I heard that the king is dead

This king is going to kill that old woman who dared to covet my beauty!snort!She actually wants this king to replace that Er Qiao to work for her!How about dreaming ●━●!

Is this king a person who can work?no! ! !This king is a prince who never touches the sun, okay?Could this king be someone who is willing to sell himself for food?

No!This king is... that's why →_→!

It's good that the king didn't punish her nine clans, how dare he treat the king like this!And that idiot emperor brother, when did you say this king died?I have known for a long time that you are plotting something wrong and want to drive this king to find my father and queen mother, so I will tell you!dream!This king will rely on you!Eat up your food!Spend your money!Destroy your property—

Eh?This seems a bit difficult...

Therefore, I decided that I would go to the capital to find that tyrant!He actually said that the king is dead, and he was blinded╭∩╮!

However, before that, shouldn't this king go to his father to file a complaint (^)?But where is the father?

Forget it, don't worry about it, this king has to go back to Beijing to beat up the emperor's brother first, revenge is important, sue or something, wait until he returns to Beijing to know the current location of his father.

Then, the most important thing now is to escape from the aunt...

Ben Wang's poor little claw, was forced by this old woman to grind flour with the stupid horse, oh no, the donkey milled flour for a whole day, was seriously injured and nearly disabled, and only gave the king a rough steamed bun, and slapped his throat when eating The kind of...QAQ

But this king is so hungry, so hungry that he feels like he hasn't eaten for a year, so he can only cry and scold the emperor brother, while eating steamed buns while being snatched by that stupid horse—a stupid donkey!

However, will this king be robbed of success by it?Won't!What this king cares about the most in his life is food, whoever dares to snatch food from a tiger's mouth will be courting death!Even the emperor brother can't do it. When he was young, he even snatched the sugar flower cake from the king, but was turned into a sugar flower cake by the king, and it took half a month to recover.

Huh?Speaking of sugar flower cakes, I really want to eat sugar flower cakes made by my mother...It is crystal clear and filled with lotus petal-like cakes mixed with various flower juices. It is delicious and beautiful, sweet but not greasy. It also has the unique fragrance of petals...

呲念——~(*￣▽￣*)~

Ah, the king's throat is so painful, but she is hungry, must eat, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah T^T -

Sigh... forget about slipping away after eating this king, otherwise this king will die...

"Stupid donkey, don't try to grab this king's food! Even if it tastes bad, this king won't give it to you! Otherwise, what will this king eat?" Ben Wang slapped the donkey's head away, and stuffed it with a mouth full of fodder.

The donkey happily finished chewing the forage in his mouth, then took out a few stalks of grass from the trough, brought them to Ben Wang's mouth, and stared at Ben Wang's steamed buns with big eyes without blinking.

Ben Wang looked at its big eyes that made people feel guilty instantly, turned his head silently, and stopped looking at it.

As a result, the stupid donkey still refused to give up, and walked around in front of the king again, sent the grass closer to the king's mouth, raised a front hoof, and pointed at the king's steamed buns.

Ben Wang ⊙ω⊙:...

This stupid ass has become a sperm?

but!No!

So this king began to be persuasive, telling it that you are a donkey, you cannot eat steamed buns, and you will get sick if you eat them, just like this king is a human being, and eating grass will make you sick.so……

Let go of my king's hair!ass!Ben Wang's hair is not hay!

Ben Wang stuffed the last big mouthful of steamed buns into his mouth, rolled his eyes from choking, and saved his messy hair from being chewed by the donkey.

Because this king is invincible with lightness skills and moves coquettishly, after three hundred rounds of fighting with the stupid donkey, the stupid donkey has never met the king, but was slapped by the king many times.

The king is very proud, he is very satisfied with his skill that is still extremely good after running for a year suddenly, he will inevitably feel a little slack for a while.

then……

The donkey who was teased by the king finally seized the opportunity and pouted at the king's ass, causing the king to lie down in its hay trough all at once.

Ben Wang: ●━●

This king swears, this king saw the shit in that stupid donkey's eyes in an instant!This two-legged beast actually snatches the donkey's fodder to eat!Big fart. Eyes, didn't you say you don't eat grass!

Seeing the heartache in the eyes of the donkey, Ben Wang happily lay down on the trough and did not move.Scare it to death, let it kick me!The king thought so in his heart.

Looking at the gradually darkening sky, and the unprotected shed where the king is nesting, although there is a low wall in the yard, will the king be afraid?Won't!

This king is a prince who can climb the palace wall and come and go freely without being discovered by the guards!How could it be stopped by this small yard?snort!To bully this king, to underestimate this king, right?

This king will make you vomit blood!

This king has decided to let her family's stupid donkey go!Nonsence!requisition!Who made this king not have a mount on his way back to Beijing?Can't I let the king walk back?

Bullying this king is the end!snort!That being the case, if you provide this king with a mount for free, this king will show mercy not to cut off your dog's head, nor to punish your nine clans!

Then, the king found out that no matter how much he procrastinated and persuaded him, this stupid donkey just refused to leave.Not only that, but it also sat down on its buttocks, hiding its big head under its belly, with the appearance of "not listening to bastards chanting scriptures".

Ben Wang: ...

This stupid ass has really grown up!

but!The king did not give up!Not only did not give up!On the contrary, he has strengthened his mind. Such a smart donkey must never be missed when passing by!

This king wants to make that old woman understand the price of bullying this king!Pay her to death!

So Ben Wang was in vain after being tempted by carrots, chicken legs, etc., and even sugar flower cakes. With an idea, Ben Wang suddenly said: "Ahem, follow what I say, and you will have the steamed buns just now every day from now on."

As for the coughing and coughing, it's not that I'm pretending to be coercive, but that I said so many things when my throat was so painful that it hurts and itches now...

really tired...

In the end, just when the king had given up hope and planned to slip away by himself, he heard the stupid donkey with steamed buns stand up with a bang, and his movements were swift and violent. Same!

It looked at me with piercing eyes, and its big eyes were filled with: Hurry up!

The eyes of the king's chest, the king is speechless...

This king is also convinced. I have never seen such a strange flower with such low requirements. It can be said that it is very unpretentious.

So Ben Wang secretly opened the door of the shed and climbed up the wall secretly.Then, Ben Wang, who was sitting on the fence and looking at the donkey, suddenly thought of such a question: How does this stupid donkey get over the wall?Will it have this skill?

It seems that after staying with the donkey for a long time, the king seems to have become stupid.

Just as Ben Wang was sitting on the wall thinking about life and how to smuggle the donkey out, he suddenly felt wet on his back.

This king was almost scared to pee, right?Holy crap, in the middle of the night, something suddenly licked my back, so, is it a legendary ghost?

Ahhh, the king covered his mouth and howled silently.

Then, a pulling force came from the back, and the king leaned on a warm and generous back.

Emmmm......

It's a little annoying...

The king subconsciously hugged a thinner part, but found that he was hugging a donkey.

ass?ah?How did it come out!

The donkey seemed to have noticed the king's doubts, turned his head in one direction, and didn't move.

Ben Wang took a closer look and saw the courtyard gate that was wide open.

This king wants Jingjing, not the Jingjing under Lingyu.

Feeling the king's silence, the donkey silently turned his head and ran in one direction. Taking advantage of the darkness, he ran for an unknown number of miles.

By the way, is this really a donkey?Didn't the king hear that donkeys are very lazy, and they have to be hung by a carrot to go backwards, and they are not suitable for long trekking?

This king definitely met a fake donkey!

Otherwise, whose donkey runs so smoothly, lightly and quickly?It can run faster than the thousand-mile horse Aoyun raised by this king!No, not exactly, but just.Compared with the speed of this donkey, Ao Yun was like a brat still suckling, and was instantly compared to scum.

So how did this stupid donkey willingly pass as an ordinary donkey?The king really can't figure it out.

But this king thinks that he can probably understand such a problem, why the stupid donkey is so presumptuous and only willing to be restrained when he is working, and he is so free at other times.

This is probably arrogance, right?Nonsence!This is probably the unique arrogance and self-willedness of talented people, right?

The king couldn't help applauding him, and decided to throw Ao Yun back to the emperor as soon as the king returned.

snort!Who cares!

He was bullied by the emperor's brother for all kinds of land cuts and compensations for this King Ma Ben, and finally got such a waste.

Give it back to him, no more!And names!Let it call back its own little red!This king is not rare╭∩╮!

Speaking of the name Ao Yun, do you still remember what I said about my favorite pet Baiyun?

That's right, my king's pets are all kinds of clouds!Baiyun is a black meow, Aoyun is the red horse named Xiaohong, Youyunxiyun is a koi carp, and Moyun is a blue turtle.

As for the little pets raised by the imperial brother, I don’t bother to say, you can guess their names just by looking at their colors→_→

Little Red, the red horse; Little Black, the black wolf; Little White, the white tiger; Little Green; the blue turtle raised with this king...

It can be said that it is very new and the name is useless.

This king is ashamed to be with him ←_←!

No one should tell this king what this king knows about that tyrant, brother!

Thinking about it this way, this king really wants to go to his father, queen and mother to sue, but Brother Spicy Chicken actually said that this king is dead!The king is still alive!The king is not dead!He was blinded →_→!

Hey, I'm so pissed off╭∩╮!

So this king was so angry that he fell asleep on Liuyun's back...

That's right, since the donkey is willing to go with me, it belongs to me, and naturally it should have the name of my favorite pet series.

Liu Yun is so good, just like the clouds in the sky, it runs fast and steady, it couldn't be more suitable!

Ah, so sleepy.

This king is about to fall asleep, no one is allowed to disturb him!

Did you hear that?Otherwise, this king will...

This king will show it to you (*￣︶￣*)!