chaste dog

Boyfriend: "I always call you brother, brother, call you old, what's your last name?"

The ex-boyfriend looked at Lao Lin affectionately: "My surname is Fang, Fang Yuan, square Fang, round Yuan, isn't it easy to remember?"

Surname Fang?Lao Lin suddenly became alert.Out of male courtship psychology, he is [-]% sure that there is something wrong with these six cousins.

But he couldn't directly expose the lie, so he asked some other things casually, and later found that when Confucius was mentioned, Fang Yuan fooled it, as if he didn't want to mention it.

This rival is a bit hard to deal with.

Lao Lin wondered how to get some more words from him, know yourself and your enemy, and be victorious in all battles, as the ancients said, it must be true.

"Brother Lin, let's not talk about him, let's talk about you." Fang Yuan glanced at the navigation, "Are you busy at night?"

Lao Lin also couldn't figure out what Fang Yuan wanted to do, so he followed his lead and said, "No, what's wrong?"

Fang Yuan said, "Hey, I'm fine, I'm so bored, why don't we go to the bar?"

This proposal hit Lao Lin's mind, and he readily agreed: "Okay!"

Except for occasionally going out for drinks with Zhou Yuyi, Lao Lin rarely went out for nightlife. He thought it was noisy and would rather watch TV series at home.

Unexpectedly, this time Fang Yuan took him directly to the busiest bar in the bar street - as soon as the door opened, the roaring music hit him suddenly, his mind was buzzing, and he almost lost his footing.

Fang Yuan quickly supported him: "Are you all right?"

Together with Fang Yuan, there was also the waiter at the door who supported Lao Lin.

Lao Lin had one on his left hand and one on his right. On the surface, he looked like he was embracing left and right.

It's just that he didn't see the secret rivalry between Fang Yuan and the waiter——

For a guy like Lao Lin, when he enters this bar, he enters a den of prostitution, and a room full of little chrysanthemums are waiting to be watered by him.

Lao Lin was a little dizzy, but he still said to Fang Yuan: "It's okay."

Fang Yuan said, "Okay, then let's go in."

Of course he knew that there were many people coveting Lao Lin here, and he wanted this effect.After all, there are many rich men, but there are not many men like Lao Lin.

And here is also a good place, the music is loud and the voices are full of people, and people talk to each other, either by roaring or by putting their lips to their ears. If you want to win Lao Lin, some intimate contact is a necessary means.

Fang Yuan decisively pushed the waiter's other hand away from Lao Lin's body, and led Lao Lin in with arrogance.

"I want a deck."

Lao Lin is not an idiot either, seeing that the bar is full of luxury and money, and there is no place to chat, he immediately restrains Fang Yuan: "It's a bit noisy here, let's find another place."

Fang Yuan turned her head, with an expression I couldn't understand; "What did you say?"

Lao Lin raised his voice two more tones: "I said—it's too noisy here, let's find another place."

Fang Yuan purposely put her ear closer: "What did you say?"

He thought his hint was obvious enough, but he didn't expect that Lao Lin took out his mobile phone, typed a few words, and handed it to Fang Yuan.

"..."

Fangyuan's fiery heart was chilled by the cold screen.

He endured it for a while, then took out his mobile phone, and typed a few words to show Lao Lin: "It's okay, let's chat like this."

Lao Lin: "Are you sure????"

Fang Yuan: "Sure, life is so boring now, this way of chatting is also very interesting."

Seeing Lao Lin take the phone back, Fang Yuan added in his heart, what a joke.

Anyway, he just wanted to bring Lao Lin here to show off his power, but the distance was only ten meters, and he walked close to Lao Lin's body for 10 minutes.Of course, this is not entirely due to him—the two of them walked a few steps, and someone with no eyesight would come over, deliberately bump into Lao Lin, and then start to strike up a conversation, and then, there was no gunpowder between him and that person. struggle.

When Lao Lin was bumped for the first time, he thought it was because there were too many people here, but he found out after the second and third times. Some people were even more unruly.

Looking again, there are almost no opposite sex in pairs in this bar, and I immediately realized that this is a gay.

What did this rival bring him here for?

Lao Lin's nerves are thick and straight, and he doesn't match up with the gays who are naturally crooked. He only adheres to the idea that the enemy can't move and I can't move, and is brought to the booth by Fang Yuan, who has a belly full of flamboyance.As soon as his butt was seated, someone came over again, this time this person seemed to know Fang Yuan, he greeted Fang Yuan, and asked Fang Yuan seemingly unintentionally: "This person won't introduce you?"

Fang Yuan said, "This is my Brother Lin."

The man leaned over and put his hand on Lao Lin's shoulder: "Brother Lin, is this your first time here?"

Lao Lin only felt that the arm was greasy and smelled of pungent perfume. He wanted to take it away, but Fang Yuan took a step ahead of him, lifted the man's arm, and sat down next to Lao Lin.

"Brother Lin is here for the first time, so I'll take him here for a while."

As if swearing ownership, he looked at the man provocatively, but he didn't expect the man to sit down on the other side of Lao Lin: "Brother Lin is here for the first time, I'll buy you a drink."

Wine holder?

In the past, Lao Lin often met wine holders, but they were all beauties. It was a bit strange that a man came back now.He was caught in the middle, with a "wine holder" on the left and a rival in love on the right. He felt uncomfortable all over his body. He wanted to push the two of them away, but he felt that he was not graceful, so he struggled to stand up: "Sit down, I'll order some." Drinks."

Fang Yuan dragged him to sit down: "I've already ordered it."

He said to the man: "Brother Lin and I have something to talk about, you can treat us later when you are free."

The man took out his mobile phone: "Brother Lin left a contact information, and said that I will treat you, and I will not break my promise."

Fang Yuan was annoyed, and directly broke face with that person: "I told you we have something to do, are you going to get out or not?"

The man was also stunned, and when he realized it, he became angry: "Why are you so angry? If you say a word, you will get out of here?"

Fang Yuan said, "You know what you are at ease with."

The man's mind was punctured, and he was about to lose his temper. Lao Lin quickly comforted him: "Stop arguing, this old man is also out to do business for a living, Xiao Fang, let's not make things difficult for him."

When the man heard it, he thought that Lao Lin said that he was out to sell, and he was even more angry: "You fucking say it again?"

This sentence took a lot of effort from that person, just in time for the music to switch, and suddenly, many people looked this way.

The manager was making inspections. Seeing the situation here, he hurried over to make adjustments. He handed Lao Lin a cigarette, and the man another, and said, "Be nice, let's all go out for a cigarette, and have fun when you come back, haha .”

Lao Lin put the cigarette on his ear and said generously, "It's okay."

That person was also persuaded by the manager to go back, but he was unwilling to do so, so he secretly took a photo and posted it in the group, scolding an adulterer and adulterer.

He took the photo in a hurry, and the lighting where Lao Lin and the others were sitting was not very good, so the photo looked like they were kissing behind the booth.

The group suddenly became lively, and all the troublemakers were asking, who is this.

The man said, "Who else is there, that bastard Fangyuan."

Another person asked: "Who is that other one? It looks like heaven."

The man said, "I don't know her, I only know her surname is Lin."

Those people started to gossip about Fangyuan, saying that he caught a golden tortoise boyfriend not long ago, and now he has caught a heavenly vegetable. Do men nowadays have aesthetic problems?

This circle is so small, and it took less than two hours to spread it to ten, ten to a hundred. When Kong Yu was lying on the sofa and scrolling through Moments, he saw this news that made him feel heartbroken.

He hurriedly got up from the sofa and called Yin Mo: "Hurry up, hurry up, come downstairs to my house and pick me up!"

Yin Mo was confused: "What happened to him?"

Kong Yu said angrily: "My ex-boyfriend and Lao Lin got together!"

"Oh." Yin Mo said, "Isn't it good? Don't you despise Lao Lin every day? This is bad or that is bad. Now a person appears to help you get Lao Lin away. Isn't it good?"

"Okay? Is this good??" Kong's tone was furious, "Fang Yuan was holding my arm just now, telling me how much he loves me, putting on makeup for an hour to see me, and even smearing royal jelly on his face... ..."

Yin Mo's thoughts went wrong: "What did your ex-boyfriend put royal jelly on his face? Did you let me lick it? Are you two having fun?"

Kong Yu said, "No, it's the liquid foundation with royal jelly..."

Yin Mo became even more curious: "He added royal jelly into the liquid foundation and asked you to lick it? Wucao, what a scheming idea! Every time he puts on such a thick powder, he still asks you to lick it. This is to poison you to death." ah!"

Kong Yu became irritable: "He didn't add royal jelly into the liquid foundation himself! He didn't let me lick it either! It wasn't for fun! He didn't even want to poison me to death!"

"...What the hell is that?"

Kong Yu said, "It's the brand of liquid foundation that contains royal jelly."

"..."

Yin Mo thought to himself, it's really not too much for Kong Yu to be called a dead straight man by his ex-boyfriend.

"You can just talk about liquid foundation, and say royal jelly. I thought you guys invented something interesting for me to learn from."

Kong Yu was angry: "Can you continue to listen to me??"

Yin Mo said, "Speak, I'll listen."

Kong Yu continued: "Old Lin was at my parents' house the day before yesterday, and every one of his aunts and uncles seemed to have entered the door. Now they have had sex within two hours of leaving my house??? Isn't this for Did I bring two green hats?"

Yin Mo realized something was wrong: "Why are the two of them at your house at the same time?"

"..."

Yin Mo thought for a while, and then