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"Xiahou, are you ready?"

Today is this hoarse voice.Xiahou murmured in his heart, he didn't know where the god Fuxi found the officers, his opponent was not alone, there were six people so far.Each of them has different fighting styles, the only thing they have in common is...the ability to rub Xiahou on the ground.

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Every time the battle background is the same, Xiahou's opponent is the outpost fleet of the Blue Ocean Empire, and he himself is a year later, in the most optimistic case, the military power that the earth can have.

As of today, Xiahou's score is 28:0. 28 is the opponent, and there is no doubt that 0 is Xiahou.

When he was defeated for the first time, Xiahou burst into tears instantly.Although I know it is a simulated scene, but everything is too real, no different from the real thing.On this day, Xiahou read the progress of the last time, and then updated the score to 29:0 - a war will not end in a few hours, but it will take a few days, ten days, or even a year It is not uncommon for a year and a half of the war.

"Get ready." As soon as Xiahou finished speaking, the surrounding scene changed from a void to a battlefield in the starry sky...

Eight hours later, everything returned to silence. Xiahou lay on the ground and stared at the sky. He would not cry anymore, but his heart was still uncomfortable.

"You have improved again this time, and the whole battle lasted for four more hours." A gentle bass voice said.

Xia Hou stayed for a while before realizing: "Thank you."

"You can take a break."

"I've almost had a rest just now." Xiahou scratched his hair, "I should be able to go to the post-war review now!"

Xiahou went to watch the post-war review, but he didn't know that his escape almost caused his teachers to fight.

"Earth Sea, I told you not to talk to him, don't talk to him, this kid has worked very hard, and you still force him." A female voice complained.

"Snail...how did I force him? You heard what I said just now. I told him to rest, but who knew...I was wronged!" Earth Sea shouted, "Fuxi, otherwise you Give him an injection? You're always so stiff, won't your spirit be able to take it?"

"I tried, but his genetic evolution level is only C, but you also know the hardness of the bones and skin. If he doesn't actively cooperate, nothing can be punched in." So the great god Fuxi is also here" group" ah~

"..." The scene was silent for about 2 minutes, because Xiahou's bones and skin are really... so magical...

The thing of traveling through time and space has been studied until now, but scientists still have no way to get in.They had to admit that even if they were given another 5000 years, they would probably be able to solve this problem.This is a greedy look, but because it is too advanced, there is no problem of adaptability in a short period of time.

In contrast, Xiahou's bones, blood samples, and DNA samples are enough to make Huaguo's technology tree grow wildly!Now, military supplies have been secretly updated. The skeletal armor is only a small piece, and the larger warships and aircraft carriers are being "routinely painted."

The new coating is the bone molecular coating. Even though there is only a thin layer of soil, the hardness of the armor at the weakest point can be increased by 50.00% to [-]%.

You must know that at this stage, the armor hardness of all countries in the universe is increased by [-]%, [-]%, or even [-]% or [-]%.Materials science, in the current cosmic age, is hitting a bottleneck.Some people even think that the science based on topaz is already the culmination of cosmic science.

And it's just a coating. The outer armor of the new battleship is already a sandwich biscuit of topaz armor and bone molecular armor. The outer armor of this kind of battleship is so strong...

"Have you seen Xiahou's latest bone gene situation? It's amazing. What he eats is calcium, but the bone molecules that grow out of his body... the ones that were dismantled and modified with a molecular displacer are not so unrecognizable. Those structures BLABLABLA"

"Old Zhao, in terms of biology, molecular science, genetics, and this and that, we are illiterate compared to you. Anyway, as long as we know—come on, come and taste that my armor is still smooth after the explosion It's terrifying! Hahahaha!!! There is revenge!"

"Don't worry about the lunatic Wei, this guy is too excited. But... thinking about it this way, I'm looking forward to having a game with the Hinders! Hahahahaha!!!"

This kind of upgrade is only the most superficial. When the material technology is completely upgraded, power, super brain hardware, construction, processing and other aspects will keep up.After this aspect catches up, the material technology will be improved again.This is the same as chasing after me, a step-by-step upgrade, until the use of this new type of material is developed to the culmination-it can be imagined that it must be a long, long time later.

Huaguo, Earthlings, and the Freedom Alliance have come to the forefront in this new type of material. As long as they can withstand the impact from the enemy, they can become the first victors of the era!

"Everyone, are you off topic?" Fuxi the Great God decided to pull back the question that was so crooked, "What should we do about Xiahou's mental state? Shall we secretly lower the difficulty?"

"He has played so many times, and he already knows the opponent's situation very well,"

"Crazy Wei, I think it's still your problem."

"What does this have to do with me?"

"The opponent is too strong."

"Nvsnail, we all know this, but there is nothing we can do about it."

"No, I don't mean strong equipment, but your tactical application. Xiahou handled it very well a few times." Nu Wo brought up the stereoscopic image, "Look, once the cut-in here is successful, he will be able to The outpost fleet was cut into two pieces, and after paying a certain amount of sacrifice, he won a miserable victory. Also this time, he has successfully infiltrated into the opponent's flagship, and he can hijack the flagship's signal in just one more minute. Let the flagship issue the wrong order."

"What he's doing is good, but it's cadet level at best. We can easily..."

"You are old monsters at the marshal level. To him, it's giants bullying children." This is Mr. Zhao who just fell into a scientific frenzy. "After the Blue Sea Empire gets a colony, it will stay for dozens or even hundreds of years. For a period of time, they rarely had wars with the outside world. The Blue Ocean Empire has been known as the invincible fleet for thousands of years, but they have never fought a war that is evenly matched, and they have never fought a tough battle. They have always fought with absolute They don't fight any 'could lose' battles. You can't pressurize this kid like that, what if he crushes you?"

"Old Zhao, many people have said that. Back then, they were all defeated by the Blue Sea Empire. Now we are not afraid of this country. If they dare to come, we beat them until their ancestors couldn't recognize them. But at that time, what did Xiahou have? It was like Xiahou’s intellectual brain Fatty Blue, who could be said to be the most powerful intellectual brain in the universe at that time, but its hardware restricted its performance.”

"Actually, we are making some 'small toys' for Xia Hou." Fuxi interrupted suddenly, "At first we thought of 'compressing the brain as much as possible and sending it there, and then moving the hardware bit by bit', but a research The Academy reminded us not long ago that the current situation at Xiahou’s side no longer requires us to send the whole brain over. What he needs are some special functional components. Just remove these functional components and remove the redundant parts, as if to explain It’s troublesome to get up? Then... In short, Xiahou will be able to get it tomorrow.”

In modern times, as soon as Ai Jun got through the communication with Xiahou, he saw "a lump" Xiahou lying on the podium.

"Familiar again?"

"Hmm... What a miserable loss." Xiahou moved a bit, his chin resting on the podium, "I still see the white light of the explosion right now."

"There are three days left before the competition. When the competition is over, I will go to stay with you."

"Hmm!!!" Xiahou immediately regained his energy.

Soon, communication applications from other bases also came. After connecting, Xiahou showed only commanders of eight bases. In fact, there were many people sitting in the command rooms of ten bases—two small The base, now all the senior officers of the base are here.

Xiahou took a deep breath, stood up, and in front of him, a miniature three-dimensional image of the battlefield appeared, "Last time the battle progressed to this point, we destroyed the opponents OO, XX and UU, and our own warships that have lost combat effectiveness include RR, EE and QQ, so we sent part of the fleet to maneuver from here to here, but halfway..."

Xiahou didn’t know that in the future, the marshals of the Hua Kingdom would take turns to train him (take Xiahou as a sandbag?), but Xiahou did not fight alone. After each battle, he brought back the stereoscopic images for everyone to see. Then he brought back the shortcomings and mistakes explained to him by the marshals after he lost there, and explained them to his comrades.

After Xiahou finished explaining, everyone lowered their heads to write and draw something. After about 5 minutes, they began to talk about how to improve the strategy.

This failure again and again is also a wake-up call for Ai Jun and the others-not long ago they were even studying how to set up the battlefield, and even thought that just setting up the battlefield could blow up the opponent into thin air. Now the 29:0 The facts tell them that they are diverse.

However, no one has the pessimistic mood of "we can't do it" and "there is only a dead end". All those in the know are working hard to find a way out of this seemingly sinking swamp!

"Everyone pay attention to your health. While holding military competitions, you have to stay up late every day, and the management of all aspects of the base must not be left behind... I know that four of you have already received the green health alert from the intelligent blue fat man." Xiahou's His eyes swept away, "I won't call names here, I will save face for you for a while! But if these four receive a yellow alert, then I will temporarily suspend you while calling names and criticizing them. Alright, come here today, disband!"

After the communication ended, the other people turned off the communication, and the communication on Ai Jun's side was turned off after a short period of time: "Is there anyone else who was warned by Fatty Lan?"

"Comrade Ai Jun, when you pretended to be ignorant and asked this question, weren't you guilty?"

Ai Jun shrugged: "I seriously doubt that Fat Lan didn't follow up on my physical condition in real time, I...cough!"

"You are guilty."

"..."

"You're guilty. How many hours do you sleep every day since I haven't lived with you?"

"You don't know that your way of asking questions can easily cause ambiguity!"

"Ha ha."

"Actually, I still sleep every day...but I have to explain, don't I think that people with supernatural powers don't need to sleep?"

"Do you think I believe it?" Xiahou raised his eyebrows. In this situation, when Xiahou went to the future to test the limit of his time in the future a long time ago, the two of them said that at that time, Ai Jun wanted to try not to sleep, so that Xiahou To "repression".Unexpectedly, he has always been "unwilling to die", which still made him find an opportunity to experiment.

Ai Jun sighed: "Okay, I know I was wrong, this time I will try."

"Well, anyway, you will come to me soon, and if you don't want to sleep, I will let you sleep too." After Xia Hou finished speaking, he realized that the words were not quite right.

But what was said couldn't be taken back. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you. They didn't blush, but they didn't know what happened. At the same time, the same expectation arose.

"Okay." Ai Jun smiled generously at Xiahou.

Xiahou couldn't hold back, swallowed, and even licked his lips. He tried his best to straighten his clothes (ren) crown (mian) Chu (shou) Chu (xin) face: "Then go to sleep today and don't talk to me. Alright, build up your strength!"

_(:з」∠)_It’s really not intentional that the three sentences are not separated from the pun.

"I still have some work to do... okay, okay, I'm going to sleep." Xia Hou didn't ask Ai Jun to turn off the communication, even when he watched him fall asleep.

Ai Jun fell asleep for eleven hours before getting up. Seeing the way he got up, Xia Hou couldn't help teasing him: "You are like a robot that has been in the warehouse for more than ten years and restarted. The joints are all broken. Is it rusty?"

Ai Jun snorted twice, ignored his teasing, stretched twice, got out of bed and did stretching exercises.Xiahou has already used his authority to change his physical condition after sleep - all military armor and special police uniforms are connected with the blue fat man, and the physical conditions of these soldiers are under continuous prosecution 24 hours a day.