Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Song Pianran moved a boss chair, and sat face to face with Guan Yin on both sides of the coffee table.

The two confronted each other face to face, their swords were on edge, and the atmosphere was tense.

I sat cross-legged on the coffee table, keeping the two separated in case they broke out again.

Guan Yin took the lead in attacking: "Dog thief! Scumbag!"

Song Pianran sneered three times: "Who has been sticking to me like a dog's plaster for the past two years?"

Guan Yin's nostrils can be raised to the sky: "I specialize in sticking to scumbags!"

Song Pianran: "Are you still looking for someone to scratch my tires? You are quite brave!"

Guan Yin said modestly: "It's not big, it's not as big as you. Do you dare to talk about the matter between you and Xiaofan?"

The key word appeared!

I turned my head to look at Song Pianran, waiting to hear his explanation, but I didn't expect Song Pianran to lower her face, speak slowly, but her eyes were frighteningly cold: "The matter between me and him is none of your business?"

I feel cold.

According to this rhythm, Bai Yueguang wants a stone hammer? !

No no no, can't wait any longer!

The alarm bells for the battle of love have already sounded, and since the first-mover advantage has been lost, it is time to come from behind—to occupy Song Pianran's back door first!

I escaped to the toilet by urinating, opened the delivery app, found a convenience store that was open, and ordered Durex.

On the introduction page, it says lemon flavor, refreshing and cold, giving you an extraordinary experience of flying into the sky!

OK, very good.

In just a short while, Song Pianran and Guan Yin outside saw that they were about to fight again.

Song Pianran didn't know what to say, Guan Yin jumped in anger, stood on the sofa, pointed at Song Pianran's nose and cursed.

I hurriedly sat back on the tea table to separate the two people: "Calm down, calm down! Talk well."

Guan Yin hummed and sat down reluctantly.

I thought of a way: "Let's do this, you answer what I ask. That pink rabbit... Guan Yin, tell me first, your assistant scratched Song Pianran's tire and almost caused a traffic accident. What's going on?"

The surveillance video that Su Xindi pulled out clearly showed that the person who scratched Song Pianran's tire on the day of the accident was the assistant of ZERO group back then, and continued to follow Guan Yin after the group disbanded.

Guan Yin curled his lips, glanced at Song Pianran, and then quickly lowered his head: "I just asked him to draw a few strokes on the car to vent his anger, who knew that idiot just pulled the tire!"

As soon as he wilted, the rabbit ears on the socks also softened.

The great educator Mr. Qi Yu said that to treat children who do wrong things, they must be educated in love and be persuasive.

I whispered, "Then it's really your fault, isn't it?"

Guan Yin glanced at me out of the corner of his eye, nodded awkwardly, and finally said stiffly: "That's not all my fault! If it weren't for the Song dog thief who went too far, I wouldn't bother to make fun of him."

"Xiao Yu'er, did I hear you right?" Song Pianran said in an exaggerated tone, yin and yang, "Is this an apologetic attitude? He only planned to scratch my car and I have to thank him, right?"

Guan Yin cursed indiscriminately angrily.

Helpless, very helpless.

I gave Song Pianran a hard look, I'm taking care of the kids, what trouble are you doing here!

Song Pianran raised her eyebrows, and stared back: "Have the domestic fish grown fat? Have your elbows turned outward?"

I quickly lowered my eyelids, pulled down the corners of my mouth, and made a crying and begging expression.

The whole person is a capital letter.

I cleared my throat and continued to ask Guan Yin: "After ZERO disbanded, you have been intentionally or unintentionally getting involved with Song Pianran, wearing the same clothes and jewelry, what's going on?"

Guan Yin smiled and said, "I just want to make things difficult for him! I'm happy!"

I:"……"

So innocent, so naive, so unpretentious, so damn good, a good reason to get out of the mud and not get stained.

They are really good friends who walk together for a lifetime.

Song Pianran was disdainful, and sneered: "Do you think I want to talk to you?"

I looked at Guan Yin, then at Song Pianran.

Song Pianran is not ignorant of Guan Yin's CP speculation in the past two years. I have asked Song Pianran several times if the studio official should come forward to convey his resistance to Xipi cryptically. Song Pianran's answer is always " Ignore that idiot, let him play by himself."

Thinking about it now, Song Pianran still indulged a little bit with this younger brother in the former group.

"Quickly ask him to ask him!" Guan Yin pointed at Song Pianran and said, "Ask about him and Feng Fan! Let's see if this bastard dares to speak up!"

Right in the middle of my arms.

I followed Guan Yin's words and asked, "Mr. Song Pianran, what is your relationship with Mr. Feng Fan?"

On the surface, the clouds are calm and breezy, but in fact, don't worry about being nervous.

Song Pianran looked calm: "Former teammate, now a friend who occasionally contacts."

I:"……???"

gone?Is it that simple?

Guan Yin scolded: "Shameless! Do you dare to tell me that you were in Xiaofan's room on July 18 the year before last..."

Time: July 2018, 7, half a month before the disbandment of ZERO;

Location: Feng Fan's room;

Characters: Song Pianran and Feng Fan;

plot:……

"I'll say it again, Guan, you, shit, things." Song Pianran put her hands in her pockets, stood up and chased them away, "Get lost! We adults are going to have a nightlife."

I'm scratching my head, I haven't finished listening to the plot yet!

Unexpectedly, Guan Yin made a decisive decision. He lifted his shirt, revealing his snow-white belly, and lay down on the sofa.

what?Wouldn't it be to play 3 or something?

This pink rabbit is not very old, but he is quite energetic!

He took out his mobile phone and "clicked" to take a selfie, shaking the mobile phone: "If you don't make it clear, I will post the photos of me naked at your house on the Internet! I will die with you, you bastard!"

Me: What's the matter with the fish?Fish are innocent?

Song Pianran was calm, with ease: "You send me first, and I have your medical records from the year before last in my hand, so I will tell everyone that you disappeared for half a month because you were not going to study music in the United States, but because you had a seed in your chest. Internal hemorrhoids, went for surgery."

Speaking of this, he snapped his fingers: "Oh, right, you had diarrhea and was bleeding at the time. You took a picture and posted it in the group. I still keep the screenshot, or you can send it out together."

I couldn't help but want to applaud, this man, it's different after living two years longer.

Song Pianran grabbed Guan Yin by the neck and threw him out the door like a chicken cub.

He clapped his hands, and I didn't know why, so I clapped my hands twice.

Song Pianran: "Farewell to the idiot."

Me: "...hehe."

There was too much information this evening, and I was so tired that I was going to collapse, so I had to move the idea of ​​doing Song Pianran with 18 fancy poses to tomorrow.

Song Pianran suddenly said lukewarmly: "You and Guan Yin chatted very happily?"

I replied casually: "It's okay."

After all, I am a child-rearing expert, and I can handle a certain child surnamed Song who does not want to be named, and Guan Yin is nothing to worry about.

Song Pianran leaned on the sofa, lifted her blouse, revealing her thin abdominal muscles: "Hmph, that fat man has fat all over his stomach."

I just came to think about it, maybe Song Pianran is jealous?

Sending away a bear, there is another bearer at home.

Song Pianran was paralyzed, and even her belly button exuded the breath of "come and coax me".

I took the initiative to go over and kiss his ear: "My boyfriend is the most pleasing to the eye and the most handsome."

He scratched my chin with his backhand.

You Lennon me Lennon, affectionate, confused.

His hand slid down my chin into the collar, and I pulled his wrist loosely, performing a show of playing hard to get.

"Qi Yu—is Qi Yu here?!"

Someone outside the door yelled loudly: "Your condom has arrived--! Come down and get it!"

The author has something to say

Yu: July 18 of the previous year, you were in Fengfan's room...

Song: I heard that Durex has arrived?

(The countdown to the end is over!)