chaste dog

Died of talking too much. "

"..."

The little nurse said: "Sir, you have never stopped talking since you were sent to the ambulance. Your leg is broken. Can you be quiet and save your energy?"

Kong Yu said, "I'll ask one last question."

The little nurse said, "Say it."

Kong Yu said, "Can you please stop telling that venomous doctor in the emergency room that I have come to your hospital?"

A familiar voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Kong Yu looked back, and the doctor stood behind him with a smile: "I've been waiting for you for a long time."

"..."

Since the establishment of this hospital, among the patients received by the Department of Orthopedics, some fell from the stairs, were hit, had mechanical injuries, and some were even beaten. The person who jumped off the building was smashed.

The person who jumped from the building was unscathed, and the person who was smashed suffered a fractured fibula.

Lao Lin felt distressed and guilty. He stroked Kong Yu's leg that had been casted and said, "Why didn't you let it go?"

Kong Yu said: "I dodged left and right, but I was hit by you. Are you a missile?"

Lao Lin was very annoyed: "At that time, I was only thinking about jumping down to chase you, but I didn't care about anything else, so I grabbed a towel and wrapped it around my waist and jumped down—I shouldn't be so impulsive, hey."

Kong Yu struggled to find the phone from under the pillow, and checked the time: "Okay, the bloody disaster has happened, and the age of 27 has passed."

Lao Lin suddenly remembered one thing: "Is it the lunar calendar or the solar calendar that Auntie showed the master?"

"..."

"Don't get entangled, both of you, Brother Lin, if you care about it, you will be in chaos."

Yin Mo pushed away from the ward, and Zhou Yuyi followed behind him, holding a birthday cake and flowers in his hands.

After learning that Kong Yu's leg was broken, people came to see him in an endless stream. Yin Mo specially picked a time when there were few people to come over, and celebrated Kong Yu's birthday by the way.

Lao Lin got up, gave the stool to Yin Mo, and moved the stool to Zhou Yuyi, Zhou Yuyi asked, "Are you okay?"

Lao Lin said, "I'm fine."

Zhou Yuyi patted him on the shoulder: "Next time, choose a suitable movie."

Kong Yu was startled: "How do you all know?"

Yin Mo said: "You post youjumpjump and the plaster leg yourself on Moments, lest people not know that you have a boyfriend who followed you to jump off the building?"

Yin Mo understands Confucian dialect very well. He usually teaches others to be rational and reserved when they fall in love.

Kong Yu muttered: "Old Lin danced with me originally, although there was an accident—hey, this bloody disaster is bad enough, my birthday in the lunar calendar has not yet passed, so why don't I do it again."

Yin Mo patted him on the shoulder: "Have you ever heard of the Pygmalion effect?"

Kong Yu: "What the hell?"

Yin Mo said: "The Pygmalion effect says that people will subconsciously accept other people's hints or influences. You always think about bloody disasters and how the master will be effective. It was originally an accidental event that you made to die, but it was done by yourself. Something big happened—Konggou, do less, and you will find that the whole world treats you tenderly."

Kong Yu said: "Let's forget it, the whole world treats me tenderly, my God, I'm not prepared to become so popular all of a sudden. But you're right, I still don't believe the Thai master, my In my heart, there will always be only the starry sky and the moral law."

"..."

Kong Yu said to Lao Lin again: "You can add another me in your heart."

Kong Yu did not say this for no reason.He occasionally sends photos of Lao Lin or dinner on a date, originally just to enjoy the feeling of flattery, but he accidentally becomes addicted, but finds that there are more and more people coveting Lao Lin in his circle of friends.

It was especially obvious during the two days when he was hospitalized. Those people came to see him under the pretext of seeing him, but in fact they all wanted to see Lao Lin.

Kong Yu's parents were too old to take care of him. Lao Lin felt that it was inconvenient for his aunt to take care of him. Most of the time, he stayed in the hospital with Kong Yu.A friend came, gossip, and there was another group of friends, Kong Yu almost wondered if all the single gays in this city were coming.

"Have you felt a lot of fiery gazes lately?"

In the morning, Lao Lin went to deal with some work matters, and when he came back, he was dressed in overalls again, and the eyes of the friends in the ward almost straightened.

Lao Lin looked down at himself and suddenly realized: "I forgot to change my clothes."

He lowered his head to open the cabinet, and said to Kong Yu, "I'll change it right now, your friends are all here, it's too inappropriate for me to wear this..."

It's really too inappropriate.

In the past, Kong Yu wanted to give Lao Lin some gold clothes, but now seeing those fiery eyes, he felt so jealous: "In the future, you should continue to wear your Prada brand, and dress a bit more earthy, at least there are not so many goblins thinking about it—— "

Friends of foxes and dogs all looked over.

Kong Yu held Lao Lin's arm, and hung on Lao Lin's body: "Whatever you look at, it's you."

Hupenggouyou said sourly: "Okay, I get it, you are Brother Lin's favorite dog."

Although they are all dogs, Kong Yu is very satisfied with the word dog in his heart.

He stayed in the hospital for almost a month, and he couldn't stand it any longer, so he asked Lao Lin to take him back to the farmhouse, where he carried out his duties as a prospective proprietress every day with a cane.One day when he was inspecting the melon fields, he suddenly remembered something, so he called Yin Mo and asked, "Is there any law that can explain the crow's mouth?"

"What happened to you?"

Kong Yu raised the crutch in his hand: "Do you remember that Lao Lin gave me a crutch a few days ago? Why do I feel that he is a crow's mouth?"

"What did Lao Lin say?"

"I went for a walk with him the day before yesterday. I was too lazy to walk, so he pushed me in a wheelchair. Halfway, I don't know which muscle he had, and suddenly told me that when I was 80 years old, he would still push me. I went out for a walk—you said he has a crow's mouth, doesn't that mean that I will sit in a wheelchair for the rest of my life?"

"..."

Yin Mo said, "Are you really not understanding or are you pretending not to understand?"

Kong Yu said: "I understand, but it doesn't mean I'm not angry! Is there anyone who talks like that! Don't you know what romance is? Ah? I'm limping and walking with him every day, isn't it just that I hope to be 80 years old? Are we still strong old men?"

Yin Mo clicked his tongue on the other end of the phone.

"It's terrible, Konggou, I haven't entered middle age yet, and I'm starting to look forward to old age..."

Confucius said: "Is there a crow's mouth law?"

Yin Mo said: "There is really something similar, Murphy's Law, in psychology."

Kong Yu said: "Is it useful? Why do I feel that the Pygmalion effect is not very useful? I have hinted that Lao Lin will propose to me for so long, why doesn't he understand?"

Yin Mo said, "Can't you take the initiative and propose to Lao Lin?"

Kong Yu asked him, "I'm already lame on one leg, why do you let me kneel on one knee with the other leg?"

Speaking of this, he became more and more angry when he thought about it, and he threw the crutch into the field with a bang: "Fuck, I can't have this thing. Holding this thing always makes me feel like a real cripple."

He decided to walk back with a limp, and hopped on one leg for about ten meters. He felt that the road was uneven, and he felt flustered after jumping, so he hopped back and picked up the crutch from the melon field.

When picking up the crutches, I saw a big tomato in the field, full and bright, and took a picture with my mobile phone and sent it to Moments: "I will eat you with Lao Lin tomorrow~"

Yin Mo planned to visit Kong Yu tomorrow.

He and Zhou Yuyi went to another place and stayed for more than half a month. The two hadn't seen each other for a long time.Kong Yu has been limping these days, and he is very self-aware. He didn’t use selfies to refresh his Moments. Yin Mo thought to himself, since he is limping, and jumping back and forth in the fields every day, Kong Yu should lose weight.

Unexpectedly, when I arrived at the farmhouse, I didn't see Kong Yu. I asked the workers of the farmhouse and said that Kong Yu had gone to the field.

"What was he doing in the fields?"

The worker said: "I went to pick the vegetables. Brother Yu is now taking care of his health and needs to eat fresh vegetables every day."

"..."

He doesn't have to look forward to living in old age at all—that's what Yin Mo thought in his heart when he saw Kong Yu in the field.

Of course, he still has the temper of a young man. Before he got close, Yin Mo heard Kong Yu losing his temper. He thought it was Lao Lin, but when he got closer, Kong Yu was facing the air.

In his hand was a tomato that was riddled with holes from the bird pecks.

Kong language has been fully integrated into the pastoral life of the elderly.

"How are you?"

Kong Yu dug a lettuce by the roadside, picked up a handful of shallots, went to pick up two eggs, and went back with Yin Mo on crutches.

"That's it."

He handed over the eggs and side dishes to the workers in the farmhouse, and asked the workers to move two small benches, and the two sat down in the shade by the door.

"You really don't eat?"

"I've had breakfast."

Yin Mo stared at Kong Yu, and Kong Yu touched his face: "What's wrong? I was bitten by a mosquito?"

"Are you gaining weight and getting tanned?"

"Isn't it??"

Kong Yu took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera: "Are you fat?"

Yin Mo said: "The face is getting bigger, more and more like a dirt dog..."

Kong Yu picked up a small bench from under his buttocks and made a gesture to hit him, but Yin Mo quickly took the bench and put it back for him.

"But you're in good spirits, and you look much healthier—Old Lin has taken care of you well."

"do not talk."

When the worker brought the noodles, Kong Yu took the bowl and took a sip of the noodles. Yin Mo was stunned by the huge bowl in his hand.

"Such a big bowl of noodles?"

"This is still a small place in Lao Lin's house.