Deliver food to aliens

Almos seemed to be in a good mood, he invited Chai Huan to sit down at a nearby coffee shop, ordered a Mojito for Chai Huan, and ordered an ice cream and fruit waffle.

Chai Huan: "...what do you want to do?"

"Let's talk to you," Almos said, "I read all the materials you recommended to me, and I feel that I have learned more than I did in the training class before. I think you are very good."

Chai Huan: "..."

The waiter put down the tray between them, just when he heard the words "I think you are very good", he blushed and gave Chai Huan and Almos a look.

After seeing Almos' face clearly, the waiter became even more excited, and trotted to talk to his companion.

Chai Huan: "..."

Chai Huan took a big gulp of Mojito with a dull face, without even tasting the taste, he said, "You have ruined my innocence."

"Innocent?" Almos thought for a while, "You don't have a boyfriend yet."

Chai Huan: "...There will always be in the future."

"You didn't give out the previous love letter, why?" Almos said, "You helped me, so I can help you too."

Chai Huan: "...you'll be fine if you don't make trouble, thank you."

Anyway, no matter what he thought, Almos would see it, so Chai Huan simply stopped covering it up and said what he had.

"What kind of nonsense are you talking about today? How else do you want me to meet people at school?"

"It doesn't matter what other people think."

"Important!" Chai Huan said helplessly, "Human beings are social animals, can you understand this? We need to socialize and maintain group relationships..."

"I know." Almos said, "Weak creatures stick together. Human beings are very strange. In fact, every independent individual has its own strength, but it always depends on the group."

"It's called unity!" Chai Huan didn't want to have a debate with an alien about the nature of the people on Earth, "Unite and forge ahead, and strive to create a harmonious society with core values..."

Almos interrupted him: "I don't understand."

"Didn't I tell you to watch more news?" Chai Huan said.

Almos thought for a while: "You are quite interesting."

Chai Huan: "...Thank you."

"Where's the love letter?" Almos returned to the previous topic, "The person you want to send is called Zhang Yiming?"

"..." Chai Huan licked his lips, and said dryly, "Can we discuss it? Can you stop reading my mind?"

"I can't, sorry." Almos said, "I'm very curious about you, I can't help it."

Chai Huan: "..."

If you meet such a handsome man in a bar or a nightclub, and say to you—I'm very curious about you, I can't help it.

Chai Huan reckoned that he was already hardened, and he could go to the hotel to give it a shot, but...

This is an alien.

"Come on?" Almos took out his phone and started Baidu Encyclopedia.

Chai Huan: "..."

Chai Huan said: "He is my junior, from the Department of Physical Education. He has strong chest muscles and big birds. He is my favorite dish, that's all."

"Big bird?" Almos asked Baidu Encyclopedia again.

Chai Huan took his mobile phone and threw it aside: "That guy is the big one."

He glanced at Almos' crotch, and Almos understood: "Do you like males with big birds?"

"...Yes, male." Chai Huan said, suddenly felt quite funny, couldn't help but guffawed, "Male, hahahaha——"

Almos was puzzled, and said again: "Why is it a male? You can't reproduce."

"You ask me, who should I ask?" Chai Huan said casually, "If you like it, you just like it, and it has nothing to do with gender, probably."

Almos was taken aback.

Chai Huan said: "Actually, I misunderstood. I thought Zhang Yiming was also... the same as me. I overheard them talking about this topic before, but before my love letter was sent out, someone beat me one step ahead. Tsk tsk, then The poor kid was scolded face to face by Zhang Yiming, disgusting, gay, etc., and that matter was spread on the school forum, and I thought at the time, it’s a good thing I didn’t send the letter.”

"In this day and age, it's very rare for people to write love letters by hand." Almos said, "Although you always think about a one-night stand, Big Bird, you are actually a very romantic and innocent person."

"..." Chai Huan Moming blushed a little, waved his hand, and ate the waffle.

The two chatted about some messy things afterwards. Chai Huan thought he and Almos couldn't go on chatting, but he ate up all the food before he knew it, and two hours passed.

Almos stood up and said, "Let's go, you still have class, don't be late."

Chai Huan was surprised: "How do you know?"

Almos raised his eyebrows, what does that mean—what do you think?

Chai Huan was funny, but after not seeing him for more than a week, Almos' words and deeds have become more and more like a human being.

"Thank you for your evaluation." Almos said suddenly.

Chai Huan: "..." Of course, it is still different from humans.

Chai Huan went back to school, continued to attend classes, and dismissed classes. It seemed that life had returned to the previous track, and everything seemed very quiet and peaceful—except that the people around him always looked at him so vaguely.

A girl with a good relationship came to ask him: "Xiao Huan, who was that person before? What's the relationship with you?"

Chai Huan didn't come out of the closet, hearing the words, he just said indifferently: "A relative from afar, just moved here, is... well, an actor, he likes to practice lines for me, and he has a strong desire to perform."

"Let me just say..." the girl hurriedly said, "I didn't see that you have... that kind of tendency before."

Chai Huan smiled brightly: "Then you want to be my girlfriend? Help me get out of this predicament?"

The girl was immediately happy, and slapped him on the shoulder: "Get lost!"

Later, whenever anyone asked, Chai Huan always used relatives as an excuse. Not long after, this distant relative found him again. This time he was driving an imported BMW, wearing a beige suit and a golden watch. He looked like a big local tyrant.

Almos was good-looking, but somehow he was bewitched by something. He smoothed his hair with jelly, revealing his clean forehead and a gold necklace around his neck.

Chai Huan pushed the little yellow cart and stood at the gate of the school, wanting to pretend that he didn't know this person.

"Hey! Huan!" Almos greeted, "Get in the car, I've been waiting for you for a long time, let's go have a big meal today!"

The people around looked sideways frequently, and someone recognized Chai Huan as a popular figure in the school forum for a while, and immediately became excited.

Chai Huan turned around and left, pedaling the little yellow car desperately. Almos drove after him, and shouted at him with the car window open: "Why don't you get in the car?"

"I can't afford to lose this person!"

"Who are you missing?" Almos was puzzled. "Don't human beings think this means success in their career?"

"..." Chai Huan was speechless, "Can your gold chain float?"

"Floating?"

Chai Huan glanced at him: "You are not really rich, are you?"

"If you mean human assets, it's about a billion."

Chai Huan: "..."

Chai Huan pulled over in an emergency. On the crowded food street, the aroma of roasted pork belly filled his nose, and he looked at Almos with green eyes: "How much? It can't be Ming coins, right?"

"Our people have invested a lot of assets here, especially real estate, as well as e-commerce," Almos said. "Human assets don't mean much to us, and they're just one of the tools for us to stay here and investigate." .”

Chai Huan was about to vomit blood from the words "doesn't make much sense". He smiled and said, "Since it doesn't make any sense, why don't you share it with me? For the sake of helping you understand the earth?"

"I can consider paying you." Almos said seriously, "I'll make a report and apply."

Chai Huan moved his throat: "Can, how much can you apply for?"

"It will be considered according to the average salary of humans on your earth."

Anyway, it's better to get some money than nothing, and it's better to be pestered like this all the time.

Chai Huan thought.

Almos said, "Did I pester you?"

Chai Huan immediately smiled and said, "I just like being pestered, come on, pester me boldly."

Almos looked at him quietly for a while, then slowly laughed.