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Dad Xia looked at Xia Hou, and then at Ai Jun.He raised his hand and pressed it in the pocket of his trousers: "Oh...forgot, there are no cigarettes now."

Dad Xia was addicted to cigarettes in his early years. In order to chase Mom Xia, he quit smoking.

"I wanted to leave." Xia Hou would not lie to his father, "Then come back every few years, but I don't want to part with it."

Not only was he reluctant, but also when he looked at his parents, he suddenly realized that they were really old.Although in the past he has been peeking at the two elders in the future, but to be honest, after all, it is separated by something, even he can see that his parents are getting old and their gray hair is getting more and more.But in fact, the parents in his impression are still the same as they were many years ago.

Yes, Mom and Dad are well maintained, but seeing it up close, Xia Hou can find that Dad's back is not as straight as before, and the skin on Mom's neck is drooping.

They are old, thanks to the current medical technology, they may still be able to live in 30 to 30 years, but it is only [-] to [-] years.If according to the original plan, I come back every few years, even if I come back every two years.Can he spend a year or so with his parents together?

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with you leaving."

"Dad, we really don't want to leave." And... Dad, can you stop picking at the corner of your mouth when you say this, and make a small face?Obviously reluctant to let us go.

"Okay, if you don't want to go, let's go." Dad Xia slapped his knees and stood up, "I'm leaving, by the way, you two...do you want to hold a make-up wedding or something?"

"Yeah!" Xiahou's eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly stood up and grabbed his father's arm, "Look, dad said the same thing, right? Ai Jun will marry me."

"Didn't you get the certificate as soon as you came back?" Originally, it was the father and son talking, so why did you draw the fire on him?

"That's the same, we two have three matchmakers and six hires to work together, pray to heaven and earth, and enter the bridal chamber! Ouch!" Xiahou slapped his father on the head.

"I shouldn't have given you the nickname Fat Monkey. You're so big, you're still a monkey! Modern people are less and less concerned about this name and process. Don't impose your preferences on others. .Okay, I'm leaving, your mother will have to wake up when she turns over and can't find me."

"...You're not too young, and you still show your affection..." After closing the door, Xia Hou couldn't do anything to his father. He turned to look at Ai Jun who was sitting there, Xia Hou scratched his head, "What's wrong?" Xia Hou thought , it should not be that he is oversensitive, it was not so obvious when he was still floating in space, but after returning to the earth, it is obvious that Ai Jun's mental state is a little bit wrong.

"I always think it's fake." Ai Jun raised his hand to touch Xiahou's face.

Xia Hou grabbed Ai Jun's hand and brought his hand down: "Do you think this is still fake?"

Ai Jun's hand trembled, his face was a little red, but he held it back—indeed, only when he was happy and accompanied by slight pain, he was sweating profusely, as if his brain was about to erupt, and even his bones were about to melt When everything was clean, he was absolutely sure that the person who was embraced by him, who was intimate with him, and fit together without any gaps, was real...

A drop of sweat dripped from Ai Jun's forehead, but rolled down Xiahou's arm onto the bed.After eating a fiery navel orange, Xia Hou lay on the bed, and Ai Jun lay on him.Normally let alone two men, even if a man and a woman lie down like this, for a little longer, the one below will also be oppressed with chest tightness, suffocation and half body numbness, Xiahou can easily let Ai Jun lie on him as a mattress for a day.

"Ai Jun, let's hold a ceremony."

"It feels weird."

"What's so strange about that?"

"...Which one of us will we marry?"

"Pfft!!! Hahahahaha! I'll marry you!" Xiahou agreed quickly.

"Today, a new teacher came to the Imperial Capital Folklore University. His name is Xiahou. He came to our base from Xi'an. His subjects are ancient clothing, embroidery and handmade jewelry. The website of the Folklore University is newly opened. About this teacher’s live channel, one week later, Teacher Xia’s subject will be officially lecturing, if you want to know more about it, you can watch the live broadcast.” —— Science and Education Channel Daily News.

There are new teachers and new subjects, which means that there are new examination contents and new channels to improve the quality of life.Many people rushed to the live channel immediately.So, they saw a fat man busy with something.

[I haven't seen Fatty for a long time. ]

[Anyone can be a teacher. ]

[Is the one in front sick?What's wrong with being a teacher if someone is fat or thin? ]

[If you can’t eat grapes, you can say grapes are sour. Those who become teachers at the Folklore University have gone through many steps of review, and there must be real materials. ]

[That branch is an embroidery frame, right?Only seen it on TV in the past? ]

[What is this embroidered?Do you cross stitch? ]

[Embroidery must have a flowery look? ]

[This is not painted yet? ]

[Dancing Grass, that's it! ]

[This hand speed... Brother, tell me, how many years have you been a great magician? ]

[→_→ Don’t you know?They are the same, and have a husband. ]

[Oh... so there are two magic wands, or else. ]

[Homophobia in this day and age, disgusting!disappear as far as you can! ]

These rambunctious people don't know that in the distant future of another branch, someone is also watching the live broadcast.

[Aww!Lord Hou! !Oh my god, the handicraft live broadcast is back! 】

[QAQ hasn't been watched for a long time. I closed my eyes and could play the live broadcast of Master Hou directly with my brain. 】

【Σ(⊙▽⊙"a Lord Hou! Why have you gained so much weight!】

[These are all people who didn't watch "Save the Earth", right? 】

[Major Xia is not fat, he is pretending.Because after saving the earth, he gave up the pinnacle of honor and returned to life. 】

[The TV series is a bit fake, but Major Xia is still very handsome, why does such a handsome man make himself a fat man!Tired or not...]

[You can see the barrage of modern people over there. 】

[I just went to see it, disappointed, and smoky. 】

[Can't say that the miasma is so serious?It can only be said that it is an ordinary person. 】

Announcement: Starting at 5000 o'clock this morning, the live broadcast platform of the teachers of the Folklore University and the University of Music and Drama will be the first pilot. Now and 5000 years later/[-] years ago, the two-way live broadcast will be officially started. Next, except for a few blocked words , you will be able to talk to the past/future.

[What do those colorful things that floated past just now mean? ! ! ! ]

[Two-way live broadcast? ? 】

[Every word is Chinese, and I can't read the series together. ]

[5000 years later... the place where Major Xia came? Hello!My great grandchildren, can you see me? (^^*)]

[Although I think the upstairs is acting cute, but your words are too uncivilized. ]

[(*/ω＼*) Great-great-great-great-great-grandfather or grandmother, hello. 】

[_(:з」∠)_It’s not good for people who are not yet married to be called that. ]

[I can really communicate with you! ! ! ! ]

[seriously?Could it be that Fatty Blue was poisoned? ]

Xia Hou was embroidering his wedding dress, although he knew that this scene was going to be broadcast live, but he had no idea that there would be a big move in the future.And Huaguo's side is completely lively, not to mention ordinary people, even scientific researchers can't help but put down their work and go to the Internet to communicate with people in the future.

Of course, some people just follow suit, but there are also some people who come to ask professional questions.

In the midst of the chaos, a cartoon barrage suddenly appeared: [Excuse me, did Major Xia really die?Did he really fail to go back to the future?Has Lieutenant Colonel Ai found Major Xia? ] The cartoon font is a font used by minors under the age of 14 in Huaguo Base, which is a kind of care and protection.

At the beginning, because there were too many barrages and confusion, this sentence was quickly buried, but this child persevered, and he probably found other children to ask him together, and the subtitles of large cartoons asking the same question crossed The screen was still very conspicuous, and gradually, other people who saw it followed suit.

[Is this the follow-up egg of "Save the Earth"?It's kind of like that. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.

【No way?And shielded? ! 】

[Isn't Major Xia doing the live broadcast there? 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

【The person you asked is embroidering. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

[Do you want to be so exciting! 】

【unfair!Why was the one mentioned before not warned? ! 】

System Announcement: First there is always a discount.

……

People in the future will also become more and more frustrated and courageous, even using tricks to exploit (zuo) emptiness (da) (si).All kinds of pronouns, metaphors, references, and other password transmission methods such as hidden characters and word-intervals are used.As a result, at least 1 people met the requirement of three cumulative warnings on this day, and were happily (not) banned from the Internet...

However, the sacrifice of these brave men was worth it!Wipe away the bitter tears that come out of laughter.Everyone in the future has discovered that not all news about Xiahou is blocked. As long as the information they send to the future does not involve debunking Xiahou's current real identity, they will basically not be warned.

So, modern people know that their Major Xia is not dead, and Lieutenant Colonel Ai is not dead, and now Major Xia is living with Lieutenant Colonel Ai and Major Xia’s family, and the two are about to get married—people from the future I read Xiahou's introduction at the Folklore School and wrote it opposite.

People in modern times are very happy, although some people suspect that this dialogue with the future is done by the people above to appease the public.Although many scientists said that those people who blurted out "the XX principle that junior high school students know, you still don't understand?", definitely did not go to the same junior high school as them!

The noise came, the noise went, Xiahou's live broadcast lost a lot of viewers.Because people in the future can chat with modern people, and they can also go to the live broadcast rooms of other teachers at the same time, whether it is folklore or history, music, opera, etc. Although for modern people, the teachers are too poor, but for ancient people. It is said to be a real classic taste.

[Runs to chat, just didn't see for a while... Is that a horse? ]

【Why?horse?So this animal looks so handsome? 】

[You don’t have horses in the future? ]

[Although Major Xia brought back many earth species, the horse embryo is still in the research stage, and it is said that it will take a year or two to appear. 】

[So beautiful, Teacher Xia... By the way, although the looks of Teacher Xia and Major Xia are a bit different, they are still very capable people.Is it more difficult than painting to embroider directly on fabric without drawing patterns? ]

[Big difference?hehe. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

【(｀Д)!! I said something, I didn't say anything, so you have to block me. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And give a warning once. If the warning accumulates three times, the Internet will be banned for one day.This is the second time.

【o(╥﹏╥)o】

[Strange, the one upstairs, why are you crying? ]

[It's so beautiful, I was moved to tears. 】

Xiahou immersed himself in embroidery, completely ignoring the bloody storm outside.He didn't embroider dragons and phoenixes, because both of them were men, and he didn't think it was necessary—Xiahou really wanted to be the emperor, and he really was the emperor now.Originally, I thought about embroidering eagles, but when I thought about eagles, it meant fighting against the sky. It was too bloody and sharp, so it was not suitable for weddings.After much deliberation, Xiahou thought of horses.

One red, one pure white.In one day, except for lunch, he embroidered two pictures in a total of more than eight hours.After embroidering, he hung up the two pieces of cloth, and Xiahou thought happily about the appearance of the finished garment.When he made the first stitch, he had already figured out how to cut and sew the clothes.

[Sure enough, it's still grandpa. 】QAQ asked me where did the word Hou go?Of course it was eaten by the system uncle.

[I embroidered such a large picture in one day, and the quality is still so good, is it human? ]

[Future buddies, did you know this one in the past? ]

[I know, we have watched his live broadcast in the past.Definitely a god-level figure! 】

"Xiahou, let's go." Ai Jun came to pick up Xiahou.He is not teaching at the school, but a student, not a student at Xiahou's homestay college, but a student majoring in mechanical design, manufacturing and automation at the new campus of Imperial University next door.Nowadays, there is no need for an entrance exam to go to university, anyone who wants to go can do it, the difference is whether they can pass the graduation certificate.

"Here we come!" Xiahou just remembered that the live broadcast was on, raised his hand to turn off the live broadcast, and looked at Ai Jun with a smile, "Honey, look at my embroidery."

In Ai Jun's life as an adult, there are military uniforms, military uniforms, and military uniforms. He has no pursuit of dressing. The two galloping horses on the red cloth are handsome and miraculous, and their agility makes his eyes shine, but it's just for a moment: "Comrade Xiahou, do you think it's appropriate for us to wear this?"

"Why not..." By the way, if it's the handsome Xia Hou and the handsome Ai Jun, then of course it would be appropriate, but now, it's a white fat paper and a black fat paper, wearing red Hanfu?What appeared in Xiahou's mind were two Hanfu tumblers, but the duck was cooked, but the mouth was still hard, "It's suitable! It's suitable!"

Ai Jun couldn't help but pat him on the head, very lightly: "Okay, it's suitable as you say." After Xiahou came back, he suddenly became a lot naive, but maybe this is his original appearance?He has really worked hard all these years.

Xiahou grinned, and immediately transformed into a silly fat paper.

The next day, Xiahou made both clothes, a pair of gold crowns, two pairs of shoes, and two matching belts.A little more people came to watch his live broadcast.

On the third day, Xiahou embroidered two more large pieces, one with peony flowers and the other with green pine.

[Mr. Xia, did someone order this? (﹃)Wonderful. 】

"No, this is for my parents. o(*￣▽￣*)o their clothes on my wedding day."

On the fourth day, in addition to the two clothes, Xia Hou also gave Xia Ma a super beautiful peony and phoenix crown, and the drool-worthy villain's head covered the entire screen.

On the fifth day, Xia Hou made a set of bed tents, and at the same time said that he would get married tomorrow, everyone is welcome to watch the live broadcast.

The sixth day was the live broadcast of Xiahou and Ai Jun.

[By the way...the other groom is named Ai Jun. ]

[Xiahou and Ai Jun, new names, right?You should report them to your superiors. Isn't this a joke about heroes?Any cat or dog can be called this name. ]

[Xiahou is the son of Xiahou, another professor of Folklore College. He has been called Xiahou since he was born, but it is just a coincidence that he has the same name and surname.As for the so-called online?What age is this, why do you have to avoid the taboo? ]

[We can't attend the wedding of Major Xia and Lieutenant Colonel Ai, but it's something to be happy to be able to attend the wedding of this couple and offer our blessings. Why should we be so hostile? ]

[Well said upstairs! !applaud.But, →_→Why didn’t you see Future talking?Obviously, there will be a lot of viewers in the future. ]

[Let's just take a look, we don't talk. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.For the third speech in total, the Internet was banned for one day.

future post bar

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I said something, and I was banned from the Internet!"

"Condolences."

"Sorrow 1"

"Sorrow 2"

"Sorrow for the land area of ​​Huaguo"

"Learn your lesson. Pat on the shoulder"

"Bow to the earth!"

Chubby and smiling, wearing a red ball, not as handsome and domineering as imagined, but also considered happy, Xiahou looked at Ai Jun when he heard the master of ceremonies yelling, this must be the tossing between him and the master of ceremonies just now.

Ai Jun grinned at him and gestured with his eyes. Sure enough, Xiahou stood with him obediently, and the two of them bent down facing the outside——thank you, Mother Earth, I hope you can always run around Grandpa Sun .

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

Xiahou held Ai Jun's hand, and bowed down to the old couple who sat on it and laughed so hard that their little tongues could be seen.

Regardless of whether you married your son-in-law or your son, the two sons were welcomed in at once, and the family was reunited.

"Husband and wife embrace!"

Xiahou was about to bow obediently when he was hugged, and only then did he realize that the word was not right.I thought he changed the first one, but who would have thought that he would be waiting for him later.

"Are you fat?"

"Boom~" kissed Xiahou's lips, "It's very fat."

Ai Jun originally didn't care about those who were married or not, but seeing Xia Hou personally preparing their wedding clothes stitch by stitch, the two of them went to draw up invitations, invite the band, invite the master of ceremonies, and set up the banquet. It is tedious and boring to do one by one, but it is weird and full of fun.Let him unknowingly throw all the unreality before into the black hole.

Xia Hou also put his arms around Ai Jun's neck, and the voices of guests and the Internet became louder and louder - although these two are fat, they are not ugly, they are dressed in bright red, and they look very festive, following the Internet also It made people happy.Amidst the cheers of the crowd, the two bridegroom officials personally expressed their hugs, necks, and kisses...

After the kiss was over, Xiahou smiled and said, "My dear...husband?"

Ai Jun: "..."

"I'm waiting for you to call me. Come on, call me quickly. If you call, you will get a red envelope."

Ai Jun rolled his eyes, but still called out in a low voice: "Husband."

o(*￣▽￣*)o okay, we are entering the bridal chamber, idlers retreat!