chaste dog

The small advertisements all over the sky are not bad.

He easily threw the fan into the car.

"Okay, I see, Zhang Xiazi is grilling, right? Lao Zhou will call later, and I will tell him."

Yin Mo's small calculations could not escape Zhou Yuyi's eyes.

When Lao Lin said "Blind Zhang's barbecue", Zhou Yuyi knew that Yin Mo was playing tricks behind him.

Among the people around him, only Yin Mo can find all kinds of small restaurants with strange names in the corners of the city, and he is happy to take him to try new ones. Interesting, most of the time, Zhou Yuyi coaxed Yin Mo to go to a restaurant with a better environment.It has been two months since the last time I ate in small restaurants and outdoor food stalls, Zhou Yuyi thought, this time I will listen to Yin Mo.

The four of them made an appointment to meet at the barbecue stall at [-]:[-] pm. Yin Mo didn't go to work during the day, and spent most of the day picking out a gift for Kong Yu, saying that he wanted to surprise Kong Yu at night.

Zhou Yuyi expressed doubts about Yin Mo's surprise.

Sure enough, when the four of them met, Yin Mo's first words surprised Kong Yu.

"Konggou, you stand beside Lao Lin, you are still quite a puppy."

"..."

Kong Yu wanted to hit someone very much.

Before going out today, he specially asked Lao Lin to change into black clothes, which made him look thinner. The two of them walked side by side so that his figure would not look too weak. Who knew that Yin Mo's first sentence would expose this In fact, he was so angry that he sat down and patted the table: "Boss, serve ten spicy rabbit heads!"

The boss poked his head out from the back of the shed: "There are no rabbit heads, we have special chicken heads, how about ten?"

Lao Lin asked Kong Yu, "Daughter-in-law, do you want to eat?"

Confucius said: "Don't eat!"

Yin Mo took out a gift from under the table and threw it to him: "Don't be a dog, come on, I'll give you a gift to wish you a glorious break out of singles, open it and have a look?"

Lao Lin stretched out his hand to stop it, caught the gift and handed it to Kong Yu: "What good thing did my brother and sister send you?"

Kong Yu stuffed the gift behind his back.

"Go back and take it apart."

Seeing Yin Mo's look full of anticipation, he knew that there was nothing good in it.But Lao Lin wanted to see what was inside: "Let's take it apart, my brother and sister have good eyesight, so the things I picked must be good."

Yin Mo: "Of course, Brother Lin, you must like it too."

Lao Lin became even more curious.

Especially when he saw Zhou Yuyi asking Yin Mo what it was with his lips, Yin Mo had a suppressed smile on his face.

"Daughter-in-law." Lao Lin said secretly, "Siblings and sisters should take out Lao Zhou's collection and give it away to others. It's better to take it apart and have a look. If it's Lao Zhou's heart, return it quickly and don't let Lao Zhou. There was a family conflict."

"Come on." Kong Yu said, "Can Zhou Yuyi disagree with what Yin Mo wants? Also, can you change your name, daughter-in-law is really rude."

"Change what?"

Lao Lin subconsciously looked at Zhou Yuyi. Zhou Yuyi was recognized as having style and good taste, and he didn't know what he usually called Yin Mo.

He listened with his ears upright, and the young couple on the opposite side became intimate as if no one else was there. He heard Mo Mo and Bunny Bunny.

Looking back, Kong Yu was also eavesdropping. When Zhou Yuyi called Yin Mo Bunny, he looked envious and understood.

"Puppy?"

Kong Yu was angry: "I gave back the donkey treasure!"

The big brother at the next table stretched his neck and leaned over, handing him a cigarette: "Brother, were you talking about donkey treasure just now?"

Kong Yu squinted at him.Lao Lin picked up for Kong Yu. He has always been enthusiastic and likes to make friends.

The big brother at the next table saw that Lao Lin had picked it up, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone: "Hey, then you really found the right person. I just received a three-pound donkey treasure. The earthy yellow one is very good. Brother, if you want to buy it , let’s add a WeChat, that thing—good!”

The eldest brother gave a thumbs up, then retracted his thumb, stretched out the other four fingers to cover his mouth, and whispered to Lao Lin and Kong Yu: "That thing, aphrodisiac, specializes in treating infertility."

"..."

Yin Mo and Zhou Yuyi on the opposite side were stunned by the godlike development here.

Yin Mo asked: "What are they doing?"

Zhou Yuyi said, "How would I know?"

Lao Lin really added that person on WeChat.After refilling, he passed another cigarette back, then sat up straight, and said to Zhou Yuyi, "Old Zhou, I'll tell you later."

Zhou Yuyi asked, "What did you say?"

Lao Lin kept secret: "Tell me later."

Zhou Yuyi said, "All right."

Zhou Yuyi really didn't know what Lao Lin was selling, and he didn't even know Confucius.All he knew was that Lao Lin ordered fifty strings of big kidneys and three dozen oysters.Yin Mo sent him a WeChat message: Lao Lin is going to fuck you to death tonight.

Kong Yu was particularly desperate.

Not being able to keep up with physical strength has already made him lose face, and if Lao Lin is given some aphrodisiacs, he will die on the bed.

But he couldn't let Lao Lin eat, Kong Yu waved his hand, and after Lao Lin added two dozen more oysters, he resolutely ordered a case of beer.

A case of beer was blown away by the three men, Confucius and Lao Lin at the end of the Yin Dynasty.

Yin Mo leaned on Zhou Yuyi's shoulder and blew into his ear: "Hoo hoo hoo—ah——"

Zhou Yuyi stuffed a peeled shrimp tail into his mouth.

Yin Mo chewed.

Lao Lin held a handful of big kidneys and handed them to Zhou Yuyi: "Old Zhou, you really don't want to eat? I ordered fifty skewers—"

Zhou Yuyi took off his gloves and pushed his hand back: "I'm not used to it."

Yin Mo stuck to Zhou Yuyi's shoulder and said to Lao Lin, "Brother Lin, don't worry about it. Did you see what he ate tonight? He doesn't eat onion and garlic, and doesn't like to eat offal. It’s dirty. You have to wear a mask and gloves when you make my durian milkshake.”

He drank three bottles, and shared a bottle of white wine with Lao Lin. He was a little stunned, and when he said this, he pouted at Zhou Yuyi: "Handsome guy, come here, garlic flavor, one mouth—— "

Zhou Yuyi glanced at the drunk who was pretending to be drunk on his shoulder.

Kong Yu said: "You obscene demon, don't make things difficult for Mr. Zhou, let's continue drinking."

He opened another bottle of wine for Yin Mo, ready to rescue Zhou Yuyi, but unexpectedly, Zhou Yuyi lowered his head and pecked at Yin Mo's octopus mouth, then took a tissue to wipe off the grease on his mouth and himself.

Kong Yu held up the wine bottle, his whole body was burning with jealous flames.

He bumped Lao Lin with his arm, and signaled Lao Lin to learn more. Unexpectedly, Lao Lin sighed secretly when he saw the intimacy between the two.

Lao Lin thought to himself, there really is nothing perfect in this world.

Zhou Yuyi is handsome and extraordinary, rich and powerful, loving husband and wife, and a happy family, but it is a pity that he is destined to have no children.

Zhou Yuyi wanted children very much. Lao Lin had heard Zhou Yuyi talk about the future more than once—he had even thought of the name of their precious daughter, and planned to arrange a special cloakroom, toy room, piano room and study room for their daughter.

But modern medicine is so advanced, there should be a way.

When Kong Yu and Yin Mo hooked up and went next door to buy syrup, Lao Lin lowered his voice and said to Zhou Yuyi, "Old Zhou, have you seen a doctor yet?"

Zhou Yuyi looked at him strangely: "See a doctor?"

"that is--"

Lao Lin thought about the wording for a long time, took another sip of wine, added some energy, and then said to Zhou Yuyi: "I heard that you are a little troublesome about having a child."

Zhou Yuyi was even more surprised: "What trouble?"

Lao Lin said: "I—hey, I also overheard Kong Yu chatting with his younger siblings that day. The younger siblings said that he said—that you have infertility—"

"..."

"Really." Zhou Yuyi smiled, "He has to be dealt with, this little bastard is lawless and talking nonsense everywhere."

Seeing Zhou Yuyi's ambiguous smile, Lao Lin was a little puzzled: "What's going on?"

Zhou Yuyi said: "It's fine, I'm fine, and I'm not troubled about having a baby."

"child?"

Yin Duan came over with sugar water, heard this, and asked casually: "What child?"

Zhou Yuyi smiled and asked him, "Mo, do you want a son or a daughter? Or should we have twins?"

Yin Mo shuddered for no reason: "It--seems to be all right?"

Zhou Yuyi put his arms around his waist: "Okay, then listen to me."

At that time, Yin Mo didn't realize that Kong Yu's cheating life was still going on.

"We're really breaking up."

When Yin Mo called Kong Yu the next day, he didn't even have the strength to speak: "Konggou, please tell me, when did I tell you that Zhou Yuyi was infertile?"

Confucius said, "Have you said that?"

"I never said that! How did you tell Lao Lin that I said that?"

Yin Mo questioned Kong Yu angrily. Kong Yu gnawed on an apple and said vaguely, "I really haven't heard you say that."

"It's definitely what you said. Old Lin won't lie. He said that when I was chatting with you, I mentioned infertility. He asked who was infertile. You said it was Zhou Yuyi!"

Kong Yu took a mouthful of an apple, and only then remembered that there seemed to be such a thing.

Lao Lin is too sincere.

Both he and Yin Mo like to play tricks, not to mention infertility, the two verbally force each other, I don't know how many times they have verbally insulted each other, and neither of them takes it seriously, thinking that the other party really wants to rape themselves ah.

Kong Yu threw away the apple core, planning to wait for Lao Lin to come in the afternoon and teach him a good lesson.It is not a good thing to be too honest, and it will be miserable if you fall into the trap of the goblins.

He passed by the restaurant when he was going to wash his hands, and found that the gift box Yin Mo gave him was still on the dining table. Lao Lin got up in the morning to make breakfast, and went back and forth countless times, but he didn't even open the box.

Well, maybe it would be nice to be honest.

Kong Yu sat down and gave Lao Lin another sigh of relief in his heart.