Anecdote of the Northeast

I originally planned to go to college by myself, but my dad was worried about what he said and insisted on going with me. At first, I thought he was a drag, but later my mother told me behind my back, let me go with my dad Go, I realized that my dad not only wanted to send me off, but also wanted to see what college was like.

When I arrived in Liaomei, I realized that there are still a lot of weird people in this year, and those who are not slovenly are still normal. This old man has long hair and a big beard. To be honest, if he didn’t introduce himself as soon as I entered the dormitory, he said yes My roommate, I would absolutely call him my uncle.

We actually have four four-person dormitories, but this year we have a single enrollment, and there are only three people living in this dormitory.I arrived the latest, but the three of us are all from other provinces, so there is no regional discrimination.

The eldest, the bearded man, is called Qian Jun. He is 21 this year. He once worked as a social idler for one year, and then repeated his studies for another year, majoring in the Department of Sculpture.I feel that this person is very inspirational. Anyway, if I leave it alone, I will not repeat it if I am killed. It is too painful.

The second child is Lu Mingda, 19 years old, a pottery student, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. From the point of view of conversation, he feels that he should be from a good background. This person is not very enthusiastic, and he looks like a beast in clothes. Later, after contacting him, he found that he Quite righteous.

The third child is me, the current Zhou Dachuan, a future apprentice, and a semi-religious person.

My dad left after sending me off. Before he left, he left me 3 yuan, and said to me sadly, "Son, this is the greatest help dad can give you. From now on, you will be an adult. You are old and can no longer rely on your family. Your father is impatient and old, so he has to earn expenses for the family. So in the future, you can only rely on yourself. It's up to you."

What the old man said was very sad, and I also felt very tragic, feeling that the bank card in my hand weighed as much as a thousand catties.

Originally, the atmosphere was quite good, but later when my father took out a Motorola worth nearly [-] yuan to make a call, it kind of ruined the atmosphere.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, what? You want the century-old ginseng plant in my hand. Oh, this is difficult. Mr. Liu of the grain group asked me to have dinner the day after tomorrow. 20? Here, you brought someone here Ah, then wait for me to go back. I am in Liao Province, sending my son to college, oops, I have never been to school in my life, this kid is not ashamed of me."

In fact, 3 yuan is not a lot of money, really.

As soon as school started, there was military training. The two classes of our oil painting department could only make up a platoon, and they became a company mixed with other professional departments. Under the scorching sun, each of them got at least two shades darker.

However, there are exceptions.

"Hey, I said third child, why are you not black at all?"

It was just after the military training, the three of us in the dormitory planned to go out to have a meal together, to connect and connect.When I went out to change clothes, the boss had sharp eyes and looked at me a little uncomfortable.

"Is there? Maybe I'm not obvious."

I replied nonchalantly, actually I know what is going on, every time during the military training, as soon as the sun is hot, I will ask Liu Zhenyuan to cast a breeze spell, for this reason I have to offer an ice cream to the little girl every day, It cannot be quick-frozen, it must be freshly made.

The quick-frozen ones cost one yuan each, and the freshly made ones cost two yuan. I have argued for this, but it’s useless. I get ice cream for two yuan a day.

"Compared to him, you have a freshly made ice cream a day, like a little girl, you must have used sunscreen secretly."

The second child looked at me with resentment, you know, among the general population, the white skin of the special group is very easy to be favored by girls.

In fact, this afternoon, five or six girls came over and asked me if I had any whitening secrets. No wonder they were jealous.

At dinner in the evening, the two of them were not polite, and took turns to drink with me. I was not drunk at first, so I lay down on the table after a while, and then the two of them worked together to carry me back, exhausted, you Tell me, why bother?

After changing and changing the time of my official start, I finally decided on it. During the eleventh period, the place was selected. Next to my school, there was a small western-style building in the Republic of China. I rented one, and it was there. Perform the ceremony.

What?You ask me how much I pay for renting the small western-style building?

It also depends on what kind of small western-style building it is.

This small western-style building occupies an area of ​​less than [-] square meters. It has two floors, is dusty, and boxy. It looks like it has been unoccupied for a long time. From the outside, it looks like an illegal building waiting to be demolished. .

This house was found by Little Treasure Hui. Rumor has it that the house is haunted, because the house has been unoccupied for three years.The homeowner is waiting for the demolition of this place to get the demolition money, but most of this area is a protected building, and demolition is not allowed.

This is not impossible, it can only be listed for rent.

But three years ago, a female student who hanged herself died here. Since then, it has been rumored that the house is haunted, and ghosts can be heard crying every night.As a result, the golden rental house, which had taken advantage of the right time and place, turned into a haunted house visited by ordinary people.

The worst thing is that the rent has dropped from the previous 300 yuan per room to the current 500 yuan a month for the entire building, and the full payment will be wiped out.

I spent three thousand five thousand and rented the house for a year.

"There is indeed a female ghost in this house. Let's rent the house first, and then send the female ghost away, so that we can establish a court."

I came to see the house after I paid the money. As soon as I entered the house, I felt a gust of wind blowing over, blowing outside through my body.

Although I don't practice the "Qingxin Jue" taught by Hu Liuye, this good thing really sharpens my five senses, and it also opens my eyes to see ghosts and gods.

But most of the time, there are horses around me, and ordinary ghosts dare not approach me.

"What the hell, you still let me rent it?"

As soon as I heard there was a ghost, all kinds of Hanako and Sadako immediately flashed in my mind, and I felt bad all over.

"What's wrong with ghosts? Dirty is a bit dirty, it's bad luck, but it will be fine if you clean it up." Liu Zhenyuan walked around the room, feeling very satisfied, and didn't understand why I didn't like it.

Obviously our focus is not in the same place, I rolled my eyes, "Where is that ghost, should I say hello to my roommate?"

"Say hello, that female ghost hid as soon as she saw Miss Lingling." Little Hui obviously didn't take the female ghost seriously, but he still pointed to the second room upstairs, "That's the dirtiest room. Come on, don't go in."

The whole small building is actually pretty good, with water, electricity, gas and so on. The second floor has one large (with bathroom), four small and five rooms, and a bathroom with a bathtub.

The first floor has a living room, a kitchen, a dining room, a bathroom and a relatively large room. Looking at the furnishings inside, it was supposed to be for two people, with a double bed inside.

In fact, I think the buddies who lived in this house at the beginning should be quite annoying. After all, everyone else is single, and he is the only one with his family. I don’t know how well the sound insulation effect of this house is.

Although the outside of the house is broken, everything inside is still complete. The most amazing thing is that there is actually a very nice looking incense table in the house.

I thought about it, this landlord must have had someone look at it before, and as a result, just look at my roommate who I haven't met so far.

I cleaned out the big room on the first floor. The double bed in that room was two box beds pushed together. I didn't use it as a bed at all. I moved it to the side and used it as a storage space.Then I vacated the side next to the wall, set up an incense table, arranged all the floral cloths and other things I bought at home, and placed two chairs next to it, and that was the end of the job.

After that, I started to clean up the house, washing and throwing away, as for the second room upstairs, Hui Xiaobao went in and cleaned it. I dare not use Liu Zhenyuan, I didn't say it, it was too expensive.

After tidying up the house, I changed into another piece of clothes, took Hui Xiaobao and Hu Lingling, took the bus to the subway, and went to an old city in the north of the city.

"Is this it? Why do I feel that you are lying to me." I took a note and checked the numbers of the passing houses one by one. I always felt that something was wrong.

"It's around here, I can feel it, oh, just believe me, I can still fool you." Liu Zhenyuan answered me impatiently, her eyes were also looking around.

I silently turned around, thinking that I was so stupid to believe in Liu Zhenyuan's ability to handle affairs.

There is no way, I have to ask at this time, I looked around, and there was a small supermarket in front of me, so I ran over.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw a middle-aged man and woman sitting in a small supermarket, sharing a dish of shredded potato bibimbap that smelled very appetizing.

I bought a box of calcium milk and a bag of mangoes, and spent a small 100 yuan. I am so distressed, it seems that I will have to eat instant noodles for another month.

"Boss, I want to inquire about something. Do you know if there is a place nearby?" I spent a little one hundred. If I can't find a place, I will really go blind.

"Yes, the young man looks very young. I didn't expect to believe this. Well, you don't need to cross the road when you go out, turn right, just the third door."

As soon as I heard it, I quickly said thank you, picked up the calcium milk and mango, and walked out, followed the place pointed by the proprietress. It didn't take me 5 minutes. "The store of the brand.

I was a little apprehensive standing outside, looking at things at the top of the incense is not the same as selling Buddha statues directly, is it?Although I fooled my mother, I would paint Buddha statues to deal with the fairy family in the hall after graduation, but that was really just for fun.

I took a deep breath, carried my things into the store, and smelled a not too pungent fragrance, which entered my nose.

"Are you here to buy incense candles for Xian's family?" A fat man who looks like Maitreya Buddha came over with a smile, glanced at Liu Zhenyuan who was beside me, and asked.

Because Liu Zhenyuan was standing next to me at that time, looking at Liu Zhenyuan and looking at me, his eyes definitely did not fall on the same line. I am sure that he could see Liu Zhenyuan.

I breathed a sigh of relief, at least this person has real skills, I hope this person's character can also be passable.

"I was introduced by someone, and I want to ask the master to help move the pole."

To move the pole is to stand at the entrance of the hall, as we all say in our hometown.

"Oh, you are the good man of the ninth world?" The fat man suddenly looked at me with bright eyes, as if looking at some strange baby, and circled around me, still muttering words.

"This is really, I didn't expect that there is such a thing in this world, and I even ran into it." As he said, he glanced at Liu Zhenyuan, and then at me regretfully, "Why do you let a group of immortals The house has been robbed, so what's the matter?"

I also don't want to go out, I heard from my aunt and grandma that after the death of the disciples who go out, they will be picked up by the leader of the hall to practice, and then they will be the breeze, and then arrest their own juniors to go out.

Tell me, people can't live in peace after death, how perverted it is.

Of course, I just thought about it in my heart. In fact, it may not be a bad thing to become a breeze, at least there may be someone who cultivates into a fairy.

It's just that I have pitied my own descendants, and I will probably continue to go out.

Just like my aunt and grandma, she couldn't bear to part with her grandchildren, so she adopted one of her relatives who had a litter and couldn't support a family, and picked a little girl from among them, and put her next to her as a disciple.

My old Zhou's family has a lot of people, but I really can't do this harm to people.But forget it, let’s talk about it later, the most important thing now is that I have to live past 20 years old.

I handed over the calcium milk and mango I bought, and sat opposite the fat master very embarrassedly. This man kept looking at me and said it was a pity.

In fact, think about it, it’s not a pity, at least I can eat meat and find a girlfriend now, if I become a monk, then I will really have nothing to love.

"I know what you're talking about. It's really strange. Your boy has a lot of immortality and Taoism, but the Buddha's relationship is a little lighter. It seems that the hall you set up is a big hall, which is not easy."

I smiled on my face and didn't make a sound, but I felt in my heart that this person's words were half a bucket of water. If my wife is powerful, how could I push back several times, just like applying for a license, but I can't get it all the time.

I chatted with Fat Master for a long time, and I know his surname is Pang, he is a layman at home, but when he was young, he lived under Wutai Mountain in Shanxi, where he practiced Buddhism, and later returned to the Northeast with his wife and opened this shop, all right It also helps people look at problems and so on, all of which are meritorious deeds.

He said that a few days ago, he was entrusted by a friend he knew in the early years to help a benevolent man of the ninth generation to speak up. He thought the other party was exaggerating, but he did not expect that I was really the ninth generation good man.

In fact, I want to tell him that this is a crash course for me, otherwise it may not be so good.