chaste dog

Moving up and down.

"This chicken just ran too much in the field, and the meat is tight."

With a ding, the chopsticks hit the edge of the bowl, and the chicken nuggets finally fell into the bowl.

"..."

Kong Yu and Lao Lin looked at each other.

Mother Kong said to Lao Lin again: "Xiao Lin, it should be okay to live with you for a while, right?"

Lao Lin had no idea what kind of medicine the mother-in-law was selling in the gourd, so he just nodded: "No problem, why don't you go play for a few days? I'll arrange a room for you."

Mother Kong said: "Oh, then there's no need, I'm sorry to bother you young couple, are you, old man?"

Mother Kong bumped Father Kong with her elbow, and Father Kong nodded.

Kong Yu immediately understood that Mother Kong was trying to drive ducks to the shelves, urging him to live with Lao Lin.In order to test whether his guess was correct, he specifically asked, "Mom, will you bring me food home tonight?"

Mother Kong brought food for Lao Lin again: "Bring something, bring whatever you want."

That's right.

After being aggrieved for several years, I finally took off the hat of a single dog and felt proud.

Kong Yu immediately felt refreshed all over, and even mentioned going back to the place where he was imprisoned for almost a month without any resistance.

In fact, apart from the big white goose and chicken pox, Kong Yu's memories of that place are not too bad. What's more, his identity is different now, and this time he will turn over and become the master in the true sense.

This time, Kong Yu brought two large boxes of cooked fruits and vegetables home. Mother Kong even dug out the bacon for Chinese New Year from the refrigerator, so Kong Yu went back to the farmhouse and fried some garlic sprouts in the field.

"To live is to understand each other."

Mother Kong held Xiao Er in one arm, and her son in the other: "You have been messing around for more than 20 years, it's time to restrain yourself. Don't be the same as before, go crazy as you want, and think about Xiao Lin's feelings. "

"Oh……"

"The two of you should share the housework, don't leave it to Xiao Lin alone."

"Um……"

"And the most important point." Mother Kong stopped and said to Kong Yu earnestly, "You have to think about your responsibilities as a man and earn more money..."

"It's okay, Lao Lin said that he earns—oh—"

Mother Kong slapped Kong Yu on the head: "Where's your face???"

Kong Yu cried: "Mom, you took pictures of my head!"

"Just to wake you up!"

"A man can have nothing, but he can't be without a sense of responsibility! Only when he has a family can he have responsibility! Why do you think I'm urging you to get married? I want to be the empress dowager and hold the emperor's grandson?"

"..."

In this way, Kong Yu was sent by Kong's mother to the special car to Marriage Avenue.

Lao Lin, the driver of the special car, asked Kong Yu: "Daughter-in-law, why is your right forehead also red?"

Kong Yu said dejectedly: "I was beaten by my mother."

Lao Lin asked, "Why did Auntie beat you?"

Kong Yu said: "She said that I have no sense of responsibility - I can't make money - ah, no -"

Kong Yu took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened Flush, clicked on it, and was immediately happy.

"The daily limit is up again. The stock recommended by Aunt Li last time is really good." Kong Yu's self-confidence returned, he put his phone back into his pocket, and flicked his bangs, "What do you mean you can't make money? It's money."

"..."

In the evening, Kong Yu followed Lao Lin back to the farmhouse.

It was hot summer, and the room without air-conditioning last time must not be able to live in, so the two of them went back to Lao Lin's room together - Lao Lin's room was on the second floor of another small villa, there was a small fish pond downstairs, the fish pond There are still a few small bowls of lotus floating in the garden. Today is the [-]th day. Lao Lin had prepared melons and fruits, and planned to enjoy the coolness outside the door with Kong Yu and watch the moon.

Lao Lin was still thinking about the Confucius saying "feed watermelon with your mouth" last time, and tried to feed it with your mouth once, but neither of them could hold back, and rolled on the bed hugging each other.

Before I rolled around on the bed twice, I suddenly heard a "beep", the external TV went out, the lights went out, and the air conditioner stopped.

The two hugged blindly, not knowing whether to continue or stop.

After a while, Kong Yu asked, "Did the switch trip?"

Lao Lin bent down and looked out through the gap in the curtain.

"It must have been a power outage."

"A power outage? In summer? A power outage?"

"It's too hot this year, so electricity needs to be off-peak."

Lao Lin let go, and Kong Yu got out from under him.Without the air conditioner, Lao Lin is like a living stove. Kong Yu was afraid of the heat, so he crawled to the bedside and sat cross-legged, and asked Lao Lin, "What should I do? It's so hot, what should I do without an air conditioner?"

Lao Lin found a fan from the bedside table and motioned Kong Yu to lie back: "You sleep, I will fan you."

Kong Yu shook his head again and again: "This is not good, it will take hours to fan, what if you get tenosynovitis?"

Lao Lin said, "How can tenosynovitis be so easy—be good, lie down."

"I refuse." Kong Yu said, "I want to blow the air conditioner instead of artificial wind - I said, does such a large farmhouse have a generator?"

Lao Lin said: "There used to be two of them, but they moved and couldn't find them."

Kong Yu was a little desperate: "Forget it, let's go back to the city."

After thinking about it for a while, Lao Lin got out of bed and began to put on his clothes: "The city is too far away, it takes an hour to drive back, and I have to take a shower when I go back. There's still air conditioning, I'll go out and think of a way, and I'll be right back."

Seeing Lao Lin start to move, Kong Yu turned over and got out of bed: "I want to go too."

Being bored in the room is too boring, Kong Yu plans to go out with Lao Lin to find a way to spend the night.The two put on their clothes and went downstairs. Lao Lin took out the flashlight and went out together.

It was pitch black outside, only a few scattered stars in the sky gave off dim light. Lao Lin led Kong Yu, walked around the small villa, and walked towards the farmhouse.

Their car was parked there.

Kong Yu was curious: "Are we going to sleep in the car?"

Lao Lin said, "No."

Confucius said: "Go outside and open a room?"

Lao Lin said, "No."

Kong Yu asked, "Go to your neighbor to borrow a generator?"

The two had already reached the edge of the field, and they walked out to the gate of the yard. Unexpectedly, Lao Lin jumped off the field, bent down, and fumbled for something in the field.

This field is covered with bamboo frames and lush melon vines, Kong Yu thought to himself, the melon field is a good place for field battles.

Of course he thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out of his mouth.He is not afraid of field battles, but he is afraid of mosquitoes. It is definitely a loss-making business to exchange a moment of relief for a day of itching.

Standing by the edge of the field, Kong Yu saw the beam of the flashlight dangling in the field, and asked casually, "Did you bury the generator here?"

"There is no generator here, but there is this good thing." Lao Lin stood up suddenly, and the flashlight was directed down, illuminating the things at his feet.

Kong Yu took a closer look, and there was a wax gourd one meter long at Lao Lin's feet.

Kong Yu felt that Lao Lin was fooling him.

"There is no refrigerator and no air conditioner. What's the use of cooking winter melon soup? It's better to calm down and cool down naturally." Kong Yu hooked his hands at Lao Lin, "Don't make things up, let's go out and sleep in the room."

"Winter melon soup? Daughter-in-law, I have to teach you a lesson."

Lao Lin threw the flashlight to Kong Yu, took out gloves from his pocket, bent down and picked off the big wax gourd, and dragged it out from the ground, "When I was young, I lived in the countryside with my nanny. There was no air-conditioning back then, and the summer heat was unbearable." Just dig a wax gourd from the ground, wash it, and put it in your arms to sleep—don’t tell me, it’s really useful, even more effective than an ice cube fan.”

"...Do you mean to let me experience your life when you were a child, remembering bitterness and thinking sweet?"

Lao Lin came over and put his arm on Kong Yu's shoulder: "I'm not willing to let you suffer, but the electricity is cut off around here, and the surrounding hotels must be full. It's better to make do with sleep. Maybe the call will come at night."

Kong Yu was a little hesitant: "Is it really okay?"

"Absolutely."

Lao Lin had guaranteed the ticket, Kong Yu could barely believe him once, washed the winter melon with Lao Lin, and carried it back to the room. The winter melon was big, and Kong Yu moved it to the middle of the bed, and lay on the side with Lao Lin holding the winter melon. down.

The washed winter melon was cool, and Kong Yu felt comfortable. He wished that his whole body could be attached to the winter melon, and the winter melon would roll again. Kong Yu’s body was a little tighter, and the winter melon would just roll. Yu hugged the winter melon and squeezed to the side of the bed, and simply got up from the bed.

"Daughter-in-law, this bed seems a bit small, I'd better sleep on the floor."

The only answer to him was Kong Yu's small grunt.

"..."

Lao Lin silently got up from the bed, put the pillow on the ground, and lay down on the spot.

Due to the heat in the first half of the night, Lao Lin suffered from insomnia, stayed up in a daze until the second half of the night, and finally fell asleep unbearably.Before going to bed, he deliberately moved Kong Yu and the winter melon to the middle of the bed, in case Kong Yu would fall to the ground holding the winter melon.

However, the development of the matter was not what he expected, but it did not happen overnight - at dawn, Kong Yu, who had not rolled over the sheets for two days because of a head injury, mistakenly took the big wax gourd for Lao Lin in his dream, and his buttocks were separated. The underpants rubbed against the winter melon for a long time, but he didn’t see any reaction from the winter melon. He decided to take a difficult position with the winter melon. posture.Unexpectedly, the winter melon was slippery, Kong Yu's foot was hooked on the winter melon, after all he couldn't use his strength in his dream, the part supported by the winter melon fell off and hit his toe.

"Ouch--"

Lao Lin was awakened. He hurriedly got up from the ground, but saw Kong Yu hugging his toes and howling: "It hurts me to death——"

Lao Lin hurriedly sent Kong Yu to the hospital.