Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Under Song Pianran's serious proposal, I went to live in his house.

For this shameless and meaningful proposal, I also pretended to be reserved at first and refused.

Me: "Not too good?"

He: "It's okay."

Me: "I'm not ready yet..."

Him: "What are you ready for?"

There is a lot to prepare for.

What is the most indispensable thing in the cohabitation life of Mili Tiaoyou?It's that oil!That lubricating oil!

Looking down at my little crotch, the young and immature little fish is not ready to fight on the battlefield.

I euphemistically said: "I'm afraid of getting hurt..."

He wondered: "What injury?"

I point my fingers, it's hard to tell.

What else could hurt, isn't it because I'm afraid that my majestic little fish will crash into your closed little back door?It is said that he will have diarrhea and fever the next day, and it is his fault.

I faltered and said, "That's what... tearing and so on..."

Song Pianran half-closed her eyes, and smiled happily: "Don't worry, I will be careful."

Really understanding.

If he has to be "careful" about this kind of thing, am I still a man?

I took Song Pianran's hand and said emotionally: "You don't have to be too careful, don't be depressed, just enjoy it."

I am determined to watch at least three love action movies every night from tonight, improve theoretical knowledge, learn tricks and poses, and strive for Xiao Xiaoyu not to flinch or slump when she goes into battle in person, and to be heroic and energetic, guaranteed three times a night for half an hour.

Give me one night, and Song Pianran will be devoted to me for the rest of her life.

Fly hand rubbing anticipation.

I didn't have much stuff, so I packed a suitcase and moved into the guest room.

Two big men live together with guns in their mouths, and it is impossible not to compete.

One day he had just finished his body, and his muscles were particularly obvious due to the congestion. He walked up to me with his upper body naked to show off.

He patted his belly: "How about this abdominal muscle? Evaluate it."

I'm watching an anti-war drama. The hero and heroine are captured by the enemy and want to die together.Before the hero came, he was prepared to die. He hid a mine in his crotch, and the heroine reached out to dig it out. The plot was at a critical moment, and Song Pianran's huge body blocked my sight.

"Miaomiaomiao!" I was perfunctory and gave him a casual push, "Let's go first!"

With this push, Song Pianran became stiff, and I was startled.

I don't know if the heroine did it in the end, but I did anyway.

"Qi Xiaoyu, where are you touching?"

Song Pianran's voice was deep and inexplicably hoarse.

This is really embarrassing for the fish.

"Then what... I'm sorry..." I rubbed my butt out, and the slippers were ready, "I'm going back to my room first..."

"Let you go?"

Song Pianran grabbed my chin and forced me to raise my head. He looked at me condescendingly, the hair was still glistening with sweat, it was dripping and sexy.

He leaned over and put his face close to mine, the tips of his hair rubbed against my face, itching.

Bewitched by the beauty, I completely lost the ability to resist, closed my eyes obediently, and engaged in a real battle of lips and tongues with Song Pianran.

It wasn't until Song Pianran grabbed my hand and put it on an indescribable part that was ready to go, that I suddenly widened my eyes.

I, of, old, God, Lord, ah.

Song Pianran's size is so majestic. Compared with him, my little fish is really stretched.

Luckily, I'm the one on top.

When Song Pianran grabbed my hand and moved it up and down, I was dazed, and I was a little lucky.

Unexpectedly, Song Pianran was getting more and more aggressive, using my fish hand to do the up and down tight and loose things, and even started to pick up my pants and wipe the gun on me.

When two guns meet, there is bound to be a defeat.

If my little fish is an ordinary firecracker, he is a long and bold version of Er Tijiao.I was trembling and trembling, but he was still in good spirits and full of energy.

Cleaning guns is good, but you can't come here often!

Later, my little fish couldn't even spit out white bubbles, and Song Pianran's gun still stood upright, rubbing against my fish frantically.

I just want to cry without tears.

The key point is that after Song Pianran finished shooting and put away the gun, she would always blushed and sit quietly aside, exuding an aura of "I will be responsible for me if you mess with me, you scumbag".

I had no choice but to drag my tired body along his hair and lean on him.

He turned his head and didn't look at me, his ears were frighteningly red, his chin was raised slightly delicately, and he asked, "You like it?"

It's not that I like it or dislike it, it's just that my body can't bear it!

He coughed.

I nodded quickly: "I like it!"

He hummed.

This day, Song Pianran had just finished taking a shower, and asked me to help him dry his hair. While blowing, I sat on his lap, and while he was sitting, he flicked up his bathrobe and was about to draw his gun.

I feel like I am facing a big enemy, and my hairs stand on end.

No way, really no way!Xiao Xiaoyu has fought with him too many times this week, and he is returning to the factory for maintenance, and he really can't stand up!

"Ding-dong-"

The doorbell rings, help from heaven!

I jumped off his lap nimbly, said, "I'll open the door when someone comes," and quickly grabbed my crotch and rushed downstairs.

No matter who you are or where you come from, I will present you with a "Fish Warrior" pennant, the kind with gold bars.

"Ding dong—— ding dong ding dong ding dong—"

The doorbell rang faster and faster, and the guests outside the door were getting impatient.

"Song Pianran, open the door!"

The people outside shouted, the voice of the pure natural plastic doll sounded familiar.

"What are you and the goblin doing in there? Get out of here!!!"

I opened the door and looked, and stayed.

A man with grey-haired grandma, wearing a black T-shirt with a huge golden brand logo shining, a gold pig chain around his neck, and punk Martin boots covered with rivets.

His face is very small. If the general star has a slap face, he has a small fist face. His skin is very white, and he looks childish, even smaller than what he usually sees on TV.

He was wearing exaggerated sunglasses, which took up two-thirds of his face.

Seeing the door open, he snapped his middle finger and wrote a long sentence: "Song Pianran, you goddamn dog|I'm going to come to kill you today, kneel down and hug my thigh and cry!" Call me grandpa three times and I won't spare you!"

It's amazing in one go.

It's a pity that he is congenitally deficient. No matter how he sounds like a baby, his baby voice sounds soft and glutinous, as if he is acting like a baby. I, an old man with a family, can't stand it.

He took a breath, and continued to attack with a long sentence: "Song, if you don't speak, you are guilty, right? I won't let you go because of this. You'd better hand me the knife obediently. I will raise the knife and fall..."

"That..." I couldn't help interrupting him, "Sorry, I'm not Song Pianran."

So stop acting like a spoiled child to me, I am unyielding to my wife!

Hearing this, he choked, and lowered his sunglasses to the tip of his nose, revealing a pair of round almond eyes with slender eyelashes, as cute as a doll.

Then he smiled crookedly, revealing a deep dimple on the left side of his face.

With a fierce tone, he tried to highlight his social temperament, folded his hands on his chest, shook one leg, and asked arrogantly: "Are you that little goblin?"

What's the matter with this kind of instant sight of the empress in the palace coming to hit the mistress?

Before I could reply, he took off his sunglasses and weighed them in his hands: "Do you know me?"

I know, why don't I know!

I know it all too well.

Isn't it the former ZERO group dancer, self-proclaimed CP master, and another master of reciting, Guan Yin Ben Yin?

The author has something to say

Xiaoyu: Song Pianran is so strong, but luckily I am on top

Song Pianran: Men, decide with a gun

(At this time, a passer-by Guan Yin passed by: Although he didn't understand, he still had to pretend to be fierce)