chaste dog

The little nephew's eyes drifted back and forth, and finally fell on Kong Yu's face.

"uncle."

The little nephew said, "Let's raise a duck, the one that quacks and can be eaten."

Kong Yu still wanted to talk to Kong's mother for a while, so he said, "Go, go, let the children play."

The little nephew hugged his leg, dangling his little body: "Uncle..."

Kong Yu's little nephew was just seven years old, an age that even dogs would dislike, and his methods of acting cute were top-notch, and his methods of cheating his uncle were even more top-notch.Kong Yu pulled him aside, knelt down and said to him, "Be honest with me today, and you will get into trouble later, have you seen—"

He pointed to Lao Lin who was teasing Xiao Er in the living room, and threatened his little nephew: "If you get into trouble today, my aunt will take care of you later."

It’s good that Kong Yu didn’t point at Lao Lin, but when he pointed at Lao Lin, the little nephew’s head turned around, and he turned and flew towards Lao Lin, calling sweetly: “Uncle, I want to see the duckling ..."

"...that's your aunt!"

The little nephew never looked for him again.

Kong Yu thanked Lao Lin very much. He was just about to go back and ask Mother Kong how the more than 40 chickens got here.

"Daughter-in-law, let's raise a dog. Little Pug is good, cute and easy to raise."

Lao Lin looked at him attentively: "Then I want another baby, who is as cute as Chenchen—"

cute?Who is cute?

Kong Yu looked down at Xiao Er, who was squatting at Lao Lin's feet and looked at him with contempt, and then at his little nephew, who would twist his body to grab Xiao Er's ears even being led by Lao Lin, and resolutely refused.

"No, we don't allow anything cuter than my childhood pictures."

Lao Lin's calculations were in vain. He originally thought of raising a dog. He would get up early for a walk, and then take a walk in the evening, so that Kong Yu could change his habit of staying at home. The baby is gone.

The momentary disappointment on Lao Lin's face was caught by Kong Mu who came over.

"what happened?"

Lao Lin's frustrated expression was in stark contrast to Kong Yu's movements of looking around.

"Come here, come here."

Mother Kong called Kong Yu aside: "Have you bullied me again?"

Kong Yu wanted to explain: "What is you——"

Mother Kong stopped him: "Don't tell me, let me ask you, when you two are together, who does the cooking and washing the dishes?"

Confucius said: "Old Lin."

Mother Kong said: "He also helped you wash your clothes and tidy up your room?"

Kong Yu: "Well..."

Mother Kong said, "Every time you tell me where to go, what to do, and what to eat at night?"

Kong Yu: "Mom, I—"

Mother Kong poked his head with her finger: "I know you have this virtue!"

"..."

Mother Kong said: "Dating in love, what is talking about? Both parties pay equally, and that is called dating. I will not talk about other things. Xiaolin does all the housework. You call it dating???"

Kong Yu felt guilty: "I can't do housework well."

Mother Kong kicked Confucius into the kitchen: "If you can't do it well, learn it!"

Kong Yu’s pocket money was still in Kong’s mother’s hand. He didn’t dare not listen, so he turned around and walked into the kitchen for a while. The aunt at home saw him coming in and asked him: “The food is not ready yet, don’t try to steal it. eat."

Kong Yu walked to the cooking table, picked up the kitchen knife, weighed it, and twirled a small green vegetable. The aunt was making soup, and when she looked back, she was shocked: "What are you doing? Put it down!"

"I'm learning to cook."

The aunt quickly snatched the kitchen knife back from him: "You better stop imitating it. Last time Xiao Yin came and said that you almost blew up the kitchen."

Kong Yu said: "My mother asked me to learn it, saying that I always make Lao Lin do housework."

The aunt also took the vegetable basket in front of Kong Yu: "Forget about doing housework, I'm not afraid that if you don't do it, I'm afraid that you will cause trouble."

Kong Yu turned around and went out happily: "Then I'll go out and tell my mother."

Auntie grabbed Kong Yu by the collar.

"What are you talking about? That I taught you not to do housework and continue to order Xiao Lin? I haven't finished talking yet, what are you running for?"

Kong Yu had no choice but to stop honestly: "Say it."

"You can't do housework, but you also have to care about him, listen to his thoughts and demands, and do what you can for him, as much as possible."

Kong Yu's mind began to become a little unscrupulous.

What demands and ideas can a man have?He stretched out two fingers and shook: "Don't worry, I don't know what he wants?"

The mentor went out again, this time without taking any bananas, he went directly to Taobao to find Lao Lin.

"My mother educated me today, saying that I need to listen to your opinion more." Kong Yu shook the phone in front of Lao Lin, "What do you want, let's hear it."

Lao Lin was cooking. He scanned the Taobao page and said, "Masturbation Cup? What do you want this for? I'm not single."

"It's not a masturbation cup..."

Kong Yu took back his phone and looked at it. The screen was too sensitive and he poked directly into the baby page, without letting Lao Lin see the page just now.

He picked up his mobile phone and poked and poked, and just turned over the things and planned to pass them to Lao Lin, but Lao Lin said, "I just hope you can go to bed early, get up and eat on time, and pay attention to your body. This is my only request."

Holding the phone in his hand, Kong Yu was suddenly touched.

He began to reflect on himself, whether it was time to do something for Lao Lin.

A few days later, when Yin Mo called Kong Yu at eight o'clock in the morning, Kong Yu was already riding a bicycle on the fitness equipment in the community park.

He answered the phone out of breath. When Yin Mo heard it, he thought he had chosen the wrong time. Just as he was about to hang up, he heard an old man's voice: "Young man, you can't be panting like this. You have to take it step by step. Be careful tomorrow." Can't get up in the morning."

uncle?Can't get out of bed?

Yin Mo asked: "Did you invite an old Chinese doctor to give you instructions on intercourse surgery?"

Kong Yu said: "Go... go to your... old Chinese doctor... ah——"

Yin Mo hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

Kong Yu wailed: "Legs—legs cramp—"

There was a panic over there, and a group of elders and aunts surrounded him and helped Kong Yu off the bicycle.Kong Yu hugged his calf and cried to Yin Mo: "Can't you call later..."

Yin Mo said: "Stand up and wipe your tears first, and take a look to see if there are any grandpas and aunts taking pictures of you, otherwise you will not only be popular in the gay circle tomorrow, don't think that the elderly don't like to read gossip, especially this Kind of fitness gossip."

"Shit, why didn't you say it earlier."

There was another flurry, and when the phone was connected again, it was already 3 minutes later.

"Ah Mo, you are so good at predicting things! How do you know they will shoot?"

"Aunt Kong, do you think your friend is for nothing?"

"You demon, are you looking for death?"

Yin Mo said: "Don't threaten me, let me tell you, your old classmate has been paying attention to you recently, and asks me about you every day, you go to the gym with the old men early in the morning, and he knows you will be popular again After all, you are already a green tea dog who will not let straight men go for reading comprehension."

"...Let's talk about something else, what do you want from me?"

Yin Mo asked: "But I still want to ask, why do you ride a bicycle with a group of old men so early in the morning?"

"..."

Kong Yu absolutely didn't want to admit that he didn't go to the gym because of his poor physical strength and low self-esteem.

Of course he wouldn't say that to outsiders, so after bragging about his love to Yin Mo for 10 minutes, he felt that the world was beautiful, so he decided to spread his great love to the world and do morning exercises with his grandparents.

"In the end, the old man and the others helped you." Yin Mo didn't bother to poke him, and said to him, "I came to you today because I have something to tell you."

"what's up?"

"Today, Zhou Yuyi intends to treat you and Lao Lin to dinner. The place has been booked, but I don't want to go there. I want to talk to you. Let's change."

"Which one to change?"

"Blind Zhang BBQ."

"...You called me early in the morning just because of this?"

Yin Mo said: "I want to eat!! Zhou Yuyi never takes me to eat food stalls! Every time I drag him to eat, he will always use various methods to fool me away. This time I am not reconciled, I must to eat."

Kong Yu said: "It's your man's treat. If you want to change the place, it's not my turn to say it."

Yin Mo said: "No, no, no, I am too familiar with his routine. He will call Lao Lin later, and he will definitely ask Lao Lin how to order that restaurant. You just need to ask Lao Lin to change the place."

Kong Yu said: "You know it's a polite remark, and you still come to ask me? Isn't it all settled?"

Yin Mo resorted to his trump card: "The one he ordered needs to be changed into formal clothes, and your slippers and pants won't fit in."

"..."

Kong Yu turned his back: "Okay, I'll talk."

After hanging up Yin Mo's phone, Kong Yu called Lao Lin again, and first cried with Lao Lin for 10 minutes. He pedaled his bicycle so hard that he accidentally got cramps. After being booed and warmed up by Lao Lin for almost 10 minutes, he began to talk down to business.

"Later Zhou Yuyi will treat guests to dinner."

When he received the call from Kong Yu, Lao Lin was driving. In order not to delay answering the call, he deliberately found a place to park the car, and stood on the side of the road talking on the phone with Kong Yu.

When Kong Yu was talking about Zhou Yuyi, an aunt happened to pass by, holding a stack of fans and was distributing them. Lao Lin saw the four characters "infertility" on the fan at a glance, and suddenly remembered that Kong The secret of breaking the news.

"Hey, this auntie."

Lao Lin stopped the aunt: "Give me a hand."

Auntie just couldn't send out the pile of fans, so she happily stuffed several of them to Lao Lin.

Lao Lin glanced at it, the front of the fan is quite tall, it looks like a formal science popularization, but the back is similar to the street.