Employment Guide For Professional Fans

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The takeaway brother rolled his eyes between me and Song Pianran who was wearing a hat and mask, and added clearly: "The two gentlemen are happy with it, which is our greatest happiness!"

I winked wildly at him: "Could it be the wrong delivery? I didn't order this?"

He let out a "huh", took out the receipt and looked at it carefully: "That's right, you ordered the Durex discount package, two boxes of ten yuan off and a bottle of lubricating oil..."

Song Pianran chuckled twice, through the mask, her voice was muffled.

He took the small takeaway bag, grabbed my shoulders, and said, "Thank you, it was delivered correctly, and I will definitely give you a five-star praise."

The little brother drove the car away with a smile.

The villain in my heart frantically waved the small handkerchief, shouting in tears where are you going, take me away too!

The scene is like this.

Durex—let's call it Xiao Du for short, the lemon-yellow Xiao Du was lying in Song Pianran's palm, and he looked over and over carefully.

My heart was beating and my face was burning. My nostrils were not nostrils, but two exhaust fans, blowing out steam.

He suddenly sighed: "It's late at night."

Me: "Yes, yes!"

——So wash up and go to bed early.

Him: "Hungry."

Me: "Order a takeaway for you?"

He raised his eyebrows, and said meaningfully: "Since we have all the tableware, let's eat a fish."

——I understand the meaning, but the fish is really not good, it's soft, wilted, and loves it.

——Xiao Song, you are already an adult, you should learn to rely on yourself with your own hands.

——Forgive me one step ahead!

"It's late at night, it's time for the boss to go to bed, the younger one will leave first, good night Gu Nai see you tomorrow!"

A bony hand was placed in front of me, wrapping around my waist and moving towards him.

"I bought everything, so it's a waste if I don't use it?"

When fish cry, water knows; when I cry, who knows.

How should I tell Song Pianran that I originally planned to use it, but now I am too tired and suddenly don't want to use it, should I not use it for now, and use it crazily tomorrow when I have more energy?

I laughed dryly and struggled to my death: "I actually wanted to buy some bananas, but this store made a mistake for me..."

Song Pianran shook Xiao Du twice, half-closed her eyes, and smiled dangerously: "That's right, it's bananas."

I took a closer look.

Dry!

An anthropomorphic banana was drawn on the packaging box, with the skin half off, a voluptuous body, and a condom on the head.

Beep—yhsq card has been reported.

Song Pianran hugged me tightly with all four limbs, rubbed against my body, buried her head on my chest, and said vaguely: "Can you..."

Just talk when you talk, can you stop licking!

There was something hard under my buttocks, and I was flustered and my feet were limp. In just a short while, Song Pianran drew her knife and slammed at Yu'er again!

He raised his head, rubbed his fluffy hair against my face, and wetly held my earlobe, half coquettish and half threatening: "Can't you?"

No matter how hard a man's heart is, it will be softened after being touched like this;

No matter how soft the chick is, it will become hard after being rubbed like this.

My daughter-in-law asked me if I was okay, how else could I answer?If you can't say it, you might as well go to Zeus Men's Hospital in the city center and commit seppuku!

Taking a step back, isn't there another trick in the 36 love gestures called "sit up and move yourself"? !

I let out a long sigh, and wrote on my face the fearless spirit of sacrificing one's life for righteousness. I slapped my crotch, and Bo Yuntian said with pride, "Come on!"

Before I finished speaking, Song Pianran walked upstairs with my butt in my hands. Under the effect of weightlessness, my legs tightly clamped his waist.

He had Xiao Du in his mouth, and his eyes were shining.

oh!It's damn sexy!

He carried me into his big room, threw me on the bed, and began to take off his clothes and pants.

I was moved, where can I find such a considerate and well-behaved daughter-in-law?Knowing that her husband was tired, he even took off his clothes by himself.

He finished taking off his own, and then put on me to take off mine. At this moment, I noticed something was wrong. This position...offensive and defensive have been switched!

I clutched the waistband of my trousers and refused to let him take it off. He realized that I would not let him take it off, so he took it off even more vigorously. The two of us fought hand-to-hand whether to take it off or not. Carefully rolled to the ground, Song Pianran protected the back of my head with one hand, pressing on me.

After the hand-to-hand fight, I was exhausted and out of breath, but his eyes became brighter and the bayonet became harder.

The difference in power is clearly in front of me, and my heart is like the African savannah, where ten thousand mud horses gallop past.

After all the calculations, Song Pianran actually wanted to take the first place in this love dance between two people!

The ancients rose up to overthrow the tyrant, and I, Qi Yu, rose up to defend love.

If you are zero, just be zero, I will enlighten myself to Song Pianran's handsome face, even if you are zero, you can dance to a better tomorrow!

His eyelashes trembled, he murmured my name, and tapped mine with the tip of his nose.

I opened my mouth and bit his chin, hey, so sweet.

His knife is a good knife, Kong Wu is powerful.

My sheath is also a good sheath, squishy and squishy.

To get the knife into the sheath, it was just a step away——"Fuck!"

Song Pianran panted heavily, blushed, and cursed.

At a critical moment, Xiao Du's size is wrong!

I bought a small one to match my pocket knife, but Song Pianran's big knife couldn't fit into it.

I saw the sweat on his forehead, and suggested: "How about... let's forget about it today..."

I clutched my buttocks and rejoiced secretly, I couldn't bear the pain when he stabbed a finger just now, if the real knife and gun were shot, I'm afraid I might lose my life.

I don't know which hospital Guan Yin's hemorrhoid surgery was performed in?This hospital can't cure chrysanthemum.

He threw Xiao Du aside, lay on my body and dawdled up and down, and said aggrievedly: "Unfortunate..."

I patted his head: "The future will be long, the future will be long."

He turned me over abruptly and put on a seductive pose.

I have seen this pose before, I just learned it from the movie I watched last night!I actually used it on myself!

......

I don't know how long it took, the little fish vomited white bubbles.

"No, no, no..." I gasped.

Yu'er has already rolled his eyes, he is on the verge of death, and it is absolutely impossible to raise his head again.

He hit me: "Yuyu, I feel so uncomfortable..."

Me: "...I'll lie down, you can move yourself."

Although it is different from the imagined lines, the three words "move by yourself" match up anyway.

It is considered complete.

He was moving, and I couldn't help but dance to the frequency.

Sure enough, my little fish is still young!

Until he unloaded the bullet, I was so tired that I didn't even want to move my fingers, and the sheets were so wrinkled that I couldn't sleep, so he simply carried me to the guest room.

After covering the quilt, he grabbed me with both hands and feet, gave a loud blow to my nose, and then gave a loud blow to my forehead.

He seemed to have discovered something interesting, and he held my face and took one bite and another. I was so sleepy that I turned sideways and pointed the back of my head at him.

Unexpectedly, he smacked loudly at the back of my head again.

I:"……"

I haven't scolded Song Pianran for a long time, is he really handsome?

Song Pianran put her arms around me and said softly, "Good night, Xiao Yu'er."

Today is a sunny day with stars outside the window.

I closed my eyes in a daze, and dimly saw the stars outside, arranged in his shape.

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This chapter is also known as Condoms

(Sisters and sisters pass by and throw some starfish for Xiao Song to change to a large Du ~ Lei ~ Si ~)