Internet celebrities save the world

After half a day, Xia Hou spoke: "Fatty Lan, thank you...can you arrange for them to take care of the orphan?"

"Of course, Major."

"Xiahou, everything will be fine after the war."

Xiahou nodded, and shook his head again: "After the war, my reputation on Earth is even more important. At that time, we will enter the universe. Moreover, I really don't think there is anything wrong now, because I am very lucky. My family of three even It's okay. I know they're alive, and my parents are strong enough and love each other enough."

Because of deep love, so will not abandon each other.In his life, Xiahou has also seen his parents quarrel with red faces, but most of the time he sees the honey-thick love between the husband and wife.Xiahou knew that they loved each other even more than his own flesh and blood. Xiahou was also jealous when he was young, but now he is only relieved.

They are only in their 50s, which was considered old in ancient times, but they are still very young in modern times.In particular, if Xiahou wins, the people on earth will move forward in great strides. The diseases that were once fatal are no longer considered diseases. They can live together in good health for at least 30 years, or even 50 years. have a child.

In contrast, Xiahou, the son who has been with them for less than 30 years, will gradually fade from memory—of course he will be a thorn, a scar, and it will hurt when touched , but as long as you don't touch it...

Xia Hou looked at Ai Jun, this person would be the one who walked with him for the rest of the time, knowing that his family members survived, Xia Hou felt a strange guilty conscience, because Ai Jun never said what happened to his relatives.

"My parents are divorced. I don't know where my father is when I was three years old. Is it dead or alive? My mother... also passed away two years ago. But it's okay, dying in a peaceful world is better than dying in the hands of aliens Come on." Ai Jun said, and then he winked at Xiahou, "Don't be so honest."

"What (⊙_⊙)"

"You can tell them secretly. Uncles and aunts are obviously not the kind of people who can't hide things." Ai Jun looked at Xia Hou, and he was really a big fool, so honest.

"(｀Д)!! Yes, yes!" Xiahou's expression suddenly changed from ashamed to desperate.

"Don't worry, I'll go and talk to them first, but I won't tell you about your specific situation. When you win, you can tell them yourself." Seeing him like this, Ai Jun smiled, and there is nothing better than Xiahou now. It's even more fun.

"Yeah!" Xia Hou also laughed, smirking.

The two smiled at each other, and at the same time found that they couldn't stop. Looking at each other, a desire to hug each other rose in their hearts, but they were separated by an atmosphere, so they could only reach out and let the fingers of the virtual image come from through his fingers.

"Major, the probe ball is sending a feedback signal." But the blue fat man was in a state of dismay.

The two looked at each other, the hand that was only holding a ball of light and shadow, but it was like holding a flesh and blood body, let go of each other: "Come on for the competition."

"Do not worry……"

Watching Ai Jun disappear, Xia Hou focused on the detection ball.They issued a total of 11 detection requests, which sounds like a lot, but spreading them into the universe is like spreading a pot of rice into the ocean, and the range that can be monitored is not that large.

However, Xiahou is now like a student who has mastered the answers to the exam. He has mastered the marching route of the outpost fleet of the Blue Ocean Empire, and most of the detection balls are arranged according to this route.

"I hope they won't be used for a lifetime." More and more detection balls sent back signals, and the flickering lights paved a road like a galaxy, but looking at this road, Xiahou felt a chill behind his back...

Xiahou opened his eyelids in the dormant cabin, and the bear paw of God Fuxi picked him up: "Come and see, the first custom weapon has arrived."

Xia Hou sat up expectantly, and then...

_(:з」∠)_Good, so ugly...

This custom-made military equipment is like a thick hemp rope wrapped around a circle, and then a waistcoat is made out of these hemp ropes, with two red sleeves and two emerald green trouser legs. What connects the trousers and the hemp rope vest for the legs is a pair of transparent underwear.

=口=Superman only wears underwear on the outside, who has the confidence to wear this kind of thing? !

No, not even self-confidence, it has nothing to do with self-confidence... it's only about aesthetics.A few days ago, Xia Hou thought that the aesthetics of future people would be normal, but now the facts have confused him.

"Great God QAQ, do you think... this can be worn?"

"Huh? (￣▽￣)／Of course you can wear it, what a cool weapon it is."

Xiahou: "QAQ" Forget it, Zhao Yi, men don't cry when they stand up, especially for real men, what is beauty?Isn't the soil turtle a slag five in combat power?

"Don't worry, it can be transformed, but it needs to be displayed after binding. In the unbound stage, it can only be displayed in this way." Fuxi finally stopped teasing Xiahou, and the bear paw touched Xiahou's dog's head twice. , as consolation.

Feeling very relieved, Xiahou decided to quietly give the things to Zhao Yi, and let him wear them quietly, and then take them out after dressing and changing.

"Then, Dang Dang Dang Dang! This is the highlight." Fuxi's bear's paw poured out in his own hair, just like it tickling, he took it out ...

"(O_o) God, I didn't see anything."

"Well (*￣￣*) because I don't have anything in my hand, I just scratched it just now." The master Fuxi said that when he teases Xiahou now, he will feel a strange sense of satisfaction.

"_(:з"∠)_"

"I'm not kidding you, I do have something in my hand, feel it, and move gently."

Xiahou touched it suspiciously: "Master... are you sure that what I touched wasn't the hair on your palm?"

"No, what you touched was a tracking camera."

"For the live broadcast, the records sent back by Fatty Lan... need more senses?" Fatty Lan sent back full-angle image records. After the show, the viewers can move around at will.But today's stereoscopic images record and broadcast the senses of smell, touch and even taste. These small cameras that can't be seen are just to supplement those parts that are not there.

"More than that, we hope that they can be broadcast in real time."

"=口=Great God, is it possible to realize the live broadcast signal across time and space?"

"No." The master was decisive, and after scratching the itch, he took out a white sphere the size of a hawthorn, "Put this in your bag and keep it there. We can use your bag as a transfer. Of course, everything is just It was conceived, that’s why it’s called ‘hope’ live broadcast. Your bag is an artifact.”

"QAQ, thank you scientists, thank you God." Xiahou was moved and excited. If the signal can be transmitted today, then the supplies can be transmitted tomorrow!

"Also, starting today, you don't go to the ancestral temple."

"Hey?"

"We've added a special channel to your virtual community, you'll find out when you go to see it today." Fu Xi blinked his eyes, trying to wink at Xia Hou.

Xiahou: "..."

After receiving a real surprise and an unopened surprise from Fuxi, Xia Hou went to the live broadcast.

"Who is the winner today? (^^*) It's another tenth day, you can ask me to make something."

[Me, me, me! ! ! o(*￣▽￣*)oIt feels like all the good luck in this life is concentrated in one day, Lord Hou, I want to ask you to make a peach charm.I heard you say that it was carved out of peach wood, praying for blessings and eliminating disasters, I thought it was good. 】

During the period of asking who won the lottery every day, except for the lucky one, everyone else did not post barrage. This has become a habit in Xiahou's live broadcast room.

"Okay o(*￣▽￣*)o, then the content of our live broadcast today is to locate some gods in China. First of all, the two on the Taofu, Shen Tu and Yu Lei, these two are also door gods... Peach charms were made of peach wood in ancient times, but we don’t have peaches now, so we use this kind of wood from the fruit of love.”

【(￣▽￣)／Master Hou, may I ask, why do you say mahogany can ward off evil spirits? 】

"Because of the ancient legend, there is a huge peach tree planted at the gate of the ghost gate, and a golden rooster stands on the peach tree. When the rooster crows, the sky will be bright, and when it crows again, the sky will be dark. Yu Lei and God Tu stood under the peach tree, and when it was dark, the two of them went to catch ghosts. Therefore, Taomu Jiayulei and Shentu can catch evil spirits. Later, as long as it is peach trees, it has the effect of exorcising ghosts and catching ghosts gone."

[(⊙_⊙) Oh... It seems that the evolution of everything is complicated and simplified. 】

【_o(╯□╰)o But people use mahogany, we use love fruit wood, although we know it is a last resort, but still feel embarrassing. 】

"I can't help it. Peaches are so expensive now, and all the peach trees are used for fruiting peaches and cuttings. Use peach wood... Don't even think about it, but in a few years, it should be done."

【(￣︶￣)↗Our goal!Carve peach charms with peach wood! 】

【φ(>ω<*) Lord Hou~ Are there any other things that are used to ward off evil spirits, or have good meanings? 】

"There are many, such as wishful knots, money knots, auspicious knots, golden tortoise knots, Xi character knots, group brocade knots I taught you before... There are also paper-cuts, pasting this year's zodiac signs, and fat pig arches, Cornucopia, magpies coming to the door, five blessings surrounded by peaches, dolls holding fish... There are some similar but different hanging flags pasted with paper-cuts when the Chinese New Year is approaching..."

【o(*￣▽￣*)o】

【o(*￣▽￣*)o】

【o(*￣▽￣*)o】

【This is our own custom...QAQ】

【o(*￣▽￣*)o pay attention to the formation ahead. 】

[o(*￣▽￣*)o closely follow the formation!However, I would like to ask everyone... Do you know what is going on with the Earth's Chinese calendar?For example, what day of the month is today, and how many days are left before the Chinese New Year. 】

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[(T▽T) Why did you remind me of this painful question! 】

【(;Д｀) It's only 5000 years, just calculate it... right? 】

【o(TωT)o It’s okay to calculate, but we also need to know where to start and how to calculate. 】

【┭┮﹏┭┮Didn’t it say that the catastrophe started on March [-]th? 】

[T^T That’s right, but that seems to be called the Western calendar, the Gregorian calendar or something, it’s not our calendar. 】

"March [-]th...is the year of the rooster, the year of Dingyou, and the [-]th day of the second lunar month."

【=mouth=】

【A(Д[-]Д)A】

【w(°o°)w】

[I, I just visited the community of the Institute of History, and there is no new progress announced there...]

【ヽ(□｀.) Lord Hou, where did you get the information? 】

Xiahou just blurted it out just now, and he glanced at God Fuxi.Then, a line of writing appeared in front of Xiahou's eyes, but only he could see this line of writing.

"(^^*) It's not the information from the Institute of History, it's just a message from the Ancestral Temple. Because this matter is closer to the ancestors, the Ancestral Temple snatched it and published it first."

【(｀Д)!! Really, really! ! ! 】

[(#>д<)Calendar!Calendar!It comes from the calendar of the mother planet and mother family! 】

[(ㄒoㄒ) This year is the Year of the Snake, the Year of Dingsi, the sixth day of the fifth lunar month! 】

[There are also solar terms on it... My God, we are also one of the nations that emitted solar terms in ancient times! 】

[Boom!Yesterday was the Dragon Boat Festival!Hou Ye said Dragon Boat Festival! 】

[I, I want to make up for the Dragon Boat Festival! ! !Isn't it just rowing dragon boats, eating zongzi, climbing high, and taking a bath with bluegrass soup! ? 】

[I want to make it up too! (`)/]

【Add me one! ! ! 】

Blue queen, there is no blue queen... This is the first time that Xia Hou has tasted the feeling of being abandoned before Lian Erkang's hand is even shown.

_(:з」∠)_Is this retribution?retribution……

And in the entire territory of China, a wave of terror was set off to make up for the Dragon Boat Festival, and then spread to the two human countries on earth, Hope Country and Europa, and then spread to the entire Freedom Alliance-the Freedom Alliance is basically poor people who are in power. The superbrain independent body, the biochemical free territory, the first kingdom of the Zerg, the second kingdom of the Zerg, and the third kingdom of the Zerg are worse than the people on Earth. They are races that have no past at all.

(*^▽^*) Oh, people on Earth have their own calendar and festivals?That's great, since we're all in the same alliance, let's celebrate the festival together.