Anecdote of the Northeast

After I got home, I regretted it a bit. My mother was a very firm atheist and never burned incense and worshiped Buddha. My father was always between belief and unbelief, but my father always took my mother’s instructions as the basis for his actions. Basically a wife slave.

Bah, no, they are wives and daughters slaves, sons are used to command, both wives and daughters are treasures, anyway, I am the bottom oppressed in my family

As for my sister Zhou Xiaoxiao, this child is like me and has a very high receptivity, so don't worry.That is, will my second uncle think that I am crazy, and if I don't go to a good university, I have to be a magic stick?

I thought for a long time and couldn't come up with a solution, but Hui Xiaobao was so excited that he packed his luggage and moved to my house, even Hu Lingling and Liu Zhenyuan lived in my house together.

"I said, why are you all here? I haven't prepared anything yet. Where do you live?"

"It's okay, you do your own thing, don't worry about us, from now on, we will be your reporter, that is, your personal bodyguards, we will take care of your safety and the safety of your family." Li's appearance, in fact, has a hearty personality like that of a Northeast female compatriot.

I don't think I can persuade them to leave, so I don't care about them. I can only sit at the desk by myself and sigh.

A group of three people visited my bedroom and my room at home, and even researched all the household appliances. After playing around, they saw that I was still sitting by the table, so they all surrounded me.

"What's the matter, Dachuan?" Since I met Hu Lingling, she has always been a very reliable big sister, and the three of them have always been headed by her.

"I was thinking, how to make my atheist mother believe that there are ghosts in the world."

"Why do you believe in ghosts instead of immortals?" Liu Zhenyuan, a poor child, may have reached the rebellious stage, and now she especially likes to argue with others, and now basically no one wants to talk to her.

"How about I give them a 'Five Ghosts Transport'?" Hui Xiaobao said enthusiastically, gearing up.

I gave him a blank look, "There are scientific explanations for this in magazines now, so it's useless."

In the past two years, my mother has fallen in love with watching magazines and TV programs such as "Approaching Science" and "Magic Revealed". Ordinary magic spells are simply impossible.

"Would you like me to cast a spell that reveals the shadow of the wall?"

Liu Zhenyuan is actually pretty good when she doesn't hold back, especially when she comes up with ideas, I feel that she is more reliable than Hui Xiaobao.

"What spell is that?" I asked curiously.

"Look at the wall." Liu Zhenyuan pointed to the white latex paint wall in front of my eyes, then pinched her hand with her right hand, muttering something.

I opened my eyes wide and looked at the wall. Slowly, a black mist appeared on the wall, and then the shape of the black mist gradually changed. Clouds, small bridges, rivers, swimming fish, light rain, and a man and a woman appeared. The silhouette of an ancient figure, the two slowly walked from both sides of the bridge to the middle of the bridge.

I watched it for a long time, and the more I looked at it, the more familiar it became, "Isn't this the scene where you meet on a broken bridge in "Legend of the New White Snake"?"

"How about it, isn't it good?" Liu Zhenyuan smugly put her hips on her hips, very satisfied with her masterpiece.

"I think it's okay." I nodded, thinking that this doesn't look scary, and it can't be explained by science, but the content needs to be changed.

Then Hu Lingling came out, the three of us assisted, and thought about a book for about 15 minutes, mainly about how I met Hu Lingling and Hui Xiaobao, and then we went to meet the little story of Hu Liuye.

Originally, she wanted to do some dubbing, but Liu Zhenyuan didn't know how to do it, so she could only watch shadow puppetry. There was no other way, so Hu Lingling urgently made up some lines and announcements to make this 15-minute short play come out.

The next day, I went out early to buy groceries, then I went to buy a bottle of Daquanyuan, and I bought a box of ice cream for my sister.I have been in the kitchen since noon, cleaned up the chicken, and stewed the ribs. I even cut a piece of pork belly and planned to make a braised pork.

You ask why there are only meat dishes?Not tired.

It's only noon, Qingcai is ready to go.

Six dishes and one soup definitely meet the standard of the banquet. Taking advantage of the time, I cleaned up the living room at home, set the table, and waited for my parents to pick up my sister back from the study class.

"What day is it today? How did you brat cook so many dishes?" Zhou Jiefang saw the full dining table in the living room as soon as he entered the door. His first reaction was not to be moved, but to see if something happened to his son. A moth.

"What are you doing?"

"I invite you to dinner, what can I do?" I rolled my eyes at my dad, thinking that this person is very decent, I greeted my mom politely, moved the chair, and handed the towel, don't mention it. How flattering.

The main thing that needs to be overcome today is my mother, and my father is just a matter of course.

No matter what my father thinks, my mother is very moved anyway, thinking that I have grown up and become sensible.

It made me feel very uncomfortable. After all, I'm not a careful person. If it wasn't for the show, I wouldn't even think of cooking a serious meal for my mother.

In any case, the family is quite satisfied, although my soup is a bit thick (too much starch) and the pork ribs are a bit dark (too much soy sauce), basically, everyone is very satisfied.

During the dinner, I poured my dad a glass of wine. He was very happy and asked me to order a glass of wine to accompany him for a meal.

After drinking and eating, I think the atmosphere is almost done.

I cleared my throat and sat upright. My parents saw that the business was coming, and they put down their chopsticks. Even Zhou Xiaoxiao sat obediently and looked at me curiously.

"Well, that's what happened. Me, I met a few friends a few years ago." I really didn't know what to say, but I had no choice but to bite the bullet.

"Those friends are from the fairy family in the Northeast. Uh, mom, do you know what I mean?" My dad grew up in the Northeast, so he naturally knows what it means. The main reason is that my mother is originally from the south. People, have lived here for less than 20 years.

"I know, tell me, are you going to go out?"

When my mother said this, I was taken aback. I thought, how did she know this? It's impossible.

"When you were young, you were seriously ill once and lay at home for more than a month. Do you remember?" My mother's voice was always gentle, especially when she was not in a hurry. Always feel terrified.

"remember."

I nodded and waited for her to continue.

"It's obviously a cold, but it's not good? I took you to three or four hospitals. I saw both Chinese and Western doctors, but they all said that you just have a cold, but can you hang around all night with just a cold? Then your aunt said, neighbor The third aunt in the village will see if the disease is weak, and if it is not successful, go and have a look.

Naturally, I didn't believe it at the time, but seeing your uncomfortable appearance, I really couldn't bear it, so I took you there. At that time, you couldn't even open your eyes.

The third aunt said, you are light-hearted, have meritorious deeds on your body, and are easy to call some dirty things. Then on the ghost festival day, your father and I burned paper money for our ancestors at the street corner according to what the third aunt said.

You'll be able to open your eyes the next day, and you'll still be sick afterwards, but not as scary as before.I think it's a coincidence, but when you were in high school, you always said you were feeling uncomfortable, but the doctor couldn't find out. They only said that you were sub-healthy and nothing happened.But you obviously had a physical examination half a month ago, and your health is comparable to that of a sports student.

I went to find my third aunt again, and she said at that time, you have a fairy family in you, and you may get out in the future, and there is no way to escape. "

Having said that, my mother suddenly burst into tears, and my father quickly hugged her and whispered comfort.

"Later, you were fine. I thought you had escaped. I didn't expect your admission letter to arrive. Why did you come here again?"

I really didn't know how to comfort him, so I could only ruffle my hair beside me.

"If you want me to say, I don't want you to go out. My good boy, why should I be a magic stick. But the third aunt told me that I can't decide on my own. If I was selected, even if I wanted to You can't die, you can only go out.

The third aunt was a good player in the Great Leap Forward back then, and she didn't believe in these gods and ghosts the most. She was tortured for seven years and couldn't make it through.

You have been studying and working hard every day for these years, and you are finally going to college. If you go out, how can you go to school? "

When I heard it, my mother was worried about this, and quickly explained: "Don't worry, Mom, after moving the pole (Jiantangkou), there is still a period of adjustment, besides, no one stipulates that you can't go to school if you go out. "

"But even if you can go to school, what will you do in the future? If you really want to dance to the master, then your studies are not in vain? I think of your aunt and grandma, who have stayed in the countryside all her life and are smoky every day. What kind of life was that. "

"My hall is different from hers. I have already planned it. I will rent a house outside the school and put the hall there. I am not studying oil painting. I will draw Buddha statues and amulets for people when the time comes. Why not take care of both ends?"

I was talking nonsense at the time, but after thinking about it, this idea is really good.

Painting religious paintings is a category of painting art. Besides, I have also practiced it. It is not impossible to lighten portraits or something. I am quite smart if I apply what I have learned on both sides.

After hearing my plan, my mother cried a lot less. After a while, she looked at me expectantly: "Is it really possible? Don't you need to watch things?"

I nodded, "Really, my family is all masters. If I don't take the job, who am I? I will have the highest education among the disciples who will go out in the future. Which high-level talent have you ever seen give birth to a construction site? I am a senior employee. Civilian."

In order to reassure my mother, I also worked hard.

Of course, people really believed what I said back then, but now, college students are really worthless these days.It's nothing for college students to move bricks, and all the street sweepers have graduate students to apply for jobs.

After coaxing my mother, our family talked happily for a while. Later, I thought, the previous rehearsal program also took everyone a lot of time. It's a pity not to watch it.

So our family dropped the sofas in the living room one by one, faced the white wall, and watched a shadow puppet show with light and shadow effects.