I heard that the king is dead

When Ben Wang woke up, he found that Xiao Zhuozi was not in front of him.

Oh, Xiao Zhuozi is the little eunuch next to the king, and he grew up with the king since he was a child.When the king went up the tree, he moved the ladder; when the king climbed the wall, he went up first and waited for the king; So I was beaten up by the emperor...

And usually when the king sleeps, he stays on the couch next to him; when the king wakes up at night and wants to go to the bathroom, he can't wait to go to the bathroom--Bah!This cannot be said! ●━●

In short, since childhood, Xiao Zhuozi has never been more than three feet away from me, like a sticky insect, wishing to stick to my leg all the time.So, there is no way, the king can only wander around with this leg pendant every day, and was caught by the king's tyrant brother and taught him a lesson, saying that the king shouldn't always know how to play with the little eunuch, but he doesn't understand Solve his problems for him.

Pooh!Think beautifully!This king is a free and beautiful man!How can you actively trap yourself to do things for a tyrant like you?Tomorrow night, please go early, go to bed early and go to sleep early, it is also possible to wait for this king to share your worries in your dreams——

Ahem, without talking so much, let us return to the reality in front of us, the straw shed with a strange horse tied up.

Look left and right, look up and down, but still don't see Xiaojiuzi's temperament.

So the facts in front of me tell me, now!He, always clinging to this king's little drink, has disappeared! ! !Or this king disappeared while he was sleeping! ! !

Moreover, the most important thing is: this king is finished!Complete!No!recognize!know this!indivual!land!square!

So, where the hell is this (? O?)?What about a drink?What about Lingyu?Where did they go!

Also, when did this king actually fall to sleep in a stable!

That strange looking stupid horse!Don't chew my king's hair!Don't even lick me!

What is that you are holding?carrot?Pooh!You actually want to feed this king carrots full of your saliva!The king won't eat it!go away!

"Small wine!" Ben Wang pulled the clothes that didn't fit his identity at all, sat on the ground and began to shout at the top of his voice.

It's really not that I don't care about demeanor, it's just that I am in this state, covered in mud and dead grass, and... the stupid horse rubbing against my body next to me, and my completely uncontrollable hands and feet, plus my abdomen The pain, plus the unspeakable discomfort above.

What is the use of this king's demeanor! ! !

Now that he didn't want to be graceful, this king simply took off his clothes and took a look, okay, a big bruise...

Although, the most uncomfortable place is not this bruise, but a deeper, deeper place.

"Little drinker! Come here and tell me what's going on! Could it be that the emperor finally discovered his tyrant's nature and was overthrown by someone?" This king felt that he had exhausted all the prehistoric power in his body, But... the sound is still like the buzzing of mosquitoes, so that the king can't stand it anymore!

"Stupid horse, go away!" The king once again pushed away the strange horse that was trying to sneak up on the king's stunning face, and touched the drool on his face——

"Hey -- do you know what self-knowledge is, you idiot! Is this king's face you can kiss!! That's exclusively for this king's favorite pet Baiyun! Go away!" This king slapped it on the head On, and then, ushered in a more passionate tongue kiss...

Wipe it!Shame on you stupid horse, shame on me!

One gets angry, and this king can't care about the weakness of his hands and feet, so he kicks the stupid horse.Let you lick me!snort!Kick you to death!

Although, I can't exert any strength at all, and the stupid horse mistakenly thought I was playing with it.

Hi!Very angry!Who the hell wanted to harm this king, and threw him into such a stupid horse's den in the middle of the night!When this king finds him, he must kill his whole family!

Hmm - forget it, let's kill him alone, after all...Even if the emperor is a tyrant, the king can also be a cutie!The crime is not as good as the family, after all, the family may be different, I want to be a reasonable person.

It's not like the violent temper of the emperor's brother, hum!

The king and the emperor's brother are two brothers born of the same father and the same mother. My mother taught me since I was a child: "Your brother is the prince, the future emperor, and you will rely on him in the future, so you have to listen to him. You have to listen to what I have taught you, and be good."

but!Brother Huang, he is really annoying!He is a tyrant!But why no one found out! ! !snort!tyrant! !Bullied me every day since I was a child!Why didn't someone come over to overthrow him?

It is a pity that this king has been looking forward to it for 18 years.When I was a child, I hoped that my father would take down his position as the crown prince. After my father abdicated and followed my mother, I hoped that someone would push him down from the position of emperor. However, it has not been successful so far...

angry! ╭∩╮

So, why hasn't Xiaojiuzi come yet?What about Lingyu?It's time to freshen up, why haven't you seen her come over to change clothes for me!

Sure enough, this king is used to it!Now I don't take this king seriously! ╰_╯What's the use of this kind of slave, as expected, it should be delayed and replaced!

"Xiaozhuozi, Lingyu, are you still alive!!!" The king was very angry, and the consequences would be serious!So, if these two don't come out again, I will punish them...

Let them watch me eat (*￣︶￣*), they will be so hungry!

Ben Wang pushed the horse's head (yes! This stupid horse actually wants to help this king wash his face! You are not Lingyu! This king doesn't want it!) and looked around.

Eh?this is……

The legendary villain!

As the saying goes, there are bad people out of poor mountains and rivers, the mountains here are bare at first glance, the houses are dilapidated at first glance, and the aunt who walked over with a murderous look...

This is definitely the legendary troublemaker!

Why?No, that aunt's murderous intent seems to be aimed at this king...

Fuck!what are you doing!The king warns you!If you dare to do anything to this king, this king will let the emperor cut you off!

Fuck!don't come here!Have something to say!

"Little brat! What time is it! You still haven't gotten up to work! After living with the lazy donkey next to you for a long time, you will become a lazy donkey, right? I raised you for nothing so that you can sleep late for me What? Get up quickly! Work!"

The aunt rushed over angrily with the momentum of a crab, grabbed Ben Wang's tender claws, and scratched a bruise for him when she went up.

"Auntie, who are you! Let go of me! How dare you treat me like this and scold me, even in front of the royal relatives, I will cut you off~"

The king's anger rose in an instant, and he could directly jump into the sky.

What this king loves most in this life is his face and beautiful claws. The most taboo thing is whoever takes action on this king's favorite, no matter who it is, including this king's brother!

Back then, after the king's little claws were swollen by the emperor's brother, the king rebelliously held down the then prince and later the emperor and beat him up violently.

Although, in a daze, the elder brother who was beaten by the king lifted up the king's short legs and threw it on the couch, gave him a good spanking, and then beat up the little drinker who was gloating at other people's misfortunes .

Then the king felt very ashamed and dissatisfied, so he went to sue his father and ordered his father, Guan Huang, to be confined for three days and punished to copy several military books.

From then on, although Brother Huang would occasionally hit Ben Wang with his hand, he never dared to get red and swollen. Moreover, Brother Huang never spanked Ben Wang's ass again, which can be said to be very effective.

"Little brat, you are very courageous!" The aunt was really strong, and she carried me like a chick, and directly rescued me from the mouth of a stupid horse.

"Thank you, auntie!" The king looked at the stupid horse that left him, hugged the rough paws of the auntie, and said gratefully: "Thank you, auntie, for taking me out of the stupid horse's saliva. Save it, and I will thank you when I find Xiao Zhuozi!"

"Stupid horse?" The aunt looked at Ben Wang suspiciously, and asked, "Qiao Erqiao, are you stupid? That's a donkey. Besides, don't you usually like to hug that lazy donkey the most?"

"Pfft——" The king is very thankful that he doesn't drink water now, otherwise he will probably be choked to death.But there is one thing that the king must clarify: "Who is Qiao Erqiao? He has such a heavy taste? Also, this one is a donkey, not a strange-looking horse?"

"Qiao Erqiao, you little bastard, aren't you really stupid? Eh? No! No."

The aunt carried me around from head to toe again, hugged my waist, rubbed my tender paws, and said suddenly: "You are not Qiao Erqiao, what are you? Who? Where's Qiao Erqiao?"

"Where does this king know? This king was here when he woke up, and he didn't even see the little eunuch next to him. How would he know where that big and small Joe is?"

Ben Wang patted his aunt's rough and strong hand, and asked: "Auntie, can you put me down? Your waist is about to be cut off by you. Also, stop rubbing, my hand hurts."

"Hehe, I'm still mourning my family! Little fool, since you're not Qiao Erqiao, then who are you?"

"Of course this king is King Ning, the younger brother of the current emperor Liang Zhao! If you keep imitating your mother's address, this king will... um..."

The king rubbed his chin, and finally came up with a way to deal with her safely: "This king will cut off your whole family!"

In the end, the aunt looked at the king with pity, and said: "A good young master who has been raised with fine skin and tender flesh, but he turned out to be a fool. Who doesn't know that King Ning passed away a year ago? If you pretend to be someone else and say Maybe I’ll believe you, ma’am, pretending to be King Ning... baby... I’m afraid you’re tired of living~”

"What! The king is dead! Who did it!" Hearing what the aunt said, the king felt as if he had been struck by a bolt from the blue, and he was dumbfounded.

The aunt looked at the king with pity, but didn't speak.

"No! This king is still alive! Who said that this king is dead! Who is pretending to be this king? This king wants to kill his nine clans!"

Auntie wrote all over her face, and I watched your performance quietly.

This king is about to turn into a white cloud with anger!

Now only Baiyun's fluffy figure can express my heart that is about to explode!

Brother, are you a fool!This king is still alive and well, but you actually buried an unknown thing as the king, not to mention, you haven't recognized that it is not the king!

Too angry to breathe! ! !

The aunt completely ignored that the king was still angry, and only knew to pour fuel on the king's head.She was still there asking: "Little fool, do you remember who you are?"

You are the little fool!Your whole family are little fools!

"This king is Ning Wang! Ning Wang Liang Zheng! No way! This king is going to complain to his father! He said that that idiot, Brother Huang, actually 'dead' this king a year ago."

The aunt looked at Ben Wang with the expression of looking at the landlord's stupid son, Ben Wang: ...

No, if the king died a year ago, where was the king this year?Eh?Wasn't this king still sleeping in the palace yesterday?Why do you wake up, this king has been dead for a year?

"Auntie, what year is it now?" Ben Wang took a deep breath and asked solemnly after he was fully prepared.

"Yongyuan four years, little guy, you are really a fool, aren't you just pretending?"

This king, this king is very angry, but I have to endure it.Although this king is short, you don't want to bully people like this!Tell me, who is the little guy! ! !You say, who is the little fool! ! !

The king still couldn't hold back, and cried "Wow".

So, this king grew up a year without knowing it, did this king not even grow his head?Brother Spicy Chicken, obviously he told me that he would grow another one, but he didn't!No!Brother Huang has big fart and eyes!Crying.

This world is too cruel to this king!Wow--

This king is not happy, this king has a little mood, this king wants to go back and beat up the emperor brother, no one can stop this king!

The author has something to say: Yuan Geng

Brother Huang: I heard you want to beat me up?

Ben Wang: Don’t dare, I’ll just say…

Brother Huang: Have you become active again recently and started to play around?

Ben Wang: →_→

Ben Wang: What is it, you bit me?slightly slightly slightly slightly ~

Brother Huang: You are mentally retarded!