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Dad Xia is giving a class, a paper-cutting class.

The style of painting is not right.

The earth has just experienced an apocalyptic catastrophe. Logically speaking, shouldn't this be the time for everyone to build together?The reason is that when everything stabilized, the living standards of the people on earth not only did not decline, but instead leaped from the era of automated civilization to the era of utopia in one step.

A large number of automatic machines not only occupy high labor-intensive and labor-intensive jobs such as farming, construction, and manufacturing. From birth, human beings have only six outlets left, including military service, scientific research, art, medical treatment, police, and administrative work.Even in medical treatment, due to the emergence of various auxiliary equipment, the requirements for professionalism have been greatly reduced, but the result is not that the entry barrier has also been lowered, on the contrary, it has been raised.

Because in Huaguo at this stage, the best talents who can endure hardship, have perseverance, and have high business intelligence go to serve as soldiers.Those who lack physical strength but high IQ do research.Talented to engage in art.What's left?Everyone is going to squeeze the single-plank bridge for medical treatment. Those who are left behind after being screened, who have poor physical strength, slightly lower IQ, and no talent, at this time, everyone is comparing who is working harder.

The latter two, police and administrative work, do not accept external assessment.The police are veterans who have changed jobs, and the administrative management is disabled soldiers, scientific research and medical personnel who have been reviewed, and a small number of artists who have changed jobs.Some people have also made a fuss, saying that this is a retrogression of civilization, this is not democratic or something, but no one cares.

Now the management of Huaguo is actually two lines. In addition to the rule of man, there is also the brain.It is [-]% impossible for the intelligent and blue fat man to stare at him, wanting to use his power for personal gain, or to embezzle and corrupt.Those who do not believe in evil have already entered.

And for most ordinary people, after experiencing the catastrophe, the soldiers, scientific researchers and medical staff were originally more convincing to them.When it comes to elections, their votes will also go to these people.Those who have nothing to say about democracy...you can take the exam if you have the ability?You become a soldier, a scientific researcher, and make contributions, and then become a manager, isn't it okay?

Ordinary people sometimes follow blindly, but most of the time they are also clear-sighted. At this time, those who clamor for democracy are just lazy and useless people who think that if they are democratic, they can really become officials.

People who want to live a decent life are either busy with exams, busy with exams, or busy with exams...

Just like 5000 years later, people who don't take any exams have a minimum living guarantee.But this guarantee is not soft sister coins, but two sets of clothing subsidies per year and three meals of nutrition tickets per day. These things are really limited to keeping people from starving to death.Medical care, housing, drinking water and heating, etc. are all undertaken by the state.

Needless to say, medical care, residences are dormitories for singles or dormitories for couples.The dormitory as a whole also has hygiene requirements. Everyone takes turns to be on duty for the day. If someone is dirty, wastes water, or is not on duty, the nutrient supplements for that day will be deducted.After all three meals of nutritional supplements were deducted, I changed to nutritional injections, but I still couldn't die, but the feeling of empty stomach was not at all uncomfortable.Still stubborn, they took away labor reform—the women sewed sacks, and the men carried bricks.The sack is also practical. Moving bricks means moving from the east to the west, and then from the west to the east.

The current situation in the country is that as long as you work hard, you can live in a big house, eat and drink well, and live happily and peacefully.

Dad Xia is an artist, and a national treasure artist.

Father Xia blushed when he mentioned it, but there was nothing he could do. The elderly almost died in the disaster, and in the category of art.It's not that there are no young artists, but the traditional Chinese painting and brush calligraphy are better done by the older ones.Among the millions of miles they have survived, there are less than [-] people in the country who are serious about folk paper-cutting and firing pottery.

There are also old folk customs and national quintessence, and the personnel gap is terrible.Dad Xia now leads eight classes, two for paper cutting, three for pottery firing, and three for cutting.Xia's mother is teaching guqin and erhu at the Conservatory of Music. Originally, Xia's mother was also a two-handed swordsman, but after years of research by herself, she is really good.

After class, Dad answered the students' questions, and Dad Xia also got off work. He went outside the building and gave the unmanned vehicle to the teacher who taught biodynamics next door. He also took the students with him. Unlike him, who does experiments in the research institute, he is left alone after teaching.

Dad Xia looked at the sky and thought: Where is Ai Jun?It would be nice if his spaceship broke down, so he could come back.Why do you have to run to Xiahou?That child has also worked hard all his life, so he should enjoy himself well.Why did that brat Fat Monkey provoke others?

Dad Xia's nose was a little sore, he lowered his head and blew his nose, then looked up to see a big fat man standing in front of him.Fat and fat, kinda... familiar? !

Xia's father pointed at the fat man, his fingers were still trembling: "Fat..."

"Uncle Xia, isn't it just me, the fat man?" The fat white man quickly came to Dad Xia's side and supported his arm, "Uncle Xia, eat wedding candy. I got married two days ago, so I'll show you my wife." Look. Hey? Where is our family? The one who was around just now. Hey! Xiao Jun! Come here! What are you doing hiding behind the tree? Don’t be shy!"

He had a loud voice, and people coming and going around subconsciously looked at the fat man first, and then followed his raised arm.In the end, what I saw was a big black fat man standing out from behind the tree.Finding himself the focus, the fat black man was obviously blushing, black and red.

Is this still a "little" Jun?Although some people laugh, most people's laughter is good.They are clearly a newly married couple, so they should be more intimate.In the early years, the two men would make people "see them differently", but when the previous commander rectified the cult, they were honest.

Now, they all know that their first and second commanders are a pair, the first commander died directly in space, and the second commander also left alone almost five years ago. It was announced that he was looking for the first commander, but the common people also knew that he was going to die, for love.No matter how homophobic you are, you have to control your mouth now.

"Jun?" Dad Xia looked at the fat man in white, then at the fat man in black.

"That's right, don't you know each other too? We came from the Xi'an base just to let you see it too, so that you can be happy."

"Forget it, you have a conscience!" Dad Xia's nose was a little sore again, and the snot bubbles came out just now, and the fat man quickly wiped it off with a paper.Dad Xia blushed, and then became more energetic, "Let's go! Go home!"

It happened that an unmanned car came over, and the three of them got into the car together.As soon as he sat on it, Dad Xia grabbed the white fat man's neck and punched it, but when he hit it with his fist, it obviously felt wrong, thumping, like hitting the head of a boxing sandbag.

"Dad! Dad! Your hand hurts!" Yes, this fat man is Xiahou.When Dad Xia stopped, all the camouflage on the black and white fat man was removed, and it wasn't Xiahou and Ai Jun who were exposed.And he still had a playful smile after the year. Seeing him like this, Dad Xia immediately raised his fist again, and Xia Hou begged for mercy louder, "Dad! Don't hit! Your hand hurts even more!"

"Hiss!" But Dad Xia still hit him, and then... his hands really hurt!The whole arm trembled.

Xia Hou and Ai Jun were taken aback, and they quickly stood up to see Dad Xia's condition - his finger was dislocated...

Both of them carried modern small nursing equipment with them, and had received basic training, so they quickly tossed Dad Xia's fingers.It happened to be home too, this is the dormitory area of ​​the teachers in the school area.

The land on the earth, the moon base, the space port, and the large-scale space base add up to tens of millions of square kilometers of land, with a population of less than 1000 million. The per capita housing area is a terrifying figure.Although all houses are now considered state-owned property, they cannot be bought or sold, and cannot be left to future generations as inheritance.But this is mainly to force people living on subsistence allowances to live in collective dormitories, and other classes basically can do whatever they want.

Let’s just say that Xia’s father and Xia’s mother live together.That is a three-entry courtyard, a proper big house gate.Xiahou and Ai Jun put on their disguises again. When they got out of the car, they saw a group of people at the door. Dad Xia greeted the person leading the group: "Teacher Zhao."

"Mr. Xia, are you back? Did you bring guests? I'll take the students away right away."

"It's okay, it's okay. We are behind, and your lecture is more important."

After entering the room, Xia Hou asked curiously, "Dad, what's that about?"

"Chinese folklore, you can talk about everything. When your mother and I built this yard, it was thanks to him and other colleagues to help. Basically, the rules of the courtyard were restored."

"Oh……"

Xiahou nodded, and just about to speak, Xia's father pointed at Xiahou, "You! Get out of the kitchen and cook!" Then he smiled kindly and looked at Ai Jun, "Ai Jun, come here, we two are here to kill you!" plate!"

"Dad, I don't know how to go."

"Chess?"

"will not."

"checkers?"

"Won't……"

"Monopoly?"

"This meeting."

"Okay, come and play. Why are you standing there?! Let's cook!"

Xiahou: "..."

So, when Xia's mother came back from school, she saw Xia's father in the living room, playing Monopoly with a big black fat man whom he had never seen before?Seeing her coming back, the big black fat man stood up immediately, his posture was like a military posture, and hurried over to pick up the fruit she was carrying, while Xia's father was sitting there happily.

What's more, after the fat black man put down the fruit, he brought her a glass of warm water and said, "Mom, sit down quickly."

"!!!" Mother Xia, who was about to sit down with water, jumped up in fright, her eyes widened, and she looked at Dad Xia who was stealing joy, "Are you still laughing?! Who is this?"

"Ah, sorry, Mom, I forgot..."

"Don't take off the disguise, it's inconvenient. Comrade Hou Ying, you haven't recognized him yet? This is Xiaojun."

"Oh my god! Xiaojun, you are...are you irradiated or something? No, he just said, pretending..."

"It's time to eat! It's time to eat! My dear! Come and serve the meal! Mom, have you washed your hands after coming back from outside?"

Xia's mother swayed, _(3」∠)_ a little dizzy...

"Ouch! Ouch!" Xia's father yelled and supported Xia's mother's left hand. Even though Ai Jun pretended to be a fat paper, his long legs were still strong, and he came first to support Xia's mother's right hand.Xiahou made a move at first, and ran over in fear, wanting to watch, no, take care of his mother, and let Xia's father slap and slap him to the side.

The two helped Xia's mother to the sofa. In fact, Xia's mother was excited for a while, the blood flow was too fast, and the brain was oversupplied, and she calmed down after sitting for a while. Look at the left side, my husband, and the right side to see the fat man I don't know: "Old Xia Ah, I'm dreaming again. I dreamed of a fat monkey."

"Hey! Mom, I'm here!" Xia Hou showed half of his fat face from behind his father.

Xia Ma immediately rolled her eyes again.Xia's father was so angry that his veins were throbbing, he let go of Xia's mother and handed it over to Ai Jun. He took a big carp made of patchwork from the side, and slapped Xia Hou hard: "You monkey boy! You monkey boy ! Knowing your mother made you dizzy! You still stand up!"

"I, didn't I think that my mother has recovered?" Although Xia Hou was not in pain or itching physically, but being scolded and whipped by his father in front of his little shou, Xia Hou felt that his self-esteem had been seriously hurt. .

As a result, Dad Xia smoked for a while, and Mother Xia slowed down again. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw her husband's eldest son, holding the bag on his arm, and threw it at her husband: "I'll let you beat him!" My son! I let you beat my son!"

A family of three, a hoop...

Ai Jun knew that he shouldn't laugh, but his abdominal muscles hurt so much, wouldn't his intestines break because of holding back his laughter?

a quarter of an hour later

"Just now, I thought I was dreaming again." Xia's mother was either crying, or she was crying with a smile. "Actually, I also feel that I am dreaming now, but it's okay to dream. The only bad thing is that in this dream Why are you so fat, Xiaojun?"

In fact, Xiaojun is not young at all, how many years have passed, Xiahou and Ai Jun are both over 40.Xia's father and Xia's mother are also in their 70s, but now the level of medical care and health care is good, and the old couple look like they are in their 50s.

Xia Hou smirked at Ai Jun, and Ai Jun knew that he was asking him to talk, so he took the initiative to say: "Mom, we are not fat, we are pretending."

The two of them took off the disguise while talking, but who knows, looking at Xia Hou, Xia's mother showed a "horrible" expression: "You should quickly put on the disguise again. I looked at the hot eyes."

"Mom QAQ, you are my own mother, your son is so handsome, how can you say he has hot eyes?"

"Xiao Jun...it's a good thing you're back, why have you lost so much weight?" But Xia's mother had already moved her eyes away from her son and put her eyes on her son-in-law, "Don't think about this little monkey boy. Your conditions So good, good character, good-looking, you can get what you want. It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, good days will last."

"Mom, I like Xiahou, we're fine."

Ai Jun laughed, Xiahou was stunned by the smile lines at the corners of his eyes.Then the fuck slapped him...

"Oh my god, your hand!"

"My hand, what kind of hand is mine! Xia Fat Monkey! Do you know that you treat people well?! You have let them down for more than ten years, and you can't do stupid things in the next few decades!"

"Well, Mom, I know." Xiahou hurriedly hugged his mother in his arms, but the old lady was still slapping him, slapping him, and burst into tears.

After such a commotion, even if Xia Hou cooked a lot of meals, no one would have the appetite to eat and drink.When Xia's mother stabilized, the four of them drank some warm water and ate some nutritional supplements. The old couple had a sofa, Ai Jun had a single sofa, and Xiahou had a bench... and the trial continued.

Hearing Xiahou's words, Xia's father gasped: "You guys don't even know about your return?"

"Well, I don't know." Xia Hou nodded, turned to look at Ai Jun, Xia Jun lowered his head and smiled at him, Xia Hou felt that his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys were soaked in honey, "Everything is on the right track now on this side of the earth. , I’m just an otaku, let me manage a country, forget it.”

Although it is a pity that Fuxi was cultivated by the great god, but the great god also said that he is now qualified to live any life he wants, including being a shopkeeper.

Ai Jun nodded: "I've been working all my life, and it's time to retire."

Xia's father and Xia's mother are not so much doubtful about Xia Hou's choice, but rather worried about Ai Jun's unwillingness.In particular, Ai Jun has paid enough for Xia Hou, but in the end he has to hide his name with him and abandon his honor for the rest of his life?But when Ai Jun spoke, his eyes were full of willingness, without any reluctance or grievance, and the two of them were relieved.

"Also, Mom and Dad, you have to pay attention, after more than ten years, there will be Zerg coming from outside."

Dad Xia's eyes widened, and he wanted to hit Xiahou again.Xia's mother was so frightened that she held her chest: "What? You still failed in the end?"

"After I escaped from the Zerg, I deliberately set up a loophole that appears once every 20 years."

"Why?" Xia's mother looked worried and bewildered, and Xia's father was thoughtful: "Can't you just stay in one corner?"

"Yeah." Xiahou nodded, "I'm worried that without external pressure, we will gradually lose our vigilance and fighting spirit."

Xia's father didn't say anything, but Xia's mother noticed something else: "You asked us to pay attention...you still want to leave?"

"We..." Xiahou paused for a moment, "We're not leaving, but I'm afraid I'll forget to talk about it later. Say it now to remind everyone." A faint apology.Ai Jun smiled at him and held his hand tightly.

"Well, it's fine if you don't leave. It's fine if you don't leave." Xia's mother didn't notice the interaction between the two of them, and just kept talking.

While sleeping at night, Dad Xia knocked on the door of Xia Hou and Ai Jun's room, the door opened, and the old man walked in by himself: "Tell me, when are you going to leave?"

Xiahou looked at his father, lowered his head guiltily and said, "Don't go."