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How to spend the Dragon Boat Festival?

Zongzi?

This Lord Hou said it!Rice is wrapped in the leaves of a plant, and there are meat, candied fruit, pickles, and so on.

Before Xiahou's live broadcast was over, God Fuxi went out to pick up a courier, and when he came back, he hugged a big rice dumpling and started to eat it?How big are the zongzi?When God Fuxi gnawed, Xiahou couldn't see his head.And this zongzi is square, I don't know how the chef made it, it is horizontal and vertical, with sharp edges and corners.

Xiahou: "..."

Fu Xi: "What's wrong?"

Looking at the number of viewers who were only in double digits, Xia Hou said: "That's the end of today's live broadcast. See you tomorrow."

Dragon boating?

Master Hou has done this!Although it was scaled down... But after he broadcast live, a real big dragon boat was made out of the ready-made one!Not to mention how many people have changed their flying cars into dragon boats. Of course, everyone knows that dragon boats are for rowing, not flying cars.

"Xiahou! Wait and close again, the dragon boat race is about to begin!" Although God Fuxi has eyes and ears in the entire Hua Kingdom and even further afield, he felt that it would be more interesting to squat in the virtual community and watch the live broadcast.

Xiahou: "..."

People's mobility these days is absolutely terrifying, or is it true that everyone has nothing to do?

Just for a while, the dragon boat race has already started.Moreover, human motor cells are not perfect now. The dragon boats were twisted at the beginning, but after several collision accidents, the dragon boats moved in a decent manner. Although the speed was not fast, at least they walked in a straight line.

Ascend?

Earthlings on every planet began to gather towards the highest peak of the planet.

The dragon boat race is not over yet, and the mountain climbing competition has already begun. The highest peak on some planets is more than 1 meters.

Lantang bath?

You can't find calamus and wormwood.But there are plants with good smells on every planet, and even on some planets, the star leader simply spoke directly: "(￣︶￣)/Today! We will add XX grass to everyone's sanitary water! This straw man It has no toxic and side effects on the human body! It smells grassy and fragrant, and has the effect of repelling insects and sterilizing bacteria!"

God Fuxi: "Xiahou, the seeds of wormwood and calamus."

"_(:з"∠)_Zunzhi..." Xia Hou was really lying on the ground, he needed to be quiet.

It wasn’t until after watching a dragon boat race that the contented God Fuxi said that he was going to the Zongzi Street to eat more flavored dumplings—according to the narration of God Fuxi, it seems that dragon boat associations have been established in various planets in Huaguo. The "Huaguo Dragon Boat Festival" association was established, and all levels of competitions in cities, regions, planets, and the whole of China were divided.Starting tomorrow, different competitions will be held in a hurry!

Xiahou silently got up from the ground, thinking that the Dragon Boat Festival was just the beginning, and there would be more festivals after that.Thinking about it, Xiahou, who was sweating just now, couldn't help but burst out laughing—this is the best...

Grinning, Xiahou opened the surprise passage left for him by Fuxi.

"Hello, Major Xiahou, I am the Military Intelligence Brain Thunder No. [-], and I will serve you from today. This is the combat information and combat support plan provided by the headquarters. Please have a look."

As soon as the passage entered, it was dark, and at the same time, the sound of Jinglei No. [-] sounded. When Xiahou clicked on some information and battle plans, he was immediately blown up with joy!

In the battle that is about to start, it is no longer possible to continue to follow the line of individual heroism.The warships of the regular army and the warships of the low-level mercenary group are completely different. The largest mothership of the Kacha Nazha mercenary group was also eliminated by the regular army 50 years ago, and all the good things were removed. .

Even though Xiahou is backed by a 5000-year civilization gap, he can only bring individual weapons. Although God Fuxi has been researching the technique of compressing and folding metal, this problem cannot be solved in the short term.

On the other hand, it is as big as other people's fleets, and it must not be too close to the earth, or even too close to the solar system.Because Xiahou and the others want to protect the earth as much as possible, but the enemy is not so scruples. When the main artillery comes and concentrates on the earth, even if it misses any fatal place, the destruction of the atmosphere alone is enough for the earth's ecosystem. Not to mention more deadly things like cosmic rays and dust.

But even if the battleship is made, can Xiahou go out and bombard others?Now he doesn't even have the materials for the mothership, they are all small warships, and when he goes out, he will be beaten like a chicken.

Now, these materials and various battle plans have opened Xia Hou's mind!

In modern times, even if Xiahou is no longer in the same room with him, Ai Jun will still subconsciously wait until Xiahou wakes up from the future.Although no discussion has been made, Xiahou will often communicate with him as soon as he wakes up.Even if you don't have any official business, just saying "I'm awake." "Go to sleep." is enough.

It's almost time again today, when Ai Jun opened the video, he saw Xiahou holding a dress that made people...unspeakable.

"what is this?"

"The custom-made military equipment for Zhao Yi, don't tell him that I showed it to you in the future, I'm going to lie to him that I haven't shown it to anyone."

"..." When Ai Jun was seriously thinking about the competition, should he admit defeat at the beginning?

"Don't worry, isn't this the first time? When I make the next one, I will try to tell others that it looks better."

"..." I don't know why but I have a worse feeling.

"There is one more thing. I will discuss it with you first, and then I will call everyone to the meeting."

"What's the matter?" Ai Jun quickly took his eyes off the magical custom-made weapon.

"We're going to create a battlefield..."

"Creating a battlefield?"

The three elements of ancient warfare are the right time, place, and harmony. With the development of science and technology, there is an additional piece of equipment, which replaces harmony and occupies the most important position.Just like the earth, people all over the world work together, but they are still smashed into ashes by others.And in space warfare, alongside equipment, there is also geographical advantage.

A cosmic storm, a magnetic field mutation, and a giant meteor flying by are all things that can affect the outcome of a war.

Later, all the middle and upper-level leaders of the Huaguo base were pulled over to participate in the video conference, and began to study the issue of creating a battlefield.

Xiahou's first sentence: "Our biggest problem is that the battlefield will be very close to the solar system. Even if the earth will not change immediately, it will inevitably be affected after three to five years. Earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, and even entering The Ice Age... Each of your bases needs to make preparations in advance.”

Everyone nodded, and Old Wei took the lead and said, "We have never slackened in collecting supplies. No matter what the disaster is, as long as the earth is still there, even if the land turns into an ocean, we can persist."

"Okay, then everyone, let's take a look at the several battle plans sent to you now, let's study it and decide which one to implement."

Everyone clicked on the battle plan, and suddenly there was a sound of gasping for air.

To open the beginning is to detonate an asteroid, detonate a gas planet, detonate a star, detonate...a long series of detonations.This is like treating the planets in the universe as landmines, trying to blow up the passing fleet belly up.

Zhou Zuojun subconsciously said what he was thinking: "I just heard that the earth is going to be bombed by aliens, and I thought it was unbelievable. Now looking at this... I feel like I am a frog in the bottom of a well."

"This is not a frog in a well, it's just that our technological development has not yet reached that point." Xia Hou persuaded.

"Major, can we...have achieved this kind of technology now?" Jiang Kun asked.

"Yes, these are all combat plans based on our current situation. As long as it is written on it, we can do it. It's just a matter of time."

Suddenly there was another sound of inhalation, and I understood rationally that there were basically two problems with Xia Hou's confirmation of reality.

"I choose plan No. [-]." Wang Zi'an still said so little, and hit the bull's-eye directly when he opened his mouth.

"Is the No. [-] plan too lethal? And it is also marked on the back. If the No. [-] plan is implemented, a storm mixed with cosmic dust will sweep the earth within two years. This is a conservative estimate. In the worst case, the entire The earth is about to be pushed by the aftermath to change its orbit! I think plan No. [-] is more secure." Old Wei frowned and objected.

"I also unify the No. [-] plan." Zhou Zuojun supported Wang Zi'an, "Old Wei, you also said that as long as the earth is still there, we can survive."

"Subsistence and survival have different meanings. This is an ecological disaster. Only human beings are left on the earth, so is that considered survival? Besides, if the earth is pushed out of orbit, we will even have to evacuate here. How about protection? What's the point of the earth? I also agree with Plan No. [-]." Jiang Kun also refuted.

Plan No. [-] and Plan No. [-], both sides rolled up their sleeves and slapped the table for their respective plans. If it weren't for the fact that everyone didn't see each other, they would have already gone to the martial arts, real people PK.

"Cough cough..." Xia Hou coughed twice, so softly that no one could hear him, "Cough cough! Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough!" Saliva grabbed...

"Major, have you been in poor health recently?"

"Don't work too hard."

"It's colder at the spaceport, right? Keep warm."

"..." Xiahou's face was hot, but he finally drew everyone's attention, "Everyone has overlooked a problem, we have to rely on destruction to stop the other party, but we are not only good at destruction, but not governance ah."

One side of Plan No. [-] bowed his head and began to think deeply, while the side of Plan No. [-] laughed with satisfaction: This is right. Although the damage is serious, it will be fine as long as it is dealt with.

"However, you have overlooked a problem. What we have to deal with is not only the outpost fleet of the Blue Ocean Empire, but also the main colonial fleet behind it. A flagship is as big as ours. Now we have blown up everything that can be bombed. Isn't that the same as opening the way for others?"

One side of Plan No. [-] began to think deeply, and the party of Plan No. [-] was satisfied: no problem, sustainable development.

"Everyone, don't rush to make up your mind. Take these battle plans and combat materials back and have a look. After three days, everyone will come up with a new battle plan."

"Yes."

The three-dimensional image was shut down, and finally there were only three windows left: Xia Hou, Ai Jun and Zhao Yi.

"Zhao Yi, how are you preparing?" Xiahou asked.

"It's all good."

"Okay, then the common people will be sent up tomorrow, and you have to do a good job of comforting them."

"Yes."

"Also, your custom weapon has been delivered, remember to bind it immediately when you get it."

"Yes!" The first two "yes", Zhao Yi's words were somewhat depressed. The brothers who fought side by side were actively preparing for the battle, ready to fight desperately, but he... Even if he knew that the mission Xiahou entrusted to him was still as important It is difficult and difficult, but I always feel like a deserter who fled the battle.Only the soldier's desire for sophisticated weapons made him a little excited.

But it was this little excitement that made him ignore the hidden strangeness in the eyes of Xia Hou and Ai Jun...

When Zhao Yi's communication was also turned off, Ai Jun asked Xia Hou: "I secretly told my uncle and aunt."

"! So fast?! Σ(дlll)"

Ai Jun blinked at him, Xiahou heard the sound of the automatic door opening and closing, and then two people appeared beside Ai Jun.Looking at those two people whose eyes were full of longing but couldn't believe it, Xiahou's knees became weak, and he knelt down on the ground with a "plop": "Dad—Mom!"

Xia's father and Xia's mother had been suspicious before this, of course not because they suspected that Ai Jun lied to them, but because they suspected that something was wrong.Because when they were still in Africa, they watched the three-dimensional image of Commander Xiahou right after they were rescued. Except for the same name, they were no longer the same as their son.

Their family's Xiahou is fat, while his family's Xiahou is thin.

Although their Xiahou is not short, Xiahou is clearly taller.

Their family, Xiahou, is a stable and honest otaku, and Xiahou, who single-handedly saves the world, is a fantasy figure without limits...

These two are the same person?Are you kidding?

However, in real face-to-face, Xiahou knelt down on the ground after crying, and the two of them knew that no matter how unbelievable it was, Xiahou was their Xiahou!

This is the son they raised with care and consideration. Even though the fat round face has turned into an oval face, and the eyes, nose, and lips are all torn apart by fleshy skin, the one who looked at them and shouted Intonation...

Can't go wrong!