I heard that the king is dead

How can there be such a shameless person in the world, this king has never seen such a strange thing that makes people want to beat him to death!

Furious to explode!

I really want to kill him!

However, this king can't beat QAQ, this is really a very sad fact, don't laugh, okay?Laugh at me again, I will shave your hair in the middle of the night!snort!

It's you, Liu Ergou!Don't laugh!I'll kill you laughing again!

Really, this king admits that he is really stupid, or the kind that is hopelessly stupid_(:з」∠)_

Mixed feelings……

Sure enough, it's a stupid donkey... nothing wrong with it...

Ben Wang clearly intends to return to Beijing, okay?But why!The ass!Take me to the border...

So sad that I can't help myself...

This king doesn't admit that he is a road idiot!Not to mention that the king still lost his way after asking the way and had to let the stupid donkey run around and lost himself!It was obviously that stupid donkey who brought me here without hesitation, and was almost taken as a spy for smuggling...

This king is not happy, this king wants to hit someone!

But, can't beat...

"Second dog! The king wants to go back! Let go of the king!" The king lay on the bed with a loud voice and wanted to throw Liu Zhongxun with the book.

"Don't make trouble, your legs are still not good, don't mess around." Liu Ergou patted the king's head rebelliously, with a kind face.

Ben Wang: ...

snort!Scum!Could a broken leg be a reason to prevent the king from returning to Beijing?

Yes, yes!

Liu Ergou, a scumbag, has stopped me for half a month because of this reason, so angry!

Thinking of this king makes me angry!This king is consciously not a narrow-minded prince, but this king is narrow-minded, so what if he takes revenge?Who made this king's broken leg be caused by Liu Ergou?

Speaking of that day, the stupid donkey didn't know what was going on, and ran into the barracks like crazy, and the king couldn't hold it back.

As a result, it was a tragedy.The donkey was tripped by the guard, and the king fell off the donkey with a somersault, and was crushed by the fallen donkey_(:з」∠)_.

Ben Wang endured the pain and patted the stupid ass who has always been human, but in the end, it didn't respond.

Ben Wang patted again, um... still the same result, the stupid donkey is probably stupid.

I really want to slap it away with a slap! ! !My king's leg, ouch, it hurts me to death~

It was the guards next to me who saw that the king was crushed by the donkey so pale that they moved the donkey to the side and rescued the king's broken leg.

Then, the king stared dumbfounded at the stupid donkey disappearing in place.

The king and the guards were dumbfounded for a moment, staring blankly at the open space where the donkey disappeared...

As a matter of course, this unimaginable incident failed to make them regard me as a fairy or something, but was arrested as a spy instead.

Ben Wang: ...

Fuck, what development, why are these people's brain circuits so strange?What such a strange event brought them was not shock and awe of the unknown, but...

Where did this strange person come from?Could it be a spy?I want us to relax our vigilance for this, and treat spies as gods, there is no way!Lida country actually still has this kind of operation!Grab it decisively!Never let him go!

This king is suffering in his heart, this king must say it.

The king dragged his broken leg and was thrown into a tent by them. They tried to force a confession from him without even looking for a doctor.

Pooh!This king is a strong-willed person, how could he succeed in extorting a confession?So I don't want to say a word to them.Of course, the most important thing is, what did the king say? ╮(╯^╰)╭

How did the king discover the fact that he was still dead after a year of running away suddenly?Or does Brother Spicy Chicken define me as a dead person?

Who believes it!

Oh, this is my king's experience, such as that aunt, bah!The old woman... Isn't it just that she treats the king as a lunatic and intends to let the king work for her for free?And that little beggar who was dressed strangely on the road even laughed at me and said that if I was a prince, he would be the emperor, saying that I am a good actor, addicted to acting and unable to extricate myself!

Pooh!If it weren't for this king's unintentional remarks because he saw that he was not normal, and because of his embarrassment, he felt sympathy, this king would definitely have his head chopped off.

As for why there is such a perception?Tell me, with his trembling body and purple complexion, he looks a lot like a mad dog~

It is said that this kind of madness can also be transmitted to people. The specific manifestations are dull eyes, livid complexion, trembling all over, and tears and saliva. It can be said to be very scary.

However, this lord is very kind. On such a cold day, in the wild mountains and mountains, I met a little beggar with naked arms, strange clothes, twitching and trembling on the ground, who looked only fifteen or sixteen years old. Still can't bear to watch him freeze to death.

Therefore, the king found vines nearby with sharp eyes, tied him up, tied several layers of weeds on him, and threw him on the donkey's back.

The donkey looked at Ben Wang very unhappy, as if Ben Wang had thrown something dirty on its back.

Ben Wang glared at it, thinking what to look at, look at it again, then cover your big eyes, big eyes are amazing~

The king and the donkey looked at each other for a long time before seeing a trace of helplessness in its eyes.In other words, why does this king feel that the donkey seems to be becoming more and more human?The expression in its eyes that you can't do anything about it made me really want to hold its head and shake it, and asked: "Stupid donkey, are you a sperm?"

But upon closer inspection, it was still that stupid donkey. Compared with before, there was no major change at all.

Let's just assume that this king has a problem with his eyes!

Then, the little beggar woke up, probably just after the madness, he stopped convulsing, but he was still limp, with no strength at all.

The king saw that he was awake, so he asked: "Young man, the king sees that your seal is black, and there is a call for disaster, but what is the incurable disease?"

That's right, this king just asked him if he was sick in such a fresh, refined and unaffected manner, otherwise, how could he be lying in a deserted place, still dressed so poorly?After all, it was late autumn, but this man was wearing thinner than summer single clothes.

From this point of view, this person is either mentally ill or physically ill.

The king definitely guessed right!

Unexpectedly, this person didn't cooperate at all, not only insulting me for being sick, but also calling me a fool.

He said: "You are the only one who is sick, and your whole family is sick. You are a god, what are you talking about, tell your buddies, you will be beaten if you do this. Eh? Normal people can't do this kind of confrontation. People say that your Yintang black life is not long? Come on? Dare to say that... I'm afraid you are not a fool?"

Ben Wang: ...

"You are the fool. What this king is saying is that if your seal is black, you will be in trouble. Who cares about your long life. Besides, you are what you are. How dare you say that your seal is not pitch black?" Ben Wang Unhappy, how dare someone trample on this king's kindness like this!This king saved him, okay?

"Ben Wang? Dude, your middle school illness is so serious, does your mother know? And——" Suddenly, his face changed, he looked at the rope on his body, and shouted: "Why did you tie me up, say, you What's the intention?"

It can be said to be very rough nerves.

The king raised his forehead and said helplessly: "Although the king is very kind and willing to save people who are lying in the wild and dying of freezing, it does not mean that the king is not afraid of being caught by a person with a contagious madness. Therefore, the king Naturally, I will tie you up, otherwise, if you bite it down, wouldn’t this king just sit and wait for death?"

"Hehe, buddy, who will believe you when you say this? How could I appear in the wild..."

"Damn it! No, I remember that I seemed to have encountered an earthquake, and I stuck my head on the fruit knife next to me, so I died?"

While speaking, he reached out and stroked his head.

"No, there is no blood and no wound... What's going on here?"

Ben Wang watched his performance quietly, thinking that Ben Wang guessed right, he must be a lunatic!

Fortunately, the king had the foresight to tie him up (*￣︶￣*).This king really admires himself!

So, the king sat cross-legged on the donkey's back, faced the little beggar with a smile, and quietly watched him talking to himself like crazy.

Unexpectedly, the little beggar suddenly paused, and began to ask the king: "Brother, where is this?"

"Qingzhou." Ben Wang looked at him with pity. It seems that this little beggar is not just crazy. He doesn't even know where he is. It hurts.

"I'm talking about where, time, country, emperor, etc..." the little beggar asked cautiously.

"In the fourth year of Yongyuan, in Beiling Kingdom, the emperor is my elder brother, Emperor Zhao. Are you really stupid, how can you not know this?"

The king looked at him hesitantly, and became more and more sure that the little beggar was really crazy, not a fake, he was not pretending to be crazy, nor was he unconscious for a while.

Alas--

The king shook his head, there was no way to save him.

"Then who are you?"

"King Ning." This king is the only younger brother of the emperor's brother. I'm afraid this monkey is stupid, ah no, this king forgot, this monkey is really stupid.This king made a mistake, it was this king who forgot.

Unexpectedly, he actually looked at the king's clothes and the donkey with disgust, closed his eyes and stopped talking.

The king was annoyed by his attitude, kicked his ass, and asked, "Little beggar, what's your attitude?"

"Han listen."

"what?"

"I'm not a little beggar, my name is Han Ting."

This king is convinced, this king has never seen such an annoying little guy.The king took a few deep breaths, but he still couldn't help roaring out: "What does the king call you! Is there anyone who treats a lifesaver like this?"

"Ha ha."

Ben Wang: ...

Seeing Ben Wang puffing his cheeks in anger, Han Ting smiled instead, and said word by word: "If you are King Ning, then I am Emperor Zhao. Little showman, don't play, who is to be so addicted to the show?" It's not good, just untie me."

"Don't worry, I won't bite you..." He hesitated for a while, then glanced at Ben Wang before saying, "I was worried that you would suddenly bite me~"

Ben Wang: ...

The king was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

So this king took his leg and threw him off the donkey's back ╮(╯^╰)╭.

What is the solution, you go to hell!This king will never save people indiscriminately again!

Anyway, there are still people living here now, so he won't be allowed to freeze to death in the wilderness, and this king is already worthy of his conscience by bringing him all the way here.

Now, this king doesn't want to see him, a heartless heartless man!

The king is so mad!

And because of this, this king never told others that this king is a prince, anyway, no one believed QAQ...

Although, the title of this king has never changed!snort!This king has claimed to be an adult since he was a child, why should he change it!

This king claims to be a self-proclaimed one based on his ability, so why would he change it for the sake of this group of rebellious guys?

This king will never!The king will call himself the king!My father, queen, mother, and tyrant brother didn't care about me, so why should I listen to these scumbags!Do not listen or listen to bastard chanting sutras!

Emmmm......

Too much talk, let me continue to talk about being forced to confess with a broken leg.

In a word, if Liu Ergou hadn't stopped him, this king would definitely kill anyone who dared to bully me.Ah no, see one, ask Brother Huang to help chop one up.

Ah, Brother Huang, I miss you so much.

Hurry up and help me hold down Liu Ergou, I want to beat him up!