Anecdote of the Northeast

Although it was Master Pang who had been talking to me all the time, in fact it was his daughter-in-law who really helped me when the time came, and she was a serious apprentice.

It is said that back then, the two returned to the Northeast because they wanted to take over the hall passed down from their ancestors.

"There is nothing wrong with us as a couple, but you still have to find an Ershener, that is, Sanhai Gangbing, otherwise you will be in trouble if you can't invite the fairy." Er Qing.

"The fairy family in my family introduced you here, and I didn't say anything else." I was climbing up the pole, obviously wanting the other party to cover everything for me. After all, I am also a newcomer and I don't know anyone.

"Well, my daughter-in-law knows one. That young man is quite capable. I'll contact you when the time comes." Master Pang guaranteed the ticket, and then hesitantly said to me, "You get what you pay for, and the price for this guy is not high." Cheap."

Now I start to get confused when I mention money. My dad is definitely the master of what he said. If he said he would leave me alone in the future, he would never give me money again. I didn’t expect to be a younger brother at the beginning. To make money, so my current money is definitely used a little less.

The most irritating thing is that I still study oil painting. I bought some small ones and went in. I just added paint, and the big ones would be gone.

"Well, how much is it? I, I don't mean anything else. I'm a poor student, and I still study oil painting. I really have no money in my pocket."

"Well, you should prepare 600 yuan first. Don't worry, it's just a little bit more, just in case." Master Pang looked at me and comforted me with a smile.

600 is not a lot, I probably won't be able to eat meat this semester, come on, just stay in the cafeteria.

I walked back to my new home with heavy steps. Hu Lingling found a few sisters who had nothing to do at home, and tidied up my house. Sassafras washed it again.

In fact, I'm quite curious how they helped me clean up just because the Yuanshen came over. They did a good job, but I don't know if they will still be able to do this job in the future.

I'm lazy in a certain way, and my reluctance to clean is one of them.

Running a horse is definitely a memorable day for me. Before that day came, Litangkou was always in my heart, and it was a very mysterious activity.

Anyway, if you are trustworthy, it is recommended to go to Baidu, search for horses or move poles, there will be some small videos on it, in the eyes of outsiders, it is a very funny farce, but for me that day, it was definitely very funny. The work of suffering.

During the [-]th holiday, I declined the invitation of a few classmates who were mixed together to go to the sketching camp. Instead, I went back to my new home early, where my parents had already come from their hometown early, in order to be able to see it with my own eyes. Look at me stand up.

After delaying again and again, I will finally officially embark on the road of feudal superstition on a cloudless day, gone forever.

At noon, Master Pang and his wife came to my house and were warmly received by my mother.

My mother actually knows how to cook, but she seldom cooks, mainly because she can cook southern dishes, and northern dishes are not as good.This master Pang is from Shanxi, but he stayed in the south when he was a child, and he ate the authentic southern dishes cooked by my mother, which is simply leverage and combat effectiveness.

Master Pang's daughter-in-law is also very kind-looking, and she is slightly fat, but standing with Master Pang, she is a very well-proportioned middle-aged woman.

"Sister-in-law, you said that this heart is in a state of turmoil. In the future, Dachuan will see a doctor and tell fortunes to others? I heard that few of these people will end well. suffer."

Mrs. Pang Da is kind and has been comforting my mother, "Big sister, what you are talking about is someone who uses the Tangkou Xianjia to collect money everywhere and do no good. A law-abiding scum. Your family, Dachuan, was a good man for nine generations. If you do good in this life, you will be a god of merit and blessing after death. How can you do anything bad?"

This is the first time my parents heard about the good people of the Nine Worlds, and they quickly asked what it meant. Mrs. Pang Da explained to my family, while looking at me with emotion, "You guys are the blessings you cultivated in your previous life." Only when this child is reborn in your family, in the future, you can enjoy the blessings along with it.”

My dad drank a glass of wine with Master Pang and looked at me as if he was looking at an alien, "Just this kid? The little bastard who keeps me in trouble every day is actually a good man of the ninth generation?"

I immediately became unhappy, "I said Dad, you don't care about me, but my mother cares about me, you can't slander me."

My mother is also not happy here, "What are you talking about, Dachuan is not good, didn't you brag about your son going to college two days ago?"

As soon as I heard it, I was overjoyed, co-authoring my dad is a behind-the-scenes boaster, forget it, don't bother with him.

My dad was a little embarrassed when he heard my mom tearing things up, so he hurriedly greeted Master Pang to eat. It was so lively that it was seven o'clock in the evening.

The Ershener Master Pang was looking for was a young man in his 20s. He was thick and strong. He was wearing a unique leather jacket. On his two flowery arms were a full set of Tianlong Babu. A whole social loafer.

This man is called Wang Jian, and he is a second god in his family. He has been helping people ask gods since he was a teenager.

"Uncles, aunts, and little brothers, I have to explain something before I start, so as to save time from accidents."

As soon as Wang Jian said that, my parents all came together and listened to him very seriously.

Wang Jian took out a pole with three tripod incense burners and various colored canvases tied on it, pointed to it and said, "Let's talk about moving the pole first, why is it called moving the pole, when the time is up, you take this pole, and when the time comes, there will be more people on it." It’s the fairy’s house who’s coming to take a seat. If you can’t hold it anymore, throw it on the ground. Don’t think it’s light now, it’ll be heavy by then.

Later, let me beat the drum, we will start today, but the seat of the immortal family is different, some are quick to do things, and some may not have been cultivating for a long time, so it may delay things.At that time, it will mainly depend on the little brother. If the fairy family talks endlessly, or patronizes hahaha, you have to control yourself and keep your mouth shut. Yes, all please go back.Otherwise, I don't know how long I will have to toss. "

Wang Jian took our family and talked there, and just hearing what he said, he felt that this person had something in his hands and was not a liar.

"Later, my Aunt Pang will preside over the entrance of the hall. Her fairy family will maintain order. You two will follow my Uncle Pang. If the fairy family wants to drink water and smoke, you can help prepare it. Get rid of the Xian family, and the little brother will suffer less."

My parents nodded again and again, and then pointed to the kitchen outside my house, "We prepared white wine, eggs, and I even found someone to sell two packs of pandas, have you seen enough?"

It took me a long time to realize that the panda my dad said was a high-quality smoke, not a fat man from Sichuan. I thought my dad was an old smoker, and he was able to save two packs, which really hurt me.

"Uncle, it doesn't need to be too good, you can do it if you have it, and the immortal family doesn't pick anything." Wang Jian also knows the goods, and he waved his hand as soon as he heard it, "Listen to me, just buy two packs."

When the time came, I sat on a cushion on the ground, holding a flag pole in my hand, and covered my head with a red cloth. No matter how I looked at it, I looked crazy.

As soon as the time came, Wang Jian started to beat the drums, and then sang the tune. This thing made people feel drowsy, and the eyelids ran down. I first resisted, and then I found the wooden pole in my hand It was getting heavier and heavier, and I looked up, hey, there are clouds and mists shrouded in the pole, like a fairy mountain and a gate of heaven, with shadows and shadows, and I can see a few familiar figures.

Later, the pole was too heavy, and I couldn't hold it and threw it to the ground immediately. After that, I completely passed out.

When I woke up again, everyone surrounded me, and I found that I was lying on the ground, smelling like cigarettes and alcohol, and there were dozens of cigarette butts and an empty wine glass on the ground.

"It's over?" When I woke up, I felt that all the skeletons in my body were loose, and I stretched my waist, and then I felt a little more comfortable.

"I said, little brother, you are a god descending from the earth, and there is no one in this house to be messed with."

I didn't feel it before, so I naturally didn't know what he meant, "What's wrong? Something happened?"

"Something has happened, let me tell you, do you know who your leader is? Mama Hei, the guardian of the Northeast, is in charge of all the fairy families in the world. I'll go, and she will be your leader."

What?

"Didn't Hu Tian forgive Hu Liuye?" I always thought it was Hu Liuye, and it was the old man who persuaded me to become a horse disciple. Hui Xiaobao and the others also said that Hu Liuye would be my master in the future.

"No, Hu Tianxie is the head leader of Hu Tang, just behind Mama Hei, who is in charge of specific affairs," Wang Jian said, looking at me like a western scene, "You know your head leader of Liu Hall Who is it?"

I shook my head as if I didn't know.

Speaking of which, I really haven't met a few people from Liutang.

Liu Tang is the Snake Immortal. All poisonous and non-venomous snakes and pythons belong to this category. Except for Liu Zhenyuan, I don't know any of them.

Uh, it can't be Yoo Jin-won, can it?That's a little lolita, the kind that spends a lot of money.

"Northeast Black Dragon King, my God, I don't know what his real body is, but he dares to be called the Black Dragon King, he is definitely an awesome character. And do you know who the Tong Angel in your hall is? The descendants of the nine sons Bi An, this family is the master with a backing."

When Wang Jian said this, I was a little confused. Where did the offspring of the Dragon Nine Sons emerge?I grew up so big that I never even saw the sea.

"My hometown, I heard from the elders, used to offer sacrifices to Bi An every year."

My mother's words have dispelled my worries, and the co-author came here with my mother, so I have found a reason.

"Son, do you know who you invited over this time? Your grandfather's old company commander served as the leader of Qingfeng's second faction. Several of his subordinates were former comrades-in-arms of your grandfather, and our ancestors also had several subordinates." The soldiers in your hall are all your own."

When I heard it, well, our ancestors are also very powerful.

"Also, your reporting horses are different from others. Others are Hu Tang and Huang Tang, but to you, it turns out to be Hu Tang and Hui Tang. Nowadays, there are not many halls with Hui family, and you have 25 Well, that's a fairy family that can change luck."

I was prepared for this, Hu Lingling and Hui Xiaobao have known each other since they were young, they are my report horses, they were the first ones to be settled, but, where is Liu Zhenyuan?

"Is there Liu Zhenyuan, what does she do?"

Wang Jian didn't think about it for a while, but Aunt Pang, who had been recording all the time, had the impression, "That's your hall, to help you guard the hall."

As soon as I heard it, it's over, this girl will have to let me buy her ice cream every day from now on.

"It's done, hurry up and take a rest, I have to ask Aunt Pang to lead you to worship the Seven Stars later."

I ate something, and then I started to follow Aunt Pang out to the open space where I could see the stars, and started walking with Aunt Pang's enchanting pace.

To tell you the truth, when I worshiped the Seven Stars, I felt like I was holding an incense stick in my hand, dangling it, as if I was twisting a Yangko song. I held back my laughter the whole time, fearing that something would happen to me because of my unscrupulous behavior. I have gone through all 99 steps. , it's just the last point, don't let it go.

This yangko was twisted for about 5 minutes. Anyway, my whole body was active, especially my waist and buttocks. I lay down on the bed and fell asleep in 3 minutes. It was a good night's dream.