Internet celebrities save the world

The research materials of this little nobleman in Corta were ridiculed by his friends at the beginning as looking for something to do, but as his research deepened, he attracted more and more people's attention, because of this matter, It's really scary to think about.

Because in the contemporary era, a large number of people in the universe go missing every year, encountering space pirates, unexpected accidents, weather that changes without warning, etc., and there are always folklore about abduction groups, various virtual There will always be such plots in dramas, but basically the behind-the-scenes bosses in everyone's fantasy are mad scientists and the like. Now, the real boss has appeared.

Heind protested against the sudden outburst of doubts, saying that immigration or not is an internal matter of our country, and there will be no announcements if there is nothing to do. The "research" of these ignorant people is ridiculous.

"Okay, then you take out the death list, let us compare and compare."

"This is also our country's internal affairs! We don't need to expose the country's internal affairs to others just because of some rumors!"

The families of the missing persons and the people concerned about the matter all ran to the gates of the governments of various countries.It is not the gate of the online community on the virtual network, but the gate of the real government. This has not happened for thousands of years.

And other countries are also angry. At first they thought the Hiint people were rabbits, but it turned out that the Hiint people were secretly accumulating strength and playing everyone as fools? !

Two days later, when Xiahou came back, he got news from Fuxi, saying that the Heinites secretly contacted the leaders of some countries and showed them the two planets.

"They're all from Earth." God Fuxi was holding a bamboo (recently cultivated) as thick as a sea bowl, and was chewing. Xiahou felt that what he wanted to bite more was the flesh of the Heindt people, right? "Earthlings who have returned to primitive society."

Xiahou was a little worried when he heard this: "Then will this make other people give up dealing with the Hiints and instead just sit and watch them and us have a good show?"

God Fuxi took a look at Xiahou, and put down the bamboo with a bang: "Xiahou, you have begun to learn to think from the perspective of a leader."

Xia Hou was even more worried: "Then I think right?"

"No, you are wrong."

After being hit by God Fuxi, Xia Hou was happy instead: "Then Heinte did something wrong?"

"Very wrong." God Fuxi nodded the bear's head, waved the bear's paw and began to give a lecture to Xia Hou, "Let's put it this way, if the Heindts kidnapped people from other countries for parasitism, then they only need to hand over a few hundred people as the universe The pirates, who are the culprits, can solve this matter. Because it is true that they did not do this, and everything is just a far-fetched guess. Is it okay to use far-fetched things here?"

"Hmm! No problem, God, you use it very well."

"o(*￣▽￣*)o oops, I still have a lot to learn. Well, back to the Hinters, but after he secretly proves his 'innocence' in this way, he becomes the universe The public enemy... because the problem has changed from capturing other people for parasitism, to developing their own forces carefully and hidden. Others look down on the earthlings, but at this time, after seeing the two colonial planets, they thought What is more important is to let the Hinter people continue to develop like this, what will they develop into?"

Xiahou lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally understood a little bit—the perspective of politicians, there should be no justice and evil, only beneficial or unprofitable.

So Xiahou began to worry again. Don't the Heinites know what kind of consequences will be caused by doing so?Xiahou didn't think that the Heinite people, who had been passed down for thousands of years and developed under the noses of others, were stupid: "The Heinte people...why would they do such a stupid thing?"

"Because they are going to war with us." The bear paw of God Fuxi slapped Xiahou on the back.

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Xiahou was frightened, the earth has been preparing for war, preparing to fight the alien fleet.And the future gives Xiahou the feeling that it is a strong, peaceful and quiet haven. Even if the history of the Hua Kingdom in the future is one stroke, from slaves and orphans to the free alliance, step by step stepping on his own blood and the blood of the enemy , just come to this step.

But... I didn't expect the blood to flow out yet.

"The blood will never run out." Fuxi raised his bear's paw and rubbed Xiahou's head.

"But... aren't the Heinites afraid that others will give him a shot from behind?"

"This is an inevitable situation. It's not that the Hinters are not afraid, but now it's time for them to do this. The Hinters have endured it for 5000 years, and now they can't bear this sneaky behavior." They have grown. They need more space, they need more people. If they beat us, they can get everything they want."

"I wish you victory..."

"That's one more thing we want to thank you for. If it wasn't for you, none of us would know what the Hiints were up to. We're not afraid of war, but we've been stabbed a few times by the Hiints when we weren't prepared. Knife, that kind of loss no one wants to see."

On this day, Xia Hou once again live broadcasted pottery firing, but what he fired was not utensils, but four statues-Xing Tian, ​​Erlang God, and Guan Erye.

Xing Tian, ​​whose head was cut off, with breasts as eyes and navel as mouth, was the God of War in Hua Kingdom for a long time.Later Xing Tian was replaced by the handsome and handsome Yang Erlang.The last one is Guan Erye.The last one is not wearing armor, and the one with long beard and long robe is grandson Sun Wu.

In the 5000 years, there are many gods and historical figures in Huaxia who can be called the God of War. Xiahou decided to make them all one by one!

——Before that, Xiahou also asked Fuxi if he would let the Hinters know that they were also waiting for death.God Fuxi said: "People who should have understood will understand. Besides, to people outside the Liberty Alliance, you are just a small person who was pushed out by us to act."

The little people are good, if the little people don't attract people's attention, then they can do what they want to do.

After the firing was over the next day, Xia Hou took out these gods of war, arranged them in a row, and worshiped them with the incense he brought from the future.

【Master Hou, is this worshiping God? 】

[It’s good to think that we have gods, but... if these gods work, we earthlings won’t suffer so much, right? 】

[Let’s put it simply, those low-minded little gods on your earth can’t compare to our gods, haha. 】

[The earth is gone, even if there is a god, they were all taken away by our gods and made slaves back then. 】

[Fuck!Where are all these bugs coming from? ! 】

[Gods are the product of human beings who are intelligent beings yearning for a better life. Gods are illusory, but they are also part of the inheritance of civilization. What's wrong with loving our own gods? 】

[Yo yo oh~~Earthlings, your gods are being eaten as a feast by our gods. 】(Forbidden, the barrage has been deleted)

【Too boring?Gods are all fictitious, and we earthlings have stood up now, and those who are not reconciled can only gossip for psychological comfort. 】

[Hey, how do you eat? 】(Forbidden, the barrage has been deleted)

[Hey hey!People on earth can't afford it, so they start banning words! 】

[Who knows what you said? ! 】

[Those who are banned deserve it. 】

"Gods are not all fictitious. Anyway, not all gods in our country are all. Most of our gods are our ancestors. This grandson, Mr. Sun Wu, has this in my previous lectures on the ancient history of Huaguo. Everyone knows this old man, right? Later generations respect him as a martial sage. This second brother Guan Yu, he is a character from the Han Dynasty, but he became famous because of a novel called "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"..."

What Xia Hou said was a bit off topic, but everyone liked to hear it.Of course, everyone here refers to the people on Earth.Even people on Earth who are not from China like to hear about all aspects of China's history and customs—who told Xiahou not to talk about Western Europe?Anyway, Huaguo's festival is now the same as the Freedom Alliance's festival...

"Everyone knows Xing Tian, ​​right? He is an ancient god, but he was also a general of Emperor Yan in ancient times. As descendants of Yanhuang, we in China can actually be regarded as descendants of Xing Tian. He is also our ancestor. What about this Erlang God? , everyone knows, right?"

[QAQ second brother! ! !The most handsome second brother! ! ! ! 】

【(#>д<) the most handsome fairy! ! ! 】

【Oh oh oh! !I wanted to say it just now, the second brother is so handsome! ! _(:з」∠)_But the fight just now was so scary...]

【(﹃) Lord Hou's Erlang God is so handsome, I really want to touch it. 】

[(ω) I can play with those two legs of Erlang God for ten years! ! ! 】

【(*▽▽｀) I was recalling the scene when Lord Hou made the statue with his hands sliding up and down on Erlang Shen...】

"..." Xia Hou suddenly felt that it was a shame to have such a group of descendants.

Although he practiced, Xiahou continued to invite the military gods one after another.But this time, they went according to the timeline. There were four in one day, and the next day continued: Wu Qi, Sun Bin, Bai Qi, and Li Mu.

The deeds of these four people have all been said before, and the audience kept saying, "I want a handsome guy! I want a young handsome guy!"

=. =Ran Goose, Xia Hou didn't get used to them, he still gave them two handsome middle-aged men and two handsome grandpas.

But he still overestimated the morals of the audience, and after they yelled, they all said: "Uncle and grandpa want to lick too!"

However, although these guys talked about nothing too big or small, Xiahou still knew about it—there was a tip-off from Fuxi.

After Xiahou released the authorization, many people, especially those who are soldiers themselves or have relatives who work in the army, began to enshrine the god of war at home.Although there were too many military gods later... But everyone understands that the latter belong to historical famous generals in a certain period of time, and the first four are the worshipers.So they are basically for the four gods of war, and then add the historical figures they think they like.

There are already many historical figures in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods. I heard that this is just the beginning. People on earth who had no ancestors and gods to worship at all found that there are too many objects to worship. This is really a happy trouble .

[(*￣￣*) Lord Hou, I have a question for you. Do you know the correct procedures for worshiping the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival and worshiping the ancestors during the Spring Festival? 】

"I still know a little bit about this." Xiahou nodded, "But I'm not sure, so I'll find someone to study it over there, and then I'll tell you about it."

When Xia Hou first started the live broadcast, everything was brought up and said.When he thinks about it now, it's fortunate that what he said at that time was what he was sure of, and what he is broadcasting live now is basically something after he is sure.

Use as simple a language as possible, all about certain historical events, without adding comments on any events and characters.Even so, Xia Hou also knew that there must be mistakes and omissions in what he said.

After all, Xiahou himself memorized these characters and events by rote—thanks to genetic evolution, not only did he gain weight, but his memory improved a lot—the people who told him these things also memorized them by rote, even if they were Historians are still skeptical about many archaeological issues, and it is not uncommon for a tomb to be dug up to overturn a bunch of historical issues.

For these funny white papers after 5000 years, they have nowhere to go to archaeology, to prove the truth of history with real objects, and the only place to find history is here in Xiahou.Xiahou's ability to travel between the present and the future came in an inexplicable way, and it may go away inexplicably one day. The best thing is that this ability accompanies him until the day of his death.

If it is the latter, then in Xiahou's lifetime, he still has a chance to correct his mistakes.If not, just think about how one of his mistakes will have far-reaching effects... You have to scream out in your dreams!

End the live broadcast and enter the "secret channel". Although the information and battle plans here are not updated every day, Xiahou can learn battlefield command here.There are many teachers here, although Xiahou can't see them, and he doesn't even know whether they are from the earth, but every one of them is very attentive and meticulous in teaching him.

There is no time for Xiahou to study battlefield command systematically. In Xiahou's era, this was a very advanced knowledge, not to mention that in the era of the universe, battlefield command is a complex knowledge involving more than 50 disciplines.A qualified (just qualified, sixty points) commander needs at least 30 years of study.Such a person on the battlefield is at most just a combat staff officer on a cruiser.

How long is Xiahou?Optimistic estimate for one year...

So Xiahou's way of learning is to learn in battle.