Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!

The result really called.

Feng Ze soaked in the milk bowl, Eggy regretted it very much.

If the God Realm knew about this matter, where would his dignity as a phoenix be?

It seems that when the divine power is restored, the dog who bullies God must be silenced first.

Qing Yu changed into loose cream-yellow house clothes after washing up, and went to the living room just in time to see Feng Ze rolling in a bowl.He pinched the eggshell with two fingers and fished Feng Ze out of the empty bowl. Looking at the clean and shiny eggshell, Qing Yu thought for a moment, then led him into the bathroom.

Feng Ze had enough to eat and drink, so of course he didn't want to be restrained by Qing Yu, and immediately struggled to escape from his shackles.

Qing Yu quickly closed the bathroom door before letting go of her hand to let Feng Ze float in the air.

Rolling around the corner of the wall twice against the ceiling, Feng Ze found that there was no place to escape in this confined space, and immediately became nervous.

"Don't come here!

What do you want to do to Ben Feng? "

Qing Yu adjusted the water temperature, stretched his hand under the running water and rinsed it slowly, rubbing each finger crevice carefully, "What do you want me to do?"

His movements were too much like the chef's preparations before cooking a big meal, Fengze felt chills when he saw it.

There must be nothing good, Feng Ze became vigilant, rolled to the corner of the ceiling and pretended to be a spherical spider web, shivering and paying close attention to Qing Yu's actions.

After washing his hands, Qing Yu filled the mouthwash cup with water and put it aside, pulled all his hair back to the back of his head, pulled off a piece of rope and stood it up, with his back to Feng Ze and slowly said——

"come over."

His tone was not harsh, and there was no command element, if you want to change the character of other monsters, Yi Fengze must be too lazy to answer.

"come over."

Qing Yu repeated the words again, Feng Ze hesitated, but still moved the eggshell to his hand.

"Since we are in the human world, we must learn how to live here." Qing Yu pressed Fengze's eggshell, freed his hand to find a new toothbrush, tore open the package, and held it in front of Fengze's shell, "Let's start with the daily cleaning."

Daily cleaning?What the hell!Feng Ze's attention was all on the beautiful flowing gold of his hair, for a moment he didn't notice that the egg shell was coated with a cool swishing green thing.Just when Feng Ze was about to struggle, the stick in Qing Yu's hand that was not full of dense hair was already attached to his shell, and he pulled and rubbed it mercilessly.

In this form, the eggshell didn't feel much pain, but the feeling of being held down and played with by him was still extremely shameful, as if every pore on the eggshell had been indirectly touched.Feng Ze tried to resist, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't escape from the clutches of the devil.

After washing the surface of the whole egg, Qing Yu mercifully let Feng Ze go.

The tormented Feng Ze rolled along the edge of the ceramic sink onto the towel next to him, falling into deep doubts about Dan Sheng.

As a young egg, he was raped by a wild dog with a tool, Feng Ze thought sadly, his dignity as a god must no longer exist.

After satisfying the intermittent episodes of cleanliness, Qing Yu picked up the egg with a towel, carried Feng Ze to the living room, and threw it on the soft pillow.

"Don't be so upset, I haven't done anything yet."

fraud!Feng Ze lay on the pillow, complaining silently.

"I've only heard of the existence of phoenix before." Qing Yu sat on the carpet next to Feng Zerong's pillow, and leaned on the sofa to bend his left leg, "Look at the size, you should be a while away from hatching, right?"

Feng Ze got out a little from the towel, estimated his size, and hesitated how to answer.

"Actually, I don't know how to break the shell."

"Oh."

"What does 'oh' mean!"

"Nothing special." Qing Yu looked at the TV in front of him, and took out the remote control from the gap in the sofa with his backhand. "I have never seen the real Phoenix, and I have no interest in visiting. No matter what you look like, to me It's just a plaything."

There were no emotional fluctuations in his voice, but Feng Ze was extremely angry when he heard it, and he almost wanted to break through the eggshell and teach this dirt dog a lesson.When Feng Ze was about to fight back, he was suddenly startled by the voice that came out of nowhere and trembled twice, he rolled behind Qing Yu and shrank back.

The moment he turned on the TV, he suddenly felt his lower back being hit hard.

"You hit me." Qing Yu sat up a little bit, letting Fengze slip out of the crack, "Isn't there a TV where you stayed before?"

"The TV is the thing that makes the sound?"

Feng Ze crawled along Qing Yu's arm to his shoulder, and flinched against the skin of Qing Yu's neck.

"This phoenix can see everything in the world

don't need that kind of thing

Naturally never seen"

"That's it." It turned out to be primitive birds from the sky, Qing Yu thought.

Township Bafeng.

Although I haven't seen it before, Fengze has heard that TV is only a device for entertainment in the human world, and it has no offensive function.He felt relieved, and leaned on Qing Yu's shoulder to enjoy the program with him.Seeing something interesting, Feng Ze wanted to exchange a few words with Qing Yu, and suddenly realized——

"From this angle

You shouldn’t be able to see the writing on this phoenix shell.”

"But you just communicated with me normally, right?"

"Hmm." Qing Yu didn't have any intention of hiding anything, and complied calmly.

Feng Ze's whole body froze, this dog demon could read his thoughts.

According to common sense, as a god, he has not been read into his mind for hundreds of years.Even if the divine power of Returning to the Ancestor Returning Egg is gone now, it is not something that mere monsters can control.

Moreover, with his current spiritual power, he has no way of knowing what this dog monster is thinking.

Feng Ze immediately left his body and floated in front of his eyes, the egg body turned into a terrifying purple.

"What is your identity?"

"I..." Qing Yu raised his hand to cover his red left eye, and a chilling aura emanated from his body instantly.

Feng Ze couldn't help becoming nervous, thinking about how to use the egg form to fight him.

Pretending to be stoned?The shell will break!

Qing Yu put down his hand, his left eye has become the same black as his right eye, and his momentum just now has completely restrained, "My name is Qing Yu."

ah?Feng Ze was bewildered by his transformation, floating up and down in the air.

"You should at least write down the owner's name, Qing, Yu." After writing the two characters in the air for Fengze to see clearly, Qing Yu held him and pressed him to the pillow next to him, "You blocked me from watching TV. .”

Feng Ze was firmly pressed into the cotton, tried to struggle, but was still firmly suppressed by the strength of Qing Yu's palm.He was trapped in the cotton, feeling the dangers of the world.Even a sloppy dog ​​demon can play with him in the palm of his hand.

Feng's life is really bumpy. Thinking of this, Feng Ze slowly let go of his consciousness and fell into a dream...

...

'Kangdang——'

Rolling down unconsciously in a dream, Feng Ze rolled up from the ground, checked the eggshells all over his body, and made sure they were not broken.After floating up, he found that the pillow he used to sleep was placed on the table for some reason, no wonder it hurt so much when it fell.Feng Ze secretly complained twice, then met Shang Qingyu's black and red pupils.

"If it breaks so easily, you'd better not be a phoenix."

"Are you underestimating Benfeng's godhead?" Fengze was already angry when he woke up, and he immediately started arguing after a few words, "I am the god of palm life, omnipotent. When I get out of the egg, you You know how powerful Benfeng is."

"Really," Qing Yu tapped his fingers on the keyboard a few times, and said leisurely, "Then I should kill the phoenix and god when you are weak, so as not to take revenge on me when you are strong."

"Don't, don't, calm down!" Fearing that he would really kill the gods, Feng Ze hurriedly put on a posture ready to escape, "I can tell right from wrong, since you are my owner, I will definitely not harm you !"

"I think you're more like a dog than Phoenix." Qing Yu pressed Enter, motioning Fengze to look at the search page, "It is rumored that Phoenix is ​​noble and glamorous, who is as stupid as you."

"I want to be noble and glamorous, but that would be your egg fried rice!" Feng Ze angrily and secretly accused, only then remembered that Qing Yu could directly perceive his own thoughts, and quickly pasted it on the screen to pretend to read the search results look.

Q: How to raise phoenix?

Answer: Feng what?Are you sure it's a phoenix, not a reed chicken that looks like a phoenix?It is rumored that the phoenix has a noble and pure nature. It does not sleep unless it is a sycamore tree, and it does not drink anything other than mountain spring water.

Follow-up: What if it is still an egg?

Answer: What?So the phoenix was born from an egg?

"Are you really a Phoenix?" Qing Yu grabbed Fengze, squinted his eyes at the light source and observed carefully, trying to see the internal shape clearly.

Fengze immediately struggled violently, dodging his dog's claws, afraid that he would be dragged into biological experiments by this mad dog later, "Of course I am Phoenix!"

"It's not the sycamore tree that doesn't sleep?" Qing Yu looked thoughtfully at the pillow beside him.

Feng Ze was silent.

"Don't you drink water that is not from a mountain spring?" Qing Yu bent his knuckles and knocked on the table, where there was still an empty bowl filled with sweet milk.

Feng Ze rolled behind the computer screen and hid angrily.If Qing Yu hadn't mentioned it, he would have almost forgotten what he was like.

If he hadn't been ambushed by a villain and forced to return to the mortal world, how could he have fallen to such a state?

The most irritating thing is that as a god, he was not eaten and worshiped in the mortal world, but he was teased by wild dogs.

Feng Ze has been arrogant and cold for more than a thousand years, controlling the life and death of all things, when did he suffer from this kind of anger?

The more he thought about it, the more he found it difficult to accept, and his mood gradually became depressed.

I didn't gain anything by asking questions. It seems that the method of breeding phoenixes has to be slowly pondered.Qing Yu turned off the computer, sat down for a while, "Come out."

Hearing his voice, Feng Ze trembled, but did not move.

"I will support you, but I won't accommodate you." Qing Yu looked at the small round shadow behind the computer and repeated, "Come out."

The shadow moved, but it still didn't mean to come out.

The look in Qing Yu's eyes gradually cooled down, and she got up and was about to leave.

"Ben Feng—"

Feng Ze twisted his lower body, feeling very embarrassed.

"its stuck."