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[This... ouch ouch! !Earth Wheat Flour! ! ! 】

[Fuck!What a big bag! ! ! 】

[Kneading, kneading the dough... Master Hou is going to change the diet and live broadcast? 】

[What kind of condiment is that? 】

[It's not seasoning, it's pigment...and preservatives?It's not for people to eat. 】

【)Д(Such precious wheat flour is dyed colorful?!!!】

[0ДQ prodigal Hou Ye! ! 】

【(｀)/Prodigal Lord! ! 】

[ψ(*｀ー)ψ Prodigal Lord! ! ! 】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Prodigal Lord!!!!】

Xiahou who came back: "..." What happened to be swiped by the prodigal?Ignoring those prodigal accusations, Xia Hou began to take out the dyed noodles, "Today we are going to live broadcast the traditional handicraft of Huaguo, dough kneaders. Let's start with five representative figures of dough kneaders, the teacher of Journey to the West Only five."

Why say five?So does Little White Dragon.Such a sad handsome dragon, Xia Hou never made him into a horse, but into a dragon prince—the kind who is a little smaller than the great sage.

Xiahou's hands were quick, and in the blink of an eye, the four faces lined up.

"Then, let's come to Nezha, and his two elder brothers, Jin Zha and Mu Zha."

Another three.

"Then, who do you want?"

It is impossible for dough figurines to be as finely crafted as a sculpture, but dough figurines have their unique characteristics and aesthetics, especially when they are kneaded in a short period of time. Different colors of dough form a bright and colorful shape. image of.

The audience who were holding the banner of prodigal just now opened their mouths wide.When Xia Hou asked, they immediately wiped the drool on their chins, expressing...

"If you don't say anything, I'll continue." Xiahou smiled and lowered his head.

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, Lord Hou, what are you going to do!】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, Lord Hou, you will be punished for being so naughty!】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, Lord Hou, you...】

More images appeared in Xiahou’s hands, this time they were animals, giant pandas eating bamboo, crested ibis spreading their wings, peacocks spreading their tails, Tibetan antelopes jumping, magpies building nests...

The noisy audience stopped being noisy, and they looked at the image that appeared in Xiahou's hands obediently.

Xiahou raised his head and saw a message that only he could see from God Fuxi: "Look, can't you handle it yourself? Also, remember to post an advertisement for me and give directions → [address] needs you to poke someone This information will be released."

"..." No, this is definitely not my master Fuxi! ! !Although Xiahou refused in his heart, he still lowered his noble head in front of the evil forces, "Cough! Let's release an advertisement next."

[Short oil... Hou Ye, have you been hacked, Hou Ye? ! ! 】

[No, who is such a big name that can let Lord Hou send him an advertisement? 】

"The Institute of Earth Genetics has just issued an announcement that most of the genetic restoration projects for pet cats and pet dogs have been completed. From [-]:[-] this afternoon, yes, just now, pet cats and pet dogs will be officially accepted for adoption. Apply."

[Ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

After swiping the screen with a lot of screams, there was no more, Xia Hou watched the audience like a mineral water bottle with a hole in it, all leaked away, he didn't even have time to stretch out Erkang's hand.

QAQ, sure enough, this is retribution, retribution.

The pet cat is the Chinese pastoral cat, the pet dog is also the Chinese pastoral dog, and the pet dog also has a golden retriever.They were all created through genetic engineering based on the kittens, puppies, and stone hair that Xiahou had brought before.But don’t worry, they are all identical clones. Their embryos have undergone DNA recombination before being made. Even if they are all from the same source, if you compare the DNA, you will find that their genes are still far apart. Far.

However, technology also has its limits. The cats and dogs bred by DNA recombination are already the limit. Next, let them reproduce naturally.

In the cat and dog area of ​​the Earth Genomics Institute, newcomers can clearly feel that the virtual community is somewhat delayed.

"_(:з"∠)_How many people are there?In my lifetime, I will encounter delays in the virtual community. "

"QAQ is not that the virtual community is delayed, but that the entry speed is deliberately lowered, because only 1000 people are allowed in each time."

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It's Nima Yaohao again!!! I can't eat rice, I can't eat noodles, can't I take cats, cats and dogs home?!!!"

"→_→Eggs, please wait slowly, one day there will be rice, noodles, and cats and dogs."

Announcement: "Thank you all for coming to add love to cats and dogs, but everyone should know that cats and dogs are living creatures! They want to eat, pull, and scatter! They also have their own personalities! Everyone, don't cause lifelong harm to these little lives because of a momentary impulse!"

Announcement: "Everyone who wants to become a shit shoveler must not only participate in the lottery, but also take a related knowledge test... BLABALBLA"

"っД)っWhat the hell is a shit shovel officer?!!!"

"→_→I heard that it is an old saying, which means an official who shovels shit."

"...The front is nonsense."

"The name ヾ(=ω=)o is also to let everyone know that raising cats and dogs is not so easy, right?"

"I saw cats and dogs in the live broadcast, the stones raised by the gods Xiahou and Ai Jun, my god, that is the beautiful dog in my dream."

"o(*￣▽￣*)o I heard that the stone is a golden retriever."

"Nonsense, the stone is obviously black hair!"

"(￣.￣) The type of stone is called golden retriever, and there are also this time."

"Huh huh? Really?!!!"

"The one in front! Hurry up! You don't move, we can't move here!!!! I want to see the cat!!!"

"Damn it, someone is crazy..."

"Dogs! Dogs are the great justice in the universe!"

"cat!"

"dog!"

"Meow!"

"Wang!"

Xiahou went secretly, just in time for the cat slave and the dog slave to fight, and he hadn't welcomed his master home yet... Xiahou was scared and went back. The future is too dangerous, so let's go back to Earth.

Things seemed to be getting better and better, but all people on Earth felt only a growing sense of urgency—each passing day represented one day less time available to prepare.

When the time of the earth entered July, the base ushered in a good news and a bad news.The good news is that four people who were infected with Heindt's parasite survived!The one-fiftieth survival rate is definitely a surprise for those who know the details of Heindt's parasite.

The bad news is that four people who were infected with the virus survived-do the Hindts know this?If you know, people on Earth definitely have special meaning to them.

Of course, this news was blocked. Originally, the reception signal would be further improved in the future. After this incident, the people above felt that it was convenient now.

In this situation, even God Fuxi, who was very happy recently, was taken aback.Because they don't know that people on earth will have such a high survival rate after being infected, so do the Heindt people know?Compared with the Kerta people who caused the three major hatreds in the future Huaguo, the Heindt people have always been very low-key, sending back the slaves of the earthlings as soon as possible, and establishing diplomatic relations with the three countries of the earthlings...

Think carefully!Are you scared to pee? !

The Hinter people are those who have been parasitized by parasites, the so-called Hinter nobles.All along, they have shown tolerance and gentleness, with extremely low aggression, which is why after discovering that the so-called Heindts are a parasitic and mutated race, the rest of the universe did not unite to kill them.

Moreover, the race of Heindt is actually an aggregation of countless intelligent beings in the universe region of γ-58, and it is the spire of the pyramid. And accept parasitism, and then become one of 99/[-].This is very good, one Heindt makes it impossible for a second Heindt to appear in this region.

——It is not that there are no wise people in the γ-58 area who brought up this situation, but these wise people quickly disappeared from people's sight due to various reasons.

For other cosmic powers, this is something that is in their long-term interests. The fewer opponents, the better.A Heindt who knows the times and only guards his own territory and sucks blood is better than several thriving cosmic forces.

The people on earth are also relatively friendly to the Heindts. Although they also participated in the invasion of the earth, it was a mercenary group and it was unofficial.Although they also used to own slaves, but helplessly, they used to raise slaves of earthlings. The Hinters are already good.

As a result... the information from Xiahou has convinced the people on Earth that the Heindt people are wolves in sheep's clothing.

They will not let go of such a race with such a high parasitic rate.

"It's because we've been ignoring it all the time..." God Fuxi waved his bear's paw and slapped the ground twice because of his anger. There will be a little more, we have not paid attention to it all the time, but if the success rate calculated in the past is used, the number of such Heinites is enough to kill all intelligent life on several planets!"

Xiahou looked at it, and his feeling was that although the iron-eating beast was cute and hygienic, it could really tear tigers and wolves alive. Xiahou was worried at first, but looking at such a great god, his worry disappeared without a trace. up...

Great God Fuxi clenched the bear's paw: "We must make those Hinders pay the price! We must also rescue the earthlings who may still exist!"

In the future, Huaguo's plan is to send troops to fight with the Hinders?No, there are quite a few people who are staring at the people on Earth and the Freedom Alliance. Once Hua Guo makes a move against the Heinites, no matter what the reason is, they will be chased by hungry wolves and falcons.The most frightening scenario would be another cosmic war after hundreds of years of peace.

The law of war says: go up to fight against the enemy, next to fight against the enemy, and then down to attack the city.

=. = Xiahou has already talked about the Five Hegemons in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Seven Hegemons in the Warring States Period, and the feudal lords contending for hegemony, about Sun Tzu, and about "Sun Tzu's Art of War".But even if he didn't say it, Chinese people still don't know this concise sentence, and the strategy is deeply buried in their bones.

A few days later, an idle nobleman from Corta calculated the ranking of the γ-58 region. In the past 50 years, the births and death rates of the top [-] habitable stars, as well as Hein who was successfully parasitized special ratio.Then I found out...Huh?Excuse me?

So he pushed back, and every time he pushed, he found that it was getting more and more interesting—and it was also getting more and more wrong.

Now the total number of all Hindites has grown to 170 people. To have the current number, it means that at least 5000 billion intelligent life forms are required to parasitize.Of course, the Hinters have a long lifespan, and this number is accumulated year by year.

But a long lifespan does not mean that you cannot die. Hundreds of Hindites die every year, and people join in every year. It can be seen that more people join than die every year. This means at least one million people die. .

To accept parasitism, it is impossible for the elderly and children to be healthy, strong and strong-willed young people. γ-58 has quite a lot of habitable planets, which can be shared with each other, but... who can bear this sharing every year?But now these living planets are not only developing well, but also there are no social problems caused by too many deaths of young people.

Then the scope of this research became bigger and bigger, from only one little nobleman of Corta to many interested people joining in, and some people helped to provide information.The γ-58 area they studied slowly changed from [-] habitable stars to [-] habitable stars.

It turned out that not only the population of these decades did not match, but the population did not match as far back as thousands of years ago.It’s just that at that time, the Hiintes would still do some small tricks to hide it. For example, the population of a remote planet suddenly skyrocketed. Habitat star.

So, where did the immigrants go?Where did the dead go?In other words, who was the one who failed the parasite?