Internet celebrities save the world

Xiahou kissed the corner of Ai Jun's eyes again, the same as last time, not only touched his lips, but also tapped with the tip of his tongue.Ai Jun touched the corners of his eyes, and once again felt that this 28-year-old man who was actually older than him was too pure.

However, the corners of Ai Jun's eyes, specifically the laugh lines at the corners of Ai Jun's eyes, are the sexiest part above Ai Jun's neck to Xia Hou~ Especially when Ai Jun smiles and the laugh lines become more obvious, Xia Hou always feels that it is a kind of SEX hints and the like.

_(:з」∠)_Kissing those fine lines and wet them with his tongue, Xia Hou despises himself in his heart, is it simply taking advantage of the children?

Xia Hou lay flat, with a sense of guilt and guilt, and a sense of fear buried deep in his heart - he didn't tell Ai Jun that he was stuck in the future for nearly two days and couldn't come back, they just thought he was in a coma.

Opening his eyes in the future, Xiahou looked around and told himself that when he returned to modern times today, he must tell Ai Jun about the situation.

"How about it?"

"I went back, and there is no problem with the item transfer. The hardware has already been given to Lan Fatty. God, do you know what is going on in this situation?"

"I've been researching your situation, and it turned out that there are still many things in this world that are beyond my understanding. The XXX and 000 of your brain will be &&&& in the state of ####"

Those symbols are definitely not counting the words, but the feeling of the words of the Great God Fuxi in Xiahou's ears.

_(:з」∠)_Evidently, each word is the first language of China after 5000 years, why can’t they understand it together?

"Big God, do you speak Chinese?" [_]

"To put it simply, your brain has one more thing than ordinary people. This 'thing' was wrapped in a special layer of tissue before, which isolated all the brain examinations you had received before, so we couldn't detect it at all. Until the last time you came back, there was edema in the brain. Look, there is a little thing here."

Xiahou looked at the stereoscopic image, even if his brain was magnified two or three times, but if Fuxi hadn't stretched out his finger, he wouldn't be able to see it: "Is this the white spot?" A white spot about the size of the tip of a ballpoint pen.

"Yes, until now I can only be sure that there is something here, but I have no way of knowing what it is. Can you donate your brain after death?" (￣︶￣)

"..." Xia Hou felt the hair on his back, but still nodded, "Yes, until now I don't know why I crossed. However, if there are human factors here, it can only be the people on earth who want to Save yourself, although we are now in two different timelines, there will always be cause and effect."

"I think so."

"God, there is good news."

"Ok?"

"We found the giant panda!"

"!!!" God Fuxi immediately turned his head to look at Xiahou's bag, but obviously, there was absolutely no giant panda there, otherwise Xiahou would have opened the bag as soon as he came here, so God Fuxi quickly Turning his head around again, he looked at Xia Hou with very humane eyes full of accusations.

"They are all in very bad physical condition, and the youngest one is over a year old, so it can't fit into my bag."

"everything will be fine!"

"Hmm! I believe it! Also, Fatty Blue's intelligence level has improved, so he will take the initiative to explain it."

"Congratulations to him, and to you too. For our electronic life, taking the initiative to explain is like a baby's first cry, and you are like his father."

Xiahou stuck out his tongue, embarrassed by what he said.

"So, let's take a look at your new shopping list now."

"QAQ is good." Modern paperwork is not enough, and the future must continue.

The items Fuxi introduced were nothing more than food, clothing, housing and transportation, plus defense and fighting.

"Master, these instruments are good, but they are all too big, right?"

The things are really good, and they are really needed by Xia Hou. Not all alien clothes can be worn by human beings. Digging all kinds of living materials from the ruins is not a long-term solution.I originally thought that the first batch of food grown in the laboratory would be eaten by people, but the population is heading towards 200 million, and the newly harvested ones should be used as seeds.As for weapons and equipment, there is a huge gap.The production line materials for the SWAT uniforms are finally collected, but it will take a while to make them.

"Xiahou, their functions are what you need, so you can send customized orders to factories or individuals."

"! I never thought of it before..." Xia Hou knocked himself on the head. He was clearly a small businessman, and he also specialized in customizing customers, but he kept ignoring this point.

What restricts Xiahou now is Huang Jing Technology and the size of his backpack.But there is an extreme compression technology in the future, which is the technology that compressed the bouncing ball from a giant SUV to a ball.

However, this technology has been phased out now, because the space key technology has become more and more perfect, and the limit compression technology itself is very limited, only limited to a few special materials.The bouncing ball... is actually a backlog product.

"You can release the demand directly during the live broadcast. Your advertisement for the poof balls last time was very good. The inventory of the poof balls was cleared within two hours. Because of the snowflake orders, we had to send It has been sealed, and the production line for recycling is about to be pulled out of the warehouse."

"..."

"It's a good thing, you bring a product back from the dead."

After teasing Xiahou, God Fuxi finally left contentedly.

Xiahou also finally opened his live broadcast room, and...

The barrage really came out like a "boom!", like a blowout, even though they were all silent, Xia Hou was a little dizzy from the shock.

[(╬￣dish￣) ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Marquis, where have you been? ! ! 】

【(T▽T) Lord Hou, you are not really stuck in the ancient times and cannot come back, are you? ! ! ! 】

[Σ(っ°Д°;) っHou Ye! ! !What about porcelain!fraud! 】

[(ㄒoㄒ) Lord Hou! ! !I have called the police! ! ! 】

[QAQ Lord Hou! ! !You're back! ! ! 】

【(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Lord Hou!! Please at least tell us next time you go missing!】

"Hi everyone, I had a sudden illness before and was sent to the hospital forcibly by the government. I'm sorry."

[(;へ:) Just come back, as long as you are not young, we will always love you. 】

"I'm sorry to make everyone worry. Today I will broadcast live for nine hours. The content of the live broadcast is a mortise and tenon structure."

[(⊙_⊙) Sun cat structure?What's that? 】

"The mortise and tenon structure is a special structure widely used in wooden buildings and furniture by the ancients of China—an ancient place even older than the last earth. It is a beautiful structure. The wood I bought just arrived, and I also bought cutting Machines. Now that they're all here, let's go and see. That's quite a lot, and we'll bring in the cutters, and the wood...only one piece at first."

Xiahou bought a small cutting machine that looks like a modern robot vacuum.The board is much larger, like a thick door panel.Xiahou laid the plank flat on the ground and placed the cutting machine on top of it.

"Everything is ready, now we start to draw a three-dimensional structure diagram." Three-dimensional drawing is very easy, first select a rough geometric figure, and then use your fingers to modify this geometric figure, "The mortise and tenon structure is a series of joints The general term for structure, even in ancient times, many craftsmen had their own mortise and tenon structure. The few I have drawn now are examples.”

No. 8 automatically transmits the information to the cutting machine, and when Xiahou clicks OK, the cutting machine starts to move.During cutting, it can automatically calculate the most material-saving route.

"The protruding part is called tenon, and the concave part is called tenon. The tenon and tenon are fastened together, just like this, they are very firmly stuck. The tenon and tenon are not only one piece together, but also multiple pieces. There are also evolutions from this. toys."

【(⊙O⊙) Many large buildings now use similar structures, right? 】

[=. = It can't be Lord Hou that you copied the design from some place and put it here on the ancient people 5000 years ago? 】

[Hehe~ I'm just doing architectural design, and I have indeed seen similar structures, and I just searched the database within my authority, and there are indeed similar ones, but there are no similar structures in the database for two of them, but Really great design, very inspiring to me.This is my design studio number XXXXXX, I'm pretty sure that in the civil field, my authority is already the highest. 】

[+1 for architectural design, if you are sure of the previous counterparts, the design number is OOOOOO]

[+2 for dry architectural design...]

[God, these few are all at the level of great gods, but when did Lord Hou have so many architects in his live broadcast room? 】

[￣ω￣= Don’t you know the previous one?Already had it.Not only architectural design, but also ship design, interior decoration, garden design, and even hair stylists, jewelry designers, fashion designers and other design masters. Lord Hou can give you a lot of inspiration here. 】

[The costumer is here! QAQ and Hou Ye fully discloses the ancient artworks he restored without charging any fees.Although I am a beneficiary, Hou Ye, you should really charge for intellectual property rights. 】

[Designed by the ship.Charge intellectual property fee +1. At first, I thought my inspiration had dried up, and I was thinking about changing jobs.As a result, I watched the live broadcast here for two days, and my inspiration was already like a diabetes collapse! 】

[Design of children's products.Charge intellectual property fee +2]

[Costume design +2, Lord Hou, even if you don't charge intellectual property fees, at least open the rewards! 】

【_(:з」∠)_Brothers and sisters, don’t be obsessed with barrage, you have to see what Lord Hou is doing. 】

At the beginning, Xiahou cut out the mortise and tenon structures for demonstration. They were all big blocks, three inches long, and then cut smaller and smaller ones, each one inch long, and then he assembled these one-inch pieces into holes. Spherical, irregular square, rectangular, etc.

"This is called Lu Bansuo, also known as Kong Mingsuo. Lu Ban is the ancestor of the carpenter in ancient Chinese legends, and Kong Ming is a well-known counselor in ancient Hua. We will tell more stories about them when we have time. I have just authorized We have obtained the national license to produce these Luban locks, they are educational toys, and what everyone has to do is to disassemble them and put them back together."

【ヽ(￣▽￣) has successfully placed the first order! 】

【ミД彡Hands are too fast! ! ! 】

[(ㄒoㄒ) I bought it, so touched.I thought that I would never be able to buy Hou Ye's products in this life. Although this was not made by Hou Ye himself, at least it is exactly the same. 】

【Σ(⊙▽⊙"a Lord Hou, what are you doing now? It doesn't look like Lubansuo.】

"Yes, this is not a Luban lock. Everyone, this is a chair... This is a table... This is a cabinet... This is..."

[φ(>ω<*) is so cute! ! ! 】

What Xiahou put out was small furniture the size of a palm.The cutting machine is not just automatic, because it is cut with energy beams, so the cut parts are as smooth as polished.Coupled with the physical drawing models that can be drawn with fingers casually, Xiahou found it very easy to make these small things.

"This is a set of ancient style furniture models. I thought these would take a long time, but it doesn't seem necessary now, so let's play with a big one."

【(￣︶￣)↗Okay, okay, what does Lord Hou want to do? !If you want to be a space pirate, we will buy you a battleship! 】

【(￣︶￣)↗Yes, yes, yes! 13 years of experience as a mecha technician, apply to join the ship! 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Squadron leader of the 12th Armored Battalion of the XX Army stationed on the XX border, enlisted in the army for [-] years, and was honorably discharged the year before last due to injury. He is currently a police officer of Star XX, applying to join the ship! 】

[(￣︶￣)↗20-year warship navigator, active duty, apply to join the ship! 】

[...How to apply for active duty? 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Work transfer due to marriage. 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Good reason, 13 years of machine gunner experience, active duty, apply to join the ship! 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Short Oil~~ The red-faced Hou Ye I haven’t seen for a long time. 】

[(￣︶￣)↗Cute. 】

"Cough! I have a boyfriend. Also, do you know what it means to fly with my fingers?"

【(⊙_⊙)】

What happened next was not following Xiahou's fingers at all, but seeing the cutting machine flying, Xiahou's fingers were also flying...

Xia Hou drew a picture and gave the quantity. Countless parts no longer than one inch in length fell down and handed it to Xia Hou on the 8th.Knowing that this big guy is over half the height of a person, the audience can see what it is - a very exotic building?

After the completion, this is a five-story building, but it is not the kind of collage toys that can be bought for more than ten dollars, but a scaled down architectural model. In other words, after scaling up, it will be a five-story building. storey attic.