chaste dog

The.

Kong Yu broke down: "Brother Lin, can you stop talking? Brother Lin, you are so handsome when you don't talk!"

Lao Lin changed his shoes, but he didn't accept Kong Yu's compliment: "Whether handsome or not is just a superficial appearance. When you fall in love, you still have to look at your heart."

"..."

Kong Yu had nothing to say.

"You go away!!!"

Kong Yu sent Lao Lin out the door. Looking from behind, Lao Lin was dressed in a high-end suit, and he was tall, rich and handsome. Before reaching the stairs, Lao Lin suddenly turned around and asked Kong Yu, "Where is the garbage?"

Kong Yu looked confused: "What rubbish?"

"The garbage in the kitchen, I threw a lot of crab shells in it at noon, I have to throw it away quickly, or I will attract cockroaches." Lao Lin pressed the elevator, and did not forget to tell Kong Yu, "I have to go, Xiao Kong, don't forget up."

"Brother, can you start dating properly??? In the world of a domineering president, there is no such thing as throwing garbage!!!"

The elevator door opened, and Kong Yu kicked Lao Lin into the elevator: "Fuck, if you don't get a girlfriend back today, I'll take you in, so you won't ruin my reputation outside!"

"Little hole—"

The elevator door closed, cutting off Lao Lin's astonished gaze.

Kong Yu poured out his anger, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and walked back with his shoulders slumped.

He has a lot of love and righteousness for brother Lao Lin.I can't even take care of my relationship, and I still think about the love life of Lao Lin, a bachelor.It's heartbreaking to give advice from the inside, and to introduce girlfriends outside.

In the past year, there have been at least a dozen successful couples holding hands after his guidance. He nicknamed himself "The Walking "If You Are the One", also known as the Master of Love, or Master for short.

It's a pity that Master Kong had a headache when he met Lao Lin.

He went back and threw the crab shells, and when he turned back again, WeChat came, and his cousin Tang Zhenzhen asked him: "Brother, are you coming?"

Come on, he has to come, the cruel words have been released, if Lao Lin can't become his cousin-in-law, he has to become his husband.

Kong Yu went back, changed his clothes and went out.

WeChat is at it again.

This time, it was not Tang Zhenzhen who sent the WeChat, but the friends who hadn’t gossiped recently, and they were flustered. They wanted to ask Kong Yu to go out and have fun together.

Kong Yu refused straight away: "Not today, my cousin is on a blind date, I have to watch."

When friends and foxes heard gossip, they were like sharks smelling blood, holding on to Kongyu in their mouths: "You introduced the blind date again?"

"is not that right."

"Your straight boyfriend?"

"it's him."

"Did you really introduce your cousin to him?"

"My cousin said she likes older men." The more Kong Yu thought about it, the more he had a headache. "But I regret introducing my cousin to him."

"Brother Buddha—" one of the friends who loves to get nicknames sighed in the WeChat group, "You can't even cross yourself, so why force yourself to cross others..."

This friend is an old classmate of Confucianism. He doesn't talk much, but every sentence is like a knife.Kong Yu was not happy: "I have not yet come to fate, and his knowledge is too shallow, can it be the same?"

"Brother Buddha, haven't you heard of the practice of cutting flesh and saving pigeons to save people?"

"..."

It’s not too big of a deal to watch the excitement, this group of cronies instigated Kong Yu and said: “Fuck him! Break him! Get rid of two at once! Happy you, me and him!”

"Nervous."

Kong Yu knew that this group of cronies was waiting to watch the excitement, so he closed WeChat, stuffed his phone into his pocket, picked up the hood of his hoodie from the back, put it on, and went out with his arms folded.

The weather is not very good today, the sky is gloomy with no sunshine and no rain.Kong Yu sneezed several times while walking on the road, and after each sneeze, there was an ominous premonition.

Are you going to suffer today...

Lao Lin is a man who cherishes flowers, and his cousin will definitely not suffer. The cousin is also a sensible girl. Lao Lin doesn't have to worry about being attacked verbally. Based on this calculation, he must be the one who will suffer——

The music starts and the phone calls.

Tang Zhenzhen was a little anxious on the phone: "Brother, why don't you come——"

"You talk to Brother Lin first." Kong Yu stopped the car on the side of the road, "Talk about something less fashionable. Brother Lin is busy. I guess he doesn't understand the celebrity comics you like."

"No, brother, you'd better hurry up—"

The little girl was about to cry on the phone: "There's a gangster sitting opposite me, I'm scared to death..."

Underworld?Old Lin?Lao Lin is a gangster?

Kong Yu recalled carefully, Lao Lin's attire today, where does it have anything to do with the underworld?

"Zhenzhen." Kong Yu comforted her, "Don't have such a big prejudice against Brother Lin, isn't he just a little darker, taller, rougher, how can you say he is a gangster?"

Tang Zhenzhen began to cry: "But it's not Brother Lin who came!"

"..."

Kong Yu was so angry that he dialed a phone call and scolded Lao Lin: "I introduced my sister to you! That's what you did to her! The little girl is waiting for you in a beautiful dress, you send your men You used to scare people? Huh? Where is your conscience?? You agreed to set a positive example for the little girl?"

Lao Lin's misty voice came from the roar of the machine: "I~~~listen~~~no~~clear~~~~~"

"I'm fucking scolding you!"

"You~~say~~what~~~"

Kong Yu's scolding voice rose two more tones: "I'm scolding you! Lin Difeng! I'm scolding you! Did you hear that! You bastard who always abandons you, has no conscience and ruins people's hearts! I'm heartbroken for you Heart!! Did you hear me! I'm -broken -thoroughly - heart -" for you

After yelling at the phone, Kong Yu finally calmed down a little. When he hung up Lao Lin's phone and planned to call his cousin, he found that the surrounding air suddenly became quiet.

A light and fluttering discussion floated into his ears.

"This little 0 has a very hot temper—"

Confucius burst.

one year later.

Tang Zhenzhen, who graduated from graduate school, wrote in the thank-you note of the thesis-"I also thank my cousin Kong Yu and my cousin's lover Lin Difeng for scaring me. I have been single so far and have devoted myself to academic research wholeheartedly."

Extra 2

Winter is the season Confucius hates the most, he is afraid of the cold.

This autumn, because of a leg injury, Kong Yu was bedridden, and finally put on autumn fat. However, after the frost came, winter came in waves, and waves of cold air swept across the south. Even with floor heating and hot water bottles, Kong Yu felt that life was not easy. up.

"I feel short of furry things—"

Kong Yu was sitting cross-legged on the bed playing games under a blanket. Lao Lin opened the door and walked in, looking a bit hesitant.

"Daughter-in-law, I want to tell you something—"

"You said."

Kong Yu moved his body, patted the position beside him, and motioned for Lao Lin to sit next to him. Lao Lin was a hot body, rubbing against him to keep him warm.

"Where do you think our honeymoon is more suitable? And the wedding? Is it the same place, or choose a route?"

"Wedding? Honeymoon?" Kong Yu was stunned, "Now?"

Lao Lin hugged him with one arm, and took out his mobile phone with the other: "Daughter-in-law, this is a big deal, we can't delay it."

Kong Yu glanced at the photo on Lao Lin's phone.

He didn't see the beautiful domed glass room, nor did he see the gorgeous light belt above his head. His eyes fell on the surrounding white snow, and his body shivered involuntarily.

"Going here for your honeymoon?"

"That's right, Iceland, Finland, Norway... the Nordic area is fine. We both have French Schengen visas, so it's easy to walk."

"Do not."

Almost without hesitation, Kong Yu rejected Lao Lin's proposal.

"I can't walk with my old cold legs." Kong Yu sniffed, "Wait for spring."

Kong Yu's leg injury healed slowly, partly because he stayed at home and would rather squat at home than go to rehabilitation, and partly because he lacked exercise and his physique was not very good, and it took time to raise it.Both honeymoon and marriage are exhausting, and Kong Yu's current health condition is indeed not suitable.

"Then wait for spring."

In order to comfort the disappointed Lao Lin, Kong Yu turned off the computer and had sex with Lao Lin.Winter also has the benefits of winter, especially if you have a boyfriend, you can put it in his arms when your hands are cold and your feet are cold.

When the body temperature of the two had equalized, Lao Lin hugged Kong Yu and said, "Let me buy you a mink."

A month ago, Lao Lin planned to buy a mink for Kong Yu. At that time, the two parties met their parents. Lao Lin wanted to let his parents give Kong Yu a mink. The stone of the house was given to Kong Yu as a meeting gift.

Now that stone is placed under the bed by Kong Yu. The last time he put it at the door, the aunt who cleaned the house mistakenly thought it was garbage and took it home and pressed it on the cabbage jar at home.

"mink?"

Kong Yu was scrolling through Moments, and Yin Mo had just posted a photo of Yu Bao. The fluffy little rabbit was lying on Yin Mo's chest, with a milk-brown coat, and it looked very warm.

Mink...

Kong Yu was suddenly excited.

Isn't this the kind of cute thing that can be wrapped around the neck as a scarf, and can be eye-catching when placed on the top of the head!

Kong Yu responded again and again: "Okay, okay, I like mink!"

Lao Lin originally planned to ask a friend to help him find one, but he didn’t expect that there was something urgent in his hometown the next morning, so he hurried back to his hometown. Kong Yu personally drove him to the airport. When he came back, his head was full of big hairy tails.

Kong Yu couldn't wait to announce the news among fox friends and dog friends.

"My man wants to give me a mink from Changbai Mountain! Have you seen Tianlong Babu? That lightning mink from Zhong Ling! I'll have it soon! Mink! Friends! I have a mink!"

Among the fox friends and dog friends, there are quite a few pets, but most of them are cats and dogs.After Yu Bao from Yin Mo's family became popular in the circle of friends, there was a burst of rabbit fever among fox friends and dog friends.