chaste dog

There are also those who want to raise raccoons, minks, and devil squirrels, but they all give up because it is not as convenient as cats and dogs.

I just got the certificate with Tiancai's boyfriend, and now I have Diao again, the eyes of my friends are all red with jealousy.

A friend asked: "Can you give it to a purchasing agent? I want to raise it too."

Another friend couldn't help but hit him: "The mink is not a dog, it is obedient and smart. This kind of exotic pet is very thoughtful. You can't even raise a rabbit well, so you want to raise a mink?"

The rest of the fox friends agreed very much: "In the future, let Kong Gou take it out for a walk more, and don't think too much about other things."

Someone sighed: "At a time like this, how important it is to have a reliable boyfriend..."

Yin Mo jumped out suddenly: "Hey, are you talking about Zhou Yuyi?"

Yin Mo was beaten up by jealous friends who used Yu Bao's emoji on WeChat.

"Let you show! Let you show!"

"Nephew Rabbit, go! Bite your father!"

Yin Mo was stunned by Yu Bao's emoji: "Where did all this come from?"

"It's from netizen P! Your son is already an internet celebrity."

Yu Bao is not only popular in the circle of friends, but also has his photos on portal websites and social forums.The little guy has been raised to be round and has smooth fur. It can be seen that the owner has put a lot of thought into it.Zhou Yuyi raised Yu Bao as a daughter, and he never relented when he bought rabbit food, rabbit grass, toys, clothes, and small house. He spent time and energy taking care of it every day, and even specially laid out a fake lawn in the house for Yu Bao to play at home.

Yin Mo said: "So that's how it is, um, Yu Bao really gives me a face."

Kong Yu acted like a parent discussing a child: "Your son is good in everything, but his name is not good..."

Yin Mo was displeased: "What's wrong?"

Kong Yu said: "At least you have to marry someone who is literary and artistic."

Yin Mo said: "I also want to see what noble name you choose for your Diao son."

Kong Yu said: "I have thought about it a long time ago, and I will call it Planck."

The fox friends said: "Do you still know Planck?"

Kong Yu said: "Why don't you know, Planck was a handsome guy when he was young——"

"..."

Kong Yu longed for his Diao son just like Zhou Yuyi longed for his daughter. After chatting in the morning, Kong Yu came to find Yin Mo in the afternoon and asked Yin Mo to take him to the flower and bird market and prepare basic supplies for his son.

At that time, Yin Mo was walking rabbits in the community, but Yu Bao didn't want to leave, so he lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

Kong Yu squatted down, finally met Yu Bao with his belly exposed, of course he had to masturbate.

As soon as I put my hand on it, I felt something was wrong.

"Ah Mo, is Yu Bao a male rabbit or a female rabbit?"

Yin Mo also squatted down: "Yu Bao is a male rabbit. He is fortunate to be able to reach Pikachu the duck every day at home, and has even been on the table leg. Could it be a female?"

Kong Yu thought he touched it wrong, so he touched it again, but was kicked away by Yu Bao.

"How do I feel—I seem to have touched Yu Bao's nipple?"

"Do male rabbits still have teats?"

Yin Mo hugged Yu Bao into his arms, touched his stomach, and immediately became dumbfounded: "Wucao, Yu Bao not only has nipples, but the nipples are also very big!"

"Quickly, quickly, let me touch his nipple again, are you sure it's a nipple?"

Yin Mo knocked off Kong Yu's extended hand: "Don't touch it, it's the nipples, two, and the hair on its stomach seems to have lost a lot."

Yin Mo worriedly took out his mobile phone and contacted the doctor: "It's over, it's over, my son should be helping him."

"..."

The doctor Yin Mo contacted was one of the few local doctors who could diagnose and treat non-cat and dog pets, so Kong Yu went along with him, planning to learn some novice knowledge about raising mink from the doctor later.

What surprised them both was that Yu Bao, as a male rabbit, suffered from pseudopregnancy.

"Just... let's get sterilized earlier, the nipples swell, and the hair on the stomach is pulled out, it's a standard false pregnancy."

The doctor can't think of other suggestions. False pregnancy is common in female rabbits, but this is the first time I have seen male rabbits.

Yin Mo looked at Yu Bao's cute face with heartache: "Son, why are you so useless, day after day, and you got yourself pregnant, what about your dignity as a male rabbit?"

Kong Yu said: "It's all the fault of the name. How can such a motherly name as Yu Bao be suitable for a male rabbit?"

Yin Mo decided to change his name to Yu Dazhuang after Yu Bao.

Kong Yu decided that when Planck came back, he must not take him to play with Yin Mo's rabbit.

In the high anticipation of Kong Yu, three days later, Lao Lin finally came back.

The family has already set up food bowls, toilets, and small nests for pet minks. Kong Yu also ordered a small cake for pet minks online, waiting for new members of the family to join.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm back—"

As soon as the door was pushed open, Kong Yu went up to meet him. When Lao Lin left, he brought a briefcase with him. When he came back, he had an extra suitcase besides the briefcase.

Mink in the suitcase?

Kong Yu couldn't believe it, and glanced behind Lao Lin, only to find that Lao Lin was indeed only carrying this suitcase.

"Where's my mink???"

"Oh, here it is."

Seeing Kong Yu anxiously, Lao Lin put the suitcase down and opened the combination button. Under Kong Yu's expectant and suspicious eyes, the suitcase opened. However, what leaped into Kong Yu's eyes was not the fluffy creature with a big tail, but A mink coat.

Kong Yu was dumbfounded.

"Aren't you going to buy me a mink???"

"Isn't that a mink?"

Lao Lin took out his coat happily: "Try it quickly and see if it fits you well."

"..."

Confucius was hit hard.

Planck, who had been swiping the screen in Moments for three days, finally stopped, but after the beginning of spring, he was swiped again by Kong Yu.

Planck's cute photo reads: "He will be late, but he will come."