Deliver food to aliens

Almos said: "I have studied human data, and your males are sterile."

Chai Huan: "...Thanks for Science Popularization."

Almos had a serious face, and his face was entirely Chai Huan's fault. Chai Huan was about to drool when he looked at him, but when he thought that the other party's skin could still be shed, he felt extremely complicated.

Where did this thing come from?Didn't it come from a human body?Human-leather mask?

When Chai Huan was a child, he watched a horror movie called Human-Leather Lantern. When he thought of it, his hairs stood on end with fright, but Almos clamped his waist tightly and fixed him on his leg. Where is he? I can't go either.

He moved his butt, and felt that the position he was sitting in was actually quite dangerous. Logically speaking, the position directly below him should be the position of a human male penis, but who knows that the structure of aliens is different from that of humans?In case someone is a tentacle type...

Chai Huan couldn't help but started to brainstorm again. Almos seemed to have seen enough, and said: "First, we made this thing ourselves, and didn't get it from where. What kind of movie is a human-skin lantern? Second , our structure is basically the same as that of humans, the difference is that we can also change genes, do you know the snail rule?"

"What law?" Chai Huan was stunned, "I know snails, what is the law?"

"It's also called the law of natural survival. It's the hermaphrodite ability for the continuation of the race. For example, after two snails of the same sex meet, which one wins the dominant power, which one is the male and the other is the female. Understand? "

In any case, Chai Huan is also a contemporary college student, a good young man, and has always had excellent academic performance. Of course he understands this kind of common sense.

Chai Huan came to his senses: "That means you... you can also become a woman?"

Almos said, "If necessary."

"Can you give birth???"

"Of course." Almos didn't think there was any problem at all.

Chai Huan looked sympathetic: "Is your population very small?"

Almos nodded: "Indeed."

Seeing that Almos had no intention of hurting him, Chai Huan kept answering the questions honestly, and finally gradually opened up the chatter box and relaxed his guard: "You... what are you doing here on Earth?"

"Investigation."

"Investigation?"

"Learn your reproductive behavior and methods of population management," Almos said. "If possible, we can also move to Earth and integrate into the world of Earth people."

"Wait, don't!" Chai Huan was frightened to death, "How can this work? Aren't the streets full of aliens in the future? Or aliens of mixed race?"

Almos seemed to be bewitched by this wonderful prospect, and nodded in satisfaction: "It's pretty good."

Nice ass!

Chai Huan was dumbfounded, and he said no... Wait, this alien can read minds, he will know everything I think, I can't think, I can't think... Damn, what if the streets are full of aliens in the future? ?Could it be that in the future, I finally meet a handsome guy who can applaud for love, but the other party sheds his skin as soon as he goes to bed... Fuck, Fuck...

Do not think!He can read minds!Do not think!

Damn, this guy looks too good-looking, and it looks even better up close. Those eyes are amazing, those eyelashes, the bridge of the nose, and the mouth...

Almos: "Want to exchange saliva?"

Chai Huan: "..."

Chai Huan picked out his ears, with a blank face: "Excuseme?"

Almos said: "Humans who love each other will exchange saliva, bite each other's private parts, and then mate. Your mating behavior is the most complicated and artistic in the biological world. To solve this problem, we used to The professors in the training courses have also written papers..."

Chai Huan couldn't bear to look straight at him: "Is this how you learn human knowledge?"

Almos: "Of course, I graduated with full marks, that's why I'm here for this identity change."

The other two beauties had already finished their meal, wiped their mouths and were about to go shopping. They smiled and said, "Human, you are very interesting. Stay and chat with Almos. He has always been very curious about humans."

Chai Huan: "..."

After the beauty left, only Chai Huan and Almos were left in the huge villa. Chai Huan said, "Can you let me down first? Sitting like this is actually... quite uncomfortable."

Almos finally let him go, Chai Huan immediately moved ten steps away from him, and sat on the reception sofa on the other side.

Chai Huan said, "Well, let's make a long story short, I'm still working, okay?"

Chai Huan made a hand gesture and said quickly: "If you want to learn how to fall in love, then watch idol dramas. You know how to surf the Internet, right? If you search for romance dramas online, there will be a lot of content. I strongly recommend Korean ones. Do you know about Korean dramas?"

Almos nodded, "It's an Asian country on Earth."

Chai Huan said "very good" and continued: "Learn to love, watch Korean idol dramas; Watch variety shows, reality shows, etc., and get to know some of our stars; watch poetry and song competitions, and learn about our culture; want to know about food, watch "A Bite of China"; learn about military information, political news You can watch Phoenix TV and Shenzhen TV to see how they brag...no, how to discuss it."

Almos admired: "The arrangement is very detailed, your logic is very clear, and the information covered is also very extensive."

Chai Huan said dryly, "Thank you, as long as you keep on Weibo, you will know everything."

"What Weibo?"

"Search by yourself." Chai Huan roughly mentioned a few commonly used apps, and then looked at the time, "I'm really going to be deducted money, so I'm leaving first."

Almos was busy fiddling with the phone, and nodded upon hearing the words: "Thank you."

Chai Huan was stunned, it still feels strange to be thanked by an alien, it is completely different from the sense of accomplishment and sense of justice you get after helping a foreign tourist with broken English - after all, if you say something wrong What, tourists don't come out with weapons and kill you, so this feeling is really...

Ice and Fire.

After this day, Chai Huan did not see Almos again for a week.He thought to himself, probably that studious alien is still desperately trying to make up "lessons" at home, not to mention all kinds of news inquiries, marketing and advertisements that emerge every day, just the 5000-year heritage of Greater China is enough He has been studying for a year and a half, plus other countries... Hehe, how can it be so easy to learn the vast and profound ocean of knowledge of Mother Earth?

But after Chai Huan started school, he was slapped in the face by his "shallow" knowledge.

On the first week and the third day of school, Chai Huan resigned from his job of delivering food, and rode a small yellow bicycle on the campus with his schoolbag on his back. As soon as he arrived near the dormitory, he heard a lively noise around him.

People from the girls' dormitory next door gathered around, chattering excitedly.

"Oh my god, it's so handsome..."

"Mixed?"

"His eyelashes are so long, his browbones are deep and his skin is very white. Does he have Russian blood?"

"The point is, who is he waiting for? He's standing downstairs in the boys' dormitory, oh my god, I smell love."

"I'll go, of course such a good man should be matched with a man!"

The girls were laughing, and Chai Huan squeezed through the crowd, speechless: What’s wrong with the world now, in high school, there were girls around the basketball court hoping that their seniors would take a look at their juniors, but now they all hope that their seniors will take a look at their juniors.

Chai Huan got out of the car, and before he could take two steps, he was stopped by a familiar voice.

The other party's voice was gentle and affectionate, as if hiding endless desires, he said from a distance: "Ah Huan."

Chai Huan: "..."

The bad premonition in Chai Huan's heart rose sharply, and he turned his head stiffly, obviously feeling that the emotions of the onlookers were about to boil.

A hand with only "good intentions" raised the mobile phone, and Chai Huan felt... that he was acting in a movie.

At the end of the line of sight, a man in a gray suit and a gold-gray plaid tie strode towards him. The cat's-eye jewel cufflinks on his cuffs were particularly eye-catching; the man approached and showed a bright smile: "I finally found is you."

Chai Huan: "..."

clack clack clack-

The clicking sound of the camera and the subtle sound of the video recording sounded, constantly matching the low excited screams of the people.

Chai Huan no longer knew what expression he should put on. He squeezed the handlebar of the car and looked at Almos with a look of lovelessness: "You...how did you come here?"

"You appeared in front of my eyes, brought me the hope of life, and made me realize that this world is so extraordinary, so vivid and amazing, but when I understood this, you left without saying anything, Do you know how much pain I have?"

The screams of the crowd became uncontrollable, boiling up, almost breaking through the sky.

Everyone shouted: "Marry him! Marry him! Marry him!"

"Kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one!"

"together together together!"

"Marry! Marry! Marry!"

Chai Huan: "..."

Almos stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation: "Let's have a good talk and don't reject me cruelly, shall we?"

"Give him a chance!"

"Young man! Don't be cowardly, just do it!"

Chai Huan: "..."

I'll go to his grandma a bear!What kind of medicine did this alien take wrongly!Brainwashed by what? !

This kind of play is so good, who will drag it out, beat it to death, and bury it casually! ! !