Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!
Chapter 4 The Rules of Human Society
Congratulations to the two gods who took over the two gods, Zhangshengshen and Mingsi. From now on, everything in the world will be controlled by the two gods, remember to support each other, and feel grateful for the common people.
The God of Palm, Feng Ze meditated on his seat, turned his eyes sideways, but couldn't see the face of the person next to him clearly.He grabbed the sleeve of Shen Sishen, and was about to ask him, when suddenly he felt the world spinning——
The alarm clock rang at seven o'clock on time, Qing Yu quickly threw away the egg in his arms, turned over and put on the clothes on the bedside.
Feng Ze Gu Lu Gu Lu rolled to the edge of the wall before stopping, feeling dizzy that the egg white and egg yolk had been mixed evenly.He struggled to float up, and the memory of returning to the cage finally reminded him of last night, he seemed to be dragged to bed by that wild dog forcibly!
Later, because of being held tightly in his arms, he gradually lost consciousness, and when he woke up, he was no longer an innocent egg.
because--
That dog is actually naked!sleep!of!
It really tarnishes the godhead, he will be punished by heaven sooner or later, Feng Ze thought viciously.
Qing Yu was dressed neatly, put down her hair and put on flat glasses, and was about to go out when she suddenly remembered something, turned back and grabbed Feng Ze out and put it in her pocket.
"What do you want to do to Benfeng again? You beast!" Fengze struggled weakly in his suit pocket, trying to defend the dignity of God in this way.
Qing Yu got off the elevator and walked outside the apartment, holding Feng Ze through his pocket, "Don't move around, I don't intend to do anything to you."
Feeling the pressure from the eggshell, Fengze calmed down a little, but his heart became more turbulent, "But you put Benfeng on the bed yesterday, deliberately murdered you, and—"
"That," Qing Yu walked through the alley, and moved straight to the front of the station while no one was paying attention, "because I suddenly discovered that you are very good at keeping warm."
Warm function?Is the relationship using him as a warm baby?The noble ancient kamikaze couldn't accept this reality, and immediately exploded, "How dare you use my phoenix's eggs to keep warm, do you know that my phoenix is familiar with the red flame fire, which can burn you physically and mentally!"
It was the coldest time in winter, when Qing Yu walked out the door, he felt like it would freeze into ice, he resisted the idea of turning back and going back to sleep, and casually suggested, "The fire of the red flame, use it to grill fish tonight Bar."
"The fire of the red flame is a pure divine fire, not for you to grill fish!" Feng Ze exploded immediately, "I have emphasized it many times, can you respect my godhead!"
"Hush, the car is here." Qing Yu saw the line leading to the company from a distance, closed his mouth and used telepathy to signal Fengze to be quiet.
What is a car?When Feng Ze heard the novel term, his momentum suddenly weakened.He quietly poked out a little from his pocket, and saw a big iron box parked in front of him, and Qing Yu actively got into the mouth of the iron box.
God, it was horrible!
Is this some new way of offering sacrifices?Is he going to be eaten by this monster like this?Feng Ze suddenly became nervous, and quickly shrank it into Qing Yu's dark pocket in fright.
Since it is not yet the rush hour for work, the seats on the bus are relatively empty.Qing Yu found a seat by the window and sat down, noticing that a certain phoenix who had been making a lot of noise since yesterday was surprisingly quiet.
Probably hungry, Qing Yu dug out a toffee from the briefcase that God knows when he put it in, unwrapped the candy wrapper, and gently snapped Fengze's eggshell with his fingertips through the pocket, and sent the toffee over .Feng Ze cautiously got out of the tip of the shell, and when he confirmed that there were no beasts around waiting to eat him, he carefully took the candy Qing Yu handed over, and rubbed it with the egg shell.
The food in the mortal world is really delicious, can the cubs of beasts enjoy such sweet treatment?Feng Ze slowly absorbed the toffee, wanting to bubble with happiness.
"Humans have invented many means of transportation, and the car is the most common one."
Feng Ze was immersed in the aroma of toffee, when he suddenly heard Qing Yu's voice, he squeezed out a gap in his pocket, saw Qing Yu looking out of the window, his mouth didn't move, but the voice continued to come over, it should be giving he explained.
"Here you will see things flying in the sky and floating in the water. You will see even more strange things later, remember not to show your ignorance."
"How dare you say that Benfeng is ignorant, you—"
"What about the answer?"
"I see." After all, this dog is his owner now, Feng Ze judged the situation and honestly admitted, "Then we are going to find those flying and swimming monsters now?"
"No, what I'm going to do is scarier than that." The bus stopped, Qing Yu got off with Feng Ze in his arms, and stood in front of a tall office building, "It's time to go to work today."
It's just going to work, can it be scarier than a dog?
Feng Ze held his pocket and looked up at the tall building, secretly evaluating the strength gap between Qing Yu and this giant building.
He is so small, how can he get on?
"In the mortal world, going to work and school are the two scariest things, you will understand sooner or later." Qing Yu pushed Feng Ze back into his pocket, and walked into the company building as usual.
He arrives half an hour early every day so that he doesn't have to meet too many colleagues on the way to the office.
Even after living in human society for more than a hundred years, Qing Yu is still not used to the so-called interpersonal communication.
Because he is too clear that the so-called human beings are fragile objects that have only a few decades of life and have to experience birth, old age, sickness and death.Once you have a relationship with them, you must face the inevitable farewell.
'Qing Yu, will you still like me when I'm reincarnated? '
'No matter how many times you reincarnate, I will meet you. '
But I won't like it anymore, Qing Yu doesn't want human beings to immerse themselves in their love again and grow old and die.
Since it is doomed to die, it is better not to provoke her from the beginning.
A familiar voice came from afar, interrupting his recollection of events from a hundred years ago.
"Qing Yu, you're here." Lian Xi rushed to the company, saw Qing Yu's back from a distance, and quickly followed, "Did anything happen after you went back that day? I contacted you several times later, but I didn't hear anything." reply."
"It's okay." After that day, he was busy teasing Feng Ze, and really didn't bother to reply to Lian Xi's message.
"That's good, I can't perceive your demonic breath is too weak, I'm really afraid that you will be bullied by the wandering monsters." Seeing that his hands and feet were intact, Lian Xi felt relieved, "The personnel department mentioned you later, I said You go to the bathroom and they don't ask again, which is lucky."
"Well, no one will pay special attention to me."
"Speaking of which, the new year has begun, and if you fail to produce performance this year, you may be fired." Lian Xi stood outside the office, scratching the door frame and said worriedly, "If you leave this company, you won't be able to accept The "Ten Thousand Monsters General Rule" has taken shelter."
"Well, I see."
"You'd better work hard, otherwise you, a low-level monster, will be wiped out by the wandering big monsters if you leave the system." Lian Xi moved his ears, heard the movement of other employees coming one after another, and told him to take the next step Three turned around and walked back to his office.
Feng Ze jumped out of Qing Yu's pocket and onto the table, finally seeing the light of day again.He stuck on Qing Yu's coffee cup and shook it, "That's the magpie you mentioned just now? He seems to care about your appearance."
"His name is Lian Xi, and he cares about every monster. Do you want me to send you to his den?"
Feng Ze quickly shook the eggshell to protest, "His demon power is too weak, he can't protect me well."
Qing Yu thought about it, and it was indeed too dangerous to send it to Lian Xi.This god is really troublesome, according to Lian Xi's temper, he will soon agree to treat him like a cow or a horse.
"Is the "General Rules of Ten Thousand Monsters" he mentioned the previous law for the coexistence of monsters and humans? You actually followed it." Feng Ze also participated in the compilation of this law when he was in office, but he was completely wrong at the time. Carry out what illusions.
"Human beings are gradually getting stronger, and there is nothing you can do if you don't compromise." Qing Yu took out a box of biscuits from the drawer, picked out a bone-shaped one and handed it to Feng Ze, "Dog biscuits, do you want to eat?"
Feng Ze smelled the sweet smell, wanted to take it, but looked at the shape of the biscuit but hesitated, "I am a god, how can I eat dog food, hmph!"
Qing Yu threw the biscuit into his mouth, and showed Fengze the package.On the top of the box is written: baby teething stick.Feng Ze felt regretful, couldn't help grinding the table with an eggshell, and planned to roll over secretly to steal a biscuit to eat, but when he heard the sound of footsteps nearby, he immediately retracted.
"Qing Yu, you came so early," a colleague greeted him casually seeing him in his seat.Qing Yu nodded, as if he had dealt with it.Before the colleague was about to leave, he suddenly saw Feng Ze on his desk, "Where did you buy the egg? It's so big, isn't it an egg?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab Feng Ze and touched it, "It's still hot, it must have just been cooked."
"Yes." Qing Yu secretly threatened Fengze with air pressure, forcing him to play dead in the hands of that human.
The colleague was curious about asking about the specific species, when a low-pitched reprimand sounded out of nowhere——
"The company is a workplace, not for you to exchange souvenirs."
The colleague was so frightened that his hands trembled, and the egg fell straight from his hand.Qing Yu stretched out his hand calmly to hold the eggshell from below, and looked sideways at Jue Ya, the business manager who suddenly appeared.
"I hope that an old employee with no achievements can correct his attitude. The company is not a refugee shelter." Jue Ya looked down at Qing Yu, licked his exposed fangs, "Do you want to be fired?"
Seeing that there was someone more attractive than him, Feng Ze immediately became angry, "What's the matter with this wolf monster? How dare you be so arrogant! Qing Yu quickly reveal your ghostly nature, teach him a lesson!"
Qing Yu closed his eyes and paused, put Feng Ze in his pocket, stood up and bowed respectfully to Jue Ya, "Good morning, manager."
The author has something to say: Feng Ze: mmp, why are you acting like a ghost in front of me?
Qing Yu: Because future partners should be treated differently.
The God of Palm, Feng Ze meditated on his seat, turned his eyes sideways, but couldn't see the face of the person next to him clearly.He grabbed the sleeve of Shen Sishen, and was about to ask him, when suddenly he felt the world spinning——
The alarm clock rang at seven o'clock on time, Qing Yu quickly threw away the egg in his arms, turned over and put on the clothes on the bedside.
Feng Ze Gu Lu Gu Lu rolled to the edge of the wall before stopping, feeling dizzy that the egg white and egg yolk had been mixed evenly.He struggled to float up, and the memory of returning to the cage finally reminded him of last night, he seemed to be dragged to bed by that wild dog forcibly!
Later, because of being held tightly in his arms, he gradually lost consciousness, and when he woke up, he was no longer an innocent egg.
because--
That dog is actually naked!sleep!of!
It really tarnishes the godhead, he will be punished by heaven sooner or later, Feng Ze thought viciously.
Qing Yu was dressed neatly, put down her hair and put on flat glasses, and was about to go out when she suddenly remembered something, turned back and grabbed Feng Ze out and put it in her pocket.
"What do you want to do to Benfeng again? You beast!" Fengze struggled weakly in his suit pocket, trying to defend the dignity of God in this way.
Qing Yu got off the elevator and walked outside the apartment, holding Feng Ze through his pocket, "Don't move around, I don't intend to do anything to you."
Feeling the pressure from the eggshell, Fengze calmed down a little, but his heart became more turbulent, "But you put Benfeng on the bed yesterday, deliberately murdered you, and—"
"That," Qing Yu walked through the alley, and moved straight to the front of the station while no one was paying attention, "because I suddenly discovered that you are very good at keeping warm."
Warm function?Is the relationship using him as a warm baby?The noble ancient kamikaze couldn't accept this reality, and immediately exploded, "How dare you use my phoenix's eggs to keep warm, do you know that my phoenix is familiar with the red flame fire, which can burn you physically and mentally!"
It was the coldest time in winter, when Qing Yu walked out the door, he felt like it would freeze into ice, he resisted the idea of turning back and going back to sleep, and casually suggested, "The fire of the red flame, use it to grill fish tonight Bar."
"The fire of the red flame is a pure divine fire, not for you to grill fish!" Feng Ze exploded immediately, "I have emphasized it many times, can you respect my godhead!"
"Hush, the car is here." Qing Yu saw the line leading to the company from a distance, closed his mouth and used telepathy to signal Fengze to be quiet.
What is a car?When Feng Ze heard the novel term, his momentum suddenly weakened.He quietly poked out a little from his pocket, and saw a big iron box parked in front of him, and Qing Yu actively got into the mouth of the iron box.
God, it was horrible!
Is this some new way of offering sacrifices?Is he going to be eaten by this monster like this?Feng Ze suddenly became nervous, and quickly shrank it into Qing Yu's dark pocket in fright.
Since it is not yet the rush hour for work, the seats on the bus are relatively empty.Qing Yu found a seat by the window and sat down, noticing that a certain phoenix who had been making a lot of noise since yesterday was surprisingly quiet.
Probably hungry, Qing Yu dug out a toffee from the briefcase that God knows when he put it in, unwrapped the candy wrapper, and gently snapped Fengze's eggshell with his fingertips through the pocket, and sent the toffee over .Feng Ze cautiously got out of the tip of the shell, and when he confirmed that there were no beasts around waiting to eat him, he carefully took the candy Qing Yu handed over, and rubbed it with the egg shell.
The food in the mortal world is really delicious, can the cubs of beasts enjoy such sweet treatment?Feng Ze slowly absorbed the toffee, wanting to bubble with happiness.
"Humans have invented many means of transportation, and the car is the most common one."
Feng Ze was immersed in the aroma of toffee, when he suddenly heard Qing Yu's voice, he squeezed out a gap in his pocket, saw Qing Yu looking out of the window, his mouth didn't move, but the voice continued to come over, it should be giving he explained.
"Here you will see things flying in the sky and floating in the water. You will see even more strange things later, remember not to show your ignorance."
"How dare you say that Benfeng is ignorant, you—"
"What about the answer?"
"I see." After all, this dog is his owner now, Feng Ze judged the situation and honestly admitted, "Then we are going to find those flying and swimming monsters now?"
"No, what I'm going to do is scarier than that." The bus stopped, Qing Yu got off with Feng Ze in his arms, and stood in front of a tall office building, "It's time to go to work today."
It's just going to work, can it be scarier than a dog?
Feng Ze held his pocket and looked up at the tall building, secretly evaluating the strength gap between Qing Yu and this giant building.
He is so small, how can he get on?
"In the mortal world, going to work and school are the two scariest things, you will understand sooner or later." Qing Yu pushed Feng Ze back into his pocket, and walked into the company building as usual.
He arrives half an hour early every day so that he doesn't have to meet too many colleagues on the way to the office.
Even after living in human society for more than a hundred years, Qing Yu is still not used to the so-called interpersonal communication.
Because he is too clear that the so-called human beings are fragile objects that have only a few decades of life and have to experience birth, old age, sickness and death.Once you have a relationship with them, you must face the inevitable farewell.
'Qing Yu, will you still like me when I'm reincarnated? '
'No matter how many times you reincarnate, I will meet you. '
But I won't like it anymore, Qing Yu doesn't want human beings to immerse themselves in their love again and grow old and die.
Since it is doomed to die, it is better not to provoke her from the beginning.
A familiar voice came from afar, interrupting his recollection of events from a hundred years ago.
"Qing Yu, you're here." Lian Xi rushed to the company, saw Qing Yu's back from a distance, and quickly followed, "Did anything happen after you went back that day? I contacted you several times later, but I didn't hear anything." reply."
"It's okay." After that day, he was busy teasing Feng Ze, and really didn't bother to reply to Lian Xi's message.
"That's good, I can't perceive your demonic breath is too weak, I'm really afraid that you will be bullied by the wandering monsters." Seeing that his hands and feet were intact, Lian Xi felt relieved, "The personnel department mentioned you later, I said You go to the bathroom and they don't ask again, which is lucky."
"Well, no one will pay special attention to me."
"Speaking of which, the new year has begun, and if you fail to produce performance this year, you may be fired." Lian Xi stood outside the office, scratching the door frame and said worriedly, "If you leave this company, you won't be able to accept The "Ten Thousand Monsters General Rule" has taken shelter."
"Well, I see."
"You'd better work hard, otherwise you, a low-level monster, will be wiped out by the wandering big monsters if you leave the system." Lian Xi moved his ears, heard the movement of other employees coming one after another, and told him to take the next step Three turned around and walked back to his office.
Feng Ze jumped out of Qing Yu's pocket and onto the table, finally seeing the light of day again.He stuck on Qing Yu's coffee cup and shook it, "That's the magpie you mentioned just now? He seems to care about your appearance."
"His name is Lian Xi, and he cares about every monster. Do you want me to send you to his den?"
Feng Ze quickly shook the eggshell to protest, "His demon power is too weak, he can't protect me well."
Qing Yu thought about it, and it was indeed too dangerous to send it to Lian Xi.This god is really troublesome, according to Lian Xi's temper, he will soon agree to treat him like a cow or a horse.
"Is the "General Rules of Ten Thousand Monsters" he mentioned the previous law for the coexistence of monsters and humans? You actually followed it." Feng Ze also participated in the compilation of this law when he was in office, but he was completely wrong at the time. Carry out what illusions.
"Human beings are gradually getting stronger, and there is nothing you can do if you don't compromise." Qing Yu took out a box of biscuits from the drawer, picked out a bone-shaped one and handed it to Feng Ze, "Dog biscuits, do you want to eat?"
Feng Ze smelled the sweet smell, wanted to take it, but looked at the shape of the biscuit but hesitated, "I am a god, how can I eat dog food, hmph!"
Qing Yu threw the biscuit into his mouth, and showed Fengze the package.On the top of the box is written: baby teething stick.Feng Ze felt regretful, couldn't help grinding the table with an eggshell, and planned to roll over secretly to steal a biscuit to eat, but when he heard the sound of footsteps nearby, he immediately retracted.
"Qing Yu, you came so early," a colleague greeted him casually seeing him in his seat.Qing Yu nodded, as if he had dealt with it.Before the colleague was about to leave, he suddenly saw Feng Ze on his desk, "Where did you buy the egg? It's so big, isn't it an egg?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab Feng Ze and touched it, "It's still hot, it must have just been cooked."
"Yes." Qing Yu secretly threatened Fengze with air pressure, forcing him to play dead in the hands of that human.
The colleague was curious about asking about the specific species, when a low-pitched reprimand sounded out of nowhere——
"The company is a workplace, not for you to exchange souvenirs."
The colleague was so frightened that his hands trembled, and the egg fell straight from his hand.Qing Yu stretched out his hand calmly to hold the eggshell from below, and looked sideways at Jue Ya, the business manager who suddenly appeared.
"I hope that an old employee with no achievements can correct his attitude. The company is not a refugee shelter." Jue Ya looked down at Qing Yu, licked his exposed fangs, "Do you want to be fired?"
Seeing that there was someone more attractive than him, Feng Ze immediately became angry, "What's the matter with this wolf monster? How dare you be so arrogant! Qing Yu quickly reveal your ghostly nature, teach him a lesson!"
Qing Yu closed his eyes and paused, put Feng Ze in his pocket, stood up and bowed respectfully to Jue Ya, "Good morning, manager."
The author has something to say: Feng Ze: mmp, why are you acting like a ghost in front of me?
Qing Yu: Because future partners should be treated differently.
You'll Also Like
-
The Comprehensive Evolution of American Comics
Chapter 910 2 hours ago -
Doomsday: Gain experience by hunting
Chapter 366 5 hours ago -
You said you would make games by yourself, but how did you become the richest man by doing nothing?
Chapter 647 5 hours ago -
Under the Red Dragon
Chapter 374 8 hours ago -
Master Craftsman of the Pokemon World
Chapter 165 8 hours ago -
Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature
Chapter 306 8 hours ago -
Demon Cultivator: Heaven and earth are the cauldron, and all living beings are the medicine
Chapter 90 19 hours ago -
Super technology leader
Chapter 434 20 hours ago -
Dragon's Origin
Chapter 1570 20 hours ago -
The villain queen eavesdropped on my inner thoughts and won't let me lie down?
Chapter 309 1 days ago