Self-illness

"Huh? You're back." Compared to Chen Yi, Kou Guaiguai was more like a member of the family. She stood on the empty balcony, holding a cup of steaming water in her hand and turned her head to say hello when she heard the movement.

Chen Yi also poured himself a glass of water, and said to Chen Changdong who was busy in the kitchen, "Dad, I'm back."

Chen Changdong responded, and leaned out: "Okay, I'll cook, you can chat with me for a while."

The older Chen Changdong seemed a little different recently, his words became more and more like an old father, calm and warm, Chen Yi agreed: "I see."

"The scenery here is really good, you can see the river." Kou obediently bent over, almost lying on the railing: "I like the feeling of being high."

"not bad."

The cool air of the early winter in the southern city is entangled in the wind, and the lights that are lit up in the distance herald the opening of the carnival.Chen Yi turned the warm water glass: "Why did you come to my house suddenly today?"

"Dr. Chen's suit is with me, and I'll bring it back to him today." Kou obediently turned his head away, with a playful look in his eyes: "Why? I don't seem to welcome me very much."

Chen Yi felt a little uncomfortable being watched by her, avoided her gaze, and smiled: "That's not what it means, it's just that my dad rarely invites people to eat at home."

"So I'm really blessed, the dean will cook for me." Kou obediently put on a surprised expression, and then suddenly yelled at the distant sky.

Chen Yi was startled by her: "What are you doing?"

"Let's take a break. With such a beautiful view and the height of the building, it's a waste not to shout. It's very cool. Give it a try."

Kou Kuaiguai didn't feel restrained at all, and even started to sing, Chen Yi was dumbfounded by her: "Are you always like this in other people's homes?"

"Depending on my mood, I rarely go to other people's homes."

If it wasn't for the fact that there was no alcohol at home, Chen Yizhen was worried that what Kou Kuaiguai had in his hand was liquor instead of boiling water: "It's cold outside, go in and sit down, otherwise if you keep shouting like this, our neighbors will probably call the police."

Chen Changdong also heard the movement, but his heart was much wider than Chen Yi: "It's okay, the sound insulation here is good, and our building is facing outwards, so the sound will not affect others."

It was Kou's turn to be complacent, and she moved over to touch Chen Yi's arm: "It seems that your father is much more lenient than you. As a doctor, you are not professional at all."

"What does this have to do with my profession?"

"I'm not good at communicating with patients."

Chen Yi shook his head speechlessly, noncommittal: "Are you going to treat yourself as my patient?"

"Otherwise, why am I yours?" Kou Guaiguai seems to like to stare into people's eyes. Although he usually observes the facial expression changes of patients to capture the characteristic points that are conducive to diagnosis, when facing Kou Guaiguai, she Always doing it unnaturally, Chen Yi had to avoid her again: "What do you think, do you count yourself as a patient?"

"At least everyone thinks I'm sick, and there are too many people talking about it, but I think it's really like that." Kou Guaiguai said with a half-serious, half-smiling smile: "If this is also a sickness, I think the sick friends are very sick. Many."

When Chen Yi heard footsteps, he turned around and saw Chen Changdong, who was wearing an apron, approaching and said, "Eat first, let's talk after dinner."

Chen Yi and Chen Changdong seldom eat together in daily life, and even if they eat together, they talk very little.Today there was an extra Kou, but he kept talking: "Old Chen, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good. My mother is not even one-tenth of yours."

Chen Changdong was also unusually happy: "You should eat more if it tastes good. Your mother is usually busy, so she hasn't cooked much before."

Seeing the two people in front of them coming and going, chatting happily, Chen Yi felt more and more like a superfluous character, especially when Kou obediently called Chen Changdong Lao Chen, but in front of Chen Changdong, she always opened I couldn't talk too much, so I had to eat in silence.

After the meal, Kou Kuaiguai was going to clean up the dishes, but he was also stopped by Chen Changdong. As usual, Chen Changdong called Chen Yi who was next to him: "You say hello and sit down for a while, and I will wash the dishes. You young people talk more, and you know each other better." .”

Chen Yi didn't know whether Chen Changdong intended to let her get in touch with Kou Guaiguai, which would be beneficial for her to do case studies, but it was obvious that Kou Guaiguai's case was not worthy of in-depth study, especially in view of the current situation, Kou Guaiguai's daily behavior It proved that she didn't need to see a psychiatrist, let alone a psychiatrist herself.

Probably seeing that the relationship between Chen Yi and Chen Changdong is not very close, Kou obediently had a victorious tone: "Show me your room."

"There's nothing in my room."

"There is always a bed." Kou obediently refused to let go: "I heard that the taste and hobbies of a person's room can reveal the person's personality. I want to know what the room of a psychiatrist is like."

Chen Yi was not very repulsive, opened the door of his room, and made a gesture of invitation. The room and occupation may not be linked.

Having said that, Kou Guaiguai was still surprised by the monotonous room: "It is really simple, and when you walk in, you will feel very blank, but it is also very empty."

Kou obediently pointed to the bed and asked Chen Yi: "Can I lie down?"

"Whatever." Chen Yi looked indifferent: "Why do you seem to know my dad very well?"

"I've known him since I was very young, he was the first doctor I knew."

Chen Yizhen didn't know that Chen Changdong still had such a patient, and the hospital usually had records of such long-lasting cases, but Chen Yi didn't remember seeing it.Maybe it was Chen Changdong's private research. Thinking of this, Chen Yi probably understood the involvement.

Kou obediently lay on his back on the bed, with his eyes slightly closed, the bowl in his hand was laid casually on the snow-white quilt, and a maroon tooth mark on it caught Chen Yi's attention.

Chen Yi took a closer look and confirmed that it was a tooth mark. He remembered that Kou Kuaiguai once asked her about the wound on her hand: Was it bitten by her lover?

"Someone you like has ever bitten you?"

"Huh?" Kou turned her head obediently and realized that Chen Yi was pointing at the tooth marks on the inside of her wrist, and she raised her hand to look at the brown marks: "You have one too."

"Mine was bitten by a patient."

"Welfare is great. I'm your patient, can I bite you?" Kou obediently grabbed Chen Yi's wrist and opened his mouth to bite.

Feeling the heat from Kou Guaiguai's lips, Chen Yi felt his whole arm numb, and quickly pulled it out: "If you are my patient, please cooperate with the treatment. I ask you questions, and you have to answer them carefully."

"Do I have the right to remain silent?"

"You should be honest with the doctor." Chen Yi felt a little funny: "Do you really think you are sick?"

"Otherwise, what are your piles of information for?"

"Then do you want to cure it?" Chen Yi also thought in his heart, if liking girls is a disease, then how can it be cured?Just get married and have kids?

Kou obediently pretended to frown seriously and thought for a while: "Think about it, it's best after I'm cured, I don't like men or women, I just like myself like this."

"Emotion is the cornerstone of human existence. If you lose emotion, you will lose all enthusiasm for life." Chen Yi couldn't help but began to preach: "Although it is very boring, in many ways, the love and affection that human beings promote are still very important. The important thing is that only love and liking will make our life more dynamic and not depressed."

"What about you?" Kou obediently sat on the bed, crossed his legs: "What is your emotional cornerstone?"

"It will come naturally, I love my professional knowledge, I like my home, I like the sun, I like to see the weather every day, and that counts."

"What about love, do you have someone you like?"

Chen Yi shook his head when asked, "Not yet."

"Wow, you're not young now." Kou obediently shrank his neck: "You're still a virgin?"

Chen Yi grabbed the pillow and gave Kou a good look: "Respect your doctor."

"Can doctors be violent to patients?" Kou Guaiguai couldn't escape the second pillow attack, and shouted: "But this kind of thing is very common, okay, it's not a big deal. As someone who has experienced it, maybe I can give You have some useful experience."

"unnecessary."

"There's no harm in knowing something, isn't it?" Kou obediently laughed and panted, "Then you won't be kissed for the first time, will you still be there?"

"Boring." Chen Yi put down the pillow, his face full of disapproval: "Everyone's personality is different, and some people are not suitable for love."

"Is this the theory taught in your major?"

"I made it up myself."

Kou Kuaiguai smiled again: "Okay, okay, I won't make fun of you, but it's because I never thought about it, or did I never meet a boy I like?"

"I didn't care about it, and I didn't think about it. Naturally, I haven't encountered it." I usually have relatively little contact with the outside world. Relatively speaking, the contact with patients is obviously greater than that of men.

Kou obediently asked tentatively: "Have you ever thought that you might also like girls?"

"have not thought."

"Like me, boys are very boring. Unlike girls, they are easy to touch, cute or gentle, or very romantic." Kou obediently hugged his knees with a look of intoxication: "Especially when kissing, there will be a kind of softness It feels soft, and there will be a little panting, and when you go to bed, she can't help but..."

"That's enough." Chen Yihun interrupted Kou's obedient self-absorbed YY uncomfortably: "Are you still planning to go back?"

Kou looked at the time obediently: "Yes, it's getting late."

Chen Yi knocked on the door of Chen Changdong's study room, and after getting a response, he pushed it away and said, "Kou went back obediently. She asked me to talk to you."

"Ah?" Chen Changdong put down his glasses: "How did she go back?"

"I didn't ask."

"Tsk, she doesn't have a car. It's so late. How do you tell her to go back? I'll see her off."

Seeing Chen Changdong rubbing his waist and standing up, Chen Yi hurriedly stopped him: "I'll send her back, and I should be able to catch up with her."