Deliver food to aliens

Chai Huan resumed his job of delivering food, the difference is that this time he only took orders from one person.

Every day at noon after school, I will deliver meals to Almos’ home, and have lunch with him. If there is class in the afternoon, I will go back to class, and if there is no class, I will explain the human world to Almos in his villa.

At the beginning, Chai Huan secretly scolded himself for "birds die for food", but when the first month's salary came down, Chai Huan was dumbfounded with a thick wad of cash, and then he felt at ease and justified himself as "man for money". die" up.

After delivering meals for three months in a row, Almos ate at nearby restaurants over and over again, and finally started to get bored.

"Is there anything else delicious?" Almos said. "How about the food street near your school?"

"Things are cheap and delicious, but you don't know if they are nutritious or not." Chai Huan sat in the small garden with a book in his hands, reading while basking in the sun. It was already autumn, and the golden leaves fell all over the ground, and the artificial lake was calm. As for An Yi, Chai Huan heaved a sigh of relief—this is heaven! !

Almos took the mobile phone to log on to Huiwang, and looked up at Chai Huan.

Almos: "You look like a Shiba Inu."

Chai Huan: "..."

Chai Huan put down the book, and slowly put away the smile he just showed to the sun: "I think you still have a little misunderstanding about Chinese names. Come on, let's learn from the beginning of the hundred surnames."

Almos smiled and said, "I'm talking about appearance and character. You are strong, independent, optimistic and kind, easy to be satisfied and happy, and good at entertaining yourself..."

"Wait," Chai Huan raised his hand to stop him from continuing, "I think you also have problems with idioms."

"Entertaining yourself is not belittling you." Almos said in a good mood, "You are very cute."

Chai Huan blushed again, Almos was always unprepared, and said what was in his heart very frankly, Chai Huan really couldn't deal with this kind of person.

Chai Huan folded his legs on the soft stool and sat up straight: "Don't talk about me, let's talk about the food. But you are too demanding, you have tried all the high-end stores around you."

Almos said: "Sanitary issues often break out on your news."

"It doesn't exist," Chai Huan shrugged. "Do you think that the price is expensive, and a well-decorated store can be better? Have you ever learned a word? It's like gold and jade, but it's inside."

Almos pondered the word twice, clapping his hands: "Chinese is really interesting."

Chai Huan blinked: "Before... your colleague said that you can speak English, Japanese, Korean, Russian, and German?"

Almos nodded: "For us, it's very simple."

Chai Huan enviously said: "I have taught you Chinese for so long, why don't you teach me English?"

"Yes." Almos readily agreed, "It's the same as you said, watch more, listen more, read more, I recommend these films..."

As Almos spoke, he handed the phone to Chai Huan, and Chai Huan looked down—Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives.

Chai Huan: "..."

Chai Huan looked confused: "So you like watching dog-blood dramas..."

"Observing human beings' definition of dog-blood drama is also a direction for studying human beings." Almos said seriously.

Chai Huan: "..."

Almos said again: "What do you think of SM?"

Chai Huan trembled, and hurriedly returned the phone: "I don't really look at it!"

Almos felt a little regretful: "Really?"

Chai Huan: "..." What do you want to do? ? ?

Almos smiled: "Don't get me wrong, I just want to find someone to do an experiment."

"What, what experiment?"

"Our body structure is slightly different from yours," Almos said. "Our sensitivity to pain is not so high, and the same is true for pleasure. But I found that SM seems to stimulate people's senses from a psychological level , whether it is pain or comfort, it seems to have a different meaning, my colleagues and I have no way to try, so I want to find a human..."

Chai Huan stood up awkwardly, and was about to walk out: "There is a place on earth called an entertainment club. If you have money, you can buy what you want. Be good, go."

Almos sat in the chair, did not stop Chai Huan, and said leisurely: "Then how much can I buy you?"

Chai Huan stopped abruptly.

Almos watched him walk back, and just about to laugh, Chai Huan punched Almos in the stomach.

Almos: "..."

Almos looked at Chai Huan calmly, and Chai Huan observed him for a moment: "Sure enough, the pain is very dull."

Almos watched Chai Huan put away his hands, as if he was about to make a second move, he hurriedly said, "What did I say wrong?"

"It's a very impolite term, and it's also very insulting," Chai Huan said, "Don't let me hear it a second time, or I'll beat you up even if you're an alien."

Almos nodded: "I'm sorry."

Satisfied, Chai Huan habitually said "good boy" and said, "Then how much are you going to give me?"

Almos: "..."

Chai Huan snorted: "Don't look at me like that, the effect is different if I take the initiative and you take the initiative."

Almos: "..."

Almos thought for a while: "Do you want to make a price?"

Chai Huan calculated hard for a long time and compared two fingers.

Almos looked at it: "2000 million?"

Chai Huan: "..." He didn't intend to ask for the ten thousand character. Would it hurt his self-esteem if he said that?

Almos laughed: "Two thousand? You despise yourself too much."

Chai Huan: "..." It's a bit embarrassing.

Almos nodded: "I'll give you [-], how about it?"

Chai Huan looked at him anxiously: "What you said was just an experiment."

Almos said, "Of course."

Chai Huan thought about it, and felt unsafe: "Don't hurt me."

"I won't hurt you." Almos frowned slightly.

Chai Huan's face turned red again.

To be honest, the appearance of Almos is the type that Chai Huan likes, masculine and handsome, with a strong figure.

I just don't know how big the bird is.

It's no problem to flirt with such a partner, but when he thinks that the other party is an alien, he rejects it in his heart, but after getting along with Almos for so long, he gradually has a bottom line on how the other party is.

This is a "scientist" who looks scary, but is actually very curious and thirsty for knowledge, and is working hard on human research. You must know that crazy researchers are always willing to sacrifice and dedicate-although this is not the case. It's none of my business, but if you have money, you can sleep with handsome guys, and you can help others do research, it seems acceptable.

After Almos guaranteed safety——Chai Huan also wondered why he believed in an alien's guarantee.

Chai Huan and Almos set a time for the next weekend, so he got up and went back to school.

Almos saw him off as usual, and when the BMW parked at the school gate, students frequently looked over.

Chai Huan is already a man of the school, and he has grown from being helpless at the beginning to getting used to it now.

He chatted with Almos in front of the car window, and after turning around to leave, Almos took out his mobile phone and placed an order for "props" on Taobao. At this moment, a hand knocked on the window.

A girl with long chestnut hair smiled and said to Almos, "You are so handsome, may I give you a ride?"