Ben Feng is not a bald chirp!
Chapter 5 Little Phoenix, you are so promiscuous
In winter, the cold wind howls, Qing Yu wears a thin suit and walks on the desolate street with thick documents.
"Did you force that inferior wolf demon to sleep naked with you as a heating tool?" Feng Ze huddled in Qing Yu's pocket, and rubbed his waist and abdomen with the eggshell through the fabric, "Why is he so angry? You seem hostile."
In the company, seeing Jue Ya's arrogant appearance, Feng Ze tried to teach him countless times, but was suppressed by force by Qing Yu.
"Actually, this is the first time I've talked to him." Qing Yu stood in front of the address registered on the information, hesitating for a long time and refused to go in, "I don't care if he is hostile to me, but he is now arranging for me. It's a very troublesome thing."
Starting work on the first day of the new year, Qing Yu received a job from the new manager and asked him to make after-sales return visits to previous customers.
Jue Ya’s original words were like this, “If you can’t even renew your customer’s insurance, you don’t need to renew your contract with our company this year.”
Judging from the current situation, it may be easier to be expelled directly.
"Is it very troublesome? Will it affect your practice?" Feng Ze squeezed out from his pocket, floated into the air, his whole egg was flushed with excitement, "Sure enough, I'm still looking for that wolf demon—"
"You are a god, don't always think about violent solutions. Jue Ya is my superior in the company, and I need to follow his orders. This is also the rule of human society." Qing Yu curled his finger on Fengze eggshell Click on it, hide his form for him, and then press the doorbell as if death is at home, "Actually, a return visit after sales is a very easy task, and it will not consume demon power at all. He assigned me to do this kind of thing, maybe because he wants me to hand over the performance as soon as possible. .”
Huh?Could it be that he wronged the good demon?
"Then why do you say this matter is troublesome?"
Qing Yu's body froze for a moment, and the lady who came to open the door gave an ugly smile as if she was suddenly incontinent during an acute appendicitis attack, and at the same time sent a message to Feng Ze, "Because, I'm not very good at dealing with humans."
"Is it someone from Nayao Insurance Company? Someone from your company contacted me before and said that someone will come for a follow-up interview. Come in." The door was opened by a middle-aged woman in her 40s, wearing a dress that was definitely not suitable for home clothes. The cumbersome long dress, the moment he saw Qing Yu, his expression stiffened obviously.
Qing Yu instantly read the lady's thoughts: how could such an ordinary-looking man be sent for nothing?
"Ms. Zhao Shufen, my name is Qing Yu." Qing Yu entered the room and sat on the sofa with a cautious look.He pushed the business card in front of Ms. Zhao, said bluntly with a slumped face, "Please continue to buy our insurance next year."
Is the conversation style of insurance companies so simple and rude now?The smirk that Ms. Zhao barely put on her face was visibly stiff, "I talked to Mr. Jue about the insurance business of your company."
"Oh," Qing Yu responded perfunctorily, seeing her intention to change people, "The manager is only responsible for enrolling in insurance."
"That is to say, do I have to talk to you now?" Ms. Zhao frowned, and the powder that fell off from the gullies raised fine particles in the air.
"You don't need to talk about it," Qing Yu took out the product brochure and pushed it in front of Ms. Zhao, "Buy insurance."
"Insurance... ah, I almost forgot to pour you tea, don't worry, I'll prepare it right away." Ms. Zhao couldn't hide the embarrassment on her face, she hurriedly found an excuse and left the living room.
If she stayed any longer, she might not be able to control herself and throw Qing Yu out.
Relying on the fact that ordinary people can't see, Feng Ze dug a nest on Qing Yu's head, lay down and writhed slightly, "Tsk, it seems that you are really not good at communicating with humans."
"Well," Qing Yu put away the brochure and said without emotion, "It looks like I'm going to be fired."
"This thing can't be done, how can you be the owner of this phoenix?" Feng Ze angrily jumped on Qing Yu's head twice, hitting his skull with an eggshell, "And if you go back like this, that wolf demon will come back again. It's time to show off your face!"
Thinking of Jue Ya's haughty and haughty attitude, Feng Ze was so angry that he was about to explode.
In this world, there are still people who are more attractive than him, it's really unbearable!
"You stupid dog, stupid dog! Show your guts!"
"Stupid? Stupid?" Qing Yu fished Feng Ze, who was jumping more and more wantonly, from the top of his head, and exerted a little force.
"Don't pinch, the shell is about to break! Ben Feng knows it's wrong, stop scolding you, let me go!" Why is he treating people with a docile attitude, forgetting that this dog is a ghost in private, Feng Ze struggled to escape his trap Dogpaw floated into the air and circled, and immediately had an idea, "Yes, I can help you!"
Qing Yu looked at the egg that was shining with excitement, and had an ominous premonition in his heart, "What do you want to do?"
"Although Benfeng returned to his ancestors, he is a god after all. Simple transmission of sound through the body can still be done." Feng Ze fell by Qing Yu's hand and successfully manipulated his body with spiritual power, "Your body The body really has no monster power, weaker than ordinary people, so easy to invade."
Feeling a sudden surge of consciousness in his body, Qing Yu had a subtle feeling, "What do you want to do?"
"Benfeng... cough, cough," Feng Ze changed his name and replied mysteriously, "I'll help you get rid of the person just now, don't worry leave it to me!"
Is it really okay?After hesitating for a moment, Qing Yu still handed over control of her body to Feng Ze.
When Feng Ze was speaking, he could clearly feel that the voice coming out of this body was another kind, but he didn't feel it was unfamiliar, but instead had a long-lost familiarity, and he couldn't help but want to hear a few more words.
"First take off your glasses and brush your hair away, revealing a handsome face." Feng Ze looked at Qing Yu's good-looking face with satisfaction, and was hesitating whether to take off his contact lenses and lift his bangs to exude a handsome charm. Ms. Zhao has come over with tea.
"I've been waiting for a long time," Ms. Zhao put the tea in front of Qing Yu, her attitude was very cold, "I discussed with my parents just now, they said that they bought insurance from other companies for a long time before and recommended me to go there, so they can't renew the insurance. "
"Really, it's a pity that we can't continue to cooperate. It's rare to meet such a noble, elegant and beautiful girl as you, but I can't serve you anymore." Feng Ze wiped the corners of his eyes and sighed softly, took Ms. Said in a regretful voice, "As long as other companies can protect your health, I support you to buy insurance from other companies. After all, a beautiful and intellectual girl like you deserves the best care."
Qing Yu resisted the urge to regain his body and press Feng Ze on the ground to rub hard, feeling internal injuries from suffocation.
He obviously felt that his throat and vocal cords were desperately rejecting when he spoke, but Feng Ze could finish speaking in a disgusting voice without changing his face.
girl?According to the information provided by Zhao Shufen, she is 42 years old!
Well, compared to Shangshen who is thousands of years old, he is probably just a child in the infant stage.
Although I don't understand why someone can change drastically when boiling a pot of water, Ms. Zhao's heart is moved by Qing Yu's pretty face and affectionate gaze, as if she was throbbing with her first love when she was a young girl again.She withdrew her hand shyly to cover her blushing face, "It's just my parents' suggestion. I haven't decided yet. The renewal of insurance can still be discussed."
"Really? I am very much looking forward to continuing to cooperate with you." Fengze promptly handed Qing Yu's product brochure that had not been collected to Ms. Zhao, "Our company will provide the most considerate service for a beautiful girl like you, Even your parents."
"I will think about it, and I will discuss it with my parents later!" Ms. Zhao was immersed in his gentle voice, and took the brochure in a daze, feeling pink bubbles filled with heartbeat.
"Please be sure to renew your insurance policy with me, and please fill out this experience survey, please feel free to ask me if you don't understand." Feng Ze winked at her, and deliberately said in an ambiguous voice, "You can also ask about personal matters, I I will teach, you, well~"
"Personal aspects?" Ms. Zhao went through the personnel affairs, and immediately thought of many discordant scenes in her mind, and her nosebleeds were about to come out.
"I can tell you my preferences, size and so on~" Feng Ze winked at her and blew a kiss, "After you become our customer, I will tell you everything~"
If it is necessary to become like that for the sake of performance, it is better to die, Qing Yu silently watched Zhao Shufen get all the full marks under Feng Ze's tricks, and thought to himself, what kind of work was this man doing before he became a god?
It is said that he is in charge of the life and vitality of all things, is he going to use that attitude to trick people into signing the reincarnation certificate?
too frightening.
"There is also the part of the willingness to renew the insurance. This is an important bond between us." Feng Ze pointed at the last checked position, sad and affectionate, "I really want to stay by your side for a longer time."
"I will continue for ten years! No! 20 years!" Ms. Zhao saw that he showed a slightly sad expression, and she didn't care about thinking at all, so she ticked the option of 20 years.
The goal was achieved, Feng Ze withdrew from the egg in satisfaction, "It's done, hurry up and collect the money to develop|ticket."
Forced to appreciate such a shameful performance, Qing Yu silently issued an invoice to Zhao Shufen according to the procedure, bid farewell to her as if fleeing for his life, and left this room full of dark history.
Zhao Shufen reluctantly sent him outside the door, and strongly urged him to come and visit him when he was free.
Seeing his fast pace, Feng Ze followed up and said enthusiastically, "Are you so happy? If you encounter such a thing in the future, I can still help you!"
"No need," Qing Yu pushed his hair back to his forehead, put on plain glasses, and said with a look of lovelessness, "If I had foreseen this situation in advance, I would definitely apply for resignation."
"Huh?" A big question mark appeared on Fengze's eggshell.
"Could it be that you feel inferior because Benfeng is too powerful?
Hey?Hello!
Wait for Benfeng! "
The author has something to say: Qing Yu: Why are you so proficient?
Feng Ze: Because I was lazy like this when I became a god!
Qing Yu: ...I feel like my hair is a little green today.
"Did you force that inferior wolf demon to sleep naked with you as a heating tool?" Feng Ze huddled in Qing Yu's pocket, and rubbed his waist and abdomen with the eggshell through the fabric, "Why is he so angry? You seem hostile."
In the company, seeing Jue Ya's arrogant appearance, Feng Ze tried to teach him countless times, but was suppressed by force by Qing Yu.
"Actually, this is the first time I've talked to him." Qing Yu stood in front of the address registered on the information, hesitating for a long time and refused to go in, "I don't care if he is hostile to me, but he is now arranging for me. It's a very troublesome thing."
Starting work on the first day of the new year, Qing Yu received a job from the new manager and asked him to make after-sales return visits to previous customers.
Jue Ya’s original words were like this, “If you can’t even renew your customer’s insurance, you don’t need to renew your contract with our company this year.”
Judging from the current situation, it may be easier to be expelled directly.
"Is it very troublesome? Will it affect your practice?" Feng Ze squeezed out from his pocket, floated into the air, his whole egg was flushed with excitement, "Sure enough, I'm still looking for that wolf demon—"
"You are a god, don't always think about violent solutions. Jue Ya is my superior in the company, and I need to follow his orders. This is also the rule of human society." Qing Yu curled his finger on Fengze eggshell Click on it, hide his form for him, and then press the doorbell as if death is at home, "Actually, a return visit after sales is a very easy task, and it will not consume demon power at all. He assigned me to do this kind of thing, maybe because he wants me to hand over the performance as soon as possible. .”
Huh?Could it be that he wronged the good demon?
"Then why do you say this matter is troublesome?"
Qing Yu's body froze for a moment, and the lady who came to open the door gave an ugly smile as if she was suddenly incontinent during an acute appendicitis attack, and at the same time sent a message to Feng Ze, "Because, I'm not very good at dealing with humans."
"Is it someone from Nayao Insurance Company? Someone from your company contacted me before and said that someone will come for a follow-up interview. Come in." The door was opened by a middle-aged woman in her 40s, wearing a dress that was definitely not suitable for home clothes. The cumbersome long dress, the moment he saw Qing Yu, his expression stiffened obviously.
Qing Yu instantly read the lady's thoughts: how could such an ordinary-looking man be sent for nothing?
"Ms. Zhao Shufen, my name is Qing Yu." Qing Yu entered the room and sat on the sofa with a cautious look.He pushed the business card in front of Ms. Zhao, said bluntly with a slumped face, "Please continue to buy our insurance next year."
Is the conversation style of insurance companies so simple and rude now?The smirk that Ms. Zhao barely put on her face was visibly stiff, "I talked to Mr. Jue about the insurance business of your company."
"Oh," Qing Yu responded perfunctorily, seeing her intention to change people, "The manager is only responsible for enrolling in insurance."
"That is to say, do I have to talk to you now?" Ms. Zhao frowned, and the powder that fell off from the gullies raised fine particles in the air.
"You don't need to talk about it," Qing Yu took out the product brochure and pushed it in front of Ms. Zhao, "Buy insurance."
"Insurance... ah, I almost forgot to pour you tea, don't worry, I'll prepare it right away." Ms. Zhao couldn't hide the embarrassment on her face, she hurriedly found an excuse and left the living room.
If she stayed any longer, she might not be able to control herself and throw Qing Yu out.
Relying on the fact that ordinary people can't see, Feng Ze dug a nest on Qing Yu's head, lay down and writhed slightly, "Tsk, it seems that you are really not good at communicating with humans."
"Well," Qing Yu put away the brochure and said without emotion, "It looks like I'm going to be fired."
"This thing can't be done, how can you be the owner of this phoenix?" Feng Ze angrily jumped on Qing Yu's head twice, hitting his skull with an eggshell, "And if you go back like this, that wolf demon will come back again. It's time to show off your face!"
Thinking of Jue Ya's haughty and haughty attitude, Feng Ze was so angry that he was about to explode.
In this world, there are still people who are more attractive than him, it's really unbearable!
"You stupid dog, stupid dog! Show your guts!"
"Stupid? Stupid?" Qing Yu fished Feng Ze, who was jumping more and more wantonly, from the top of his head, and exerted a little force.
"Don't pinch, the shell is about to break! Ben Feng knows it's wrong, stop scolding you, let me go!" Why is he treating people with a docile attitude, forgetting that this dog is a ghost in private, Feng Ze struggled to escape his trap Dogpaw floated into the air and circled, and immediately had an idea, "Yes, I can help you!"
Qing Yu looked at the egg that was shining with excitement, and had an ominous premonition in his heart, "What do you want to do?"
"Although Benfeng returned to his ancestors, he is a god after all. Simple transmission of sound through the body can still be done." Feng Ze fell by Qing Yu's hand and successfully manipulated his body with spiritual power, "Your body The body really has no monster power, weaker than ordinary people, so easy to invade."
Feeling a sudden surge of consciousness in his body, Qing Yu had a subtle feeling, "What do you want to do?"
"Benfeng... cough, cough," Feng Ze changed his name and replied mysteriously, "I'll help you get rid of the person just now, don't worry leave it to me!"
Is it really okay?After hesitating for a moment, Qing Yu still handed over control of her body to Feng Ze.
When Feng Ze was speaking, he could clearly feel that the voice coming out of this body was another kind, but he didn't feel it was unfamiliar, but instead had a long-lost familiarity, and he couldn't help but want to hear a few more words.
"First take off your glasses and brush your hair away, revealing a handsome face." Feng Ze looked at Qing Yu's good-looking face with satisfaction, and was hesitating whether to take off his contact lenses and lift his bangs to exude a handsome charm. Ms. Zhao has come over with tea.
"I've been waiting for a long time," Ms. Zhao put the tea in front of Qing Yu, her attitude was very cold, "I discussed with my parents just now, they said that they bought insurance from other companies for a long time before and recommended me to go there, so they can't renew the insurance. "
"Really, it's a pity that we can't continue to cooperate. It's rare to meet such a noble, elegant and beautiful girl as you, but I can't serve you anymore." Feng Ze wiped the corners of his eyes and sighed softly, took Ms. Said in a regretful voice, "As long as other companies can protect your health, I support you to buy insurance from other companies. After all, a beautiful and intellectual girl like you deserves the best care."
Qing Yu resisted the urge to regain his body and press Feng Ze on the ground to rub hard, feeling internal injuries from suffocation.
He obviously felt that his throat and vocal cords were desperately rejecting when he spoke, but Feng Ze could finish speaking in a disgusting voice without changing his face.
girl?According to the information provided by Zhao Shufen, she is 42 years old!
Well, compared to Shangshen who is thousands of years old, he is probably just a child in the infant stage.
Although I don't understand why someone can change drastically when boiling a pot of water, Ms. Zhao's heart is moved by Qing Yu's pretty face and affectionate gaze, as if she was throbbing with her first love when she was a young girl again.She withdrew her hand shyly to cover her blushing face, "It's just my parents' suggestion. I haven't decided yet. The renewal of insurance can still be discussed."
"Really? I am very much looking forward to continuing to cooperate with you." Fengze promptly handed Qing Yu's product brochure that had not been collected to Ms. Zhao, "Our company will provide the most considerate service for a beautiful girl like you, Even your parents."
"I will think about it, and I will discuss it with my parents later!" Ms. Zhao was immersed in his gentle voice, and took the brochure in a daze, feeling pink bubbles filled with heartbeat.
"Please be sure to renew your insurance policy with me, and please fill out this experience survey, please feel free to ask me if you don't understand." Feng Ze winked at her, and deliberately said in an ambiguous voice, "You can also ask about personal matters, I I will teach, you, well~"
"Personal aspects?" Ms. Zhao went through the personnel affairs, and immediately thought of many discordant scenes in her mind, and her nosebleeds were about to come out.
"I can tell you my preferences, size and so on~" Feng Ze winked at her and blew a kiss, "After you become our customer, I will tell you everything~"
If it is necessary to become like that for the sake of performance, it is better to die, Qing Yu silently watched Zhao Shufen get all the full marks under Feng Ze's tricks, and thought to himself, what kind of work was this man doing before he became a god?
It is said that he is in charge of the life and vitality of all things, is he going to use that attitude to trick people into signing the reincarnation certificate?
too frightening.
"There is also the part of the willingness to renew the insurance. This is an important bond between us." Feng Ze pointed at the last checked position, sad and affectionate, "I really want to stay by your side for a longer time."
"I will continue for ten years! No! 20 years!" Ms. Zhao saw that he showed a slightly sad expression, and she didn't care about thinking at all, so she ticked the option of 20 years.
The goal was achieved, Feng Ze withdrew from the egg in satisfaction, "It's done, hurry up and collect the money to develop|ticket."
Forced to appreciate such a shameful performance, Qing Yu silently issued an invoice to Zhao Shufen according to the procedure, bid farewell to her as if fleeing for his life, and left this room full of dark history.
Zhao Shufen reluctantly sent him outside the door, and strongly urged him to come and visit him when he was free.
Seeing his fast pace, Feng Ze followed up and said enthusiastically, "Are you so happy? If you encounter such a thing in the future, I can still help you!"
"No need," Qing Yu pushed his hair back to his forehead, put on plain glasses, and said with a look of lovelessness, "If I had foreseen this situation in advance, I would definitely apply for resignation."
"Huh?" A big question mark appeared on Fengze's eggshell.
"Could it be that you feel inferior because Benfeng is too powerful?
Hey?Hello!
Wait for Benfeng! "
The author has something to say: Qing Yu: Why are you so proficient?
Feng Ze: Because I was lazy like this when I became a god!
Qing Yu: ...I feel like my hair is a little green today.
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