chaste dog

The doctor is an old acquaintance of Yin Mo, and he has also met Kong Yu. Kong Yu failed to recognize him last time, and poured bitter water when he was bandaging, turned around and finished bandaging, and was soothed by the doctor with a mouthful of toffee, and kindly Call him the Goose Fighting Hero.

Unfortunately, Kong Yu met this doctor again this time.

"what happened again?"

"Winter melon smashed my foot."

The doctor looked up at him, with a gossip expression on his face: "At five o'clock in the middle of the night, you got hit by a wax gourd?"

Kong Yu complained: "It's not all about me. I always say that holding a winter melon can cool down, so I sleep with a winter melon—"

The doctor asked: "I don't understand, you and the winter melon are lying on the bed, how did the winter melon hit your foot."

Kong Yu was annoyed: "Why do you ask so many questions?"

The doctor said, "I'm curious."

Kong Yu said: "I'm curious, go back and try it! Ask me, isn't this adding salt to my wound?"

The doctor thought about it carefully, and suddenly asked: "You should wash this wax gourd before you put it on the bed."

"Of course I washed it, otherwise I would have rubbed my winter melon hair." Kong Yu tugged on his pants, "I'm wearing underpants."

The doctor looked at his wrinkled underpants.

"Could it be that you were riding on a wax gourd and rubbed against it to put out the fire, but you couldn't sit still, fell off and smashed your feet?"

Kong Yu's expression instantly became a little nicer.

Although the doctor didn't guess right, the general direction was right.

The doctor understood: "You are still too shy, what's the use of rubbing and rubbing, just change to a cucumber next time."

Kong Yu was almost dizzy from the venomous doctor's anger. He didn't even respond to the doctor's request for dinner, so he jumped out of the door with his legs crossed.

When he walked to the door and opened it, Lao Lin was waiting for him pushing a wheelchair.

Kong Yu was instantly angry: "I'm not lame yet!"

The doctor said behind him: "But you can't go, you'd better sit in peace for a few days."

Kong Yu was very annoyed, but there was no better way to do it, so he got into a wheelchair awkwardly.Lao Lin coaxed: "You have a minor injury, you'll be fine after a few days of treatment, it's fine."

Kong Yu said: "Although it's a minor injury, it's too much for me. It's only been a few months, and the threshold of the hospital is about to be broken by me. Can it be cured?"

Lao Lin knew that he was angry, so he comforted him patiently: "It's all my fault, I didn't take good care of you."

Kong Yu said: "It has nothing to do with you, just—hey——"

He thought of Lu Lu's phrase "Blood and Light Disaster" again, and when he saw all kinds of patients outside the hospital with broken heads, limped feet, and patients lying on mobile beds preparing for surgery, he suddenly felt a little apprehensive.

"Did I misunderstand the meaning of the Thai master, maybe the bloody disaster is the real bloody disaster?"

Lao Lin's heart also began to tremble.

He sent Kong Yu home, and then called Zhou Yuyi to invite Lu Lu over. When Lu Lu heard that Kong Yu was injured, he hurried over on high heels. He opened the door and saw Kong Yu lying on the lazy bed. Eating melon seeds on the sofa, he patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "Yuyu, you scared Auntie to death."

"Auntie, you are here."

Kong Yu put the melon seeds plate aside, and couldn't hide his frustration while eating the melon seeds: "From the beginning to the end, I almost have no good meat."

Yin Mo and Lu Li changed their slippers and walked in. Yin Mo looked at Kong Yu's protruding feet and wanted to laugh, but felt that it was too unkind to make a joke of Kong Yu at this time, so he asked, "Kong Gou, don't be too kind to me. Superstitious, you are chasing geese every day, or teasing the old man, even forcing Liangjia winter melon to sleep, can't you be more peaceful?"

Lu Li patted Yin Mo: "Why are you talking? This is not superstition. The matter between you and Yu Yi has been figured out by the master."

The corner of Yin Mo's mouth twitched, but he didn't speak.

Kong Yu was dejected: "I have figured it out, I would rather believe it than believe it. Auntie, is there any way for the master to crack it?"

Lu Wei thought for a while: "The master said that you are a marriage robbery, why don't you break up with Xiao Lin for a few days and try?"

"...Is there no other way?"

Lao Lin happened to be away from the living room, so Kong Yu didn't need to avoid suspicion. He said to Lu Yu, "I will not break up with Lao Lin, even if there is a bloody disaster. I have met such a good man in my life and made him sad. , that is my dereliction of duty."

Lu Li said: "Then I can't help it. I gave your birth date to the master. The master said that your 27 peach blossoms are stained with blood, and there must be a bloody disaster. After the 27th, everything will be smooth sailing. If you don't go out, you will also be happy." Don't let anyone in casually—hey, Yuyu, isn't it your birthday?"

Kong Yu said, "That's right, the first Saturday of next month is my birthday."

Lu Li clapped his hands: "Master, he was talking about your 27-year-old fortune. When you are 28, won't it be resolved?"

Kong Yu took out his mobile phone and counted, counting today's 27 days, this unlucky [-]-year-old has passed.

Yin Mo made an idea at the side: "Dog, otherwise, you'd better go back to Lao Lin's place and find a small room to live in for twelve days, and you can bear with it for these twelve days, don't cause any more trouble, wait After these twelve days, everything will be fine."

Kong Yu was a little reluctant: "If I don't cause trouble, the goose won't fly up to the second floor to find me? It's easy to say."

"...Why are you so obsessed with geese?"

Confucius said, "Anyway, I won't go."

"I have to go this time!"

Suddenly, Lao Lin's voice came from the living room.Old Lin was uncharacteristically, and his tone was irresistible: "Daughter-in-law, just go and live there for twelve days, and I will accompany you."

Kong Yu couldn't hold on this time.

Facing Lao Lin who was getting serious, Kong Yu was still a little timid, so Lao Lin coaxed Kong Yu to go to the farmhouse with threats, and began a [-]-day second imprisonment.

Speaking of the imprisonment this time was worse than the last time, Lao Lin listed a whole page of hidden dangers and risk points, and finally searched all the electrical appliances in the whole room, leaving only the cooling fan and a big bed.

Facing the empty room, Lao Lin clapped his hands, seemingly satisfied.

"I still don't believe that a meteorite can be dropped to smash this place."

"..."

Kong Yu sat cross-legged on the bed, and as his phone was searched, his soul was also emptied.

"Have you ever thought about what we are doing these twelve days?"

Lao Lin sat down beside him: "Let's talk, daughter-in-law. Isn't it written in the theory of relativity that life always goes by so fast when you're with the person you like. Think about it, will you be happier?"

"...Auntie has a Ph.D. in astrophysics, why do you still teach you this kind of chicken soup for the soul?"

"Is there something wrong?" Lao Lin leaned over, lowered his head and kissed his forehead, "What makes you happy is the truth."

Kong Yu honestly admitted that he was a little happier - after all, not everyone has the patience to play all those board games and chess with him in his childhood.In the end, he was the one who was impatient. He threw these things away and picked them up again, wanting to play some grown-up games with Lao Lin.

Lao Lin was a little puzzled: "What are you playing? Fun games? You can't do it. It will be a disaster if you really play a bloody disaster."

Kong Yu has already set up a table of flying chess: "What bloody disaster, come, come, let's play undressed flying chess."

For Confucius, there is no board game that cannot be undressed.

Those simple childhood memories were fulfilled by Kong Yu every day, and he enjoyed it until the last day of the twelve days, when Kong Yu couldn't hold back the urge to be liberated, and threw Lao Lin onto the bed.

Lao Lin has also been led by Kong Yu to open the door to the new world these days. If he hadn't thought about the bloody disaster in his heart, he would have broken his vows with Kong Yu long ago.Of course, there is no limit in action, and there is still no restraint in language. The two hugged and gnawed for a while, then flirted with each other for a while, and took off their clothes after rubbing. Yizhu Qingtian's genitals held back.

"It's only half a day, bear with it for a while."

Kong Yu thought that Lao Lin was still flirting with him, so he turned sideways and made a pose that he thought was extremely seductive: "Come on, come on~"

Lao Lin sat up, passed the cigarette case on the bedside table, took out one and put it in his mouth.

"Be patient, I'll go to the bathroom, you can solve it here, good boy."

After more than ten days of unsatisfied desires, Kong Yu became angry.

He jumped up from the bed and said angrily: "Can you bear it?? It's been almost twelve days, and nothing happened. I shouldn't have been so stupid back then, listening to the obscene demon's nonsense, and pitting myself—"

Lao Lin coaxed: "Isn't it a good thing that nothing happened? Daughter-in-law, it's only been a few hours, and it will pass after a sleep."

Kong Yu walked to the window sill and opened the window.

"Heh, the great Chairman Mao once said that feudal superstition is not a good thing. Today, I, a young man in the new era, will tell you with practical actions that I just don't believe in evil—"

Kong Yu propped himself on the balcony with one hand, staring up at Lao Lin, his whole body exuding the steadfastness of a materialist.

He seemed to be threatening, but it was a pity that Lao Lin didn't take it seriously at all because he talked too much.

"Daughter-in-law, youjump, ijump." Lao Lin pointed out the window with his thumb, and his erect penis was straighter than the cigarette dangling from his mouth.

Kong Yu was stimulated.

With a fever in his head, he leaned on the window sill and jumped out with the greatest courage in his life——

"I'm actually dancing—"

"young married woman!!!"

Lao Lin's expression changed. He wanted to catch Kong Yu but failed, so he threw himself out of the window and looked out. Kong Yu was standing downstairs in flowered underpants, with one hand on his hips and the other fingering him: "What are you so capable of?" Just jump—ah—”

His maniacal laughter was drowned in a tragic cry of pain.

When Kong Yu was carried out of the ambulance, he asked the little nurse a question.

"Do you believe in the disaster of blood and light?"

The little nurse said: "I only know that the villain