Employment Guide For Professional Fans

[The man who is keen on making CP with my boyfriend has come to his door, he is not kind, what should I do? Wait online! 】

Guan Yin sat carelessly in the middle of the sofa, with his legs crossed, wearing his huge sunglasses, full of the temperament of a big brother in society.

The fly in the ointment is that his socks are pink rabbits, and there are two rabbit ears hanging from his ankles.

I was shocked.

Shouldn't the skr's rivet boots be worn with black cotton sweat-absorbing socks exclusive to the boss?

Or is it that I can't keep up with the times, and I don't understand how a young man in his early twenties can be a big boss.

He: "Where is Song Dog Thief?"

Me: "Song goes upstairs to get dressed, the dog is in the yard, if there is a thief - there are no thieves in the world."

He was furious, took off his sunglasses and threw them on the sofa: "Wearing clothes?! He didn't wear clothes when I came? What are you adulterers and adulterers doing?!"

Is there even a question?I glanced at him. Of course the two men were fighting with bayonets without any clothes on.

When he got angry, the pink rabbit ears on the socks flicked.

"Ah ah ah ah ah you are not a human being named Song, you are shameless—!"

He simply jumped onto the sofa, performed a fancy trampoline on it, pointed at the ceiling and acted coquettishly, no, he yelled: "You bastard, you will die so badly, I hope you wake up tomorrow morning and Xiaojiji will fall off naturally** 1 years!"

When he jumped like this, the rabbit ears bounced up and down even more violently.

How to appease the pink rabbit with fried fur?

I was dizzy and tried to ask, "Do you want carrots?"

"..."

He stood on the sofa with his hands on his hips, and looked at me like he was looking at a stupid primate, which is called a fool for short.

"I mean, what are you drinking? I'll pour it for you!"

Tired of jumping around, he sat down, crossed his legs, and waved his hand: "Get a bottle of wine!"

Me: "What flavor do you want? There are strawberry and apple fruit wines at home."

He slapped the sofa, his eyes wide open: "Who do you look down on? Do you know about spirits?! Do you understand Erguotou?! What kind of alcohol is strong? Give me something! The harder the better! I will fight later Song dog thief cried bitterly and splattered three feet of blood! With my pair of shadowless feet, he can fly straight to India and still be able to catch up with Brother Ah San to spread pancakes tomorrow morning!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and shook it twice in shock.

……

I froze and stood still.

I don't know if there are any shadows on his feet, but I can see clearly that the pink rabbit on his feet has two shiny front teeth.

Seeing that I was not moving, he snorted and threw the sunglasses to me: "If you are afraid, wear my sunglasses, and you can't see anything when your eyes are smeared. Don't worry, I won't take my anger out on you, and you are an innocent victim too." Or, the fault is Song Pianran's treachery, ungratefulness, crossing rivers and demolishing bridges..."

I was afraid that he would memorize an idiom dictionary in a fit of anger, so I quickly put on my sunglasses and said, "I'll pour the wine!"

There is no spirits, Song Pianran doesn't drink those, and the house only has low-alcohol fruit wine.

I know Guan Yin very well. In an interview last month, he also said that his favorite drink is small milk, so I made him a cup of handsome and delicious dog milk powder imported from Italy. The milk is rich in fragrance and rich in nutrition.

He was very dissatisfied when I brought the milk over: "What is this? My Erguotou!"

Me: "Didn't you say you like drinking milk the most?"

He: "Personal design! Do you understand the human design! I am following the route of a good boy, but in fact I am very fierce. Haven't you seen it yet?"

Sorry to tell you the truth, I really didn't see it.

I thought Guan Yin was an insidious and cunning vampire, but I never expected that he was a pink rabbit who is strong on the outside but on the inside!

He took a sip of hot milk with the cup in his hand, half-closed his eyes, and with a milk mustache on his lips, he smacked his mouth and said, "Why don't you put some sugar... What brand is this milk? I drank so much milk." , this is the best drink."

dog tags.

I was afraid that he would ask about the brand of milk powder again, so I hurriedly took out a pack of Miao Crispy Corners from the snack cabinet under the coffee table and handed it to him: "I eat sugar for tooth decay at night, eat some of this, and drink some milk."

Guan Yin tore open the package, threw a Miao crispy horn into his mouth, and licked his fingers: "I think you are a good person, break up with Song Pianran quickly, he is a scumbag!"

???

Does Guan Yin know something inside?

I then asked, "What happened to him?"

Guan Yin clicked and gnawed on the corner of Miaojiao, glanced at me strangely, licked his fingers, and glanced again.

I was so uncomfortable being stared at by him, he sighed pretendingly, and said in a daze, "It looks like it! It really looks like it!"

"like what?"

"Feng Fan." He said, "The younger brother of our group at that time, you really look like him."

I pinched my nose and scratched my face.

After living for 25 years, this is the first time someone says I look like Feng Fan!

This is a compliment and affirmation of my appearance!

I was a little happy inside.

Guan Yin was shocked: "Why aren't you angry?"

I laughed silly twice.

He couldn't hold back anymore, and said all at once: "Song Pianran and Feng Fan are having an affair, Song Pianran is too scumbag, Feng Fan went abroad, the group broke up, and now the surname Song is looking for you again—" he said Here, Shen winked at me mysteriously: "Do you understand?"

My quick-witted little head is running fast, and the thousands of romance novels I have read are turning pages in my head, what is this?

car accident?no.Amnesia?no.Terminally ill?Nor is it.

This is white, moon, light, substitute, body, and stem!

A big pot of ancient blood was poured down.

This statement also appeared in the post I saw in the Douban tearing group, implying that Feng Fan liked Song Pianran.

Guan Yin added fuel to the fire and blew into my ear: "Feng Fan will return to China the day after tomorrow. If you leave now, you will dump Song Pianran, what a face! Otherwise, when Feng Fan comes back, the two of them One piece of dry wood and one piece of fire..."

Yes, Song Pianran is the dry wood, Feng Fan is the raging fire.

Song Pianran is the one who appreciates the moon, and Feng Fan is the white moonlight hanging in the sky.

Once Jinfeng Yulu meets, what's the matter with my fish!

Am I going to be cold? !

The only way now is to do Song Pianran before Feng Fan comes back!

Get this bundle of dry wood completely wet, and I can't keep the fire from burning!

"Why don't you take my car and go! Don't stay in this sad place!"

Guan Yin encouraged me beside me.

He didn't know that I had made up my mind.

I, Qi Xiaoyu, faced Bai Yueguang, and it was impossible to escape.

In ancient times, Hou Yi shot the sun, and today there are fish fighting the moon.

What's more, countless novels tell us that no matter how many roles Bai Yueguang plays, in the end, they are just cannon fodder to serve as a foil for the protagonist's love!

Just as I was thinking about doing Song Pianran's 18 poses, Song Pianran got dressed and went downstairs.

"Guan, what are you doing here?!"

He stood on the stairs with a bad tone and was very arrogant.

"Hmph! I'm here to take your head and dick!"

Seeing Song Pianran, Guan Yin's hair stood on end, as if seeing the Alaskan Ran Shuai opposite.

"Hey!" Song Pianran disdainfully said, "Have you grown all your hair and you are talking nonsense in front of me? By the way, what happened to the mole you had the year before last? Did the operation go well?"

"Song dog thief you! You!"

Guan Yin was choked with anger, so I hurriedly handed him some milk to drink Shun Shun Qi.

"Qi Xiaoyu, why do you care about him? Come here!"

Song Pianran was not happy anymore.

"Don't go there!"

Guan Yin grabbed my hand.

"You still dare to touch him?" Song Pianran was furious, "Believe it or not, I chopped off your hand!"

"Come on!" Guan Yin stretched out his hand provocatively, "If you don't chop you up, you'll be a Ugandan wild dog!"

He still had a few delicate corners on his fingers, and Song Pianran's face turned ashen when he stretched it out like this.

It's the end of the world.

Song Pianran: "You still eat my crispy corners?!"

Guan Yin smiled with a twisted mouth, picked up Miao Crispy Corner in front of Song Pianran, and poured the whole bag into his mouth.

I was dumbfounded, the small mouth has a big capacity.

is a cruel man.

Song Pianran rolled up her sleeves, and rushed down in two or three steps: "Okay! I'll beat you so that your hemorrhoids fall off freely today!"

Guan Yin hid around the coffee table, his mouth was full of Miao crispy horns, and a pile of dregs spewed out from his mouth.

"Go to the shit bar and introduce a Zha Lan!"

Two big men with an average height of more than 1.8 meters played a small game of chasing and running around the coffee table.

The picture is so beautiful, I want to call the police.

The author has something to say

Guan Yin: Song Pianran has Bai Yueguang, you are just a stand-in

Xiaoyu: Got it, I will work hard and fuck him tomorrow

Guan Yin:? ? ?Why is it different from the script

(Guan Yin’s special episode has been arranged, mothers will climb the wall again at that time!!!)