Employment Guide For Professional Fans

I couldn't get out of bed the next day.

Song Pianran got up early in the morning, went downstairs for a run full of energy, went out for a walk with the dog, and then came up to take a shower.

I was paralyzed under the quilt, half dead, watching him tossing himself in front of the mirror, and couldn't help feeling how young I was.

I also did physical work all night, so why should he be in good spirits, and I should be listless.

It was this little goblin who sucked away my yang energy.

I thumped the bed angrily.

Song Pianran was startled, she almost poured the moisturizing spray into her eyes with a trembling hand, and turned half of her body to stare at me.

I hurriedly clamped my hands and feet, performed a lying corpse, and tried to make up for it: "Ah! The big bed is so good, it feels so good to punch it!"

Song Pianran was in a good mood, picked me up under the quilt, and gnawed on my face twice, my hands and feet were wrapped in the quilt and I couldn't move, pursing my lips to express my silent protest.

——Don't bite my brother!If there is a small flame and friction, my young fry will probably be sent to Zeus Andrology Hospital for repair!

——I don’t know if the repair fee will be reimbursed!

He was upset, grabbed my chin and shook it: "What are you doing?"

I stared at the ceiling and spoke righteously: "According to Article [-] of the "Bilateral Friendship Agreement on Love", kissing activities can only be performed after three months of dating. I must abide by the agreement and show the unyielding spirit of the contract."

Song Pianran snorted, rolled me on the bed twice, and said, "Why didn't I see you keep the promise when I bought the condo?"

I moved my body and buried my face in the bed.

I am a silkworm baby with no emotions, please don't talk to me, please do not bother me if it is not me, thank you.

Lying on the bed in a daze for a whole day, Song Pianran changed her clothes in the evening, and I asked casually, "Boss, are you going out?"

While wearing his watch, he said, "Pick up someone at the airport and have a meal by the way, do you want to go together?"

Before I could slow down, I shook my head: "No, no, you have fun and eat well. Drinking is good, but don't be greedy!"

I:"???……!!!"

The ancestors have long said that one must be prepared for danger in peace.Because of the momentary enjoyment in front of me, I almost forgot the coming major crisis!

I quickly jumped up from the bed and raised my arms: "I'm going too!"

I put on my clothes, put on my pants, and stroked my hair in one go. I was the number 89757. Within 10 minutes, I rushed downstairs, rushed into the co-pilot, folded my hands on my knees, and smiled cutely: "Boss, I'm fine, let's go."

Song Pianran put away her phone: "Why are you more anxious than me?"

Me: "I'm afraid you are in a hurry."

He was driving the car, and I kept my eyes on the front, but actually secretly looked at him from the corner of my eye.

Hey, you still have a smile on your face and a spring breeze on your face. With me, your spring breeze will sooner or later become a northwest wind.

Hey, I even waxed my hair and scratched my hair, why don't you help me take care of the green grassland on my head.

The more I thought about it, the more uncertain I became. I saw the ugly Song Wuyi hanging on Song Pianran's bag, so I quickly took out Qi Guoqing and hung it on my bag.

I'm really a planner, the hardest couple item in history, everything that Bai Yueguang sees will give up!

On the way, Feng Fan sent a voice message, saying that he had arrived and was waiting in the underground parking lot.

Song Pianran asked him to find a warmer coffee shop nearby, so as not to catch a cold when he returned home.

This is where you start to care?I'm just panting next to it!Slag Gongwen dare not write like that!

Feng Fan said that the underground parking lot was less crowded and more convenient.

What a caring, gentle and considerate little pitiful person who is good at empathizing and thinking about what you don't want to do to others.

Song Pianran didn't have any special expression on her face. She looked at her watch and drove the car faster.

The setting sun is like blood, the autumn wind is bleak, and the leaves are golden and fallen. The old lady crossing the road is trembling on crutches, and the newspaper seller is drowsy with his chin propped up.

The elementary school Chinese teacher taught that the bleak scenery often implies the miserable situation of the protagonist.

When I arrived at the parking lot, I saw a person standing and playing with his mobile phone from a distance, with a small suitcase next to him.

Song Pianran got out of the car with a smile on her face, and greeted her with open arms.

Long drought meets sweet rain, dry firewood meets raging fire, broken mirrors will be reunited, and broken lotus roots can be linked together.

Sitting in the car, I watched them embrace each other, as if candles were lit in front of my eyes, to send off this pair of bridal chamber wedding candles.

I clenched my fists to cheer myself up, I must extinguish this flame of love!

"Stop! It's broad daylight, what are you doing!"

I took a deep breath and planned to yell out the classic line of catching rape, but before I could speak, Feng Fan yelled first: "Sister-in-law!"

I choked in my throat, choked on the saliva, and coughed frantically.

Song Pianran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and patted my back to let me breathe. I coughed until my tears came out, and he wiped my face with his hands in disgust: "I'm so stupid."

"No, I'm sorry...cough cough..." I said, "I'm too excited."

Feng Fan smiled: "Brother, you are right, sister-in-law is so cute!"

Song Pianran: "Who says he is cute, I mean stupid."

Me: "cough cough cough..."

When we got in the car, Feng Fan said that he had booked a hotpot restaurant, he put his head in the front seat with a smile, and asked me: "Sister-in-law, can you eat spicy food?"

According to the preliminary statistics made by the 370 ancient dog blood texts I have read, in the standard configuration of Bai Yueguang, the lethality of Bai Yueguang is divided into several ranks.

One is the stalker type Bai Yueguang, for the scumbag, "I was wrong and shouldn't have left you back then, I found out that I still love you the most", and for the scumbag, "He doesn't love you, get the hell out of here, you idiot!" You don't deserve a name in a game of love", this kind of Bai Yueguang has the lowest IQ, nothing to be afraid of, just use violence to get down;

The second type is the temperamental Bai Yueguang, who loves slag Gong even if he sings to death in his heart, but on the surface he likes to ignore him and keep a distance. Take a look at you", this kind of white moonlight is powerful, but there is still a way to solve it, as long as you behave badly in front of the slag Gong;

The third type is the double-faced Bai Yueguang. For Zha Gong, he retreats as an advance. He said that he has completely let go of the past and wants to be friends with Zha Gong. In fact, he is planning step by step in his heart to change from a friend to a lover. Smiling, mmp in her heart, this type of white moonlight is the most powerful, and there is no solution.

For this kind of Bai Yueguang, you can't beat or scold, and it doesn't apply to selling miserably. Instead, you will make yourself look like a fool.

I looked at Feng Fan's sunny face, and returned a sunny smile, silently classifying him as the last category of white moonlight, such a high rank at such a young age!I almost clapped my hands.

"Sister-in-law, you..."

I was a little embarrassed: "Don't, don't, don't call me that, just call me...brother?"

Feng Fan: "???"

Then he hugged his belly and let out an earth-shattering burst of laughter.

Embarrassing, embarrassing.

I glanced at Song Pianran, and he also pursed his lips and smiled.

Annoying!Slag Gong and Bai Yueguang are working together to laugh at me!

I sat upright, trying to save some face for myself: "Brother is a rare fish that lives in the Indian Ocean, just call me Xiaoyu."

Feng Fan laughed until tears came out, and said, "Brother, where did you find such a big baby, find me one too!"

Song Pianran pressed his forehead with a big palm: "You think beautifully!"

Hold!Physical contact!Flirting in front of my face!

I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car!

"What are the taboos for Xiao Yuyu? You can order food in WeChat in this restaurant. I will order it for a while and then I can eat it."

eat hot pot?I am an expert!

Putting grievances aside, the people depend on food.

My little fish crawled back from the bottom of the car: "I'll eat them all, the yellow throat and hairy belly in this shop are absolutely gone!"

Feng Fan: "Okay! Three copies each!"

He then asked Song Pianran: "Brother, what do you want to eat?"

If you want to rob a man, the grievances and grievances are too great!

I answered before Song Pianran, trying to show off my affection: "He doesn't eat green onions!"

Feng Fan let out a "huh" and asked, "I remember you weren't so particular about it before? When did you stop eating green onions? I remember you used to love green onion pancakes."

I:? ? ?

In the past two years, Song Pianran has carried me upstairs to pick green onions every day during meal time, is she playing me?

I automatically imagined the good times of Song Pianran and Feng Fan back then, the two of you shared your love with each other, you took a bite of the green onion pancake, and the emerald green shallots were the witness of their love.Later, when Feng Fan went away to another country, Song Pianran was always troubled. Every time he saw a green onion, he felt emotional and thought about others, so he resolutely stopped eating shallots.

Sing and cry!

Song Pianran touched her ears twice, gave me an awkward look, and said to Feng Fan, "You're the only one who talks too much."

When they got to the box, Guan Yin was already waiting inside.

Seeing Guan Yin, Song Pianran's face immediately darkened three shades: "Why are you here?"

Guan Yin raised his eyebrows provocatively: "Xiao Fan asked me to come! None of your business!"

Feng Fan came in from the back, Guan Yin's face changed, from a big brother in society to a well-behaved boy, he walked up eagerly: "Xiaofan, you are back..."

Feng Fan patted him on the shoulder: "Why haven't you grown taller yet?"

Guan Yin jumped: "I am the elder brother!"

The scene was a little suffocating.

According to Guan Yin, Feng Fan and Song Pianran are lovers in the past tense (?), Song Pianran and I are lovers in the present continuous tense, and Guan Yin and Song Pianran are CPs in the present continuous perfect tense and rivals who dislike each other .

Guan Yin tried every means to separate Song Pianran and me, and tried to get Song Pianran and Feng Fan back together; I tried every means to bring Feng Fan and Song Pianran down.

The Shura field of four people confuses me.

On the other hand, Song Pianran in the middle of the network, deep in the center of the storm, is still very contented, drinking a can of Wanglaoji with the elegance of 82 red wine.

The bottom of the pot boiled, and I poured a plate of fat beef into it. After about ten seconds, Song Pianran picked up a chopstick and put it in my bowl: "My mouth is watering."

I quickly touched the corner of my mouth: "There is no saliva!"

Feng Fan also picked up a chopstick and put it in my bowl: "Sister-in-law is too thin, eat more."

Me: "Thank you thank you."

Guan Yin let out a "hum", and then gave me a piece of meat, bluntly: "Eat!"

I:"???"

It's fine with the two of them, why are you joining in the fun? !

Guan Yin leaned close to my ear and whispered: "If you kill Song dog thief, it will be Xiaofan's!"

Logical genius.

Guan Yin picked up a piece of husband and wife's lung, put it on Feng Fan's plate, and put another piece on Song Pianran's plate.

I glared at Guan Yin, and he glared back viciously.

I kill you!

"what is this?"

Feng Fan has been abroad for a long time, and he is a little unfamiliar with traditional Chinese food.

Guan Yin: "Lung slices, if you eat them, you will be healed for a hundred years..."

I raised my hand to answer: "Friends of a hundred years! How delicious the lungs of friendship are! Diamonds are forever, brothers are forever!"

I put the piece of lung from Song Pianran's plate into Guan Yin's bowl: "Come here! Everyone have a taste, I wish the friendship will last forever! Long live, long live, long live!"

Feng Fan was a little moved, Chi Chi Chi Chi ate the lung slices, and was choked on because it was too spicy, Guan Yin quickly poured him a glass of water: "Slow down, slow down, if you can't eat spicy food, eat less."

After the hot pot was almost eaten, we started to drink. At first, everyone just tasted it, but then the scene became more and more out of control.

Holding the cup, Guan Yin stepped on the chair: "My surname is Song, I can't kill you today!"

Song Pianran was also drunk, rolled up her sleeves and geared up: "I'm afraid of your fart | You thing with hemorrhoids?!"

Guan Yin threw the cup: "Blow on the bottle if you have the ability!"

Song Pianran: "Just blow it!"

He picked up a bottle of beer and put it in his mouth and bit it. After biting for a long time, he found that he couldn't bite off the bottle cap, so he put the bottle in his mouth and sucked it like a pacifier.

I:……

Feng Fan: ...

Guan Yin: Fuck|You cheated!

So he started smoking bottles too.

I:……………

Feng Fan: ...

Me: "...The two of them used to be like this?"

Feng Fan hurriedly put the relationship aside: "There are still normal people in our past gas group!"

Guan Yin and Song Pianran rolled together after drinking. They hooked their shoulders together, and spread out on the sofa like two good brothers.

Guan Yin: "Song Pianran, you, you are an old dog... hiccup!"

Song Pianran: "Who can bark who is an old dog..."

Guan Yin: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

Song Pianran: "Wow woof woof woof!"

The two laughed wildly.

……

There were dogs barking one after another in the box.

Bai Yueguang Feng Fan sat face to face with me, a little embarrassed.

I scooped it up in the pot with a colander: "Eat more."

After fishing for a long time, I picked up half a grain of wolfberry.

I put wolfberry into his bowl: "Goji berry nourishes the brain, invigorates blood circulation, and is suitable for you scholars."

Feng Fan covered his mouth and smiled.

On the sofa, Guan Yin, who was completely drunk, suddenly roared: "Xiao Fan!"

Feng Fan: "What's wrong?"

"Xiaofan! Xiaofan, Xiaofan, Xiaofan!" Guan Yin held up the wine bottle, "You, don't worry! I will never let Song Pianran, that scumbag who plays with you, have a good time!"

This is really a shocking cry.

Sure enough, a drunkard has courage.

Feng Fan supported his forehead with one hand, and shook his head helplessly: "What has this guy been thinking for the past two years..."

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