Anecdote of the Northeast

Brother Huang's name is Huang Zimo, and his name is quite fairy-like. It is said that he is also a genius. He usually does not stay with his peers, but practices with his elders. In short, he is the kind of child from other people's families.

In the evening, everyone had a great time, but everyone agreed that beer was not as good as liquor, which made me feel ashamed.

It's not to save money, but I feel that I can't get up after drinking too much liquor, and I still have a headache, so I might as well drink some beer and chat.

The next day, Hui Xiaobao returned the list to me, with a lot of comments written on it. Although the handwriting was written with a pen, it was also drawn with silver hooks and it looked majestic.

Later I found out that it was Hu Liuye's handwriting.

Based on the above analysis, I chose the Academy of Fine Arts in Liao Province, and the oil painting department of pure professional examination, and then found a few bottom ones, such as the provincial art college I mentioned before, and the fine arts department of Northeast Normal University.

Hui Xiaobao told me that in those few days his Third Grandpa will turn my wealth into academic luck for the exam, and I will definitely perform supernormally by then.

At that time, I couldn't figure out where I got my fortune. You must know that I never had more than 100 yuan in my pocket.

After a few days of the exam, I fully understood what it means to lose money and eliminate disasters.

First, my wallet was stolen in the car. Fortunately, the admission ticket was not in it, otherwise I would have cried.Later, I accidentally bumped into someone's fruit stand, and my clothes were scratched by a passing bicycle. In short, it was all kinds of money.

On the contrary, during the exam, it went very smoothly. Not only did the selected test numbers have a better view, but the pictures in the same test room were basically painted in a normal way, which set off the beauty of my test paper.

After the professional examination results, I actually passed several schools, so I was happy, so I spent money to buy two roast chickens, and asked Hui Xiaobao to give me a gift as a thank you.

After the professional course exams, I went back to school after the Chinese New Year.There are still a few months before the college entrance examination, and everyone is doing the final sprint. I stayed in the class for two months before, and I didn't make many friends.When I come back now, no one pays any attention to me, which makes me feel a little bit disappointed when I was in the studio before.

But it doesn't matter, my brother is already half a foot into the threshold of the university.

In July, when it was the day of the college entrance examination, our whole family was dispatched. My dad drove a second-hand Santana that the family had just bought, and my mother took Zhou Xiaoxiao and drove me to the examination room early in the morning.

I remember that day very clearly, because the first time I saw my dad was crying, trying to hold back tears. At that time, when I faced them, I looked helpless, but when I turned my back, my eyes were also red of.

The old cabbage gang has been more nervous than me during this period, and he has stopped smoking. He is afraid that I will not be able to read well, which is pitiful.

After the college entrance examination, taking advantage of the lack of test results, I completely let myself go, playing wildly without home every day, at my uncle's house in the morning, going up the mountain and down the river with a few nephews to be the king of the children, and at night with Hui Xiaobao, Go around and visit some fairy families he knows.

The Northeast Immortal Family is divided into the Inner Five Immortals and the Outer Five Immortals, and there is also the Qingfeng Monument King.

Speaking of Qingfeng, I have to mention that I knew the golden armored uncle back then, and it happened like this.

It was the day before my college entrance examination results were released, and Hui Xiaobao took me to the living room where I had been before, and met Hu Liuye and the two grandpas of Hui's family.

Seeing this posture, I felt a little bit of a drum in my heart. Why did they call me here for no reason? Could it be that they knew that I failed the college entrance examination, so they called me here first to give me a vaccination?

The more I think about it, my little heart starts to pound, and I'm afraid that the three of them will say, 'I'm sorry, you won't be able to go to college. If you really want to go, try your best to re-study. "

"Da Chuan, I haven't seen you for a long time, but your kung fu has fallen behind." It was Mr. Hu who spoke. The old man is really good. At a glance, you can tell that I haven't practiced much this year.

"I, I am busy with the college entrance examination these days, and my body and spirit are not good, so I wasted."

People kindly gave me ideas, that is to think highly of me, I have really let myself go too much during this period, so I am very embarrassed.

In front of Hu Liuye, I was like a child who did something wrong.

"Forget it, that's just a basic thing, if you don't practice, don't practice." Hu Liuye didn't criticize me, but it made me feel even more sorry.

I felt sorry, and I didn't know what to say, and I thought that as the saying goes, it is better to do it, otherwise, as long as it can be used for me in the future, I will try my best to do my best.

"My two brothers from the Hui family and I have calculated your child's horoscope, but some places are not clear, so I didn't tell you the result of our calculation at that time. I met Mr. Hu San a few days ago. , asked the old man to test it, and now I will tell you the result."

Mr. Hu San, this name is very popular. We are the famous Baojiaxian in Northeast China. There are several families in my hometown. Hu Santai's milk is put together and worshiped together.

Although my family didn't enshrine it, my aunt's house did.

After Hui Xiaobao's bedside stories in elementary school years, I already knew that my aunt and grandma were probably a disciple of the horse, and there was an open door at home.

But, is my horoscope difficult to count?Why did it come up again after so many years?

"Boy, you are amazing. A good man of the ninth generation, if you continue to accumulate virtue and do good deeds in this life, you can become a fairy immediately." "Uncle Hui, that is, Little Hui's real grandfather, we met twice in the past two years. Very kind grandpa.

But what does it mean to be a good man of the ninth world?I was a good person in my previous life?That's fine.

At that time, I was a high school student who had just graduated from high school. I had never seen the dangers in the world. I always felt that it was easy to be a good person, and the bad person was only a small part of the world.

It is not difficult for a person to be a good person for several lifetimes.

I just don't understand why the old grandpas are so excited, they even called me to talk about it, and let Hui Xiaobao pass on the message and it's over.

Nine generations of benevolent people, for me who is just a fledgling, should be a very common title.

That's because I don't know how to become a benevolent person of the Nine Times. So, what is a benevolent person of the Nine Times?

For example, if you were a good person in your first life for various reasons, then you will be reincarnated after death, and the underworld will naturally rank you in a good place to see your merits and virtues shining golden.

In the second life, you are at least well-off when you are born. As the saying goes, you know etiquette when you have enough food and clothing, and you don’t have to rush for life. Then your personality will become more or less mellow, and it is not impossible to do good deeds. .Under such a virtuous circle, it is not impossible for the good people of the Ninth World.

But you can't stop in the middle, if you stop, you have to start again.

No matter how you say it, it is a good thing for these Nine Worlds benevolent people to hear their names, but I saw a little sadness on the faces of the three of them. I don't understand why, but I know that what they are going to tell me today is the following.

"Originally you are a good person in the ninth life, which is a very good thing, but the bad thing is that you have not lived past the age of 20 due to various reasons in your previous lives. Therefore, there is a breath of depression in your chest, which makes you It's going to be rough."

What, can't live to be 20 years old?This is troublesome, I'm eighteen this year, doesn't that mean I haven't had two good years?

"Grandpa Six, can you tell me why I can't live to be 20?"

Why, why I can't even get a college diploma in my life, I just, you tell me that my life is counting down, it's too much.

"You have died saving people in a few lives, this does not count, and you have died of illness in a few lives, this is also helpless." Mr. Hui explained to me briefly, "Although there are a few lives because of saving people And die suddenly, but after arriving in the underworld, they will accumulate merit for you, allowing you to live in a wealthy family in the next life."

Speaking of this, Mr. Hui had a strange expression on his face, as if he was puzzled, "But I don't know why, but the few rich and noble families you voted for didn't end well, either because of money or Rights have been hacked across the board or for other reasons, although life is rich, there are deficiencies in other aspects.”

Sincerely, I also feel that my previous lives were a bit memorized. Why are people copying and beheading me all the time? This is not a good word.

"What kind of wealthy family is this? It's not as good as a well-off family. Maybe you can live longer."

I thought so in my heart, and said it out of my mouth unconsciously.

Mr. Hui is the great-grandfather of the little mice I let go before, so he has always been very kind to me. When he heard me say that, he also nodded, "Who said no."

"I don't care about your life. If you are a well-off family, your lifespan should be seventy-two. Although there are hardships in the youth, the youth will follow suit. At the age of 30, the canopy hangs high, and the talents will bloom. At the age of 40, you will reach the peak of your career, and your old age will be smooth and healthy. .”

I nodded, that's pretty good, none of my grandparents lived past 72, and it's not too bad for me to live to [-].

"But because of the depression in your chest, you will have a big hurdle at the age of 20. If you can't get over it..." Hu Liuye didn't say anything later, and I knew what he meant.

What the co-author said before is that I have to live to be 20 years old, otherwise it's all nonsense, right?

"Originally, we knew that you had a big hurdle at the age of 20, so we wanted to fight the disaster for you. As a result, the disaster could not go on after half of the fight. But don't worry, although the fight is only half, it is said that your life and death at the age of 20 The catastrophe is gone, at most it is a near miss, half your life is lost, or you become disabled. But a few days ago, I went to the underworld to check your life and death book, and it said that you still have life at the age of 20. It's a big hurdle, and it's hard to get over."

That's miserable too, okay? I cried out silently in my heart.

But on the surface, I still have to thank Third Master Hui and the others, after all, it is better to live than to die.

"But, Da Chuan, I have a bad idea that is not very good, listen to me?" Mr. Hui smiled, looking like a strange sorghum who deceived children on the street.

"You said, no matter what, it's better than nothing."

Hearing that there is a way, in line with the principle of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, I listened respectfully.

"Otherwise, you can go out and worship Hu Liuge as your teacher and become a disciple. When the time comes, we will send a few good horses to follow you. It will definitely not be too bad."

I blinked my eyes, I didn't understand how the matter got around to getting out of the horse, but I am going to college, if I get out of the horse, I will definitely have the first degree in the industry.

"Isn't Brother Xiaobao always by my side now?" I asked very tangled.

"It's different. Although he is by your side now, he can't do anything except help you avoid bad luck. Xiaobao is a successful earth fairy, and he can't appear in the secular world at will."

I don't quite understand this, but I also know that Mr. Hui didn't lie to me. I think the fairy family also has rules and regulations, just like human beings have laws and regulations. If you destroy it, you will go to jail.

"But, I'm going to school, and I heard that disciples who go out to horses can't leave the Northeast."

"It's okay, Sixth Brother Hu is one step away from being an Earth Immortal who will be named the God of Righteousness. If he goes out to the Heavenly Court, there will be a place for Zhengtang. He is also an emperor, a public office, and is equivalent to the ancient Eight Houses. It is not limited to regions. "

"Going out is to do good deeds, right? Don't I need to do other things? Can you not stay at home and burn incense and pretend to be a magic stick?"

"It's up to you to see things and see a doctor. We mainly slay demons and eliminate demons. Boy, didn't you want to be a hero since you were a child? Slaying demons and demons is something only heroes do. Don't you try?"

Hui Sanye's question completely aroused the chivalrous heart in my heart.Seeing that I was wavering, Third Master Hui continued to tempt me and said: "Minor is a good thing. I heard that some Taoist priests, monks and some Taoist disciples are now joining hands with the government to deal with things that ordinary people can't handle in order to accumulate merit. , there is an official name of a civil servant on the surface, as well as a salary, and the income is guaranteed in drought and flood."

Ha, now feudal superstition can also be a civil servant, so powerful?

There is no hesitation, the country has admitted, "I will do it."