Internet celebrities save the world

Xiahou and Ai Jun have lived on the earth for 65 years, and Xia's father and Xia's mother No. 40 have passed away one after another when they were seven years old. The difference between the old couple is less than one month.When they passed away, both of them were old men of the century. Of course, when Xia Hou and Ai Jun were about to leave, they were also "old men" of the century.

In fact, when Xia’s father and Xia’s mother left, they wanted to leave, but in the future, Huaguo finally made further research on the parasitism of Heindt worms. What about the Hinters?The identities of the two have also been disclosed to the upper echelon to a certain extent.

However, they didn't ask for any privileges. One of them was still a teacher in the folklore students, and the other was studying machinery.

Finally, the problem of the completely parasitic Heindts was partially solved.

The researchers in the laboratory cheered for a while. Compared with the future scholars, they are in the role of executors and ordinary assistants in the Heinter project.A lot of things are just knowing what they are and don’t know why. They said what equipment to use and what medicine to use. A small part of it was brought by Xia Hou, and most of them were made out bit by bit according to the formula and drawings. .

——Is it worth it to save four people?Anyone with a little foresight will know that it is worth it!This is not just a relationship between four people, but also a major breakthrough in biology, genetics, microbiology, pharmacology and other disciplines.Moreover, people will be very considerate of them in the future, and the results given to them can be used in all aspects of the earth after being split.

Among other things, after this time, they finally made a breakthrough in the C-level genetic evolution fluid, and they can produce it by themselves.Although maybe a dozen or so are produced a year, that's better than nothing.

In the future, where will the ancestors be convinced? The 5000-year civilization gap makes them apply what they have learned.However, knowing that Huaguo had used the abacus to make the □□ earlier, all that was left was to work hard.No matter how you say it, you can't embarrass your ancestors!

After Hyundai learned about future people’s thoughts from the Science Forum (where there is a future and Hyundai communication section), they felt embarrassed and said, “We are the ones who really admire you from struggling from the slaves of the Lone Star to today.” ]

[No, no, you are the ones worthy of respect.Without you, where would we be? 】

[No, no, no, you are the ones we admire, and we, the older generation, embarrass you.We need you to send Major Xia over here, and this is how we are today. ]

【…】

[Speaking of which, every time we mentioned Major Xiahou on our side, why did your side suddenly become quiet? ]

【…】QAQ has a kind of pain called three-time silence for one day, dear.

Of course, some people came to ask Xiahou this question, but Xiahou said:

"(*▽*)What? I don't know. Coincidentally?"

"Vivi! Weiwei!" Han Yidong knelt on the ground. This is the Linggu Pagoda, and there are rows of urns on the wall.On the urn close to his forehead was a photo of a young girl.

Han Wei... a victim of alien body modification, only lived for 35 years. During her short life, he has been dedicated to helping others who are also victims.She didn't leave any children behind, and the words she left in the last minute of her life were: "Dad, don't you want Weiwei?"

Han Yidong still looks like a Hinter, handsome as a fairy in the sea, medicine can't turn his body into a human again, but only solves their emotional disorder symptoms, self-cognition and emotion before being parasitized Ideas returned to the brain like a blowout.

Han Yidong wailed, but there was not a single tear, not because he was crying fake, but because the Heindts didn't have lacrimal glands, so he couldn't even shed tears.

Ai Jun and Xiahou hid in the corner, they were almost ready, they came to see Han Yidong for peace of mind, but in the end...

"What's wrong?" Ai Jun asked as he walked back.

"what?"

"You've been touching the back of your head."

Xia Hou grinned with fear in his heart: "I was also drilled into my head by bugs. Fortunately, my body automatically rejected it at that time. I didn't feel anything at the time, but seeing Han Yidong like this now, I'm a little scared." Just now After finishing speaking, he saw Ai Jun staring at him like two knives, and immediately realized that he had said something wrong: he forgot that he hadn't told the current people about it.

Ai Jun stared at Xiahou for a while, seeing his silly smiling face, raised his hand and pinched his fake chin: "Be honest, is there anything else you didn't tell me?"

"No, absolutely not. I forgot..."

"Ok?"

"Boom!" Xiahou breathed in the corner of Ai Jun's eyes, and Ai Jun's feet stopped immediately, and his body trembled slightly - sensitive zone and so on can also be cultivated the day after tomorrow!

This was an unexpected discovery for both of them...According to Ai Jun's own explanation, it was because after Xiahou said he was obsessed with laugh lines, every time Xiahou kissed him, under normal circumstances he felt that Xiahou was implying "Let's do something Let's exercise in bed", if you are already exercising, it means you like it, it's great, it's cool.After decades of being an old man, Xiahou became hot when he kissed him.

Ai Jun slapped Xiahou's big face away, then raised his arm, hooked the dog's head over again, and rubbed it messily.Kneading Xiahou's dog's head into a chicken coop, he was satisfied.

When the two returned home, when they opened the door, a big black dog rushed out. Stone and cotton had gone to heaven to fight each other, and even big black and little white had been gone for a long time.This is their eighth generation, and its name is Wotou—this guy actually has a very handsome name called Hei Dian, but he likes to eat cornmeal corn bread very much. After the communication between two people and one dog, it was discovered that it was going to change its name, so Hei Dian became a fool.People cannot understand the aesthetics of dogs.

Wotou was just getting bored with Xiahou and Ai Jun at the door, when suddenly he landed on all fours, his tail straightened into a stick, the fur on the whole dog exploded, and then growled in one direction.

"Wotou, it's okay." This is a teacher's community, with extremely strict management in all aspects, and Xiahou and Ai Jun live here, and those who know it are 120 careful about this place.And the two of them already knew that there was someone standing over there. Both of them were veterans, and they hadn't missed the training they should have over the years, so they were still vigilant.

The two looked there for a while, and looked at each other at the same time, Ai Jun called over there: "Come on, come in and have a cup of hot tea." He turned around and entered the house with the wotou.

Xia Hou stood outside for almost 5 minutes: "If you don't leave, I will go in, and we will leave in a few days!"

His voice was still useful. After a while, a trembling old man supported by a nursing robot came out from there. The old man's waist was completely bent, but when he saw Xiahou, he still tried to straighten up. Stretching his back, he saluted Xiahou: "Major!"

The appearance of this man, to be honest, shocked Xiahou, he really didn't expect him to be so old, he walked over and supported the old man's other arm: "Come in."

"Hey!"

But after entering the door, as soon as Xia Hou let go of the old man, he immediately supported him again: "What are you doing?"

"Major, please, let me kneel... I, I was really useless back then!" the old man said sobbingly, and shed two lines of dirty tears - he was Zhou Zuojun.

When Zhou Zuojun returned to Earth, instead of being punished, he was awarded the Gold Medal of Defense.Zhou Zuojun knew that this medal was not for him, but for everyone who came back alive.After all, he brought back nearly 6 people. Although there were not many of these people in Huaguo at that time, there were not many of them.But if these more than 6 soldiers and civilians are put in at once, if one of the people's hearts is unstable, it is still very likely that something will happen.So, Zhou Zuojun accepted it.

The hearts of the army and the people have stabilized, and the common people have dispersed and resettled in several major bases.Except for a very small number of people, most people are still very satisfied with life on earth.Immediately afterwards, the army began to reorganize.The ships of Zhou Zuojun's fleet were all dilapidated, and after being baptized by the Zerg, most of them no longer needed to be repaired.Moreover, they have returned from a long voyage for several years, and they should take a good rest for a while.

So the troops withdrew, rested and rested, and trained and trained.After training, the soldiers below were all transferred to other troops.In the beginning, some people made troubles, but they were suppressed by Zhou Zuojun.As a result, more and more soldiers were taken away, and even the middle and lower-level officers were gone.The upper-level military officers were either transferred to other places, or they were sent to the military supply and logistics office to drink tea every day to make sure they lived.

Zhou Zuojun's military rank has already reached Marshal, but he is still working in the logistics department. He has no wife and no children, and lives in the most common military single dormitory with only one room. All his credits have been donated.

Xiahou held Zhou Zuojun's hand and was pulled away by Ai Jun. They looked young and old, but the ages of the two people were actually about the same, but they both had higher levels of abilities.The two stupid things Zhou Zuojun did back then were indeed immoral: "It is right to let him kneel."

Zhou Zuojun knelt on the ground, closed his eyes, and felt a lot more comfortable, but when he saw Xiahou, that feeling of comfort immediately retracted.Xia Hou and Ai Jun made him kneel down, not to make him look bad, on the contrary, it was because they accepted his apology.However, if others accept it, does he himself feel that those things are over?

"Say you think too much, don't you?" Xiahou raised his hand and picked up the old man Zhou Zuojun. Let's eat."

Putting the person down, Xiahou went into the kitchen.

Ai Jun sat face to face with Zhou Zuojun: "It's been so many years, let it go."

"Lieutenant Colonel, you don't know...it's not just about the major. When I took the fleet back then, how many people died on the way back and forth. Actually, I figured it out on the way back. I'm more suitable to be a combat staff officer , I should not be the only person who helps others to make suggestions. I am too indecisive and lack decisiveness. In the end, I thought I had figured it out. When I came to the door, I still made a 'decision' and almost made the big guy Let’s go in. I should have supported Major Xia’s words at the time.”

A little old man curled up on the sofa and began to cry.Zhou Zuojun's outstretched hands were bones covered with skin, and age spots were connected into patches. He really looked like a walking dead.

"Zhou Zuojun! Zhou Zuojun! Zhou Zuojun!" Ai Jun was no longer just sitting there, straightening his back, his face solemn, and shouting Zhou Zuojun's name in a sonorous voice.

Zhou Zuojun was still crying at the first sound, and at the second sound he put down his hands covering his face and looked at Ai Jun in a daze, and at the third sound, he replied hesitantly: "Here ?”

"Have you eaten yet?! Is it a man?!"

"Here—!" Zhou Zuojun sat up straight suddenly, and answered in his old voice. After the answer, he seemed to be coughing, and he suppressed the cough, his face was flushed and even a little purple.

"stand up."

"Yes!" He didn't stand properly, and tilted a bit, and the nursing robot who had been watching Zhou Zuojun hurriedly straightened him up.

Ai Jun stepped in front of Zhou Zuojun, straightened his collar and flattened his shoulders: "Zhou Zuojun, if you do something wrong, you should correct it. If you have already caused a loss, you should pay for it. It’s a little bit more compensation, until you get old, dead, and rotten. You feel that you owe others, and there’s no use in crying!”

"I……"

"I know how you have been here all these years, Zhou Zuojun. When you first came back, you were a bit responsible. But then? You just sat in the office as a rubber stamp? Is that to pay off the debt? You sat there every day You're killing time, and you're getting old now, are you ruining yourself, or are you ruining those dead people? Don't say you're old now, dying. How can you say that you are also a marshal? If you want to do something In fact, no one can stop you."

Zhou Zuojun tapped his heel, gave a military salute, and left.When I left, my back was much straighter than when I came.Ai Jun also saluted, knowing that the man got into the car, he put down his arms, and when he turned around, he saw Xia Hou was looking at him next to the door frame, his eyes were shining, and he gave him a thumbs up: "Handsome !"

In the next few days, old friends came one after another to say goodbye to Xia Hou and Ai Jun. We all know that this time they left, even if they come back next time, the two sides will never see each other again.

People come and go, one day, no one comes, this yard, empty...

"Actually, what I want to do the most is to take you to the future." Xiahou and Ai Jun are lying on the bed, the ceiling is the image of 5000 years later - this is a three-dimensional image, the starry sky is beautiful, but Xiahou and Ai Jun are getting tired of watching it up.

The two of them just came back from the shower, so there is no need to explain why they took a shower and what they did in the shower.Ai Jun folded his hands behind his head and said, "It's amazing to have one of you. Although there will be hundreds of billions of people on earth in 5000 years, it's already amazing to have one of you over there." It’s gone, there can’t be another me, and…”

And what Ai Jun didn't say, Xia Hou knew.And Xiahou passed through, it was because the future Xiahou gave up his life.Ai Jun also passed through, that means another person had to give up his life.It's better not to have such a thing happen.

Xia Hou turned around, put his arms around Ai Jun's well-proportioned waist, and put his forehead on his shoulder: "Hey hey hey."

"What are you laughing at?" It was still a sinister smile.

"Everyone says I'm high-spirited, and I don't want anything. In fact, didn't I want such a big baby like you? Hehehehe."

Ai Jun's goosebumps made him laugh out loud, but he also felt a little proud in his heart.

"However, have you decided where to go?"

"How about we go play with the Heinters?!"

This is death, death, or death, but... Ai Jun is really curious. "good."

"Then let's go to the Blue Ocean Empire, and then to the Hatop people, XXX people, OOO people..."

"Why is this all against us?"

"Whoever has a vengeance will avenge a grievance."

"Okay! Then let's go play!" Ai Jun thought, yes, anyway, now that the earth is safe, they don't have any worries at all, and they don't need to hold on desperately and don't take a step back. There is technology in the future Backing up, he can do whatever he wants, thinking about it, he also wants to laugh.

[Aww! ! !Major Xiahou has started a new drama again!This time it's "Revenge of the People on Earth" and there is Lieutenant Colonel Ai Jun! 】

[(ΩДΩ) Broken, Broken!I said the wrong thing!To be banned! 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

[Why?Major Xiahou?Lieutenant Colonel Ai Jun? ]

【... Complicated mood QAQ】

【Understand you. 】

[ε=(ο｀*))) I don’t understand you future people]

[ε=(ο｀*))) I don’t understand you future people 1]

[Don't worry about those who swipe the screen, are these two the ones? ]

[I still can't tell the difference between where and where, so I ask the ancestors in the past to help solve the doubts. 】

[Yes (⊙V⊙) are those two. 】

[oops!They really haven't sacrificed yet! ]

[I haven't had it all the time, I'm living well on the earth. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What the hell is going on? What is forbidden, what is forbidden! I just thought I figured it out, and then I was confused again!] This comment has been blocked by the previous channel. And a warning, The warning has accumulated three times, and the Internet has been banned for one day. The second time accumulated

【Yun Bei...Obviously, this is about Xia Hou and Ai Jun's situation on Earth, so it cannot be said. 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

【Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, I really don’t understand and I’m smart. 】

[Every time I see the speeches of the future teachers, I feel tired and don’t love them, I don’t understand at all. ]

[What nonsense are you talking about! !Hurry up and watch the live broadcast of Xia Da and Ai Da! ! ! ! ! ]

[Aww! ! !Oh my god, I thought these two guys were unreasonably handsome when I watched the videos, but I only found out after watching the [-]D images that they are already unreasonably handsome! ]

[Is this YY too much?Going to the Heinters to make trouble? 】This comment has been blocked by the previous channel.And a warning, a total of three warnings, forced to ban the Internet for one day.

【Lord Hou! ! !love love! ! !I love you all! ! ! 】

"Pfft!" Xia Hou looked at the barrage and almost choked on his saliva.

"what happened?"

"Someone gave you a nickname, Ai Ai."

"=mouth="

"Love love~~~I love you~~~"

"Call this name to bite you again."

"Bite from the top or bite from the bottom? I'm both..."