chaste dog

ten points.In addition to being a bit earthy, Lao Lin is a little bit incomprehensible, and he is considered a perfect boyfriend in his heart. Because of Lao Lin's respect for him, he feels that this relationship is worthwhile.

He unwrapped the present, and took out a ball of fluffy stuff inside——when he shook the piece of flannelette away, there was a black thread all over it.

The more Yin Mo lived, the more she looked like a little princess.

There is a rabbit doll on the bedside table of Yin Mo's house, and there is a real rabbit at home, and he goes out for a walk every now and then wearing rabbit tail underwear, and that's all, even the presents he gives to others are fluffy underwear.

The underwear has a curly tail, and there is a black cross at the position of the chrysanthemum.Kong Yu still had a bit of aggressive instinct, so when he saw the fork on the chrysanthemum, he stretched out his index finger and poked it in.

This turned out to be sexy underwear.

Kong Yu held the two corners of the underwear and looked over and over again. Except for the hole in the chrysanthemum, he didn't see anything interesting.But because it was a gift from Yin Mo, Kong Yu decided to stay.

It was rare for him to be diligent, washed his underwear and hung them outside on the balcony.

The whole morning passed like this, and Lao Lin came back to have a meal at noon. After the two of them finished eating, Kong Yu volunteered to wash the dishes, and Lao Lin went to wash the clothes.While drying the clothes, he immediately saw the pair of underwear that Kong Yu washed in the morning.

The little tail on that pair of underwear is very noticeable.

When he first saw the little tail, Lao Lin thought it was a doll, but after a closer look, he found that it was a pair of underwear.Lao Lin never liked these furry things, but at this moment, he had to admit that this thing was kind of cute.

When he was drying the clothes, he put away the underwear.

The underpants were still slightly damp, as if they had just been taken off Kong Yu's body—Lao Lin recalled that day when Kong Yu opened the Taobao interface on his mobile phone, and suddenly had the urge to have a nosebleed.

"Ah, I finished washing the dishes, you—"

Lao Lin was imagining how Kong Yu would put on the underwear when he was caught off guard by Kong Yu who pushed the door in. With a trembling hand, he threw the underwear downstairs.

"It's over!"

When he came back to his senses, he realized that something was wrong.Seeing his nervous expression, Kong Yu also leaned over to take a look, only to find that the gift from Yin Mo was missing.

"You just-"

Kong Yu pointed to the outside of the balcony: "Throw it away?"

Lao Lin said angrily: "My fault, I was just curious—"

Kong Yu came over and looked out from the balcony.

"Well, I wanted to just throw it away, but it seems to have landed on someone else's laundry pole—"

Lao Lin was heaving a sigh of relief when he heard Kong Yu say again: "It landed on someone's underpants."

"..."

This is trouble.

It's okay to talk about other clothes, but this is a pair of sexy underwear.Neither of them could bear the shame to ask the neighbors for help. In the end, Lao Lin thought about it and turned out Kong Yu's fishing tackle bag.

"This is fine."

Lao Lin took out a fishing rod, weighed it, and when he thought it was okay, he picked a hook and tied it.

"can you?"

Kong Yu looked at him suspiciously. Although it was Lao Lin who introduced him to fishing, when it comes to techniques, Lao Lin probably had to call him a master.

"Absolutely no problem."

Lao Lin turned the axle and started to unwind the thread slowly. Kong Yu leaned aside to direct. He didn’t know whether it was because the summer sun was too hot, or Lao Lin made a mistake and his underwear was hung on the fishhook. Lao Lin started to take up the thread, and then As soon as it was hooked up without any accident, it fell onto the clothes rail of the neighbor two floors below.

"...It fell down again." Kong Yu glanced outside, then turned around and said, "I told you to come!"

Lao Lin knelt down and prepared to change the hook: "This hook is not suitable, please change it."

"It's not about the hook, it's about your poor technique!"

"No, it should be a problem with the hook, the hook is too small..."

"It's definitely not a problem with the hook!"

……

The two argued about the fishing rod, but they didn't remember the hook that was still hanging outside.

When the downstairs neighbor opened the balcony door, a fishing line was floating outside the balcony. The fishhook landed on his underpants, and he was about to hook his underpants.

Two men's voices came from upstairs.

"Let's try another fishhook. If it doesn't work, let's change it back. Anyway, there is no one downstairs."

"Why are you so stubborn? Is it so difficult to admit that you are not good enough? You can't even catch fish, and you still want to catch underwear?"

"Xiao Kong, listen to me—"

"Bring it, I'll just say it straight, once I make a move, there are no panties I can't catch!"

Do you think this is still a gang of thieves? ?

The old man has lived to this age, and he thinks that he can have nothing, but he cannot live without a sense of justice.Immediately, he rolled up his sleeves aggressively and went upstairs to catch the underwear thief.

There was a bell at the door.

The argument on the balcony finally stopped.

Lao Lin wiped off his sweat: "The neighbor downstairs must have seen the underwear delivered, so I'll go and open the door."

Kong Yu stopped him: "Forget it, let me go, you are too thin-skinned, you won't be ashamed to death by those underwear when you go out."

He didn't wait for Lao Lin to walk out of the balcony, and trotted to open the door by himself, but when he opened the door, he was faced with an angry face.

"Why am I always the one who's hurt."

On the phone that night, Kong Yu almost burst into tears.

"It's so miserable! Ah Mo, why do you think I'm so miserable! I've been riding a bicycle downstairs for more than a week. I haven't seen any aunts and uncles in the community, but I haven't seen this uncle!"

Yin Mo comforted him: "You should think so. Fortunately, this uncle is a housekeeper and doesn't like to go out for morning exercises. Otherwise, wouldn't your head be smashed out of tofu by him."

"No, you don't know! Uncle, he doesn't do morning exercises at all. It's not because he doesn't like to move, but because he goes to the gym every day to lift weights. Look at my head."

Kong Yu sent a photo, his head was wrapped in white gauze, no matter how cowardly he looked, Yin Mo almost couldn't laugh out loud.

"Gouzi, you are mainly too cowardly. You stiffen your neck and reason with the old man. Don't turn your head and run away as soon as you see the muscular old man. People will think you are a guilty conscience!"

Kong Yu said: "I still don't believe you can stop running when you see him! Do you know how fierce he is? Damn, I thought I met a kangaroo on the Australian prairie!"

Yin Mo said: "Come on, from the goose to the kangaroo to the old man, when you are not tough, let Lao Lin cover you. I will come to see you tomorrow, and I will go to bed first."

Yin Mo was about to turn off the video, but Kong Yu stopped him.

"Is Aunt Lu back?"

"My mother? My mother is back."

Kong Yu sniffed.

"Tell me, does this count as a bloodbath—"

Yin Mo said: "It doesn't matter, the old man didn't do anything to you."

Kong Yu asked in grief and indignation: "What do you mean you didn't do anything to me? My head was smashed."

Yin Mo said: "Didn't you say that? One drop of semen and ten drops of blood, is it a tadpole that flows out of your head?

Kong Yu thought about it carefully, and the bloody disaster would not just smash his head, so he decided to continue to firmly believe in materialism.

"You'd better come to see me the day after tomorrow. I'll go home tomorrow."

Kong Yu actually didn't want to go home, but it's a pity that he posted a handsome photo of himself in Moments, and when he said that a man must be injured, he forgot to block his mother.

When he found out that he wanted to delete it, it was too late—the elderly are the second most addicted to mobile phones after teenagers.

After attacking his own vanity again, he took the initiative to contact Kong Mu.

Mother Kong was a little anxious: "Son, what's wrong with your head?"

"broken."

"Oh, how did it break? Was it pecked by a goose?"

"..."

Kong Yu thought hard for 30 seconds, whether it would be more embarrassing to be pecked by a goose according to Kong's mother, or honestly admit that it would be more embarrassing to be beaten by an old man.

After a long time of inner game, he still decided to take a roundabout tactic.

"Mom, I'll tell you when I come back tomorrow."

"Okay, did you have stitches in your head? Concussion?"

"No stitches, no concussion."

Mother Kong breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good. I'm really afraid that after you have a concussion, you will become Alzheimer's when you get old. Come on, I'll send you something and you can take a closer look."

Mother Kong forwarded a Moments message to Kong Yu.

Kong Yu opened WeChat and saw the title: "People who are not good at math are more likely to suffer from Alzheimer's disease."Pulled down, it is an advertisement for a junior high school mathematics training class, the advertisement slogan - don't let the child win at the starting line of Alzheimer's disease.

Kong Yu can only comfort himself, he is still a child in Kong Mu's heart.

He planned to go home quietly to show Mother Kong the wound on his forehead, and then sneak back to catch up on sleep.Unexpectedly, Mother Kong called Lao Lin again and asked him to go home for dinner.

"I specially asked Auntie to buy vegetables." Lao Lin had only been there a few times, but Kong's mother had already figured out his taste, and said to him, "You must come, Xiaolin, Auntie will cook for you. Which one do you think is better, I will make it for you and take some back.”

Kong Yu squatted aside and listened, feeling sour in his heart.

Not long ago, he wanted to take something from home to bring back, but Mother Kong found a bag of broad beans and sent it away. Instead of Lao Lin, this treatment is not ordinary, he eats and packs, the standard son-in-law treatment .

Lao Lin hung up the phone and turned to Kong Yu and said, "Would you like to bring something for your parents when you go back?"

"Bring a dog, my mother likes dogs the most."

Seeing that Kong Yu was unhappy, Lao Lin took him by the arm and pulled him up from the ground, put his arms around his waist and comforted him: "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry with Xiao Er, because Xiao Er is missing eggs, your mother is distressed." , so it hurts..."

"...Your egg is still there, my mother