Internet celebrities save the world

Ai Jun retreated quietly to the corner, leaning his back against the wall, reuniting the family of three.At the beginning, no one spoke, and the three of them were crying. This was because they were so excited that they could only express their emotions in this way.

"Fat monkey, get up! Get up! How did you do it? How did you lose so much weight? Also, how can you say you came back after 5000 years?" After crying for more than ten minutes, Mother Xia Slow down first.

When Father Xia heard this, he immediately poked Mother Xia twice: "Don't ask about these things, lest we accidentally say something, as long as you know that Fat Monkey is safe and sound."

When Xia's mother heard it, she stopped asking any more questions and just said, "Fat monkey, mom doesn't ask too many questions, just tell mom, you haven't suffered much, have you?"

Xia Hou smiled with red eyes: "What can happen? I live a better life before you all."

Xia's father and Xia's mother asked many more questions, but it was all about his current situation.Knowing that he is in the space port, tell him not to work too hard, remember to eat and drink more hot water.

After talking for a long time, in fact, it was the same thing over and over again, but Xiahou didn't feel bothered, he just felt a warmth in his heart.

"I don't want to bother you anymore, you can go to work." Father Xia said.

"Wait... Fat Monkey, tell mom, do you have someone you like? Do you have a boyfriend?"

Yes, Xia's father and Xia's mother knew about Xiahou's sexual orientation. When they first found out, they were shocked and worried for more than two years. In terms of image, it is still possible to find a girl who wants to spend a lifetime together, but it is still possible to find a boy... The old couple are blind, and when they come back from Xiahou University in the second year, they will know that their son is a fat monkey This is emotionally hurt.

"..." Xia Hou was embarrassed, and couldn't help turning his eyes around, looking for Ai Jun.

Xia's father immediately poked Xia's mother twice again: "Fat monkey, we are leaving. We have a good life in the base, and the neighbors around are also good people. The assigned work can also handle it. Don't worry about us."

The old couple left, and Ai Jun's shadow reappeared in the stereoscopic image.

Xia Hou rubbed his head: "My parents... seem to have discovered it." He has never lied to his parents since he was a child, and he thought that the level of lying has increased recently, but he did not expect that his nature is still hard to change.

"Well, when I sent them out, your mother kept looking at me and smiling." I just don't know if it was the mother-in-law looking at the son-in-law, or the mother-in-law looking at the daughter-in-law. "Your father looks forward on the surface, but in fact he has been sweeping the corner of his eye. Me." It's not only like a sad father whose little (fat) father is about to be snatched away, but also like the relief that his little bastard has finally kidnapped someone else's daughter.

Ai Jun didn't say what he thought, but his expression was extremely rich.

Xia Hou also thought of the character of his parents, and couldn't help but smile.

"And... Fat Hou?"

"..." (/ω＼) I didn't feel this way before, but now my face is so hot that it is about to explode, "Okay, it's a monkey's monkey, you can laugh if you want!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Until the communication between the two of them ended, there was one thing that neither of them mentioned—should the second elder be incorporated into Zhao Yi's team?

This idea kept churning in Xiahou's head. When only Xiahou was left, Xiahou decided to start thinking from a different angle.It's not about whether or not to bring his parents with him, but who he brings with him.

Good health, strong resistance to stress, less messy thoughts, and good skills.As for sexual orientation, there is no need to worry about it, because Zhao Yi and his team have artificial wombs in their battle plan, so reproduction is not a problem.

What about his parents?Except for being a little older, other aspects are still in line, especially his father, who is careful and super hands-on, so it is no problem to be a maintenance person.

So the last question, his parents...are they willing to leave?

"We're not leaving." It was not Xiahou who asked this question, but Ai Jun.Because of this question, after Xiahou raised it, Ai Jun felt that it would be better to have a real face-to-face conversation.The command room is also a bit too cold and serious, and the physical images are very different from people's normal communication methods, which will affect the two people's decisions to some extent.Moreover, it is also to show caution to the two old people.

Ai Jun convinced Xiahou, so this time it was Ai Jun who came, and just after explaining his intention, he was firmly rejected by the two elders.

"Uncle, aunt, you have to know that although we will do our best to protect the earth, but...we don't have [-]% confidence, all we can do is stick to our posts and let the enemy run over us."

Xia's father and Xia's mother looked at each other, and the couple smiled with sympathy. Xia's father said: "First, we have separated from our son once. This time, whether it is life or death, we would rather be together as a family. Second... …Even if Major Xia is not our fat monkey, we will not participate in this matter. We are old people, or ordinary old people, not scientists who have made great contributions, nor do we have a history of working in our heads Therefore, these two positions should be reserved for young people.”

Ai Jun carefully looked into the eyes of Xia's father and Xia's mother, to distinguish whether they were sincere or because of the face-saving words of Xia Hou's parents, and then he found that they were sincere...

Ai Jun stood up and bowed to the two old men.

When he left their residence, he immediately contacted Xiahou with his outer armor: "Xiahou?"

"Um……"

It's just a pronunciation, but Ai Jun can hear the nasal sound, it seems that he has been watching secretly: "Don't cry."

"I didn't cry, I just have a sore nose."

"hug."

Xiahou laughed, and Ai Jun also heard the sound of the snot bubble bursting: "You are a tough guy, acting cute is too hurtful to the eyes!"

"Xiahou?"

"I like you..." They really don't have much time, they don't know whether they can successfully protect the earth, even if they can save it, whether they can live until after the war, then, try to let yourself and the people you love , don't have any regrets...

"Me too……"

Fifteen days later, Huaguo's first warship was finally completed.Zhao Yi was the captain of the escorting battleship, and he successfully completed the trial mission that day. Twenty days later, battleships No. 20 to No. [-] were also completed one after another, and combatants and non-combatants were arranged in place.

When this small fleet set off in the name of patrolling, on the space port, both those who stayed and those who left, all burst into tears, not for themselves, but for those who left—the ones who stayed could live. ?have no idea.Can those who leave live?have no idea.Can I come back and see them in this life, or see them come back?still don't know...

Zhao Yi's small fleet set off, jumped into space in the blink of an eye, and disappeared into the universe.

Their departure was both unknown and highly anticipated.

When Xiahou came to the future that day, he didn't get up quickly for the first time, but lay there, looking at the ceiling and imagining what would happen to Zhao Yi.May they be safe.

"Master, how is the live broadcast here?" He sat in the dormant cabin and asked God Fuxi.

It was the first time I brought the invisible live broadcast device as thin as a hair, and the current affairs transmission sent back only a snowflake and some broken sound signals, but the presence of sound meant that it was not a mistake, and after Xiahou came to the future, he brought back The signals are all thoroughly clear and complete.After several revisions, "basically" the synchronous transmission of images and sounds has been realized.

It's just that it has changed from a full three-dimensional to a 2D plane, and there are occasional twitches and blurred screens (for example, the occasional calls between Xiahou and his parents, and the calls between Ai Jun and Xiahou's parents are all twitched). Choose what you want to watch in more than 40 fixed shots, instead of watching it anywhere like the real world.

But just like that, the first day of the live broadcast of the "Save the Earth" channel yesterday was empty for (hundreds of) people.

_(:з」∠)_When Xia Houzhen started the live broadcast, there was no one in his live broadcast room. When the live broadcast was about to end, a group of people came back in a hurry, so Xia Hou said: "Hehe, goodbye."

There were countless anchors who shouted about my family, how could they be so arrogant, and an army of crying audiences.

"I don't want to go to the live broadcast today..." _(:з」∠)_ Sitting up, Xia Hou lay back on his stomach again. Yesterday, the audience hadn't realized it, but today is different.Xiahou could even imagine that he would face a flood of questions again.

Now the aliens think that whether it's the 2D live broadcast, or Xiahou and Major Xia's weird synchronization of work and rest in the play, it's just a free alliance, people from the earth, and a show by the Huaguo government.However, more and more people in Huaguo are convinced that Xiahou is a real time-traveling person. Europa and Xi Hope Country have also begun to doubt, and people from many countries in the Freedom Alliance have begun to waver.

It's not that the aliens are blind and don't recognize life and death. It's really the people on Earth and the scum of the universe, the Freedom Alliance. Their rise in a short period of time has already made them lose their glasses.In the end, they suddenly said that they have the ability to send people back to the past, change the history of another timeline, retrieve their own civilization, and retrieve their genes. It is really unbelievable both intellectually and emotionally.

After all, time has been an unbreakable subject until now.

In fact, even in China, there are many people who only believe it out of emotional reasons. I really have to ask them if they think all this is true.They would only say: "It should be that the country dug the grave of which mercenary regiment did not know to find so many things, and then used such an interesting method to announce it to everyone, right?"

"Work is important, don't act like a baby."

"QAQ"

"Don't worry, if there are more sharp questions, I will answer them for you."

"Okay..." But Xia Hou still didn't have a solid foundation, and always felt that the great god Fuxi was not too trustworthy.

"=.=Everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room, old friends, I miss you so much, new friends, nice to meet you. Hahaha..."

[→_→Master Hou, you should look at your expression, when you smile, your face becomes stiff...]

[(;д;) Lord Hou, did Commander Zhao leave just like that? 】

[(T▽T) Lord Hou... I have so many things I want to ask, so many things I want to say, but now there is only a blank in my head, only two words [come on]! 】

【(=ω｀=) Lord Hou, have you ever tried to put a person in your backpack?I have physical abilities, shrinking bones, I believe I can shrink in! 】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ the shrunken one in front! Envy, jealousy, hate!!】

【〒▽〒Every time I finish watching "Save the Earth", I will buy a lot of snacks and medicines, put them in the biggest bag in my house, and then lie down and put them on, hoping to wear them back.I watched 2D yesterday and bought more.Lord Hou, I sent you everything. Although I know you don't have a seat, you should eat more when you're here. I'm so sad to see you only eat a little every day. 】

[T^T Agreed, Master Hou, eat more, just eat a little casually, your physical strength can't keep up. 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Hou YeHou Ye! ! !I have invented a liquid calcium concentrate!I took a look, and it is two percent higher in calcium concentration than your original super-concentrated calcium tablets, and my liquid calcium saves space in your helmet! 】

[(￣[-]￣)a Hou Ye Hou Ye!In the past few days, I have made a summary of the level of technology in your era. Of course, it is not as powerful as that official.Uh... I'm talking too much nonsense.In short, after summarizing, I found that there are some things that you can manufacture, Lord Hou. They are useful in military affairs, people's livelihood, and the environment. Lord Hou, you can see which one is useful and use it! 】

【(*￣3￣)╭ Lord Hou, as a cook, I think you still have a lot of food that can be used, so...】

Xiahou thought he would have to face all kinds of doubts, but in the end he received all kinds of support. Everyone, even if they thought it was fake in their hearts, tried their best to give Xiahou the best from their own perspective. Think of ways to.

Xiahou was suddenly moved: "Everyone wait a minute, we will change the original plan today and broadcast something else. Wait a minute, I will prepare the raw materials."

[(￣3￣) What materials does Lord Hou prepare? 】

[o(*￣︶￣*)o can watch the live broadcast on the other side, there are no dead ends in all directions. 】

[( ) Thank you for the reminder, I forgot that the live broadcast over there has been non-stop. 】

【_(:з」∠)_Imperial court TV drama, plus ordinary live channel live broadcast, this is also the first time for Lord Hou. 】

[( ) The word "open up the world" is great! 】

【Huh?Lord Hou, what did you get out of this? 】