chaste dog

Bowl, you haven't seen the bowl I had for lunch. "

Kong Yu sucked on the noodles, thinking that he was dark and fat now, and couldn't help feeling sad: "That bowl is bigger than my face, every time Lao Lin would fill it up for me, and tell me, eat more, It’s not enough to refill!”

"..."

"Old Lin brought me vegetables and said to eat a piece of pig's trotter, but did you know that a piece of pig's trotter he said was a whole one!"

"..."

Kong Yu finished sucking the noodles in two or three gulps, and cried while sucking: "I can't live anymore, I can't live with him anymore."

Three minutes later, when he heard Lao Lin's car horn, Kong Yu finished drinking the noodle soup with his head up, threw the bowl away, and happily went to find Lao Lin with his cane.

Is this how they fall in love? ?

After Yin Mo went back, he told Zhou Yuyi what had happened in the past two days.The relationship between Lao Lin and Kong Yu is unimaginable. They date, go shopping and give gifts to express their love. Compared with couples, they are more like teammates in the village brigade arm in arm going up the mountain to collect firewood and down to the field to hoe the field.

Zhou Yuyi embraced him: "Old Lin has his romance, at the end of the day, we should think more about our little daughter and less worry about others."

Yin Mo asked him: "Do you know something?"

Zhou Yuyi pretended to be confused, but he didn't stop unbuttoning his hands: "What did you say?"

"I said—um—"

The moon is thin, and the weather is fine tonight.

Kong Yu turned over on the bed, turned over again, the bed was not obstructed at all, his hand rested on the side of the bed, and there was a bang, but it still didn't wake him up.

The sound startled a black figure squatting beside the bed.

The black shadow moved over carefully, lifted Kong Yu's arm to the bed, and then carefully covered him with a blanket.

Kong Yu muttered, wrapped in a blanket and turned back to the center of the bed.

Soi Ying felt relieved now, and turned to face the bedside table again, and opened the drawer.

He didn't dare to turn on the light, and he didn't dare to move too much. He could only grope carefully in the cabinet. He found something, took it out, turned on the light of his mobile phone and hid under the bed to have a look.

It's a pity that after digging out the entire drawer, I couldn't find what I wanted.

He was wondering, where did Kong Yu leave his ID card?

Before going to bed, Lao Lin pretended not to care, and asked casually, "Daughter-in-law, we have to bring our ID cards to go to the movies tomorrow."

"Why do you need an ID card?"

"Because it's a small film festival held in a school, I specially asked someone to get two tickets, one ticket for each person, to prevent scalpers."

Kong Yu touched his pocket: "I haven't seen my ID card for several days, did I lose it?"

He emptied his pockets, there was nothing there, and went to look through his bag, but there was nothing there, and finally he sat back at the dining table in peace and continued to pick up the rice: "Don't look for it, I'm so handsome, just brush your face and pass."

Kong Yu is extremely confident.

Lao Lin was a little embarrassed. He believed that Kong Yu had the ability to clean his face, but he didn't believe that Kong Yu could make his face stamped by the staff.

But he couldn't say it clearly, so he cleaned the house under the pretext of cleaning.The only thing missing was that the bedroom was occupied by Kong Yu, so he looked for his ID card while Kong Yu was asleep, but couldn't find it after searching, so he stood up in frustration, and went outside to call Zhou Yuyi.

This was the fifth phone call he made to Zhou Yuyi tonight, and it was no surprise that Zhou Yuyi turned off his phone.

Lao Lin touched his chest for the account book that Kongmu had stuffed into him, and lay down on the bed in despair.

He couldn't close his eyes in the middle of the night. Kong Yu called him when he got up in the morning. Voice in Chinese: "The ID card is here!"

Lao Lin was awakened.

He quickly threw off the blanket and got out of bed, rushed into the bathroom, and hurriedly asked Kong Yu, "Where is it? Where is the ID card?"

Kong Yu was admiring his ID photo with his ID card, and was petrified by Lao Lin's shining eyes.

"Don't you just watch Transformers, is it necessary to be so nervous?"

Old Lin was too nervous.

He is honest and never tells a lie, but this time he had to bite the bullet and say: "Daughter-in-law, your family is a car agent. It's rare to have a car-related movie. It's a childhood memory. You just haven't watched it yet." But, never miss it."

Kong Yu shook his finger: "No, no, my childhood memory is the gourd baby."

The two acted as gourd babies once in the bathroom.

After washing up and having breakfast, it was almost 8:[-]. The school was not far from here, and it was only nine o'clock when I got there, but Kong Yu still had to go to the supermarket, bought a lot of potato chips and snacks, and took them to the school theater.

When he walked downstairs to the theater, Kong Yu realized something was wrong.

"Why are there no students here?"

Kong Yu deliberately threw away his crutches and used hairspray this morning, just because he didn’t want to lose to the fresh meat in the school. Unfortunately, from the campus supermarket to the theater in the art building, there are fewer and fewer people. It doesn’t look like there is a film festival at all. .

There was not even a human hair in sight under the theater.

"Could you have found the wrong place?"

"It's definitely true."

Lao Lin turned on the phone and looked at it pretendingly: "This is the position, Lao Zhou said."

"What are we looking at?"

"Transformers?"

"Say it again."

"Transformers."

Kong Yu squeezed Lao Lin's chin and looked at the LED screen on the first floor of the art building: "It's obviously "Titanic" here."

"..."

The teacher of the theater had been waiting for them for a long time. Hearing a voice, he poked his head out from the second floor: "Is this Mr. Lin Difenglin?"

Lao Lin hummed, his mind was a little messed up, and he didn't have any extra energy to deal with the teacher upstairs. "

The teacher upstairs urged him: "Is it Mr. Lin?"

It was Kong Yu who answered him: "That's right, teacher, wait a minute, my boyfriend has lost his mind—"

"Hey, here to give you a thrill."

As soon as the teacher finished speaking, a pair of red slogans rolled down from the window sill on the second floor, and the three large characters of Lin Difeng blinded Kong Yu's eyes.

Looking up again, there are a few small characters on it - "Kong Yu, let's get married."

The teacher said: "It's at school after all, I made the font a little smaller, can you see it clearly?"

Kong Yu's brain also froze: "I—can—"

Lao Lin was stunned: "Didn't the slogan say that it should be hung on the screen?"

The teacher said: "The projection hall is pitch black, how can you see it clearly, you think there is a conference."

"..."

The teacher said again: "Come up quickly, the movie is about to start."

"Daughter-in-law, you—"

Kong Yu stayed there for almost a minute, and Lao Lin called him and said, "Let's go up."

As if waking up from a dream, Confucius said firmly, "I won't go."

Lao Lin was a little disappointed.

Unexpectedly, Kong Yu held his hand: "Have you brought your ID card?"

Lao Lin said, "I brought it."

Kong Yu said, "Have you brought your account book?"

Lao Lin said, "I brought them too."

"What movie are you watching?" Kong Yu pulled Lao Lin out, and his legs were no longer limping. "The weather is so good, it's suitable for one thing——"

"what?"

"Get married!"

Episode 1: The Secret Life of a Love Mentor

"All right this time."

Before Lao Lin went out, Kong Yu adjusted his collar again. This time, Kong Yu was very careful. He swore to God that he had never taken care of himself so seriously in the past 20 years.

"Isn't it a little too serious?"

Lao Lin looked over the top of Kong Yu's head to the full-length mirror, and the more he looked, the more he felt that he was a stranger in the mirror.

"What are you serious about? Do you know what novels girls love to read?"

"Two handsome guys kissing?"

Kong Yu slapped his chest muscles: "It's the domineering CEO who fell in love with me!"

"There are so many domineering presidents." Lao Lin muttered, straightening his collar again, "Don't mislead Xiao Tang."

"Again Xiaotang???"

Lao Lin frowned: "By the way, what's her name?"

"It's called Zhenzhen."

Kong Yu was about to faint.

It has been almost a week since he introduced this distant cousin to Lao Lin. The two exchanged photos and added WeChat. I heard that they chatted several times. Finally, he helped Lao Lin ask his cousin out. Before leaving the house, Lao Lin was still calling. Xiao Tang.

Kong Yu felt that it was necessary for him to check Lao Lin's WeChat.

"Bring your phone."

Lao Lin took out his mobile phone, unlocked it and handed it to Kong Yu.

Opening WeChat, next to my cousin's youthful and beautiful profile picture, there are two square characters—Xiao Tang.

Looking down, Lao Lin's black-faced brother No. [-], black-faced brother No. [-], and black-faced brother No. [-] are respectively marked Xiao Zhang, Xiao Wang, and Xiao Cai...

Kong Yu squatted down at the door dejectedly, plucking his hair carelessly: "It's over, it's over, my fame in this life is really going to be ruined by you."

"Don't think too much, I have my own ideas."

Lao Lin took the phone back from Kong Yu's hand: "I'm over 30, and Xiao Tang is only 23, more than ten years behind, and I don't know each other well. I always call people by nicknames when I go up, and I always feel a little wretched." .”

Kong Yu didn't want to talk to him anymore: "You won't be obscene if you call him Xiao Tang? The obscene devil is calling people's hearts and minds everywhere. Does anyone say he is obscene? Isn't it all about appearance?"

Lao Lin said: "My brother and sister are good-looking and can talk, and the little girl likes him. You also know that I am a rough man with a fierce face. I am worried that I will scare them, so it is better to keep a little distance. And some men only pick on girls of Xiao Tang's age, so I keep a little distance from her, and it can have a positive effect, remind Xiao Tang, pay attention to those sweet-talking men..."

"..."

Lao Lin must have watched a lot of social news recently, and started chattering on his aunt again