Anecdote of the Northeast

Going out of the horse, also called watching incense, going out of the hall, is the inheritance of the ancient shamanic culture, and then developed into a kind of witch culture in the northern region of our country.

In the north, they are known as those who move the pole, hold the incense burner, and lead the army.In the south, it is called out of the shell, seated, and placed on the table.With different regions, there are many names.But in the end, it all has the same purpose. There is a disciple (also called brother horse) who leads a hall of the fairy family to see things and diseases for others.

And now, I, Zhou Dachuan, in the upcoming summer, start preparing for the most important thing in my life - going out.

Before the official launch, it is necessary for the house ghost to open the seven orifices. The so-called house ghosts are usually their ancestors. , the woman is a smoker.Normally, this ancestral ghost fairy is also the leader of Qingfeng in his own horse hall, and he is in charge of the ghost fairy in the hall.

After that, Huang Xian needs to go through the five meridians and six meridians to get rid of the yin qi left in the body of the Qingfeng leader. If the yin qi stays in the body, it is not good for brother Ma's health.

On the third day after I communicated with my family, Hu Lingling disappeared early in the morning. According to Liu Zhenyuan, she was going to invite Master Qingfeng from my hall to help me out tonight.

This made me both nervous and excited. I was nervous because it was said that channeling was painful and most people couldn't bear it. I was excited because the general Qingfeng leader was the ancestor of my younger brother.

I'm curious who my Qingfeng leader will be.

According to the family history that my grandfather told me when I was young, my ancestors not only produced many Jinshi and ranks, but also produced generals who led troops to fight.

As for who it would be, I guessed from morning to afternoon until eight o'clock in the evening when I realized whether I wanted to prepare something delicious for my Master Qingfeng.

I asked Liu Zhenyuan this question, she rolled her eyes and looked at me with disdain, "You just remembered? What did you do before?"

As soon as I heard it, I needed to prepare a bit, so I went to the kitchen to search for a meal. My dad saw me entering the kitchen and thought I was hungry again, but when he heard that some ancestors of the family might be coming tonight, he slammed Hit me on the head.

"You wouldn't have said earlier, what time is it now, hurry up, you cut the meat, I'll make a twice-cooked pork, you cut up the sausage at home, and then take out the big spring from yesterday."

My dad has followed my grandfather since he was a child and often went up the mountain to visit the graves of old comrades-in-arms who died. In fact, he believed in ghosts and gods.

"Stinky boy, how old are you, so you don't have any success at all. You will come out in the future, and there will be all kinds of immortals in your hall. Only our ancestors are the people who can take care of you best. You don't want to be more filial Xiao Jing, I am really mad at you."

In fact, until now, I can still remember my dad nervously cooking twice-cooked pork in the kitchen. The original 1.8-meter-five tall man looked only 1.7-meter-eight because of his foot disease, and he had half-white bristles. Short hair looks sour.

I placed the cooked twice-cooked pork, sausages, and a pack of peanuts I bought at the supermarket urgently in the bedroom. I took a bowl with five grains and three incense sticks in it, and made offerings according to the method Liu Zhenyuan gave.

"I said, how many people are brought back, I have prepared three wine glasses, don't have enough."

It's almost nine o'clock, I'm in a panic, I can only talk nonsense to Hui Xiaobao and Liu Zhenyuan.

"There's wine!"

Suddenly, a deep voice came from behind me, and then a hand with a silver armguard reached out to the table in front of me, picked up the big spring and drank.

I turned around stiffly and looked behind me.

I saw a big man, about eight feet tall, wearing a golden battle armor with a strong local style, holding an eight-foot long spear in his hand, and holding a wine bottle in the other hand to blow at the bottle.

This, isn't this the golden armor uncle I met when I was ten years old?

"You're not bad, you know how to respect my old man. It's not in vain that I personally escorted your soul back home."

"Uncle, it turns out that you are my Master Qingfeng. Come here, I have my dad's twice-cooked pork and sausages. These are processed meats bought by my mother. There are absolutely no additives."

"Dachuan, you can't be called uncle. In terms of seniority, Master Zhou is your ancestor." Hu Lingling poked her head out from behind Uncle Jinjia at this time, and explained very seriously.

When I heard that Uncle Jinjia is my ancestor, I just became more happy, "Well, ancestor, what else do you want to eat, I will get it for you."

It doesn’t matter if there are no materials at home. I know that there is a small restaurant under my house, which mainly cooks for the drivers and is open 24 hours a day.

"No, that's enough. I'm already dead. My original name is Zhou Tong, but now I'm called Zhou Ju. A few days ago, I became brothers with Hu Liuge. The one you want to worship as your teacher in the future is still called Er Master."

Although I am a bit confused about this generation theory, I am still very happy.These days, there are a few who can talk to their ancestors like me.

When I was full of wine and food, Zhou Ju asked me to lie down, and then said to me, "There are two types of channeling, Wenqiao and Wuqiao. According to theory, I should let myself choose, but time is tight, so I can only use a short period of time." Don't worry, Chuan'er, I will try my best to make you suffer less."

Even though I said this, I still know this basic common sense. It takes a little longer to write orifices, but it is less guilty.It took a short time for Wuqiao, but it was very painful. If it is fast, it can be done in half a month, and it will not be uncomfortable during the day.

If I choose by myself, I will definitely choose the text, the level of pain is different, but now the time really waits for no one, and besides, I can't go to college in a sick way.

Although I was well prepared, when I really started, it was really fucking painful. People say that giving birth is a tenth grade pain, which is more painful than a broken rib.

My ribs are not broken now, but I feel that all the bones in my body have been removed. I feel that time passes very slowly, and I can hear the sound of cracking in my body.When I feel the pain subside, I feel like I've passed the night, when in fact it's been half an hour.

Then I fell asleep and dreamed about a lot of things, which were not good anyway.

For a while I dreamed that I was back in the third year of high school again, and I wanted to cry when I saw so much homework. After a while, I added a new girlfriend, who looked like a goddess of youth in the studio from the back, but when I looked back, it was the one in the class who was wearing glasses and had long hair. Little buck-toothed study committee member.

When I woke up, it was already the next day. When I got up and went out, I saw my parents sitting on the sofa, watching the commercials that I didn’t like to watch before.

"Boy, you finally woke up. It's already nine o'clock. How is it? What happened yesterday?" My dad hurriedly asked when he saw me going out.

My mother was more straightforward, she came over and pulled me, looked up and down, and finally said, "Let's go take a shower first."

I froze for a moment, and when I smelled it, I'll go, what does it smell like, it's so manly.

I rushed into the bathroom and washed it with water, and then came out with a change of clothes. As for the changed clothes, I threw them directly into the washing machine.

After I came out, I sat on the sofa and told the whole story of what happened yesterday. When I mentioned the name of my ancestor, my dad suddenly patted my thigh.

"Oh, I know, I know, this is the ancestor of our family, that's right, I heard it from your grandpa when I was young."

My grandpa said it, but I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't remember that there was a man named Zhou Tong in the story my grandpa told.

"Before that, your grandpa went there, so you didn't listen, our family actually has a genealogy, in your great-grandpa's house, someday go and see, indeed there is.

This old ancestor is very powerful. He was a partial general who followed Qi Jiguang against the Japanese pirates. Later, he went to the battlefield when he was a teenager. Our family was a military household at that time. An official is equivalent to a partial general. "

As soon as I heard it, I co-authored it. Our family has also dealt with famous historical figures.

Knowing that my ancestor has become my master of Qingfeng, my family felt more at ease, and for the next half a month, I lived every day in hot water.

When all the seven orifices on his body are opened, it will be Huang Xian's turn to channel the five meridians and six meridians. This time, he is also a master. From the mountains to the south and the sea to the north, he spends a lot of money, and is extremely popular with the younger generation.

When he came to channel my five meridians and six meridians, Hui Xiaobao and the other three would all be there every time, I was suffering there, and they were drinking and chatting there, very happy.

Anyway, I saw through it at that time, the three of them, Hui Xiaobao, are definitely typical representatives of being able to share wealth and not share joys and sorrows.

Hu Liuye, who is my future master, set the time to move the pole on July 21 of the lunar calendar. It is said that there are no clouds in the sky on that day, and you can see the stars and the moon in the sky, which is very suitable for doing big things.

But before that, I need to find a few people to help me write the report when I am in the hall, and be a master of the hall, that is, the Sanhai Gangbing. In our northeast, it is also called Ershen'er.

Before this, our family has never been in contact with this kind of supernatural person except my aunt and grandma. Besides, Litangkou is a big deal, and we can't just find someone to use it. As long as there is a slight mistake that day, it is a big deal. It is related to whether my Tangzi can really accumulate merit and whether the Tangzi can really stand up.

I asked my cheap master about this very seriously, after all, they specialize in this.

However, my cheap master was very disapproving of this, "I really need to find someone to help you write the hall form, that's fine, I'll have someone contact you when the time comes, and you just prepare the things you need for the hall.

As soon as I heard that the biggest problem was solved by my master, then other things were not a problem, so I went home immediately.The next day, he took Hui Xiaobao and Liu Zhenyuan to the largest shopping mall in the city to buy what Litangzi needed.

What a few feet of red cloth, floral cloth, red paper, incense table, tribute plate, and many other messy things cost me about two thousand.

I came here with more durable things. The money was given to me by my dad. According to his words, anyway, the family is not short of money now, so it should be regarded as the start-up fund he gave me.

Now that I think about it, my dad was pretty hip.

As a result, just a few days before the establishment of the hall, Mr. Hu sent a message to say that the time has been postponed and will have to wait until next month.

I'm counting the time, come on, I have to do military training first, and then stand up.