chaste dog

It hurts you too. "

"..."

Originally, Lao Lin was just telling a joke, but when he heard this, he had nothing to say.

"Daughter-in-law, let's continue discussing what to give your mother."

Lao Lin thought about it carefully. Mother Kong likes to keep in good health, so what he can give is green food and health products physiotherapy equipment. The latter two are too watery, and they are still green food.

There are not many grapes planted in the farmhouse. There are only two rows of grape racks, and he keeps them for himself. He asked his relatives to pick the fleshy, thick-skinned purple ones and put them in a box. The food was booming, and I asked my relatives to pinch a handful of lettuce tips, and asked the workers to send them over as well.The rest was the clothes and hairstyles. Kong Yu refused to let Lao Lin go home to pick up the clothes he was going to meet his mother-in-law, but asked him to change into the clothes he bought a few days ago.

"99 points today."

Kong Yu patted Lao Lin on the shoulder: "The remaining part is due to my choice of clothes."

Because he had to take care of Kong Yu, Lao Lin didn't drive, and asked the workers to send himself and Kong Yu to Kong Yu's home.To save face, Kong Yu took off the gauze on his head and went home with ointment on his head.For a while, Lao Lin was worried about him catching a cold, and for a while he was worried about his wound infection. The air conditioner in the car was turned down and up again, and finally he just pulled out a small fan in the car to fan Kong Yu.

"You must pay attention now, don't catch a cold, and don't blow the cold wind, be careful of headaches."

"Oh."

Kong Yu was poking his phone with his head down, and he didn't pay attention to what Lao Lin said, let alone what was written on the whistling fan beside him. He just felt that the artificial fan was much more comfortable than the air conditioner, so he Said: "Take this fan with you, and later you can cover the wound on your head from the sun."

Kong Yu was thinking of a handsome guy with half-hidden face, but when he got out of the car and casually used a fan to cover the wound on his head and walked towards Father Kong and Mother Kong, it brought a lot of visual impact to Father Kong and Mother Kong.

On the fan, there are a few big characters shining brightly - infertility, impotence and premature ejaculation.

A look of embarrassment flashed across the face of Kongfu and Kongmu.

The shrewd aunt next to her hurried up to take the gift from Lao Lin: "Go in and have a seat. I have prepared mung bean and lily soup for you."

Father and mother of Confucius came back to their senses, and walked over to take Kong Yu and Lao Lin into the house.

Father Kong was not good at words, and he was too embarrassed to ask questions, so he tugged at the corner of Mother Kong's clothes and gave her a look.

Mother Kong bumped him with an elbow, then beckoned Lao Lin to sit down, pulled Kong Yu over and asked him, "Why is your head broken?"

"The head—just—"

Kong Yu pointed to his own head with his finger, and then pointed to the direction of the balcony. His usual smart words were now a display.

"It's just... it's a collision..."

Kong Yu knew Mother Kong's temperament, and he would never give up until he asked the end. He lost his mind for a while, so he pointed at Lao Lin, wanting Lao Lin to explain for him.

Mother Kong looked at Lao Lin following Kong Yu's fingers.

After Lao Lin was examined by his mother-in-law, his body suddenly straightened up.

"It's not a collision...the situation is more complicated..."

This big oolong is also hard to explain. Strictly speaking, Kong Yu was injured because of his own ineffective protection.Lao Lin was stared at by Mother Kong, and for a moment, some cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he stammered, and didn't know what to say.

Mother Kong looked at Kong Yu, then at Lao Lin, and suddenly touched the top of Kong Yu's head.

"The doctor said there would be no scars?"

"will not."

"That's good." Mother Kong let go of Kong Yu's arm, "Xiao Yu, sit with Xiao Lin, and I'll go to the kitchen to see if the dishes are ready."

Kong Yu and Lao Lin heaved a sigh of relief at the same time.

Mother Kong saw all of this, she hurried back to the kitchen and closed the door behind her.As soon as Father Confucius saw her coming in, he hurried over to ask.

"Have you asked?"

"Hey, how do you tell me to speak!"

Mother Kong sat down at the small round table, picked up a small green vegetable in the vegetable basket, and picked off a residual leaf.

"This injury, it must not have been caused by a collision. Look at the way the two of them look -- their health is not good, and their relationship is not harmonious! Both of them got into a fight."

Mother Kong looked at Father Kong worriedly after a small cabbage was selected so that there was only one core left.

Don't blame her for imagining, she is half a blue sky in this community, she has never seen any housework, she can be regarded as perceptive, Kong Yu's eyes can make her imagine a scene.

Father Kong silently rolled up the newspaper, put it on his arm and opened the kitchen door.

"Are you going?"

"I'll go take a look."

Father Kong has always been not good at words, and he didn't talk to Lao Lin a few times, but he was more anxious than anyone else.He walked out of the kitchen door, went to the study first, took a pen and wrote something in the newspaper.Then he went back to the living room and saw that Kong Yu was no longer there. Lao Lin sat on the sofa alone, walked over, took out the newspaper from under his arm with a serious face, and shook the long side with both hands.

This is the first time that the father-in-law took the initiative to sit down and talk to him. Lao Lin was flattered and moved to the side: "You—"

Father Kong coughed and interrupted Lao Lin.

Lao Lin was a little at a loss.

Father Confucius shook the newspaper again, so big that Lao Lin had the illusion that his father-in-law was sifting corn with a dustpan.

"Aren't the newspapers easy to carry?"

Lao Lin looked at Father Kong, but saw Father Kong frowning and staring at a corner of the newspaper.

Lao Lin looked over, but found that the old man wrote neatly in a corner of the newspaper: "Xiao Lin, there is something wrong with the reproductive system, you must go to a regular hospital to see a doctor, don't believe small advertisements."

Lao Lin: "??????"

Lao Lin was so stunned that he couldn't even speak. Father Confucius thought that Lao Lin was hit by his discovery of the secret, and comforted him: "Xiao Lin, don't worry, now that the artificial womb technology has come out, don't talk about this small problem, you You must relax and don't have too much psychological pressure..."

Finally, Lao Lin couldn't bear it any longer. He asked Father Kong: "Uncle, where did you hear that I—that I have a problem?"

Father Confucius betrayed his wife without hesitation: "Your aunt told me."

Lao Lin asked, "Where did Auntie hear that?"

"She—guessed?"

Father Kong's eyes fell on the small fan on the coffee table, and Lao Lin looked over it together, and instantly understood that this thing was the source of the misunderstanding, and quickly picked up the fan and threw it into the trash can.

"It's all a misunderstanding!"

There is nothing worse for a man than being misunderstood as bad.It took him a full 10 minutes to explain this series of misunderstandings to Father Kong from beginning to end. Of course, when it came to Zhou Yuyi's misunderstanding and Kong Yu's beating, he still understated it, saving them a lot of face.

But it was this reserved oolong string that still brought complete psychological shock to Father Kong.

He stared at Lao Lin for ten seconds, then silently folded the newspaper and stuffed it under his arm. He said, "I'm going to the kitchen to see what your aunt is doing," and walked back trembling.

Lao Lin was dumbfounded again.

"Daughter-in-law, something is wrong."

When Kong Yu went back to the living room, he wanted to pull out the fan from the trash can, but Lao Lin stopped him by pressing his wrist.

"I seem to have offended your father?"

"What happened to my dad?"

"Uncle knows."

"Know what?"

"I-know everything."

"What?? What does he know?"

From childhood to adulthood, Kong's father has always had a face of ice cubes. Although he hurt Kong Yu, but if Kong Yu said that he was not afraid of him, Kong Yu would never dare to speak.What's more, apart from his sexual orientation, he could not finish talking about it in three days.

"Probably from the day you chatted with your younger siblings, you have said everything you can say."

"It's over."

Kong Yu slumped backwards on the sofa.

"I'm going to be a pauper."

Kong Yu is the second-generation ancestor of the family who specializes in eating. If he has money or not, it is just a matter of his mother's thought.Lao Lin was still worried that he had offended his father-in-law with his words carelessly, but he was relieved when he heard Kong Yu say that.

"It's okay, there's me."

Lao Lin hugged Kong Yu in his arms: "No matter how poor you are, you can't be a poor wife."

Kong Yu was moved.

As soon as the two couldn't hold it back, they kissed on the sofa, and they didn't even realize that Father Kong and Mother Kong were hiding behind the partition not far away.

"Just kissed like this? Haven't finished talking? Are young people so impulsive now?"

"What do you know, old antique?"

Mother Kong quietly tugged at the corner of Father Kong's clothes, signaling him to go back to the kitchen: "I think they have a good relationship, don't worry."

Father Kong was still watching, frowning: "Have you been kissing for too long? Will there be any health problems?"

"I told you not to look at it!"

Without saying a word, Mother Kong dragged Father Kong back to the kitchen and closed the door.

"Xiao Lin is reliable, so don't worry about it, and urge them to get the certificate in a few days."

What Mother Kong said "in a few days" is actually tonight.

During dinner, Mother Kong specifically asked, Xiao Lin, where do you live now.Lao Lin didn't understand what Kong's mother meant, and was just about to say that he lived at Kong Yu's house most of the time, but was kicked under the table by Kong Yu, so he quickly changed his words, and lived at home most of the time.

"What about other times?"

"Other times——" Lao Lin glanced at Kong Yu, Kong Yu pointed to the lettuce on the table, he immediately understood, and said, "I live in a farmhouse at other times. Look, and it's hot now, it's cooler there, and it's a comfortable place to live."

Mother Kong gave Kong Yu a piece of chicken: "Son, I think you should live there more often. There are mountains, rivers, and fields there. You can run around in the fields a few times to keep your body strong. Look at this chicken that has been roaming around." -"

Mother Kong babbled for a while, but the piece of chicken didn't fall into the bowl. Kong Yu stared at the piece of chicken in front of him, his eyes followed Mother Kong's chopsticks.