chaste dog

I asked, Xiaoer is struggling in my arms, I can't hold her anymore, quickly ask your friend to help you. "

After finishing speaking, he specially greeted Lao Lin: "Then—that Xiaoyu friend, wait a moment!"

When Lao Lin in front heard Mother Kong calling him, he quickly turned around: "Say it."

Mother Kong said: "Could you help me to support Xiaoyu? I can't support him soon, and you are not busy later? If you are not busy, stay with us for dinner."

Lao Lin happily walked over to support Kong Yu, not polite at all: "Then thank you!"

Kong Yu: "???"

The aunt said: "Okay, I'll clean up the door first. Are there clothes and shoes that Xiaoyu needs to wash in the snakeskin pocket at the door?"

Kong Yu: "?????"

Lao Lin was eager to ask for credit, and denied it in front of Kong Yu: "No, I washed all of Kong Yu's clothes for him."

The aunt was curious: "What is that, it looks like such a big bag."

Lao Lin said: "It's native ducks. My relatives raised them myself. I sent you a few of them. They are fed not feed but grain. They are free-range. It's hot. Add some yam and barley and stew the old duck soup. It's clear and healthy. .”

Kong Yu's eyes lit up immediately when he saw the fuck.

"Oh, you are so polite! If you come to be a guest, you can be a guest. What gifts do you bring?"

Lao Lin held Kong Yu by his arm, and the two walked in front, while Kong's mother walked behind with the little bus in her arms. Auntie turned her head and went back to the door to collect the ducks. Thumbs up.

Auntie was very satisfied with Lao Lin's family situation, and conveyed this satisfaction to Kong Mu.

Mother Kong looked at the backs of the two of them, thinking that finally, except for the father-in-law and the little pup in her arms, all the children in her family are finally settled.

Because it was Lao Lin's first visit, Kong's mother was very happy, and planned to cook dinner by herself, and asked Kong Yu to greet Lao Lin well.

Kong Yu lay on the sofa: "Mom, I really can't move, let him take care of himself."

Mother Kong said: "You hurt your butt, not your hand, why don't you pour some tea?"

Kong Yu took the remote control panel and turned on the TV without even raising his eyelids: "Old Lin, you can handle it yourself."

Lao Lin said, "Auntie, it's okay, I'll do it myself."

Lao Lin went to pour a glass of water by himself, and poured a glass of water for Kong Yu. When he came back, he saw Kong Yu sitting up from the sofa. He lifted up his T-shirt and covered Xiao Er. The little short legs bounced and whined, Kong Yu was so angry that he slapped it on the buttocks: "You try screaming again!"

Probably because he was worried about Kong's mother, Kong Yu's voice was very low.Lao Lin saw that this was serious, Kong Yu was bullying a dog.

"Xiao Kong, put it down quickly." Lao Lin hurried over and rescued Xiao Er from Kong Yu's arms. Xiao Er fell to the ground with all four claws, and ran to the kitchen to complain to Kong's mother.Kong Yu said angrily: "What are you doing, the hero saves the dog? Why didn't Kong Erer see you come to rescue me when he was playing diving on my ass just now?"

Lao Lin said: "I'm saving you. Auntie loves this dog so much, she has been holding it and is reluctant to let it go. If she sees you bullying it, it will be difficult."

"..."

Kong Yu tried not to be so angry: "Can you be more tactful?"

Lao Lin said, "For example?"

Kong Yu didn't want to repeat the tragic experience of his own mother who didn't even help him with the dog, so he collapsed on the sofa again.

"Think for yourself."

Kong Yu was tall but thin, and when lying on the sofa, he was just a slender strip, enough for Old Lin to move to sit beside him.

"I'm a thicker person, and I don't have so many corners. If I say something that makes you angry, you must tell me."

"Ah."

Lao Lin bumped Kong Yu's shoulder with the back of his hand: "If there is anything you want to remind me to do, you must also tell me."

Kong Yu: "Yes."

Lao Lin said, "Your butt hurts, can I rub it for you?"

Kong Yu: "Uh-huh?????"

Before Kong Yu could refuse, Lao Lin's hand had already covered him. Kong Yu opened his mouth to scream, but Lao Lin covered his mouth again.

How dare you say that you are not a gangster in the Northeast? ?

This elder brother was extremely gentle, and what he said was well-founded: "Be careful of being misunderstood by auntie."

My mother has misunderstood a long time ago!

Lao Lin let go of his hand, took a small fan from the coffee table, and fanned Kong Yu while rubbing his buttocks. Kong Yu felt angry and felt that he was worthless. Just lie flat and knead.

Lao Lin thought to himself, this kind of life can be called a quiet time.

It's a pity that this peaceful day didn't last long. After 1 minute, there was an angry voice in the living room: "What are you doing!"

Lao Lin and Kong Yu shuddered at the same time.

Kong Yu got up from the sofa and saw that his father had returned.

Kong Yu was happy, ouch, someone came back to treat Lao Lin.

Father Kong is a character who loves the calf, usually with a cold face on the floor, it seems that he is not easy to get along with.Lao Lin was obviously also shocked, stood up from the sofa, and said hello to Father Kong.

"Uncle, hello—"

Father Kong frowned: "Uncle?"

He glanced at Kong Yu, and Kong Yu said: "He is Lin Difeng, a friend of Yin Mo's husband, and I will be isolated at his place these days."

Confucius said, "Oh, hello."

Then he went straight to the kitchen.

Lao Lin was a little stunned, but Kong Yu couldn't wait any longer. He threw Lao Lin in the living room and went to the kitchen with his slippers on.

As soon as I walked to the door of the kitchen, I heard Father Kong ask Mother Kong: "Who is that big black-faced man in the living room?"

Mother Kong said disgustedly: "What a black-faced guy, that's my son's boyfriend."

Father Confucius said: "No wonder, as soon as I saw me, I called uncle, which shocked me."

Mother Kong said, "Can this little thing scare you?"

Father Confucius said: "How can I not be frightened when a 50-[-]-year-old man comes and calls me uncle?"

Mother Kong said, "Why can't you be called uncle at the age of 50? Your eldest son is also [-]."

Father Confucius said: "Our eldest son looks like he's only 20, okay? Why does Xiaoyu's taste get weirder and weirder? I used to like to find boys who are like little girls, but now I'm over [-] years old, and I'm having a year-end relationship. ?”

At the beginning, Kong Yu wanted to laugh when he heard his parents discussing Lao Lin, but when he heard that the point of attack was directed at him in the end, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"Dad, Mom." Kong Yu poked his head out from the kitchen door, and said sourly, "Old Lin is not my boyfriend, and Lao Lin is only in his thirties, not that old."

Both father and mother turned their heads away at the same time, and Kong Yu slowly stood up straight while holding the door frame. All he could see on his parents' faces were expressions of disbelief.

Mother Kong asked, "Then how did your butt hurt?"

Confucius asked: "It's not how your boyfriend rubs your butt."

Kong Yu was left speechless by the question.

Kong's mother complained to Kong's father: "You are lame. You said that Xiao Lin is 50 years old. I think you are still a bad old man. Xiao Lin is such a good person. He is masculine and tall. Caring about people, besides being a bit black and rough, how can you make people feel so disgusted by you."

Father Kong murmured: "The one who likes to wear pink, besides his son's former boyfriends, isn't he middle-aged and elderly? How do you say that? You should wear it when you are young."

Mother Kong said: "Hey, then you should wear pink goose yellow mint color."

"..."

Parents and mothers of Confucius seemed to have forgotten that there was another Confucius language outside, and the two murmured together for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that they were well-matched, honest people, and good at Confucius language, a match made in heaven.

Kong Yu didn't want to explain the misunderstanding to his parents, so he went back to the living room clutching his buttocks. His aunt washed a bowl of grapes and brought them to Lao Lin, but Lao Lin didn't eat them, so he peeled the grapes and called Kong Yu over. eat.

"Come, come, Xiao Kong, come and eat grapes."

Kong Yu sat beside Lao Lin and stuffed two cushions under his buttocks.

Seeing him not moving, Lao Lin thought he was too troublesome to eat, so he forked a toothpick and fed it to his mouth: "Try it?"

Kong Yu was thinking about something in his head, but he didn't open his mouth.

Lao Lin changed hands and threw the grape into his mouth: "Do you want to feed it with your mouth?"

"no!!!!!"

Kong Yu woke up suddenly, and quickly waved his hands to refuse: "Don't mess around, I have something to tell you."

Lao Lin said, "Say it."

Kong Yu asked, "Do you really like me?"

Lao Lin was stunned for a moment, then threw another grape into his mouth: "Why do you ask this?"

Kong Yu said: "Just tell me, yes or no."

Kong Yu was able to ask this question, of course he had other intentions. Lao Lin has not confessed his confession for a long time, so he will not be able to refuse directly, so he thought, if Lao Lin does not take the initiative, let him ask, and so on. Lao Lin admitted it, and he told him clearly that there was absolutely no possibility for the two of them.

In the end, Lao Lin didn't say yes or no, but just frowned and stared at Kong Yu.

His gaze was so hot that Kong Yu suddenly had a bad idea——

Lao Lin won't misunderstand, right?

Based on his years of experience as audiences of romance films, when the protagonist asks the other party if you really like me, it is mostly the protagonist who is acting as the official hero, and then the heroine will get a roaring confession or A fiery kiss.

Kong Yu cried out badly.

He secretly moved his butt to the outside, and under Lao Lin's fiery gaze, he stammered and explained: "Don't get me wrong... I just thought you liked girls with big breasts, why did you suddenly... just fell in love with me ?”

It seems more wrong.

Kong Yu secretly scolded himself, shook the scenes of those bloody romance movies out of his head, straightened his back and asked Lao Lin