, don't talk about him. I have a boyfriend again, but it's not Lao Lin."

Mother Kong didn't realize it for a while: "Again? Boyfriend?"

Kong Yu said: "Yes, it's not Lao Lin. There is nothing about Lao Lin. We are friends. You think too much."

Mother Kong pondered for a while, and when she realized it, she became angry immediately: "Get back together again? You brought Lao Lin back for dinner after you got back together? Make trouble, you bastard!"

Kong Yu was even more aggrieved: "There is nothing in the first place, you and Dad think too much!"

Mother Kong said, "Hey, it's my fault. Who was the one who fed you grapes just now? Who was the one who rubbed your butt? My friend, let Xiao Yin rub your butt and feed you grapes!"

"..."

Mother Kong was very strong: "Don't stare at me, it's useless to stare at me, please ask Xiao Yin to do what you and Xiao Lin did just now, I believe you are friends."

Kong Yu was speechless.

Being scolded by his own mother or being beaten by Zhou Yuyi, Kong Yu thought for a moment, got down on the ground, and decided to admit it.

Mother Kong said: "Don't make trouble for me, eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot. Your mother is old, and I still have the strength to beat you. If you want to be a scumbag, I will represent social education." you!"

His mother was strong, and Kong Yu was scared, so he could only guarantee that he would clear up the relationship with Lao Lin and resolutely reject him.

Mother Kong also recalled for him how he passively turned into a green tea dog today, and came to the conclusion that he used to flirt with Yin Mo unconsciously outside, and he is not like Yin Mo, flirting After returning the sale, this time it was on the straight man's head, and the scene couldn't be closed.

Kong Yu was extremely regretful.

When he woke up the next day, he was ready to go back.

The love mentor has lost foreign aid, and is preparing to use a trick he learned in romance dramas—let Lao Lin and his ex-boyfriend come to him at the same time, and Lao Lin will automatically quit when he sees the scene where he and his ex-boyfriend show affection.

After many certifications, the conflicts in TV dramas condense the essence of various love disputes and economic disputes in the current society. After getting married, Yi Hanlin was able to catch up with Fa Xiao, thanks to his cultivation in romance dramas.

He made an appointment with his ex-boyfriend at six o'clock in the evening, and with Lao Lin at seven o'clock in the evening, both at his house.He also planned to cook at home and use the chicken and duck sent by Lao Lin to cook for his ex-boyfriend, making Lao Lin feel better about short-term pain than long-term pain, so he just gave up on him.

But it was absolutely impossible for him to cook, so he turned his idea to his aunt at home.

In the afternoon, when my aunt was cooking sweet soup to cool off the heat, Kong Yu slipped into the kitchen and started to make friends with her.

"Aunt--"

Kong Yu stared at the pot of soup, but glanced at Auntie.

The aunt pushed him away: "The soup is not ready yet, don't drop your saliva into the pot."

Kong Yu said: "Auntie, I want to eat duck soup."

The aunt said: "I didn't make duck soup today, let's do it tomorrow. I'll go buy some barley."

Kong Yu said, "But I really want to eat."

The aunt said: "Shall I order a takeaway for you?"

Kong Yu begged his aunt: "Good aunt, just help me, make a pot for me, can I take it home?"

Auntie's heart softened: "Okay, what time do you go back?"

Confucius said: "04:30."

Auntie looked at the clock, it was three forty.

Did this kid come back specifically to find fault?

The aunt said: "I'll find you a rope later, you'd better catch a duck and bring it home to stew by yourself."

Kong Yu continued to beg his aunt; "I'm afraid of ducks, I dare not kill them."

The aunt said: "You call and ask Lao Lin to come. Last time, dozens of chickens and ducks in Xiao Yin's family were killed. Are you still not sure about this one?"

"..."

Are the current aunts so thought-provoking?

Kong Yu saw that this trick was not working, so he had to take a step back and said that he would bring some vegetables back.

The aunt said: "Go and see, what else is there at home."

He rummaged through the refrigerator in the vegetable basket, but before he found anything, Mother Kong happened to come. Hearing what Auntie said, he dug out a packet of watercress from the refrigerator.

"Son, take this with you. Your father ate this flatulence. You can take it home and cook."

Kong Yu held the bag of watercress and looked at Mother Kong eagerly, hoping that Mother Kong could find some other delicious food for him.

Mother Kong closed the refrigerator door, looked up, and saw Kong Yu staring at her.

She looked up at the clock and saw that it was half past three, and asked, "Are you still leaving? It's been a while."

Kong Yu mentioned the bag of bean paste and said angrily, "Mom, I finally came back, so you let me take a bag of bean paste?"

Mother Kong said: "It's not that I didn't give you pocket money for living expenses. You can buy whatever you want to eat. If you don't have enough money, you can ask me to get it."

Kong Yu stuck his neck: "Every time Yin Mo goes home, he brings back a trunk full of fruits, meat and vegetables!"

Mother Kong asked, "Which home do you want to go back to?"

Confucius said: "His husband's family."

Mother Kong said: "Isn't that enough? You are not married, how much can you eat alone, and you still want to take food home from home?"

Confucius flamed out.

Single dogs have no human rights everywhere. Kong Yu has seen it these days. He wants to go to a housekeeping company to hire an aunt. People say that single men have to wait for a few days. Is this waiting for a few months? Waiting for takeout every day.Wanting to ask Yin Mo to go out to play, Yin Mo said that he would go to an art exhibition and a movie with Zhou Yuyi and go out for the weekend, and even would rather stay at home than come out, completely ignoring their four years of friendship.The worst thing is that he is despised even at home, which makes him completely unable to feel the warmth of family.

Kong Yu's shoulders were slumped, and he was still dying: "Mom, can I invite my aunt to stay home for a few days? I've been looking for my aunt recently, but I haven't found one yet."

Mother Kong said: "Your aunt is working so hard, don't bother her."

Kong Yu said, "Then can you please help me? You know a lot of people."

Kong's mother said, "I'm going to ask my aunt, don't ask for money, don't ask for favors?"

Kong Yu said: "Mom, there are three aunts in Zhou Yuyi's family."

Kong Mu said, "That's because their family is rich."

Kong Yu was a little puzzled: "Does our family have no money?"

Kong Yu patted him on the shoulder: "Son, why don't you think about it, there are real estate speculators everywhere, are there speculators in cars? You must have a sense of crisis."

Kong Yu carried the bag of Douban disheveledly, and was driven home by Kong's mother.

The date with his ex-boyfriend was at six o'clock, and he hadn't officially reunited yet, so he was too embarrassed to ask his ex-boyfriend to cook at home.So I fiddled with myself and took out the remaining frozen chicken and bamboo shoots in the refrigerator.After considering for a while whether the bag of bean sprouts should be stewed in soup or fried bamboo shoots, it is best to keep the picture simple and throw the bamboo shoots and bean sprouts into the casserole.

After lighting the fire, he rubbed his hands, and proudly took a picture and posted it in Moments.

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