chaste dog

: "What I mean is, since you like me, don't delay like this. Say it openly, and I will reject you openly."

As soon as the words came out, he began to scold himself again.

These words were too hurtful, and I couldn't bear to hear them, let alone someone like Lao Lin.

Kong Yu began to regret and wanted to swallow the words back, but he didn't know how to speak, his eyes drifted, and he looked towards the kitchen, hoping that at this time Kong Laoer would jump out of the kitchen, or that his parents would come out of the kitchen. Stepping out can ease the embarrassment and guilt at the moment.

But Lao Lin said, "You don't have a boyfriend now? You don't have anyone you like?"

Kong Yu didn't expect Lao Lin to ask such a question, and said "ah".

Lao Lin's eyes suddenly dimmed: "That's it."

Kong Yu quickly said, "No, I just don't think we're suitable. You're straight, so why not join in the fun."

Lao Lin said: "I'm not just joining in the fun, I just really want to live with you...Xiao Kong, it doesn't matter if you don't like me, just treat me as chasing you, do you think so?"

"..."

Kong Yu actually felt a little moved.

Lao Lin added: "If you have someone you like or a boyfriend, if I don't catch up with you, I'll quit. Do you think so?"

"..."

Lao Lin said: "As for whether you want to bend or not, Lao Zhou can become like this for Yin Mo, why can't I bend for you?"

Three consecutive questions made Kong Yu speechless.

He said, "Wait a minute, I'll make a call."

Kong Yu thought, he had to find foreign aid.

He limped to the restaurant and called Yin Mo.Yin Mo was shopping in the snack street with Zhou Yuyi, holding meat skewers in both hands, when the phone called, Zhou Yuyi put it in his ear, and the first sentence of Kong Yu almost made him spit out the food in his mouth.

Kong Yu asked him: "Old Lin said he was going to chase me, and quit when I got a boyfriend. What do you think I should do?"

Yin Mo asked: "Aren't you the one who claimed to be the love mentor at the beginning?? Or did I remember wrong?"

Confucius said: "There are also some problems that the tutor can't solve!"

Yin Mo said: "It's useless to watch romance movies."

Kong Yu was a little anxious: "Stop laughing at me, think of a way for me, if you can't think of one, let your man think of one for me."

Yin Mo said, "Wait a minute, I'll ask him."

Yin Mo asked Zhou Yuyi: "Konggou said that Lao Lin was willing to be a backup, what should he do?"

Zhou Yuyi said: "It's pretty good. Doesn't his family sell cars? The spare tire is a perfect match."

Yin Mo said the word perfect match to the phone, and hung up the phone with peace of mind.

Kong Yu didn’t believe in evil, so he dialed the phone number of his friends, who were having fun together. After answering the call, he turned on the speakerphone again. The question about Kong Yu hadn’t finished yet, and the familiar and penetrating voice It came from the phone again: "Hahahahahahaha Konggou is going to become a green tea dog!"

Kong Yu was so angry that he dropped the phone.

Feng Shui took turns, and now it finally turned to his house.

Kong Yu went back to the living room, thinking about whether to ask Yin Mo's mother to contact the master in Thailand in a few days.Although it was an afterthought, the master's prediction was still very accurate. After half a year of decline, Yin Mo ushered in a double harvest in love and career.Kong Yu felt that if he could win a big harvest in his love career, it would be a good deal to decline for a few months.

As a result, I counted with my fingers, and Lao Lin was the only peach blossom around me, and his career was to receive pocket money at home. Let alone a bumper harvest, it would be considered good if a single seedling could thrive.

Having said that, he still sent a WeChat message to Lu Lu, asking how to contact the master Lu Lu.

Lu Lu happened to be on vacation with her current husband in Thailand, so she asked for materials in Kong language and asked him for two days. By the way, she asked him how he and Lao Lin were doing.

Kong Yu asked, "Auntie, I have nothing to do with him."

Lu Li was startled and said, "Didn't you live together in that farmhouse?"

live together? ? ?

Kong Yu quickly explained: "I just got chickenpox and was quarantined at his place."

Lu Li asked, "Chickenpox? You just got chickenpox now? I remember Mo Mo had it when he was a child."

"Hey, Auntie, don't you know wow——"

Kong Yu managed to catch someone who didn’t laugh at him, and he poured out all his bitterness, from how he went there to play with chickens, how he was suspected of being infected with chickenpox by chickens, how he was chased by geese, and how he was killed by Lao Lin. Threatening, and then fled back home, Lu Li was taken aback when he heard it.

Lu Lu didn't know what to say, and after thinking for a long time, he wrote: "Yu Yu, I'd better play less chicken in the future."

No matter how hard he thought about it, Kong Yu felt that there was something wrong with this sentence.

However, he thanked Lu Lu, went back to the living room and ate grapes, and was going to wait for the master's prediction before dealing with Lao Lin's affairs.

In the past few days, just wrong yourself and be a green tea dog for a few days.

The family banquet of the Kong family is much simpler than the family banquet of the Zhou family. Father Kong and mother Kong are both old and pay attention to light food. Even if they want to entertain Lao Lin, they don’t add three dishes too much. He agreed, went to get a bottle of Moutai, and entertained Lao Lin himself.

Father Kong still had a straight face, but when he looked at Lao Lin, his eyes were a little more thoughtful.Lao Lin let him see it calmly, and said that he wanted to drink, but he was also unequivocal. Once poured into the portioned cup, it would be a full cup.

After the banquet was opened, when Zhou's mother said to eat, she immediately raised a cup to respect the future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

The wine table is Lao Lin's battlefield, with a magnificent momentum, he lashes out at Fang Qiu, and his unique boldness is fully displayed.The father-in-law drank a glass of wine, and his ice face cracked instantly.

"Xiao Lin, I'd like to give you a thumbs-up!" Father Kong gave a thumbs-up, "I haven't drunk so much in a long time! I appreciate your boldness!"

"My family still has very good sorghum wine and honey wine. I'll bring you some next time and have a taste with you!"

The father-in-law patted the table: "I like the word "pin"! It really came from the Kochi family! Talking is different from ordinary people. Drinking wine must be refreshing and moderate! Xiao Lin, come on, have another drink—"

"boom--"

Kong Yu sat on the side, stuffing water spinach with chopsticks into his mouth expressionlessly.

He came from Kochi’s family, Kong Yu thought, wondering if his father would still say that when he saw the chickens and ducks running around the yard in the suburbs of Laolin.

However, the fact is that his parents easily accepted Lao Lin, a high-spirited bastard who sat at the dining table in his house, listening to Lao Lin talk about raising chickens and ducks, his father's oil paintings, and the Japanese Edo Glass. Making glasses by hand, after a while, he started to talk about how much earth he dug on the construction site yesterday. Kong Yu’s mind was about to split, and Kong’s father and mother listened with great interest. Even Kong’s second child no longer coveted Cai, squatting on the chair and staring at Lao Lin.

After eating, Kong Yu pulled Lao Lin aside: "What the hell is that Mount Fuji cup? Why do I see all enamel jars at your house??"

Lao Lin said: "Isn't it fun to be a farmhouse? What do you use if you don't have an enamel tank?"

Kong Yu said: "Then why are you blowing it in front of my parents? It's like you have it."

Lao Lin said, "I really do."

Confucius asked, "Where is the cup?"

Lao Lin said: "I gave it all to Lao Zhou. He likes this thing. Isn't it just a glass cup? Doesn't he drink tea and water? It doesn't bother him to be so particular."

"..."

Lao Lin asked again: "Is it the type of Lao Zhou who is especially fond of the mother-in-law and the father-in-law?"

"...No, no, don't get me wrong. My mother is vulgar, and my father is also vulgar. I can't hold that."

Kong Yu was afraid that a rough man like Lao Lin would say "the moonlight is so beautiful tonight", so he quickly exposed his parents' old background, such as Confucius playing chess with the tree after drinking Like the uncle who blows water, today is the secretary-general of the United Nations, and tomorrow is the seven permanent members. There is nothing to worry about about family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs. Another example is Kong's mother who likes to meddle in her own business. She knows exactly who lost her cats and dogs when they quarreled. , he talked endlessly, but saw a smile on the corner of Lao Lin's mouth.

"Xiao Kong, I found that you are still facing me."

"..."

Kong Yu doesn't want to talk to Lao Lin anymore, Lao Lin is a love brain now, and he can't be saved.

Father Kong and Mother Kong were very interested in Lao Lin. Lao Lin wanted to go back to the farmhouse at night, and exchanged phone numbers with him reluctantly, saying that he would go to the farmhouse to pick grapes and fish on weekends. Father Kong specifically said that his living room lacked some artistic atmosphere. , asked Lao Lin if he could buy a painting.

With a wave of Lao Lin, everything from art to life will be solved for the future mother-in-law and old man: "You can go to the farmhouse to eat whatever you want, uncle, don't even mention buying it, come tomorrow, your second elder will come to my house with Xiao Kong as a guest, My dad draws on the spot!"

"Thank you so much, Kobayashi!"

Kong Yu was still standing at the door, and Mother Kong completely forgot about her son, picked up Xiao Er and waved her paw at Lao Lin: "Xiao Er, say goodbye to Brother Lin."

Xiao Er let out a bark.

Lao Lin licked its head.

Then Mother Kong remembered Kong Yu: "Son, send Xiao Lin out quickly, and take Xiao Er out for a walk by the way."

Kong Yu said unhappily, "Mom, I'm limping."

Mother Kong patted Kong Yu's leg: "It's just because I don't exercise!"

After complaining, Mother Kong took Xiao Er to send Lao Lin off.

Kong Yu languidly walked back to the sofa and lay down on his stomach.

He didn't want to harass Yin Mo and be stuffed with dog food by Yin Mo, and he didn't want to be ridiculed by his friends as green tea dogs, so he went to Moments to follow his ex-boyfriend, but he didn't expect that the previous message from his ex-boyfriend was that the weather was so hot and he didn't want to put on makeup, what should he do? So be it.

Kong Yu's eyes lit up.

Except for the thicker powder on the face of the ex-boyfriend, the rest of the